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  • Husband: On the bright side, once we started leaving the door unlocked, it's amazing how the burglary rate in the neighborhood has gone down.

    Wife: In fact, people are starting to pay us rent in order to store their valuables here!

    Panther: Grrrrrowl! (licks chops, next to him are some gloves, a couple flashlights, and shreds of a hoodie.)

  • *craps pants*

  • Man, I hope my wife can sleep in a puddle of piss cause that's what the hell would have happened if I was in that bed..........LOLOLOL!!!!!

  • Loved it!!!! Who thought it could be so Hilarious!!! Wish more commercials could ignite laughter as this one did....

  • That's so hilarious! :D

  • Funniest commercial I have ever seen in my WHOLE life!!!

  • Ohhh a big cat :)

  • Panther: Oh Im bout to eat the fuck out you *licks lips*

  • great commercial and what a wonderful creature the black panther is. i want one

  • what kind of animal is that because i just found out panthers dont exist

  • @PeltzIsland It's a black leopard

  • For the love of everything on earth.... Somebody show me where I can adopt a Rescue Panther!!!

  • This commercial scared me at night ! That panther is so creepy!

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  • @SuperWarking Oh.

  • @origamipein18 Oh??

  • @LVC628sRule Just forget it. -_-

  • Geico is killing me w/ these commercials. WHO WANTS SOME RONALD TONIGHT?

  • I have a cat like that. But the panther is fularious

  • Go Brad Morris! Hilarious improviser and actor!

  • My college roommate had a cat that did that. It was the creepiest thing ever.

  • I would be cuddling with the big kitty!

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  • This commercial is so funny. My aunt woke up and came downstairs just to see what I was laughing about!

  • my black cat sits the same way on the the dresser and watches me sleep...

  • @ColetteNoir creepy. at least thats all your cat does.

  • @USSWISCONSIN64 she is like 8 lbs, so it is cute. Were she 90 lbs it would be...less cute

  • @ColetteNoir not what i'm saying. my cat would come and bite my fucking toe.

  • Wtf does the husband say?!?!?

  • @JordieLove900 "I think I might" then wife says "shh"

  • @JordieLove900

    right???

    great commercial, yet that part...

  • That was creepy but so hilarious!!!!!

  • I think I'm safe.

  • LOL @ 0:21

  • probally the funniest commercial i have ever seen.

  • Me: I LOVE THIS COMMERCIAL! It's so damn funny!

    Friend: I like the pig one.

    Me: GTFO...of your house...

  • This has to be the funniest commercial I ever seen & I work in advertisement good work Geico

  • Rule #1 in Pet Ownership:  Never own a pet that requires "raw meat" as part of it's diet.

  • They soulda got ADT c:

  • BAHAHAHAHA HE LOOKS SOFT I WOULD PET HIM!!

  • Epic lick

  • This ought to come with subtitles - what the fuck does the guy say when the couple is in bed????

  • @FTARCHIVE He says "I think I might..." she says "SHH!"

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  • Fuck this hurts! Just had surgery yesterday and saw this commercial for the first time and have a hard time trying not to laugh LMAO!

  • I feel bad for them.:( That panther's just waiting for those two to slip up...

    Honestly didn't know that you could adopt rescue animals much less a rescue panther.

  • Wow, one of the funniest commercials I've ever seen. Panther's looking at them like they're a couple of pork chops.

  • Well that was a good idea-let's get a panther which ends up watching them rather than watching the house.

    The panther licking its lips is the highlight on this CM.

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  • I LOVE this ad..and yes wish it would eat that screaming pig

  • What does the guy say when they're in bed?

  • @JudasPriest714 "i think im sick"

  • LOVE IT! Reminds me of how I slept (didn't) when my black cat was new; watched those 2 eyes glowing in the dark, and when they got too close I ducked under the quilt. I believe that's the "s-" Sleepy.

  • that looks like a bigger version of my cat XD

  • @reimahedgehog I don't care for pets but if I ever do, it's going to be a jet-black cat.

  • @suitzzan yes it is!

  • this is seriously the funniest thing i've seen in a week!!!!!....rescue panther.

  • lol I have a cat named Chico, he's a bombay..this reminds me of him soo much.

  • i would let him cuddle in my bed.

  • THE funniest, better than that stupid pig I am SO SO sick of. And while we're here, ditch the stupid caveman too. This is their BEST & funniest commercial EVER.

  • It's pretty awesome how the clock matches the Panthers eye color

  • Black pussies scare me too.

  • Man that was good. U could kinda feel the tension

  • Panther " Mmmmmm. Fresh meat".

  • What did the guy say? "I Think........."

  • @rachelsOne he says "I think i'm s...." before his wife interupts him tells him to be quiet.

  • @rachelsOne "I think I might..."

    Wife interupts: "Shh!"

  • @hazelkiss2389 "@rachelsOne "I think I might..."

    It sounds like he says: "I think I'm sick" and then the wife says "shhh". Still either way this is a funny ass commercial."

  • LOL I was rolling over, Rescue Panther!!!

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  • Lol this reminds me of my cat

  • Please let this panther eat that godawful screaming pig

  • @JS6875 but i love the pig lol

  • @JS6875 YESSS!! OMG PLEASE!!

  • ROFL!!!!!! Love it!!!

  • GOD I looooooove panthers....what a beaut

  • i laughed my ass off when i seen this

  • Am I the only one who thinks the Panther is cute and scary? =(

  • Hilarious how the panther licked his lips

  • @1999CSVT hell yeah

  • I love this shit...I watched it like 20x already..I'm tickled....

  • This would scare the fuck out me

  • This how how the Carolina Panthers are looking at the NFC South this season (2012). Go Panthers!!!

  • I love this one.

  • Lol I luv this commercial

  • I so love this commercial. What happens "if" they fall asleep?? Lmao

  • That is so fuckin awesome!

  • Black is beatuiful

  • Big kitty.

    

  • THAT THANG WOULDN'T BE IN MY HOUSE!!! AWWWW HELL NAW!!!!

  • I want a "rescue panther" ! Hilarious

  • ♫ JAGUARES a.k.a. "Caifanes" ☼ /watch?v=exFT_pvPvDk ☺

  • This needs a love button. LMAO!

  • This just showed on TV, I have not laughed like this in a long time.

  • he started to say "i think i might-" and his wife cuts him off with a "-shh"

  • Jesus that critter is f*in scary! What a sinister look...

  • LMBO!! I BE CRYING WHEN I SEE THIS!!

  • just saw it on the lakers celtics commerical. funny as hell. go lakers!

  • I just saw this on TV for the Minnesota vs Wisconsin college basketball game, i fuckin laughed my ass off!

  • Best commercial gieco has made in years.

  • ps. why does it sound like he's saying "I think I MIGHT" then he gets shushed, or is that just me?

  • Just saw this - how funny!

  • They totally should have saved this one for the super bowl

  • @Partyman897 I agree. 

  • It's all good, Glocks are a lot cheaper than either ;)

  • THIS IS HYSTERICAL... I love it... yes, my dog looks at me like that...to "wake me up"... luckily he doesn't lick his lips... LOL.

  • HA "We Found at that we don't need to sleep that much"

    

  • The guy says "I think i'm", but his wife shushes him up before he can finish... Watch her lips...

  • This is hilarious! The panther is just a bigger version of my black cat!

  • This video is hillarious! Geico makes some of the best commercials.

  • Panther lip licking is classic!

  • it seems he says "i think i'm safe" ... the panther stare makes me laugh everytime!

  • What DOES he say in the bed? "I think I'm (unintelligible)." And if you read his lips, it doesn't sync up with what it sounds like he says.

  • Damn i love the geico commercials & this one didn't disappoint. As previously stated, the cat licking his mouth is priceless definitely the funniest part. You know he was just waiting for one of them to make a move, he was going to eat their ass up.

  • I love this commercial, the best part is when the panther licks his lips

  • Haha him sitting up there on the dresser with glowing eyes is the creepiest looking thing ever. It's funny cause I think that's probably how adopting a real rescue panther for a house cat would go.

  • Lol

  • I seriously love this commercial! I love when the panther licks his lips.

  • guy i think im sick.

    rescue black panther: ima pick off da sick an' da... mmm, he be sick >:P

  • Excellent! Love the look on this cat's face!

  • 60,000 VIEWER AWWWWWW YEAAAAA

  • Hilarious

  • Baahaaaa hilarious

  • what does he say? I think I'm sane?

  • @JeffSaleBoat I think he says "I think i'm safe"

  • @yutzy1 ahh, that would make more sense, but it seems like he cuts off the end of the word

  • @JeffSaleBoat its because his wife shushes him before he can speak haha

  • @yutzy1 Hahah, i didn't even notice that :)

  • @JeffSaleBoat he says, "Is he asleep." i think 

  • @ross19902008 That's the best answer yet, that has to be it! :)

  • hahaha

  • For those commenting about it, the husband says, "I think I might..." and the wife shushes him. Probably just need to leave it to your imagination what would have come after, I think he probably wanted to say "I think I might need to go to the bathroom."

  • how does geico have so many funny commercials this tops everyone that was played n the super bowl

  • AWESOME!!! LOL

  • If they make a move he will pounce lol!!

  • The way the cat licks his lips is the icing on the cake if the funny in this commercial!

  • @AugustMilli exactly! lmao

  • I love this commercial. I couldn't stop laughing the first time I saw it.

  • lmao too funny. I need a panther alarm system

  • i believe he's saying" i think i might..." and his wife shh's him in mid sentence.

  • Lol I wouldn't sleep either if I had a big black cat staring at me hungry

  • my cat does the same shit.

  • luv it

  • Ive watched this like 20 times its still hilarious

  • HAHAHAHAAHAHAH This is hilarious

  • We find that we really don't need to sleep---- #DIES this is a a funny commercial.

  • he said "i think i might" then she cuts him off but it think he was gonna say " i think i might have to pee" not sure but thats what i think

  • FOR EVERYONE WHO CANT READ THE DESCRIPTION, HE WAS SAYING: "I think im s.." THEN HIS WIFE CUT HIM OF SO HE WOULD BE QUIET.

  • i LOVEEEEEE this! ahahah scarriest thing ever!

  • what does he say when he's in bed? they dubbed something over what his mouth actually appears to say... any body deciphered what he says? "I think I'm..." what?!?!?!

  • Hilarious!!!

  • That's how it's like when I stay at my brother apartment, his kitty stares at me exactly like that! Lol

  • He says I think im asleep

  • HAHAHAAAAAAHA!!!

  • thanks so much for posting

  • Them Geico folks should pay their advertising people a bonus, this is some funny stuff!

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  • My mom loves this commercial, she's the one who told me about this.

  • best one yet

  • I love panthers

    

  • I alwayse feel like someone is in my room staring at me... I should get rid of my giant stuffed tiger...

  • @bobaethan I have this beautiful stuffed tiger, giant too, and when I was moving my best friend helped me. I asked him to take it off my clothing closet and he refused with a smile. I asked why. "Because I feel like he's gonna come alive," he said.

  • If all commercials were as good as this, I wouldn't mind watching tv!

  • I'll like a panther as my nightwatch.

  • GEICO should've saved this one to air during the Superbowl!

  • I normally hate commercials that try to be funny, but this is awesome!But can anyone figure out what the guy is saying in bed?He says "I think I"....then I can't make out the rest.

  • @deliusism1 yeah, i'm w/you on this. i've played it over and over and it's completely incomprehensible. someone above thinks he says, "I think I'm asleep" but there's definitely no "p" sound. i've watched it w/the sound off to see if i can figure out what he said before they dubbed something else over it. it's pretty sloppy editing, actually. i saw it on tv but didn't pay att'n enuf to notice this statement so i don't know if it's like this on tv. i'll pay more attention next time

  • @deliusism1 It's in the description. I"m thinking it's either 'sleepy' or 'safe'.

  • I just saw this one tonight--I cracked up. I think it was the staring of the panther that made it so funny.

  • Do I really need to Hollar?

  • What is it the guy says while they're laying there. "I think I'm...." what?

    I never can quite make it out.

  • @SnootsDwagon I think he's in the middle of saying something and his wife cuts him off by saying "shhh!" It's a HILARIOUS commercial!

  • @greenglassful: Yeah, even thought I couldn't understand that one part, was funny. I love it where the panther licks his maw. :D