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  • there are some real good jokes here, but that fake laugh track really makes the duds stand out.

    loose the laugh track.

  • SARAH PALIN: MAVERICK (18 Letters) =

    1-) MANIACAL VIPER ~ SHARK

    *Her Vile Personality Exposed*

    or...

    2-) EVIL CHARISMA ~ A PRANK (same 18 letters)

    *Her Fake Folksiness is a Dire Joke*

    or...

    3-) AN EVIL PAIR CHARMS AK (same 18 letters)

    *Gov. Palin & First-Dude Hubby bewitched Alaskans*

  • After reading these comments I now understand how Obama got elected....

  • it is a lot clearer, isn't it?

  • not as funny as the colbert report.

  • not lieing here as you would like to believe as it fits you trashing everyone else who does not share your views. you want fact???

    ok here it is. winston Churchill made several quotes like mine and yours as well as several others along the same lines. here is another one:

    To be conservative at 20 is heartless and to be a liberal at 60 is plain idiocy.

    so yes i will wait for your apology let's see if you follow through

  • I promised an apology IF and WHEN you give me a reliable source, and you haven't.

    There's a DRASTIC difference between what I quoted him saying and what you quoted him saying: in mine (and all the similar statements he's quoted as having said) he is critical to BOTH liberals and conservatives. That's who he was. In YOUR quote, he was critical only to liberals. In all the variations of the quote, you'll find him being critical of both. That's the important factor. That's what you lied about.

  • give me a fucking break i put up a quote. it is not a lie nor did i lie about anything. yes he was critical of both, but i used one of his many quotes,the only way to do it 100% accurate is to put up every single quote someone said. so i chose one quote, i'm a lier, you chose a different quote and your innocent? lib mentality at it's finest. if it is not 100% lib support then it's wrong. if i had used a quote of someone who is a lib supporter then you and any of the other libs would not say boo.

  • Churchill was critical of both. That's the point of the quote. To rewrite the quote so that he is only critical of liberals Fundamentally Misrepresents His Opinions.

    "If it is not 100% lib support then it's wrong." Actually, in the original quote he's critical of BOTH liberals and conservatives. And that's fine, he's entitled to his opinions, just as you are entitled to your opinions.

    But you're not entitled to misrepresent others' opinions.

  • i did not rewrite it it. i used it verbatim both quotes i posted i did not subtract or add one word. if i did then yes that is re-writing the quote. you are so full of shit that even your lips are brown.

  • Right. No where else is he quoted as having been critical only of libs, but YOU quoted it verbatim. All the quote collections are part of a grand conspiracy against you, lying about what he said JUST to make it seem like you made up a Churchill quote.

    (/sarcasm)

    If you just misremembered what he said, that's fine. And if you've got any proof that he actually said what you claim he said, that's even better. But you can't go around putting false quotes into the mouths of historical figures.

  • you're full of it dude, big time. so to "prove it to you" i have to go through pages and pages of his quotes? fuck the dumb shit. i reinterate i but up one of his many quotes, i did not add nor subtract one word. you call me a lier. it is not up to me to prove that i am not lieing, it is up to you to prove that i am. that's the wonderful thing about the internet each person can research it themselves.

  • Churchill would use the opportunity to slam both. one time he'd slam conservativives, then next he'd slam libs. do your own search instead of just coming on here and defaming me. provide me with a link proving he did not say either of me quotes, and i'll retract it all. just because you don't find it is not proof he didn't save it. you're a freek of science. you have no balls, but you're such a big prick.

  • Of course I have no balls, Captain Obvious, I'm a woman.

    Yes, he slammed both. That's the POINT. He would never have said a quote that only slammed one side, because he would've expected shameless quote-miners to use such a quote who mis-represented him.

    It's not up to me to disprove you, because YOU'RE the one who made the quote, the burden of proof is on you. (Though, despite that, I DID look it up. GOOGLE could not find your quote. Even on sited Dedicated to Churchill quotes.)

  • wheter you're a man on woman is not even the issue of my statement. it does not mean phyiscally having balls. it is up to you to prove it, you are "prosecuting me" as a lier. the burden of proof in any prosecution is on the "state" not the "defense". duh!!!!!!

  • The burden of proof is on whomever is making a claim. The "defense" makes no claim, because in law, citizens are presumed innocent until proven guilty. The burden of proof is not on the citizen because the STATE is the one first making a claim.

    In this case, YOU are the one first making a claim. You claimed that Churchill said a certain thing, I disagreed. You made the first claim, you need to be able to back it up.

  • the burden of proof is on you not me. i only posted one of his quotes. it isyou who claim i am a lier, i made no such claims against you. the burden of proof is on YOU to prove beyond a reasonable doubt.makeing a post about something said in this instance such as this still falls on the prosection.

  • claims don't mean shit in a court of law unless said claid can prove the prosection's case. you are the one prosecuting me as a lier, not the other way around. i am defending myself er go i am the defendant therefore it falls on you to prove your case.if you can not back up with facts that i am lying then it's case dismissed due to lack of evidence. case closed

  • Except that in court, people are innocent until proven guilty, NOT IN DEBATE.

    By your logic, someone could say "There's an invisible giant blue rabbit behind you and I'M RIGHT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DISPROVE ME!!!" Theoretically (if it were relevant to a crime), that could stand up in court, but is entirely incorrect for a debate.

  • debate is one thing if you had said from jump street i think your wrong because... that's a debate. you came out with deflametory statements from the very first comment. you changed it from a debate in every sense of the word. you ended the "debate" from the first shot fired. i will put it simple for a simple mind. PROVE ME WRONG OR STFH. i am done defending myself when it is unnessary to do so. therefore your not gonna get answer anymore as i hate having a battle of wits with unarmed people.

  • Did you mean "defamatory"? "Deflametory" isn't a word (ironic, since you're the one accusing me of stupidity).

    And actually, debates often include insults and other such defamation, as long as the argument doesn't rely on them, which mine did not.

    It's a QUOTE: you proved yourself wrong by failing to provide a source. By it's nature, all quotes need a source, and by adamantly refusing to support it, you proved yourself wrong.

  • ALL comments are some sort of claim, dumbass. At least in this context and conversation. You made the claim that Churchill said something, and with any sort of quote (quoting a person, quoting a study, quoting a statistic, etc.) you need to be prepared to site your source.

  • not every single comment made is a claim.back at you dumbass. read this carefully this was a quote to be 100% accurate i would have to put up every single quote he said. there are over 1000 pages of his quotes i am not about to type out every quote from those 1000+ pages. i'm done because no matter what i say as far as your concerned i'm wrong. so go on thinking you're right and i'm a lier LA DEE FUCKING DA

  • "...this was a quote to be 100% accurate i would have to put up every single quote he said."

    WTF? You must have failed English 1010. All that's necessary to back up a quote (besides for the person to have actually said it, which would be difficult in this case) is one mention of it in a book, newspaper, or (in this case) some quote database or Churchill website. Since there are websites dedicated to Churchill quotes (with search functions) that should have been ridiculously easy.

  • Why is it that republicans always call Obama "anti-troops"?

    One thing that isn't open to unfunny false implications: the troops certainly like Obama much more than McCain, since they donated MUCH more to him than to McCain.

    Don't call him "Joe the Plumber": he ISN'T a plumber. Not LEGALLY anyway.

    And actually, most of the country's taxes won't go up a cent, and many will have LOWER taxes under Obama than they would have had under McCain.

  • Joe's a plumber cuz thats his job.Just like u would b considered a cook even tho u didnt have 2 get a degree to flip those McDonalds burgers.

    & u r wrong about the tax thing. When B.O. was running for Congress he said his definition of rich was $1 mill/yr. Then while in congress it dropped to 500k per year. THen when he ran for pres it was 250k and then 200k in his infomercial & Biden said it should b 150k.Now Obama is saying it may change becuz of "America's Dier Circumstances". Try 2 keep up

  • According to the plans the candidates published on their websites, everyone making less than 2.9 MILLION will have a tax cut under Obama. Anyone making less than 112K will have BETTER tax breaks under Obama than they would have had under McCain.

    Cooks don't need to be licensed, and plumbers do. Joe is not licensed, and lives in a county where licensure is legally required. So either he isn't a plumber, or he's breaking the law.

    What was that you said about keeping up?

  • again, try to keep up. "According to the plans the candidates published on their websites"...published is past tense (just a quick English 101 lesson). What Obama said about having to change his standard on who gets a tax increase happened just this last week.

    Secondly, where do you live that cooks don't have to be licensed? Granted, not at McDonalds, but...oh nevermind, you don't get it. And you don't have to be licensed to be a plumber if you're working for someone that has a license.

  • ...you only need a license if you are self employed or are the owner/operator of a plumbing business. But as such, you can employ anyone you want, licensed or not, but YOU are responsible for their work. Joe was working FOR someone as a plumber, and was thinking about buying the business. He WORKED as a plumber. Therefore he was a plumber. He wasn't breaking any laws working as plumber without a license under his circumstances.

  • "Mr. Wurzelbacher said he works under Al Newells license, but according to Ohio building regulations, he must maintain his own license to do plumbing work. He is also not registered to operate as a plumber in Ohio, which means hes not a plumber."

    -From toledoblade (dot) com, a news site local to him.

  • here we go quoting media again. Haven't you people learned that the media isn't a reliable source of info?? Liberal media will report what is benefical to them and conservative media will report what THEY believe. Check out the Ohio State regulations themselves. Oh, and before you make another comment that will make you sound stupid, the regulations are different by COUNTY so make sure to do ALL your OWN homework besides just quoting media outlets.

  • It's not the media saying he has to be licensed to be a plumber, it's the Ohio building regulations. It's on the books. Look it up.

    And yes, I KNOW it differs by county. He lives in Lucas county, but is still subject to statewide restrictions.

    Generally speaking, if you have to point out that someone sounds stupid, they don't. That sort of thing speaks for itself, if true. If I do sound stupid, then the joke's on me. But whether it's true or not, repeating it just makes you seem petty.

  • You can't lecture anyone on their English skills until you have the grammar skills necessary to graduate middle school.

    My brother-in-law is a chef, has a bachelor's degree in cooking, works in a 5-star restaurant in Hawai'i where the cheapest entree is $17, and does not have a license.

  • You just contradicted yourself genius...he has a bachelor's degree...but not a license...EXACTLY! THe only person required to have a LICENSE is the owner/operator of the business. Your bro-in-law DOESN'T as he works for someone WHO DOES. He was hired on his qualifications, NOT on whether he has a license. He doesn' NEED a license. Nor does Joe the Plumber.

  • Try again. He's the head chef. The restaurant owner and operator doesn't even cook, and so cannot possibly have a cooking license.

    Where exactly did I contradict myself? There are MANY types of degrees, and most of them don't include licensure. If you meant to imply that "OH you just said a guy can work without a license so HA I WIN", first off, that's childish, and most importantly, cooking and plumbing are drastically different fields.

  • the truth is refreshing

  • lol, your post shows what a loser you are, if you had bothered to watch any other webisodes you would have herard all of the lokes ABOUT McCain.

    nice how you went straight for the personal insult, and name calling. I thought you libs were supposed to open-minded but it turns out most of you are just a bunch of bigots.

  • lol, sorry about that, I should have checked you profile first, then I would have know that you were just an uninformedf punk, who is just parroting the crap he hears. when you grow up, come back and post something intelligent

  • Hey tard, it's a conservative website, you can tune into CNN, CBS, NBC, ABC, MSNBC and NBC for the anti-McCain stuff.

  • LMAO

  • Liberals are just such mean, angry and intolerant people.

  • Mmmmmmmmm Kournikoooooooova...

  • if you under 40 and a liberal you have no heart.

    if your over 40 and a liberal you have no mind

    Winston Churchill

    enough said

  • Don't LIE about what people have said. The quote goes like this: "Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."

    It's paraphrased, but you can find the EXACT same message attributed to him everywhere. Politics isn't important on this issue, perverting someone's quote is reprehensible whoever does it.

    Find ONE reliable source that quotes him as saying what you quoted him saying, and I'll apologize.

  • Christ, honey, canned laughter went out in the 80's, along with your jokes and amazingly stilted style. What the hell was that about Obama being 'Anti-American'? I really hope your entire shtick is just a massive irony - like Stephen Colbert. It is, isn't it? I Knew it! No one could be as dumb as this for real! After all - you worked out how to broadcast on youtube and brush your hair.

  • I don't know what's worse, the crappy laugh track, or the crappy jokes.

  • whats worse is the crappy lib comments

  • next...

  • Winning an argument with someone on You Tube is like winning the Special Olympics.

    Even if you win, your still retarded.

  • Absolute repulican TRASH!!!

  • absolute lib HATRED!!!

  • Anagrams for "librophile"

    BELLHOP

    BOILER

    BILLIE

    HELLO?

    OILER

    HOLLER

    REBOIL

    PROBE

    ORIEL

  • AGAIN...not a single one is an ANAGRAM. You need to look up "WHAT IS AN ANAGRAM 101"

    You must be a republican voter!!

  • NONE ARE VALID MORON!!

  • Great stuff as usual. I love you, Jody!

  • 16th largest city is austin which is right in the middle of the state of texas. so i guess your not really living in a suburb of the 16th largets city.

  • are you this much trouble at school? the teacher asks a guestion and you give a wrong answer, so then you argue for hours that you are right?

    You are an idiot. I told you it WASN'T Austin, check the footnotes, thats where I made my mistake, I expected you to know how to do something a 4th grader could do

  • So let me help you. Louisville is the 16th largest city by population when you add in the incorporated areas. that is the info the foot notes gave you dumbass.

    now with this big clue, do you think you can figure out the answer?

    remember, my state voted for BHO, my town is NOT in the same state as the 16th largest city.

    my goodness, but you're an idiot

  • JVC is a typical O-bot. Make an incorrect statement, then call anyone stupid who disagrees. I notice he clammed up pretty quick about slavery when he learned that Obama's ancestors were probably guilty of slave-trading. I've got a lot of liberal friends. They can at least logically explain their support for Obama. I think they're wrong, but respect their opinion. It encourages me to know that they're not all morons like this goober.

  • let the obama socialism and any criticism of the messiah by stifled..i guess it is only freedom of speech the democtats and no one else..lookout guys we will not be able to criticise the messiah without his minions trying to take away our freedom of speech.

    remember we cannot negotiate with theses types.

  • well then, you dont live near the 16th biggest city, because that would be austin texas. i asked you if you believe in evolution cuz if you dont then i know your just a complete dumbass

  • Ilol, I told you to check your footnotes, oh wait, I forgot... Footnotes are those notes that explanin something about the information given in the article. It helps the readed understand that additional information is available.

    I forgot you probably didn't know what a footnote was.

    here are your clues again

    the city calls itself the 16th largest city by population

    i live in an area described as a subburb of that city

    my state voted for BHO

    the state i live in is different from the

  • state the 16th largest city is located in

    (that was a new clue for you, but since you didn't even get the city right I thought you needed help)

    I believe in evolution and here is the kicker, I believe in the bible. Freaky huh?

  • the reasons liberals do not think this is funny, is because they know its all true...

  • i watch everynow and then, but comeon, this is not only pulling rabbits out a hat but emaqualate conseption. how much bs must we take. bush put us here, and so with the republicants, it was led. now finally, back to clinton days where things are more right, plus i hope for no lobby tacticsl

  • I take it from your incomprehensible ramblings that you prefered the Clinton years. You are aware that the market crash caused by the default of many sub-prime mortgages was caused by the "failed policies of the past" of the Clinton administration. He (and earlier Carter) pushed for the sub-prime loans for "affordable housing" and banks that didn't play along were threatened with investigations by Janet El Reno. Bush tried to reign it in but was blocked by the Dem's every time.

  • Bush allowed ENRON & OIL COMMODITIES SPECULATORS to deregulate in 2001.

    (ENRON LOOPHOLE)

    ENRON went Bankrupt after STEALING BILLION$ from the AMERICAN CONSUMERS.

    OIL COMMODITIES SPECULATORS forced the price of gas at the pump to be artificially inflated--OVERCHARGING BILLION$ to the AMERICAN CONSUMERS.

    DEMOCRATS proposed the PUMP ACT bill & the PRICE GAUGING PREVENTION bill to reduce the price & help the AMERICAN CONSUMERS.

    THEY WERE BLOCKED BY BUSH VETO & THE REPUBLICAN PARTY !!

  • Enron spent the previous eight years lining Clinton's pockets and getting the same treatment. Why didn't your hero Bubba do anything about Enron? Price controls on gasoline were tried in the '70's. They resulted in true shortages and gas lines as they would have again. Silly liberal.

  • "Drill Here Drill Now" Anagram

    Hinder Drill, We Roll!

    Who'll Rider, nerd(s) ill.

    Re: Drill drolls whine

    Hell nil, Rider World!

  • mykol--NONE ARE VALID...not a single one!!

    "Drill Here Drill Now" (Total of 17 Letters)

    Hinder Drill, We Roll! (16 letters)

    Who'll Rider, nerd(s) ill (18 Letters / Gibberish)

    Drill drolls whine (16 Letters / No coherent meaning??)

    Hell nil, Rider World! (17 Letters / No Meaning???)

  • REPUBLICAN CONSERVATIVES versus TAX & SPEND LIBERALS

    - Reagan >>> $200 billion deficit

    - Bush Sr >>> $300 billion deficit

    - Clinton >>> $200 billion SURPLUS !!

    - Bush Jr.>>> $900 billion deficit.

    The Reality vs The GOP smear: I'll take a "Tax and Spend Liberal" any day!

  • Silly liberal. Are you still clinging to the false notion that Clinton had anything resembling a surplus? Once more. The Clinton "surplus" was based on projections of government income as long as the economy remained the same. The Clinton recession, 2000-2001, erased the "surplus" and threw us into a deficit. It would have been a lot worse had it not been for the Bush tax cuts which resulted in more people on the tax rolls and an increase in revenues.

  • Your mind must be trapped in a "Disney-Star Trek" fantasy world always afraid to face reality & take responsability (a true reublican always blaming the other guy).

    You voted twice for Bush the worst President in US History with the lowest approval rating.

    That tells me a lot about your lack of common sense & credibility. Hopefully the vast majority of "We the People" didn't agree with you & didn't vote again for a clone of Bush-McBush-McCain.

    I rest my case ... silly conservative.

  • My hobbies have little to do with how a view the grim reality of liberals controlling both the Congress and the White House. You have it wrong about who blames who. Didn't you hear Nancy Pelosi's speech just before the first bailout vote went bust? She blamed Republicans for her party's folly, sub-prime loans. Oh, and nearly half the country rejected Nobama and his socialist policies. You remember that. I'd love to have seen Gore handle 9/11 instead of the "worst president". Loser.

  • you need to check your numbers.

    the clinton system worked like this:

    if i owe %100,000 on my house and manage to squeeze out an extra $10/month from my budget, i'm no longer in debt, because i have a $10 surplus!

    incidentally, the president only proposes a budget, the real culprets for the spending are congress. they're the ones who set the budget, not the prez, so if you want to lay qualifiable blame on someone, you should instead look to the democrat controlled legislature.

  • $100,000

  • can anyone tell me why for the first six years of the Bush presidency we had a growing economy. even considering that we had two seperate wars going on, we still had 6 years of economic growth, but then it all turned around, what changed?

    can anyone help me with this? what changed in America two years ago to have us go from a strong economy to the worst economy since the Great Depression?

    Any lib wanna guess? conservatives, I know you know this, but give the libs a chance to answer

  • you are such a douche. we began racking up record deficits almost as soon as bush took office. blaming the democrat congress is a huge cop out and fortunately no one buys it, except you apparently.

  • Liberals were responsible for this sub-prime loan mess. Liberals and liberals alone. When Bush tried to reign in Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac, liberals blocked him. Liberals said everything was fine. Obviously they weren't.

  • The sub prime loans stem from the legalizing of the "shop bucket practices". That legislation was signed by none other than Pres. Bill Clinton and the lame duck 106th Congress. And all along it has been overseen by the one and only........Barney Frank. Check out the report from 60 Minutes. It ran about two weeks ago. Today is 11/11

  • REPUBLICANS controlled the CONGRESS for 12 years!!

    BUSH was president for 8 years!!

    See what THAT CORRUPTED PARTY has done to our Nation !!

    MANY ARE IN JAIL !!

    McCAIN sided with BUSH 90% of the time.

    McCAIN HELPED create THE MESS WERE IN !!

    The American People "DIDN'T FORGET"

    The American People "DIDN'T ELECT"

    another REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT!

    John McCain YOU & YOUR PARTY BLEW IT---YOU GOT FIRED !!

  • Nearly half the country rejected Nobama, libro. Get over yourself. Nobama barely won the popular vote. He has no mandate. He has no political capital.

  • Listen Jerk. No wonder your party-of-choice, the neo con Republican party got nowhere. If the math you have used - nearly half the country rejected Nobama - is any indoication of the wa our party and its moros ran the country, the US is doomed. Listen AHole. Obama kicked your butts handily. Now go wipe your arse you dumbbell and let me not hear from you again. Gop away and lick your chops.

  • "Nobama barely won the popular vote."

    PRESIDENT-ELECT OBAMA won the popular vote by 6.5%. That's 7 or 8 million people.

    "He has no mandate. He has no political capital."

    What the fuck are you talking about? He's going to be President of the United States. Just grow up and accept it.

  • What you do not understand is he really has no politcal capital. Ya see, at least 70% of the people that voted for him could care less what happens in the next 4 years. They got to be part of history, that is all they wanted, so in 4 years, if you are one of the 30% that is actually believing he will do what you think he will, well you are living in the same fantacy world as before. You need a better understanding of the American people. This is our country, not yours and obamas. Accept it!

  • "...at least 70% of the people that voted for him could care less..."

    You pulled that out of your ass. I mean.. just because something pops into your head doesn't make it a fact. Damn.

    And, this is YOUR country, huh? Why? Why yours and not mine? What makes you so fucking special? It's surely not your intellect or ability to communicate, so, what? Jingoism? Xenophobia?

    Did you get that from one of Palin's rallies? Could you hear it over din of thousands of retarded horny howling rednecks?

  • no, but it doesn't make it wrong either, does it?

    did it occur to you anywhere in your bigotted rant that maybe you were just as bad as the way you are trying to portray conservatives? I'm sure it didn't, but step back and take a look. your rant makes you and all of the othe libs look like a bunch of close-minded, bigotted, eleitest asses.

    You really shouldn't throw stones when your entire presidency is made of glass

  • "no, but it doesn't make it wrong either..."

    So how about I say my balls created the universe? What then? Is it true? According to your logic I should posit it (as an implied fact), and then when someone calls me out, I should deflect their justifiable criticisms from myself and toss 'um right back.

    You spelled "elitist" wrong.

    But hey, don't worry, it's a bullshit term anyway. It really means "someone who is more intelligent and happens to disagree with you."

  • if you are gong to slam me on my spelling/grammer/punctuation, you are going to be very busy.

    I have pointed out on more than one occasion that my typing sucks and my spelling isn't much better, but if it makes you happy go for it.

  • My point if you had bothered to think was not that you were wrong, but that you should have asked for proof or some kind of data, You ASSUMED he was a liar, which makes you the ass in this instance. if you had asked and he didn't have it then ok, but you blew it

  • I usually only point out spelling errors when they're ironic. As yours certainly was.

    Secondly, I DID ask him for proof. Albeit indirectly and impolitely, but there's a good reason: he completely made that up.

    Seriously, can you look at a statement like...

    "Ya see, at least 70% of the people who voted for him could care less what happens in the next four years."

    ...and think to yourself: Hmm, intriguing, I think I'll ask him to reference his primary literature source.

    ?

  • Anagram for "Spread the Wealth"

    The Watershed Pal

    Ethereal swat, PHD

    We Lathered staph

    A Shepheard Wattle

    Pedestal Threw, Ha

    We'd Splatter ah, eh?

  • What is the meaningful relation of:

    "THE WATERSHED PAL"...&..."SPREAD THE WEALTH" ???

    The rest are ALL GIBBERISH WITH NO MEANING!!

  • Wasn't that a lib Congress?

  • jesus...what a joke! i chuckled a couple of times at how unfunny this is.

  • The overwhelming charisma of a sociopath can hide much evil, but it will be exposed, sooner or later.

  • Let me add the election is over, the votes have been tallied, and like it or not the system worked. The canidate with the most electoral votes won. Now bend over grab your ankles, this is going to hurt for 4-8 years.

  • Your ramblings didn't make sense when you used to hang around here, and they still don't.

  • Anagram for Fox News:

    News of S_X

    Few no S_X

    E NOWS (Only the E Knows)

    SNOW

    OWNS (the horror!)

  • Sorry but not a single one is an ANAGRAM.

    All 7 letters in the words "FOX NEWS" most be used.

    Are you a retard? Or you simply do not understand the concept of what "IS" an ANAGRAM??

  • For years I've heard about unqualified white men getting promotions in the work place over more qualified women or minorities.

    Now we know we're not racists, because an unqualified black man can get as far as an unqualified person of any race.

  • I have to admit, it's nice waking up each morning and knowing that racism is dead in America.

    We have a black man in the white house, the air smells fresher, the sky is bluer, the sun is brighter, all is well in America

  • Yes, to paraphrase an article I read, Obama's election is proof that neither the color of your skin nor the content of your character matter any more.

    We've come a long way, baby...

  • Boy, am I going to catch hell for this one, but concerning Obama's character and associations, I kept hearing that they didn't matter, the only things that mattered were what he was going to do for the country. I guess that means it's safe for David Duke to get back into politics. (The preceding was said to make a point, not endorse the political career of a klansman, like David Duke, or Robert Bird.)

  • "I have to admit, it's nice waking up each morning and knowing that racism is dead in America."

    Isn't that amazing. It happened overnight! "We have a black man in the white house, the air smells fresher, the sky is bluer, the sun is brighter, all is well in America"

    You must live in some kind of protective bubble.

  • who needs a protective bubble? we have BHO he will save us from everything.

    he is going to cut our taxes

    give us all free health care

    lower gas prices

    keep us all in our houses

    send all of our kids to school

    life is wonderful, it won't cost you a thing

    except...your freedom

    and if you're not happy, or you disagree with his policies, than members of his Civilian Security force will be around to "talk"/reeducate you

  • For the record, Obama's economic doesn't differ much from Jimmy Carter's. I've called him a black Jimmy Carter for awhile now. Especially with his "We'll open the lines of commication" crap with our enemies. Terrorist don't want to talk, they just want us dead. We'll be hit here at home because they know he's not going to act. Reagan said it best, "WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORIST." Was it hatred for Bush or white guilt that gave Obama the election? It wasn't his qualifications for sure.

  • Was it hatred for Bush or white guilt that gave Obama the election? It wasn't his qualifications for sure.

    you're only saying that because it's true

  • Yes, it is true. I always try to be truthful no matter how offensive it is to others. I decided a couple of years ago not to be bothered with "white guilt" anymore. I wasn't there, didn't condone, didn't participate, not my fault. Get over it, move on. Now that's progress.

  • ByteMe....if you agree not to continue your parent's/grandparents/greatpar­ents attitudes of "superior" or privilege, than I buy what you're saying. Otherwise, you're still part of the problem.

    Until ALL people stop disrespecting people of different cultures, there's no way to "get over it". Racism will exist until mankind is extinct - unfortunately.

  • Ask my hispanic wife or my two interracial children if I've stopped the attitudes of my "parents/grandparents". Ask my bother in law, who happens to be black, how our relationship is? He is the one who helped me get the job that I have now. My great grandparents were farmers and when the harvest came in they had more help than the others because they treated the black farm workers with respect and dignity. They passed their attitude on to their children, who did the same.

  • Don't judge a man by his color but by his actions and character. I can find alot more reasons to hate some one other than their skin tone. You can't choose what race you're born into, but you can choose to do right by others. Some more of my grandparents attitudes. I really don't me to be condescending, but this topic is sensitive to me. I'm white so I MUST be racist.

  • Tommy sucks penis

  • How do you know anything about anyone's parents or grandparents attitudes about anything. Stop looking for racism where it doesn't exist. Not everyone, in fact the vast majority, of people who didn't vote for Obama is a racist. I thought and still think his policies are socialist. I am a conservative. Therefore that means that I am diametrically opposed to socialism. The fact that he was black never entered the equation, nor would it have if I were to voice support for a black conservative

  • FACTS: Under Bush the MIDDLE-CLASS pays more taxes than the RICH upper 5% & BIG CORPS.

    Whats THAT called? CORPORATE SOCIALISM!!

    Bushs Wall Street Bailout? CORPORATE WELFARE!!

    Under Bush the ECONOMY SANK. Millions of JOBS were LOST.

    FACTS: Bill Clinton's plan was NEVER called SOCIALISM WELFARE. Our economy boomed with Billion$ in $urplu$ & 22 Millions new jobs were created

    FACTS: OBAMA FOLLOWS CLINTONS PLAN: Cut Taxes on MIDDLE-CLASS. Revive our ECONOMY with millions NEW JOBS.

  • where are you getting your "facts"

    according to the IRS the top 1% pay 39% of all income taxes

    check your math

  • I thought it was 42% ?

  • according to the latest IRS figures

    The top 1% pays 39%

    the top 5% pays 60%

    the top 10% pays 70%

    the top 25% pays 86%

    the top 50% pays 97%

    which means that HALF of americans pay ONLY 3% of income taxes. and the dems say the Rich don't pay enough

  • I like your statistics but they don't mean much unless we know how much money is earned by each group. I heard I don't know if it's true, that the top 5% owns 90% of the wealth which would mean they should pay 90% of all the taxes. Again, I don't know if it's true. I would be impressed if someone could find out what the top 1% earns (income + capital gains income) compared to what the bottom 50% earns. I wonder if the bottom 50% in your stats includes children, the unemployed, the disabled, etc.

  • There is no tax on "wealth" in this country, only income.

  • Opps. Yeah, you're probably right about that. But I would still like to know how much the top 1% and 5% earn in this county.

  • those numbers are for wage earners, not just citizens of the us.

    They are IRS numbers, which means they atre from people who file with the IRS

  • Does the IRS say what each percentile group makes each year? If the top 1% pays 39% of the income tax and make 39% of all income then the current tax system is fitting.

  • I'm going to call you on your half truths. The democrats pushed through the bailout. Remember all the crying on all the cable news channels by Nancy Pelosi? Bill Clinton was not the reason for the surplus. Republicans headed by Newt Gingrich and John Kaisich pushed for the balanced budget. We're never going to agree, but try to be truthful. Clinton also signed the bill that relaxed lending practices so the poor could buy homes they couldn't afford. Can you say led to the bailout?

  • The BAILOUT originated from Bush. It was a Republican initiated bailout & Nancy Pelosi wanted BOTH parties to approve of it.

    The republicans senators from the House of Representatives held off & refused to vote for it UNLESS a lot of pork was attached to it.

    Even though the Midlle Class Tax Payers would end up unfairly, footing the bill, the House republicans...(knowing they would loose the elections)...insisted that million$ in earmarks by attached to it. That's the sad reality!!

  • wrong again. The house faild to pass it, So the SENATE dems added it onto an existing bill already loaded down with pork and voted on it and passed it and then it went back to the house for their vote.

    The reason it happened that way is because the Senate can NOT initiane any spending legislature, it has to come from the house, but since the house REPUBLICANS voted it down the Senate dems had to find a way around the rule, so they tacked it on to an existing pork laden bill. GET IT RIGHT

  • You're absolutely D-E-L-U-S-I-O-N-A-L !!!

    As a good little republican you alwayd do what a republican does ... you fail to accept responsability and aleways pass the blame to the other guy.

    Our Nation is in the crapper and as usual you never blame Bush or the 12 yrs of Republican Congress!! No, it's the Democrats' fault.

    You're a sick joke ... but I don't care because ...

    OBAMA WON !!!! WE THE PEOPLE WON !!!!

  • wow you just can't stand the fact that you were wrong. beautiful.

    liberal meltdown and this is after you did win.

    I can't even begin to imagine how bad it would be if you had lost.

    I am only blaming the dems because it is true, remember 50% of people only pay 3% of taxes and gusee what???? most of them vote dem so the can get more free crap

  • Sorry, it's my fault. Perhaps I didn't make myself clear the first time. So let me try AGAIN!!

    OBAMA WON !!! WE THE PEOPLE WON !!! GET IT ??

  • LOL,

    I like a man/woman/???? who doesn't let little things like facts stand in the way of their victory

    Keep up the good work and I hope you get all the tax increases you voted for

  • Who cares? You are just another mind-numb O-bot who didn't bother to check the facts. You probably believe that Nobama is going to buy your gas and pay your mortgage, too. Four years from now, when the economy is not just rough, it's in RUINS, and thousands have died in a terrorist attack, you lib's will finally go down in flames.

  • Anagram for "We the People"

    We Peep (in) Hotel

    Peewee Plot H

    Whole Pee Pet

    The Pole Weep

    Owl Pee Pet, eh?

  • None are a valid ANAGRAM. The closest was...

    The Pole Weep...but must be WEEPS...so no good.

    The rest is gibberish with no coherent & meaningful message. Sorry!!

  • I never said the bailout didn't originate from Bush. I said it WAS PUSHED through by Pelosi and company. There are no "senators" in the House of Representatives. Senators are in the senate. Bush is a big disappointment, definitely not a fiscal conservative. But that still doesn't change the fact that Clinton and the democrat controlled congress passed laws that made it easier for people who shouldn't be given loans to get them. Which led to bailout, which NEVER should have passed.

  • Pelosi didn't want the Democrats to get the blame for the bailout. It was Carter and Clinton's great ideas to allow people who couldn't afford homes to get mortgages that made the bailout necessary in the first place.

  • I'm glad to see someone else with some sense around here. If we would of had our liberals spayed or neutered, we wouldn't be dealing with this over population problem. Keep givin' hell.

  • according to the latest IRS figures

    The top 1% pays 39%

    the top 5% pays 60%

    the top 10% pays 70%

    the top 25% pays 86%

    the top 50% pays 97%

    which means that HALF of americans pay ONLY 3% of income taxes.

    So quit your lying and own up to the fact the rich already pay more than their share

    so what is fair...when the top 25% pays everything ands the bottom 75% pay no taxes at all, would that be fair?

  • Yeah, he probably believes that. Lib's like him ALWAYS think someone else should pick up their tabs. He's a sponge.

  • You are making that up. The IRS figures are what pwf reports. You're either lying or a complete idiot, probably both. The top 1% of incomes pay nearly 40% of all the taxes. Clinton's "surplus" was a fuzzy math myth, just like your facts. Clinton also went back on his word to cut taxes on the middle class and instead raised them. Nobama will do the same. Dem's don't cut taxes, they raise them.

  • someday conservative humor will be decent

  • oh wow i shoulda knew you were from texas. hows it goin down there in cowboy jesus land? do you believe in evolution?

  • texas? ummm texas didn't vote for BHO, dipwad

    I like the way you want to muddy the waters with other issues, you don't want to answer the questions so you start throwing around the bible and evolution.

    like I said nice try,

  • lol, just like a liberal, put your trust in wikipedia, turns out your data is incorrect,

  • check your foot notes, and even with that you won't get it right

  • im a racist, your tryin to say that SLAVERY wasnt that bad. dipwad.

  • lol, nice try, I never said that slavery wasn't bad. show me where I did, other wise tell me your sorry. Don't twist my words just because you don't have an answer.

    What I will tell you is that I never owned a slave, I never beat a black man, I never sold a black man into slavery. My guess is that you have never been a slave and yet you want to blame me for what happened over 200 years ago, well guess what, you can't pin that rap on me. I didn't do it

  • No he's not. What posts were you reading? He was making the point that is was other Africans who sold their brothers and sisters into slavery. People like Obama's ancestors. His family is from Kenya and he has no "slave blood".  My family descends from Pennsylvania Dutch farmers and owned no slaves. The chances are that you have Obama's ancestors to blame more for your ancestors' oppression than you do mine. Now isn't that ironic?

  • im sorry, are you trying to justify slavery. good god..

  • no, i am just filling you in on facts that you seem not to be aware of

  • oh yea, i forgot, you dont even know

    ANY black people. that might explain why you just made such a stupid and arrogant comment. where do you live? i still cant believe that

  • oh yeah, you don't know anything about me and are trying to pretend that I don't know black people.

    with so many delusions how do you keep track of them all?

  • you clearly dont. i seriouslt want to know what state your from. proably some hickville like idaho

  • seriously, how can you make that statement? you don't know who my friends are. I live in the subburbs of the nations 16th largest city. The balck population at the High school my kids attend is over 40%. I live in a state that voted for BHO.

    Your only argument is "I don't believe you" well dipwad, guess what? you are wrong

    we have friends who are black from church, my wifes work, my son's boy scout troop and my Kids friends from school.

    you are a pathetic liar and a racist

  • PW, this guy really takes the cake. It's my turn to make generalizations. He is probably the result of mulit-generational welfare and has been taught since early childhood by family and "well-meaning" social workers that "mean" white people will always try to keep him down so why bother trying. He is convinced that Obama's election is somehow going to let him "get even" with all of those mean whites who have kept him down all those years. He'll be the same loser four years from now.

  • Yo'bamma is our first "affirmative action" President, the result of college quotas - let's just see how well THAT works out for the country!

  • couldn't agree more

  • you guys keep stereotyping all libearls based on democratic leaders. so if i stereotype you based on your leaders then its obvious that you are all hypocritical, intolerant, lying, war mongering, but most of all really REALLY stupid. and your all white too. fuck all you honkeys BLACK POWER

  • hey, you never did answer my question, How should we treat BHO?

    should we give him a break like you suggested or should we treat him the way the dems treated Bush from the day he got elected.

  • I think it's funny that almost 50% of WHITE voters voted for the BLACK candidate and less than 10% of the BLACK voters voted for the WHITE candidate, but we are somehow the racists.

    Please explain to me "MR. BLACK POWER" how those numbers dont prove that white people are less racist than black voters.

    For it to be even close to fair almost 40% MORE or the black voters would have had to vote WHITE.

    You are a hypocritical racist

  • holy shit, is that a joke? here why black people call white people racist:

    black people were brought here in ships and enslaved by the white man. then they were released with ZERO money and were continually beaten and killed by white people. so the white man had been opressing blacks for hundreds of years. even today there are still people out there who hate black people. now they have the chance to change by electing someone who has shared their stuggle.

  • wait, lets not forget that the black people who were brought here in ships were purchased from, other BLACK people. yup, that makes the white guys the racist.

    black people went out, captured other black people, chained them, took them from their family and homes and then sold them for money to other people.

    yup were the racists

  • also don't forget that civil rights would not have passed without the republicans, the democrats, expecially southern dems, were AGAINST civil rights.

    so if you were honest you would have to admit that you have the amount of freedom you have now because of REPUBLICANS

  • You're confused. Republicans or Democrats are irrelevant. What is relevant is LIBERALS & CONSERVATIVES.

    During Abe Lincoln era the Republicans were LIBERALS & anti-slavery...later for the Women Right to Vote.

    The Democrats were CONSERVATIVES, pro-slavery & anti-equality.

    All this changed with J.F.Kennedy with anti-segration. The Democrats became LIBERALS & the Republicans the CONSERVATIVES.

    The once proud LIBERAL Republicans then started to demonize as hypocrites, the word LIBERAL.