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  • Bill Maher fan

  • Atleast she's a hot little firecracker.

  • I heard the bimbo say, "in other words, Bill Maher says it's more likely there were UFO's than that there was a Jesus". No, he didn't. Most atheists believe there was a Jesus. Bill Maher certainly does. They just don't accept the myth of divinity.

    When you hear Fox say, "in other words", run for the bunker.

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  • @kanarvin Sure. But, most of the time (99.9%) he is fucking brilliant........

  • heck even Gandalf and Sauron are more likely

  • Of course it's more likely. DIPSHIT!

  • No shit, just based on probability alone that it is more likely for one of the countless planets in the universe to have life and may have evolved beyond us than the possibility of a invisible space all powerful humanoid being beyond time and space.

    Get a brain FOX "news".

  • THIS DUMB CUNT CAN'T EVEN READ FUCK FOX

  • THIS DUMB CUNT CAT'T EVEN READ FUCK FOX

  • more FOX pandering to their right wing Xtian moron fans

  • I never thought I could hate someone more than Ann Coulter, but this bitch.........................­............

    I can't even believe that Maher's comments would make the news. Since when is the belief in God news? I'm a Christian and I love Bill Maher. He makes perfect sense, but for whatever reason............I still believe in God. And, it doesn't offend me in the slightest that he does not. Why can't they just report the NEWS. The ACTUAL news without Christing it up every chance?

  • @velcrodogowner don't be so hard on her, she is just towing the FOX party line. Coulter actually makes up her own lines

  • @velcrodogowner Wish all christians were more like you.

  • Well to be honest she is just a programmed FoxBot kind of like the FemBots from Austin Powers, just not as funny.

  • Change name to: Bill Maher makes FOX own themselves!

  • It is more likely that there are UFOs than there is a Jesus or a god because the existence of UFOs (unidentified flying objects) is 100% proven.

  • Wow, she got that one wrong

  • Bill is the man

  • But still the angels of God are the ones protecting us. You people think that you cant mix angels and aliens up because there the same thing you morons.

  • Well, he is right.

  • Wow that intelligent blonde sure did a good job of making Bill Maher look like a blathering bimbo...

  • Oh well, screw up or not, Bill Maher is still a douche, and I still want to marry Megyn Kelly. Mmmmmhmmmm. Yum.

  • The earth is 6000 years old and not 13.5 billion. You gonna believe a sheep herder from the bronze age or you gonna believe modern science?

  • @pchtermino1 deff modern science.

  • And Bill Maher wasn´t  wrong.

  • wow so professional! I can see why it's people's number one source for news.

  • The funny thing is that they (Faux-news) bring this as if it is an outrageous suggestion! What do these people read? Where do these people live? For the last decade (at least) the global, general scientific consensus has been that the universe must be teeming with (intelligent) life. Each new discovery, or finding confirms this. They (Faux) must have had their faces burried deep in their bible all this time and the world and reality has escaped them.

  • And he is 100% right when he says so...There are most likely alot of planets with life, last time i checked we knew about 300 exoplanets and that is just what we discovered in the last few years of human history...

  • And what is the problem with that? He's stated that many times. And it is FAR more likely.

  • Yes, let's all have faith in the existance of a talking snake, burning bush (also talking), a guy living in a giant fish, walking on water, people turning into pillars of salt and oh yes, what about the world being 6000 years old. Right, that's much more plausable then the posibility that there is life on one of the millions of celestial bodies in the universe. I'm not sure who needs to take his/hers head out of one's respected butt on this one.

  • @Prka01

    Why are you only knocking Christianity? Islam is much more, INCREDIBLY retarded.

  • @Illumirage True. They say Mohamed did not die, but he rode a horse to heaven... on a, now get this... a beam of sunlight. Well every religion is 90% of redicolous bullshit in my oppinion. The reason I'm knocking christianity is because I was raised Catholic (a form of Christianity) and I'm most aquainted with it. It's like politics... I'l find more flaws in my countries (Croatia) politicians, then, say... Finlands... because I know jack shit about Finnish politics.

  • @Illumirage All religions are retarded.

  • @Illumirage

    Islam isn't really more retarded than Christianity, it just has more crazy people who subscribe to it.

  • @badtown88

    On paper maybe not....so much. But moreso than Christianity, it instructs people to kill. That right there is enough for me to get pretty mad.

  • I am sorry to sound sexist, but every single women appearing on Fox is either bat shit insane or plain stupid.

  • Sexy though . . .

  • Have fun with your plastic women.

  • they're all blonde...

  • Why are they all blonde!?

  • i mean, i would say that about the men as wel..

  • The only reason it's sexist is because you leave out the obvious which is that Faux News has a right wing agenda to bring the Reich into power.

  • @cookie12243 and i would do most of em...lmao!!

  • @cookie12243

    but they are always hot

  • @cookie12243 So are the men..

  • @cookie12243 Apllies to the men too.

  • @cookie12243 either or doesn't matter, just blonde christian and crackin a dynamite smile

  • The fact they screwed up on this topic might suggest God does exist.. LOL

  • No shit. Far more likely....HAHA

  • Religion is easy to destroy, all you need is common sense.

  • ...uh...

    well yeah

    He's right

  • Bill Maher is right, UFOs Are more likely than the fantasy crap the Christian religion puts out.. God came down & knocked up a poor Palestinian woman & out came the son of god, & people are supposed to buy that load of crap, really?

  • Yoganao, it happened exactly how it was foretold in the ancient scripture of the old testament. It was odd on purpose so that those knowing the prophecy would know it was the real thing happening. It was significant to be passed down through all the ages to us today.

  • @Yoganao

    Not only that, the Woman was also a virgin and stayed a virgin... That right there sheds some light on why religious people are so insanely against nudity and sex, yet will gladly watch as somebody's head gets chopped off for not believing what they believe.

  • How can there be so many ultra-conservatives in America? When are they going to wake the fuck up and stop embracing Jesus/God as the source of morality--what happened to relying on ethical principles?

  • and bill is right. fox news is such a disgrace

  • This is why I watch the dumb cunts on Fox. For the shits and giggles. Today one called The Hebrides the "Hebrazzas."

    KEEP DUH PARTY PUUURE, MERKINS

  • wow this bitch is too stupid to function

  • poor fox douchebags,they tried so hard to make a fool of him but in the end the just prooved how much they suck

  • No objection bill is right

  • its not a space god though its a spiritual world

    Im not a Chrsitan but at least if oyu are going to object to the religion, get the stuff oyu are criticising right

  • You know Bill Maher has actually read more religious doctorine than most of that religions followers? He can recite not only Christianity, but many others. You know why, he is not limitied to one idea. One that many believe a man survived three days in a "big fish", or that the first woman came from a mans rib, or that the world flooded and somehow, two of every organsism were able to fit on one boat. Ideas that are so out of logic that you just have to ask, why?

  • Im not a chrsitian, i was only saying that he generalizes religion, pkus how do you know what he reads?

    Mount Sinai, jewish slaves, Egypt

    Im not even Christian, but I know that to be able to argue you have to have knowledge of what you are arguing

  • sorry xpo50 but there is just no difference for me thou.

  • Is this REAL news? Are UFO's real? Are the Bible stories real? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

    Is a bear Catholic?

  • More like Faux News. Wonder what kind of ppl are the assholes who could ever bring this crazy shit more ratings.

  • so what was the blooper then the bitch who couldnt deliver the text or the most rational quote possible about an unknown matter which we all know what bill maher talks about

  • hahaha her delivery is off to the point that the quate makes no sense.

  • Sounds reasonable.

  • well that pritty much shows there is no god :P

  • wow..sounds like this space "god" needs to be saved! that and an abstinence course

  • There have been more alleged UFO sightings than angel or Jesus sightings lmao.

  • Bill Maher is right on that one ...... see the documentary Jesus Camp if you want to see why we have so many religious nuts here in AMerica ......

  • Aliens living in some other planet is MUCH more likely than christian god ( or islamic god and so on...). I can actually say pretty easily that im sure that there's life out there somewhere in the space. At the moment, the chance that christian god exists is the same than that a flying invisible turd exist.

  • haninty graduated from high school and his first year in college he was dropped out.

  • this bill is insane,i dont believe that jesus was god but i know that he existed.and i can see that the world trade center was demolished.

  • Wow they seem like a talented bunch.

    I worship Bill, he rox so much.

  • Bill Maher hit the nail on the head!! Almost conclusive evidence to support UFO visitation but ZERO evidence to support god.

  • And he is so right.

  • good ole Fox Propaganda Network.....did you know that both Hannity and Limbaugh dropped out of college?.....that's a really well educated bunch those conservatives like to hire as political commentators....

  • Limbaugh also got his start in radio at the station his family owned. No wonder turned a blind eye to Bush Cronyism.

  • Update:....Glen Beck, like Limbaugh is another drug addict know-it-all that never went to college yet seems to be a wealth of propaganda ......way to go Fox Noise

  • She's such a moron.

  • love your work

  • It IS much more likely.

  • It's more likely that there is animal life on another planet than a magic man in the sky who impregnated a human with his divine seed according to 2000-year-old mythology? Yeah, I'd say that sounds about right. Mary did come up with one hell of an excuse for her little bastard. Right on honey, if you're going to lie, make it a big one.

  • It's right naming you used according to Wikipedia

    A bastard is an illegitimate child, and the word is also used as a derogatory term for an unpleasant person. The term can also mean a mongrel.

  • OK....so Mary did come up with one hell of an excuse for her little mongrel....

  • Lol. I love you.

  • Not a bad recovery.

  • Fox news makes astrology jokes? :0

  • This is a sign from god that he supports bill maher and hates fox news, lol, jk

  • MUSLIM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE

  • muslim? u mean islam. XD

  • lol.. JEW is also a religion of peace!

  • Ah, I agree with Bill :D

  • Classic...They tried to make Bill Maher look bad and ended up looking like bumbling idiots.

  • fake news has some hot newsanchors

  • the foxettes'

  • It's the only thing white men on the right respond to anymore. Look at who their VP is.

  • i believe in god,i respect bill maher's decision in not to believe in god

    with that said fox news is a joke

  • u can believe what ever you want to believe i mean u only have less than an hundred years to live to believe that there is no god.. and then u die and u'll know and see if u wer rily right but til then be grateful coz sum pipol out there wish they knew Jesus some people are really blind, some ignorant. i think the guy was right when he said religion is plague of humanity. isn't that the reason why jesus came down here on earth to save us and tell you and me to follow him over some whack religion

  • LMAFO!

    FOX News is the biggest joke!

    But that woman was hot. I would even believe in God to do her for a whole night.

  • Once again: God does not exist. Never has. End of story.

  • Oh my god!

  • lol ;)

  • Other evolved life in the Universe is far more likely than an intangible, extra-dimensional, omnipotent, omnipresent, magical, cosmic-powered super wizard called God.

  • And Bill is right...again.

    No surprise that the blonde Fox chick completely failed in making Bill look stupid.

  • Mars Attacks... A Tim Burton cult classic, you should rent it, I think you would like it. The idea that UFOs are extra terrestrials is supported by absolutely no evidence of any kind. If one day aliens attack Earth then I will have been naive. But, that's not going to happen. The naive person is the one who thinks that government technology could not possibly be responsible for all of the flying saucers and mysterious lights we see around the world. And that person is you.

  • lol'd

  • That would be to say that we know what the hell UFOs even are. The SETI community likes to think they're little E.T.s, but that's just conjecture. There is absolutely zero proof that the well documented flying phenomena are visitors from another planet. It's much more likely we're witnessing advanced government/private technology at its best. People tend to hope UFOs are aliens just because we don't like feeling that we're alone in the universe. Ironical, considering the purpose of religion.

  • I love people like you. You keep the debate about UFOs going with your naivity. Keep thinkin there's somethin special about our universe until you get zapped in your sleep.

  • you've been watching mars attacks way too many times...

  • wtf does that even mean!?

  • An absolutely legitimate point by Maher. I do personally believe that the probability of the existence of the UFO is way higher than that of the existence of a god.

  • i am a strong christian/catholic believer and believe in god why cant there be aliens and god?

  • A little late I know... but doesn't the bible affirm that God only made life here on earth? According to the bible God created the heavens and the earth, then he created the beasts, and then man in his own image. There is no mention of the creation of life anywhere other then earth. So a true believer of the bible could not believe in life outside of earth (not to doubt your faith - just going by what most evangelicals would say about this).

  • Naughty is right. Can't believe in both, otherwise it's not christianity, it's a contradiction. Yes, much MUCH higher chance of aliens than religion having any truth. In closing, religion is the plague of humanity.

  • DAMN THIS IS SOME REAL PRESSING NEWS1!!!

    We've got to stay on top of informing you of what other people said so you can pass your judgment on them!!

  • and that is a Big Deal? America is really going down a retarded religious slope...that's pretty fuk up.

  • I absolutely believe that also. Damn, Bill Maher is a fucking Genius. Religion is bullshit. At least UFO's can be seen, and are scientifically possible.

  • bill maher is 100% right, just cause u don't know the answer to something, doesn't mean u have to make one up.

  • God is and excuse for the unknown

  • I don't know which Olbermannism I like better for the channel, "Fixed News" or "Fox Noise".

  • I like 'Faux News' the best

  • It only looks good on paper though. "Faux" doesn't really sound like "Fox" when you say it aloud.

  • FOX hired her for the boobies.

  • i would

  • Fuck it! We'll do it live!!!

  • L2read you dumb shit!

  • Stop watching FOX and it WILL go away people.

  • thats true, but than there wont be any videos of fox fuckin up everything catastrophically every day, seriously fox is just a joke and i watch it for comedy

  • Agree with you and Pansleves.

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Fox news tells you shit like this so they don't have to actually report the news.

    Fuck Republicans, Fuck Democrats.

  • Actually that is not what he meant you FOX news fuck-ups. He was claiming that Mary had sex in order to have Jesus. That is not saying that he doesn't believe in Jesus. He existed. But it is impossible to get a baby without a male and female.  He was saying that he does not believe in the religious fairytales. FOX news' simplistic and poorly thought out analysis is why there is absolutely nobody who watches it and has a high IQ. FOX can't even get there videos right.

  • Nobody takes this network seriously, Fox would be even funnier if there was a laugh track running along with their commentary.

  • fox news is so popular because there are a lot sheep out there how like to be herded.

  • Yes. That was me. I'm the one that started that rumor. You figured it out. I came up with it(being the paranoid one that I am), and sold it to the neocons, whom I hate, to use against the candidate I would like to see win. You broke the code, you little genius, you. You've won the gold.

  • Actually your snide rant is just stupid. Let it go. You want the guy whose spiritual leader is a hatemonger. Good for you! Good judge of character on your part.

  • Pointing out your incredible stupidity is "snide?" I'm guessing that you run into a lot of "snide" people, or you live in a bubble. I'm going to bet on the latter, considering that you still vote republican, even after the downward spiral of the last eight years. Go get a real news source. Seriously.

  • You are so far out there you made me laugh.

    I am sorry that you don't know independent thinking when you see it. Keep an open mind or you will always be oblivious. Your attacks are misguided and invalid. I watch all the news channels, Fox is the best overall.

  • Really? BBC? Reuters? I suppose you listen to a wide spectrum of news radio as well. Yeah, right. There is nothing that you have shared here that would lead anyone to believe that you were an independent anything, let alone a "thinker."

  • Actually, I am an independent. And as for news outlets, I am in the PR business. I know them frontwards and backwards. Let it go.

    I can see that it upsets you to listen to other views.

  • Don't feel so full of yourself. You're a step up from gophers. You don't necessarily need "frontwards and backwards" of up to date news to do your job (as you have made obvious). You prove no point with throwing that out. What needs to be "let go" is your little catch phrase "let it go." If you don't want people to respond to your comments, don't post the mindless shit to begin with.

  • Fox news is number one in selling horse shit to morons. If Fox is your news source, you don't know shit about what's going on. I'm willing to bet you're one of the jackasses that still believe that Obama is Muslim, and is trying to infiltrate the government for the purpose of more "attacks."

  • You are truly a fool if you believe that.

  • the ratings prove it? hahaha... if you don't know this, let me tell you, the majority of people are ignorant and stupid, so, of course, Fox News will ALWAYS have more rating, it's produced for the big mass. The mass of sheep and idiots.

  • fox news is a joke, nobody watches it for serious news, and another thing that whole "left wing agenda" is all they talk about, they talk about how being a liberal is like being a serial killer, you call someone a liberal at fox and people go ape shit crazy, you obviously work at fox or something because stevie wonder can see how much of a joke this network is, its got ratings because like any good comedy show, its funny, and its even funnier because they think they are a legit channel

  • Screw you Fox Noise!

  • lame ass fox news, right wing machine,

  • thats like 5 bloopers in 1.

    a typical day in the life of fox news.

  • The point of this clip is less about what was or wasn't said, it is a blooper because of how unprofessionally the reporting and presentation was. It took 3times as much time to present the material because the techs were blowing it (no clip, wrong order of the quote, poor timing) and she didn't handle it too gracefully either.

  • The quote is actually accurate (for Fox News Standards): /watch?v=Y8oTq39x3eU (6:30)

    But the conclusion (the chance of a UFO is more likely than there is a god) is pure bullshit! If they would have seen his other shows they would know that he believes in a god but not the bible-version of it and he support Jesus as role-model but not as historic fact.

    And by the way: I'm not judging his opionion. (Neither pro nor con) I'm just reporting. Something Fox SHOULD actually do.

  • What precedence has their been set for a God? We live on a planet that sustains life which gives the precedent that it can happen, so why not again. Why again? Becuase as low the chance, there are billions of stars, each with the chance of being a life-sustaining planet's sun. Whether we see it or not has no impact on its existance. And definitions of God range in such vast ways. A UFO has one definition. Something flying in the sky that can not be identified. Define God.

  • He equaled UFOs with aliens in his show. (And also it is not the correct definition most people would agree with this opinion.)

  • God as I understand it is a person or an unpersonal power that created the universe.

  • According physics nothing can travel faster than light. And because of the low chance (like you said) the distance to the next inhabitable planet is probably much more than a thousand lightyears away. Perhaps there is some technology that would solve this problem but currently I see the chance of extraterrestrial visitors extremely small.

    Because a god would exist outside our known phsyical laws it is difficult to impossible to calculate the probabilty of its existence.

  • stupid blonde.