Larry David: the palestinian chicken

[FionaFAAB]

YAY! Larry David for a free Palestine!

[mrfalafl]

People need to fucking relax. It's a TV show.

But when she says "you circumcised fuck" that was weird... Since all Muslims are circumcised just like Jews.

[JayGatsbyOdysseus]

This is hilarious! I a white american with french and irish background. It is still hilarious. Larry David is a genius to come up with this stuff.

[HypHawp]

In this case... i am pro-incest.

[my80splaylist]

Oh man I would kill for my problems to be LD-level problems.

[RSUN2012]

by birth right he is a Jew, so you can not take that away from him...sooooo hmm Yea, like said before a no brainer.:D

[watermeloncat]

@RSUN2012 by birth right yes, but he is also an atheist. so he can choose whatever he wants.

[RSUN2012]

@watermeloncat I totally agree, I am actually going further than that. I actually meant he has his Jewishness already, so the Jew side can never deny him maybe from functions, but fact is he is a jew so he has it on them no matter what. She was gorgeous, I loved her voice & the bedroom scene was Awesome, so really? he had to second guess it.LOL Also on the comedic level, Hilarity would ensue seeing Larry going against his former friends as he started rallying for everything Palestinian.=)

[watermeloncat]

@RSUN2012 it's always nice to see intelligent comments on youtube!

[RSUN2012]

@watermeloncat Thanks, I guess from time to time it beats having to read Youtube battles going back & forth page after page.;)

[goblinob]

id pick the palestinian side............. cuz i hate jews

[DrPoon]

Sister? I know where I would go.

[BullshitPolitics]

Who else thought Larry was going to join the Palestinian side? As soon i heard twins, my mind was made up. I would have been on the other side wearing a " Free Palestine" bandana, chanting allahu akbar!

[JhonnyArtandMedia]

When you go full screen it makes them talk like Max Headroom. Jeff said, "Just my..my...my..gut feeling."

[destructingparabola]

I would be so quickly on the Palestinian side for a three way! This episode is great and hillarious. Larry is a true writer genius. "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is like "Seinfeld" on steroids. 

[MDR5288]

Larry is becoming more like Leon with each season.

Season 6: (Leon) "Ass is ass Larry"  (Larry)"Ass is not just ass."

Season 8: (Larry) "Let me tell you something, The penis doesn't care about race, creed, and color. The penis wants to get to his homeland.

Translation: Ass IS ass.

[goblinob]

@MDR5288 but leon was talking about married women, not race creed or color

[MDR5288]

@goblinob That's the next step in the progression, just wait until next season, lol.

[XmapkeeperX]

id be choosing the palestinian side, but then again, id be choosing that side regardless

[chernobleman]

LMFAO all the people cheering when he tries to take off his yarmulke

[Nhzharuthopar]

I'm an occupier, I'm an occupier.

[kachunski]

YOU ZIONIST PIG ahhaha YOU OCCUPYING FUCK! insane!

[hc1153]

yarmulke alert! yarmulke alert!

[richard20bris]

Jews are welcome in Australia. Palestinians...probably wouldn't enjoy it so much - what with all the sexual equality, lack of suicide bombing schools, and brainwashing children's entertainment television created by Hamas.

[blackutube1]

@richard20bris well said

[Vebinz]

@richard20bris

In all fairness NO ONE wants to live in that shithole of a country you call Australia.

You may now go back to laughing at Yahoo Serious.

[richard20bris]

@Vebinz no one except the thousands of people who immigrate here each year.

Meanwhile, we haven't laughed at Yahoo Serious in 25 years. But maybe your country is a bit behind the times and "Young Einstein" has just been released in your cinemas...

[Vebinz]

@richard20bris

heT Uppeople who immigrant to your shithole are usually either people who couldn't make it to America (or even Canada), or criminals attracted by your country's history as a giant prison.

As for Yahoo Serious, I know it's been 25 years, but thr stink from his shitty Australian "humor" still lingers.

do me a favor, unless it has the name "Men at Work" on it, then please don't export anything to us.

[richard20bris]

@Vebinz haha...we don't accept slackers or criminals. Australian standards for immigrants are amongst the highest in the world. Go do some research.

Meanwhile....why would criminals want to get into a "giant prison"? LoL! I don't know if you're aware of this but the crime rate down here isn't exactly high, and therefore not very conducive to their sort of "business".

[OkGoJays32]

@richard20bris Spoken like a true nationalist, ignorant piece of shit from down under.

[shahideurope]

the decision is easy, the penis doesn't care, it just wants to go home.

[evunit02]

HAHAHAHHAAHHAHSALKsfhjhgdj

[Vebinz]

David should have done his research a bit more before doing this insulting bit. Mulsim men are also circumsized.

Also, it's isn't that jews have no right to exist, it's Israel that has no right to exist.

[blackutube1]

@Vebinz

Nope , Hamas said that it is glad Jews are coming to Israel as that would make easy for them to kill all at once.

[Vebinz]

@blackutube1

What are your sources for that?

[shitonMOHAMMAD]

what a stupid fat pig. "Anti-semitism"???SHE IS a Semite you fat jew blob!

[Tidermans]

How the fuck is he in doubt at the end

[nubl37]

thats a turn on LOL

[dirthotch1982]

A big jew! BIG!

[dirthotch1982]

They all cheer him! Lmao

[cheeryble]

Hey those swinish puritans the whole bedroom scene is deleted even here in Thailand. And we miss the ---------- hearing her calling out when he comes in downstairs it's also gone.

My bet is it's the Americans did it before it went abroad.

ps you know this software gives me an error when I put Mister F's name in. Is it anti semitic?

[muscleoffigus]

like how he calls a semitic place, anti semitic

[muscleoffigus]

why do you hvae english subtitles on an english clip?

[lewko1]

If Rabin can break bread with Arafat, I can have chicken at this anti-Semitic Shithole.

[lewko1]

Palestinian women are whores.

[zentopia7]

@lewko1 how do you know? did you pay one for sex?

[lewko1]

@zentopia7 No. She was too hairy.

[nasss4u]

@lewko1 Lmao i love it!! im palestinianAmerican and i go to palestine every summer I have fucked more Israeli whores than palestinians

[Prof16440]

no brainer

[imajeepster]

fuck me jew bastard!!! lol

[chopinjpz]

Dont know about you but im a Jew and im turning right.

[TheForwardGaze]

Okay. It's a little funny.

[StingerSplash007]

sex vs faith.... that's a tough one lol...

[getrealman998]

Did anyone notice the error in this show???

There is no way Funkman could of known that Shara said to Larry, I'm going to F..k the Jew out of you. She said that to him at 3:37. Funkman enters Larry's home at 3:49. It was at 5:17 when Funkman say's 'when did you orgasm, when she said she'll f..k the Jew out of you.

[Protector24]

@getrealman998 actually he enters at 3:45 and then at 3:49 Shara says that

[getrealman998]

@Protector24

Wrong. Shara tells Larry "I'm going to f,,k the Jew right out of you" BEFORE funkman ever enters the home. Watch it again.

[Protector24]

@getrealman998 ohhhh I see you what you mean nvm

[corehustle]

haha i love the subtitles

-"Fuck me, Jew bastard?"

[lologuem]

"The penis does not care about race, creed and color. The penis wants to get to his homeland. He wants to go home." It's a metaphor with the promised land. Larry is most likely atheist like me and he's right to laugh at those dumb conflicts.

[neselul]

i had sex with a married muslim woman last year,and t was the best sex u ever had/the best part was that she was married and her brother was my boss (:

[kingcamilo]

aaahahahahah this shows fuckn genius lmao.

[RitzDaCracker1]

That decision at the end is a no brainer....seriously.

[trenis]

@RitzDaCracker1 even theodor herzel would have made the right decision...

[Antichrist2000]

@RitzDaCracker1 Not for Larry David unfortunately. I on the other hand would have told Susie to shove it.

[gedaliah3]

@RitzDaCracker1 Definitely the Jewish People!

[Meila2SunsetBeach]

OMG to all the people havng stupid arguments about whats a real semite blah blah blah - you're exactly the kind of people this episode is taking the piss out of! Chill out! I'm a british arab and I laughed ffs!

[Meila2SunsetBeach]

lmao at the poster at the end 'the cluck stops here' hahahaha

[Gonko100]

Labe....son of nat

[octavianjuravle]

lol

[Komputerism]

Jews, Arabs, Ethiopians, and many others are Semitic peoples ! No one understands or cares.

[Andreastij]

@Komputerism Jews are not a semitic people. Judaism is a religion. You think the Jewish guys in this video look they originate from the Middle East?

[SomethingRules]

@Andreastij it's both a religion and a nationality. there's a lot of overlap between the two! CRAZY SHIT I KNOW

[Komputerism]

@Andreastij They might not look the same now. Many mixed with east Europeans. Many still have a pointy nose and curly black hair, which are semitic features (no intention to offend anyone). My only point, is that it is incorrect for any racist comments about jews or any critic of zionism or the state of Israel to be labeled as anti semitic. I'm sure you have come across this yourself. If some skinheads in Europe decide to attack some Moroccans, it will never be labeled as anti semitic.

[getrealman998]

@Komputerism

Antisemitism is a term that specifically refers to hatred or discrimination towards Jews. The term does not mean ... against all Semitic speaking peoples. The term was coined by German Wilhelm Marr in 1880.

[getrealman998]

@Andreastij

Ignorant comment. Jews are Semites, because they are descendants of Shem. Semitic relates to language, not religion or necessarily where they're born. You also seem to be oblivious to the fact the Jews have a whole range of color in terms of skin from pale white to black. You obviously don't know about Mizrahi and Ethiopian Jews.

[Andreastij]

@getrealman998 Your momma is an ignorant comment. I lived in Israel for 8 months. I know what I need to know. PLUS I have a lot of israeli "jewish" friends of diverse backgrounds. And... descendants of "Shem"? Are you serious? Some bogus mythological creation? Is THAT your argument? Most jews I've come across are white east europeans. Descendants of CONVERTS, not some silly fantasy creature who lived beyond 500 years. Bullshit like that is exactly what makes a lot of jews so fucking annoying.

[getrealman998]

@Andreastij

You know NOTHING about Jews, only conspiracy theories and dribble that White ignorant Supremacists believe. The fact that you put in quotes "jewish" says a lot on its own and that you have jewish friends, is typical of what many antisemites commonly state as if it gives them some credibility. You've exposed yourself now, i don't waste time with haters. Good riddens.

[kawadamark]

LMAOO best scene ever

[martinhymanson]

this happened with izzy !