Douche or Turd? 2008

[NeoBuddhist]

Yea, I'm going to say that Ron Paul may even be a douche / turd hybrid.

[BlizzagaLantean]

"Think for yourself! Vote Ron Paul!"

...Are you fucking kidding me? First you tell us to think for ourselves, then push some OTHER douche onto us?

[CoolerKing37]

Ron Paul's a giant douche/turd sandwich too. Don't let him off the hook just because you agree with him politically.

[inkmonster0u812]

hehehee

[h8tebred]

Boy this song really sums up the candidates from the 2008 Presidential Election.

[SuperAcab666]

All politicians sucks

[MrApophis]

meh, i think obama is a pretty cool guy. eh, lies and acts like a total pussy and doesnt afraid of anything

[aaaaaaaaaa426]

omg this is the best song

[Flerndw2222]

go turd sandwich

[Pissantloser]

"Think for yourself, vote for the guy i support"

Smooth, jackass.

[1910887]

so democrats= douche and republicans= turd?

[mussman717word]

Ron Paul has some good policies. Notice how I said, "some." He supports de-regulation, which has fucked this country so far up the ass for the past century, so I wouldn't vote for him unless he was running against a real scumbag like McCain. He's really not better or worse than Obama. They're just better at different things.

Dennis Kucinich is the only way to go, honestly. He would've chosen Ron Paul as his running mate, btw. They're both firmly anti-war and against unjust prosecution.

[oskarsteinn]

Ron Paul is no less of a douche than Barack Obama.

You turd.

[trackstar789]

RON PAUL IS NO DIFFERENT YOU SHEEP

[BaphometReign]

Let's get out and vote let's make our voices heard, you've been given the right to choose between a douche and a turd. it's democracy in action, put your freedom to the test, big fat turd or a stupid douche, which do you like best

[kennymccorm]

My opponent wouldn't even answer that question. If you ask him the same question he would NOT answer it. He would just babble on and on, debating about nothing, until finally he gets saved by the buzzer - EEEEH! - Your time is up, turd.

[HerrNebuchadnezzar]

-"But I would hope that those students and their parents who question my qualities would simply look at my opponent. He is a turd sandwich."

°"You're a turd sandwich."

-... No, sir, if you'll pardon me, you are in fact, the turd sandwich.

°You're a turd sandwich.

[shizznah]

btw who is the turd and douche in america?

douche = democrats? (idealists with no intention of doing anything)

turd = republicans? (low intellect - pretend to know what they're talking about)

[jreb622]

Take your pick, neither party has been able to give us a good leader in the past 20 years or so. With all the talk of douche and turd, it's time for an enema for American politics, then we can remove all the crap both parties seem to be holding on to!

[mussman717word]

@jreb622

Oh, "20 years" is a MAJOR understatement. That doesn't even include the Reagan regime, which funded terrorists in South America. Jimmy Carter before that was blamed for a lot of things that weren't his fault, and he was against the war on drugs, but the economy fucked him, and even he funded one of the same terrorists groups (ARENA in El Salvador). I won't even mention Nixon and LBJ. Shit, even way back to the days of America's support for dictator Batista in Cuba. We're scum.

[mussman717word]

@shizznah

I agree. Democrats are the Giant Douches because they appear to perform a necessary function, but never fulfill their promises. (I assume you all know that douches are needless because the vulva is a self-cleansing organ). Republicans are the Turd Sandwiches because... well, isn't it obvious? First of all, I think Rush Limbaugh's diet consists entirely of turd sandwiches, and 90% of the GOP policies are as unhealthy as eating feces.

I took this analogy way too far, didn't I?

[shizznah]

god it's always between a douche and turd in every frigging country...

[NinjaSlasher]

god bless america

[annarrrr]

LMAO AT HILARY

[jeugdeuroparevolutie]

Obama is the turd

[NeoBuddhist]

@jeugdeuroparevolutie Nah, I do believe Bush was the Turd, so we got a Douche to come in to clean up this messy vagina of a country. There's still far too many turds in Congress, though, so they need to be removed.

[ShadowGames72]

lol at Hilary Clinton & McCain's expressions... I wanted Clinton-America needs someone who can make a crazy face like that. xD

[Iconoclasm333]

Hmmm... Warmongering Socialist Obama or Socialistic Warmonger McCain??

...hhmmm...

[LumpyRevolution]

I will write in Ron Paul. He IS my president.

[leitermann]

I dunno, I kind of like Douche's empty rhetoric about healthcare, but Turd is good at pretending like he knows what he's talking about on the war on terror... hmmmm, choices, choices...

great video :)

[shizznah]

i think if you guys choose the rhetoric healthcare, you won't be getting as many random explosions throughout the land from various nations the turds have pissed off (by stealing their resouces)

[kristeenloveset]

im voting for green lantern...

[luketrashtalker]

You know, the lantern is a good choice but I'm gonna have to go with Ron Paul.

[GimbleTheWizard]

Damn right I'm voting Ron Paul.

I'll write his name in if I have to.

[iTellYouNoLie]

hahahahahaha, you need to add the hillary,mccain,and obama tags too

[uniqueu]

Huh; can't even post it.

Okay, the tags are:

Hillary Censors Denver Rally

[uniqueu]

Hold your nose and vote, folks, its all downhill from here - but wait - RON PAUL !!!!

Watch this video, it won't let me rate, favorite, or even comment on it.

[Sideshowbobx]

if it would be all about facial expressions i would go with Ron Paul, but would vote for him anyway, so big deal. I just hope non of these douchebag will make it!

but this vote shouldn't be about facial expression but about ideas and records - and due to these only Ron Paul is a legitimate candidate and the rest is to ignore!

[RP4409]

lololololol

[KP1988]

That pretty much sums up the way American politics have been for the last 20+ years.

Too bad Ron Paul won't be president, he is probably one of the last true statesman left in US politics.