The Island of Nerdfighteria?

[thewolffromhell66666]

DUDE why do you hate unicorns so freaking much

[stessaboi]

isn't the nation of sealand for sale? I know it was a few years ago. you could use that to establish the nation of nerdfighteria, and then declare that all nerdfighters are lords/ladies of nerdfighteria.

[NERDSareTHEfuture]

unicorns should go die in a HOLE!

[imadeautubeaccount]

Suggestion: do /another/ tour de nerdfighting, but go to the midwest.~

[FreeHugsAndPeeps]

Pshh.. I've already seen the Yeti.

[JovialJewels]

Can the island of Nerdfightaria have a unicorn on its flag?

[natzau]

How would we be emailing you if our computers broke?

[emmalilE]

AAAAAA

[emmalilE]

DFTB

[emmalilE]

DFTB

[emmalilE]

DFTB

[completeidiot19]

Oh yeah, that Tour De Nerdfighting? It's happenin' now!

[annathe3rd]

Wait... how would people email you if their computers all broke?

[KittehKatFTW]

@annathe3rd phones, library computers, mental messages... lots of ways.

[ChoiChoiBunny]

NATALIE! WHERE IS NATALIE?!??!

[Bobthenerdfighter]

The island of nerdfighteria kind of sounds like when nerimon suggested that his subscribers should buy an island

[sgtfwoods]

0:46 He finally makes it happen 2 and a half years later

[bellacullen98a]

I've seen a picture of the Yeti... On my new mac book air... I DEMAND MY MONEY! AND it was a family photo! It had HENRY in it. AND the Yeti!

Broken, broken beyond repair. Thanks for letting that picture slip John.

DFTBA :D

[lyapov]

First comment for 2012!

[morganlizzie23]

Just google 'John and Sarah Green'! A picture of them does come up!!

[nonnahs918]

I'm actually glade I've never seen the Yeti because, I feel as though something really odd would happen.

[Shellewell]

"you tried to trick me into saying i love eunuch"... indeed?

[MrSpazzyunicorn]

he looks really tan

[lilalola777]

us the yeti a spy

[envelopeskrcc]

can we please buy an island. I would pay 100 dollars to be a real citizen of a country made of awesome. heck! I'd empty my bank account to do that.

[morganlizzie23]

JUST GOOGLE JOHN GREEN AND THE YETI!!!!!

[stude444]

The Charity of my pocket ;3

[awesomenater65]

the iland of your mom ...

[TheHotsaucekiller]

how would they email him if there computers are broken

[DSQueenie]

Willy and I!

[RTVLEGOMAN]

the chairity is my wallet

[BladedVelvet]

I snuck around online to try and find pictures of the elusive Yeti, to which I was successful, and then a week later, it began to take 7-8 minutes for Mozilla to pop up once I clicked the icon... No exaggeration, it literally takes 7-8 minutes now. Games and openoffice take around 11-14 minutes depending on how much I already have going... It takes around 20 minutes for everything to load after a reboot.

In short; listen to the man, the cute will break your computer.

[MoonshoesLewy]

This was uploaded on my birthday :D

[EmoWolfMaster]

Hey if you do a nother tour de nerdfighters, dont forget about your awesome fans in Des moines Iowa!

[Lol90796]

Ha 100,000 subscribers in 2007, and now.............. a LOT more people made of awesome

[IAmYourConscience2]

I know this is a bit late, but I would seriously pay you a hundred dollars if it meant making Nerdfighteria Island possible!!! :D

[BeatrixNemesis]

The way John talks about the Yeti is the cutest thing I've ever seen. I want to be just like her + the Katherine someday <3

[Nepbot]

If you want to see the Yeti so much, either watch the related video which shows their wedding pictures, or do a search on Google Images. I've done neither, because if she ever shows herself in one of John's videos, I want it to be a surprise.

[DeezyWheezy]

My dad accused me of being an alien...I told him my species was called NerdFighters and I was from the planet Nerdfighteria. I think as soon as NASA discovers faster space travel, we should make that happen. A planet of Nerdfighters. Imagine the possibilities.

[BeatrixNemesis]

I was waiting in the lunch line at school today when I got into an intense argument over unicorns. I believe I won by default when she got frustrated and walked away.

[thersina]

you have to admit, you cant be that mad at john over the yeti thing over how adorable his reason is... :D

[PrimaryColoursdotcom]

So do you hate narwhals too?

[steampunkfangirl]

narwals didn't aid Voldemort with his unkillableness................ the main reason John hates them :)

[BuildItTutorials]

this is very late but please donate to WWF

[sessrojak]

why does his camera shake when he does his happy dance??? board floors??

[OwlCityFan26]

John's wife can't enjoy being calle a yeti in front of *now* millions of people...

[Gatch31]

I don't like unicorns either....

They can't be trusted.

Horns.......

[yayme524]

NAT!!! Did the hip-hop collaboration ever happen /: That would be sooooooooooooo awesooooome if it did! =D

[girlbubble7991]

OK THIS IS REALLY WEIRD was was watching this and playing 20Q online and just as you said unicorn the first time said 'I am guessing that it is a unicorn'

MADDNESS!

[MsGetacar]

Isn't there a puppy-sized elephant in Michael Crichton's Jurassic Park?

[Mis4Mika]

Picture of the yeti can be found here: underprivileged.tumblr().com/p­ost/9322906605/can-i-please-ju­st-frame-this-and-put-it-on-my­

[Violetavrie]

I would most definitely donate to the possibility of a country for Nerdfighters.

[LunaLynnLovegood]

As awesome as it would be to have a literal nerdfightaria island... If we all came together and raised that much money it could probably be spent in a better way... for example, donating it to charity and decreasing world suck. That, or contributing to the creation of puppy sized elephants x) DFTBA

[pokecrazygal]

show us the yeti!

[4thatbeyondtheshadow]

Hate unicorns? Watch My Little Pony: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC. You'll be cured in no time :)

[FireFlyHorzey]

I AM A UNICORN AND A NERDFIGHTER SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU HATE ONE OF YOUR NERFIGHTERS???????????????????­?

[IMCRAZIER2THEMAX]

I have seen pictures of the yetti, what you have to do is this, go back to the tour de nerdfighting and click on John's head in the poster thing, it's still on some website, and from there it takes you to his facebook and it says Married to: sarah green click on that and you get to her fb page and you can look at pictures of her to your hearts content, thumbs up so all nerdfighters can see this plz!

[Thisismyusername1010]

If the yeti's cute would break our computers, how would we e-mail you demanding a refund?

[azpa714]

Am i the only person who just google imaged a picture of her? Okay then...

[JAMBO4358]

The cute of willy already broke my computer. Showing the Yeti would be therefore would leave no damage

[kfn93]

YETI! NOW!

[SuviLove]

I don't have $100 :(

[CaptainEzzy]

JOHN!! you could buy Sealand!! XD it's totally for sale now!

[clownfish000]

You got published by the same people who published J.K. Rowling! How do you feel?

[SemisonicNerdfighter]

Us:Show us all the yeti, yeti, yeti! show us all the yeti! You: I don't think so

[Agrajag819]

David Foster Wallace jokes are welcome! My summer has been consumed by the awesomeness of The Pale King and The Vlogbrothers :D

[SometimesImAwesome]

I found the Yeti's facebook. just saying.

[Goldlucky13]

@SometimesImAwesome did the cute break your computer? :O

[SometimesImAwesome]

@Goldlucky13 yes. yes it did. or it could've been the fact that I dropped it... but I'm pretty sure it was the Yeti's cute.

[zoladzish]

You're so funny.

LUVITTT

[ElfangorAx]

See, he corrected his grammar from "the charity that you'd like Willy and me to give money to" to "the charity to which you'd like Willy and me to give money", but it should still be "Willy and I", so close but no cigar. =P

[rixology]

@ElfangorAx

It's objective so, "Willy and me" is correct. "The charity to which you'd like I to give money" just doesn't work. ;p

[TimelordPete]

if theres 100,000 subscribers, how come this video only has 74,726 views O.o only 1 conclusion: some kinda paradox.

[domgproductions]

You can see the yeti in their august 30th 2007 video. Its in their must see B20 playlist.

[icecreamhitlers]

their is a 36,000 acre island of the coast of brazil for $10 million, and if every nerdfighter gives them $20 we could buy the island, build a small town, and a hotdog stand

[mirosango14]

I think Willy would like it if you donated to an animal rescue charity. =)

[4iner2]

People interested in the nerdfighteria island should google "seasteading"

[Carliekinz]

TOUR DE NERDFIGHTING 2012! FUCKYES<3

[ScarcasmIntended]

TOUR DE NERDFIGHTING NEXT YEAR!

[kstiney18]

0:54 he blinks. Also what you said about the yeti was adorable not gonna lie...

[UnderstandingFnarg]

He said: ''It WILL be published in the United Kingdom'' like the fairy Godmother in Cinderella saying: ''You SHALL go to the ball.'' I'd prefer Paper Towns, myself.

[iTwilight98]

UNICORN WARRIORS! Did anyone else watch Kristina's newest video?

[NicoleSalamen]

We need a private island to meet and spread awesome on! I'll give you $100 if it means we can have an island!

[EmoOnTheInside123]

@robrox0009 lol, Good try though. Best wishes! ;)

[EmoOnTheInside123]

@robrox0009 "Willie and me" was correct, actually. John said, "Leave a comment with the charity that you'd like Willie and me to give money to." Then he corrected his sentence so that it wouldn't end in a preposition, but that's irrelevant. If you take Willie out, "me" works and "I" does not. That's the easiest way to check those. English nerds FTW! DFTBA =D

[TheLadyOfAwesome]

My friend and I made a pact that if one of us gets really rich somehow, we would by and Island and it would be awesome and most green!

[staresatu]

Get your songs on itunes

[Windspirit21]

somehow, based on the things that nedfighters have already accomplished, i think nerdfighteria will soon be established in physical form.

[geminiri2213]

Do you hate happiness and joy?

[Anna28Twilight]

aww you have the cutest dog... he´s a pirate-dog! i want to hug him ^^

[Silverballoons]

Bloomsbury? THAT'S SO COOL! They published Harry Potter (after she was turned down 12 times..... ha ha!)

[bonetacular]

I recently came across a picture of the Yeti on facebook.

Shortly after my computer was infected by malware that made my computer tell me that my hard drive was in a critical state and my computer would only work for 20 minutes at a time.

Coincidence?...I think not...

[animeotaku]

@bonetacular This is doubly funny because I stumbled upon a picture of the Yeti in John's blog... then my computer got a virus.

[bonetacular]

@animeotaku we should start a support group blog for people who have seen the Yeti and are in recovery (new hard drives, factory repair jobs, virus protection and new computers)

[animeotaku]

@bonetacular I am all for that. Mostly because I just found the Yeti using my laptop, and now my laptop refuses to charge unless it's completely shut down and if the cord is at the exactly correct angle...

[Kyriiichan]

why do you call her the yeti?

i'd be so offended...

[maluse227]

@Kyriiichan she is rarely seen and no one is sure if she is really real

[FredIsMyName22]

Bloomsbury gives the UK the best books!

[tabormat]

John, I would like to introduce you to "Hands Of Light In Action" The following is an excerpt from their FB Page. They are doing their darndest to reduce world suck.

HOLIA was started by Nancy Malone, PT after Katrina devastated New Orleans in 2005. She has devoted her life to assisting people in need with her greatest passion being assisting during disasters.

Currently their focus is on Haiti but they have a ground team in Japan looking into if they can help.

Check out their FB Page!

[JustSomeGinger]

your so orange

[marissamation]

Is the yeti in the witness protection program or something. And if she is, I am so so so so sorry for asking and making you change identities

[dobbyfan48]

I just found out that a kid in my school has a rich father and has 2 private islands, searching school to demand island, will post back with reply :P

[milkyway531]

i don't have an ipod.....

[lilylpotter3]

HEY HO! HEY HO! ONTO YOUTUBE, THE YETI'S GOTTA GO!

WE'VE WAITED OVER FOUR YEARS

AND CAN NOT WAIT NO MORE

SHOW US YETI NOW

OR WE'LL THROW APPLE CORES!

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@lilylpotter3 Let her have privacy. Despite being a mythical creature the Yeti is a person, and therefore deserves to have her wishes respected.

[12poopyface]

@lilylpotter3YOU IS AWESOME!!!!!!!

[lilylpotter3]

@12poopyface why thank you, i try to not forget to be. :) DFBTA

[writergirlchic]

I have seen a picture of the yeti, and my computer is fine John. Give everyone else the gift of seeing the Yeti. (or everyone go on google and search "Sarah Green the yeti" and theres a link to a ning blog post with a picture :))

[lilylpotter3]

@writergirlchic i know! you can search john green and wife on google and see a picture of her!! she's really pretty.

[writergirlchic]

@lilylpotter3 she's insanely pretty!!

[lilylpotter3]

@writergirlchic he's one lucky man. lol

[dobbyfan48]

@lilylpotter3 SAY SPOILER ALERT!!!! :( my friends just searched it and spoiled johns future surprise/miracle to youtube

[writergirlchic]

dude, we should so give them $100 each so we can all live on nerdfighteria and be awesome!!! :)

[uniqueandepic]

i ♥ bubbles the nerdfighting puppy!! =D

[CodyAndJemima]

john, i found out now. that if every nerdfighter gave about $21.93, we could muster up 10 million dollars, then buy an island, and make nerdfighteria real.

[cvetinkababe]

omg - I'm in love with a dog :D

[cooolmandude]

if you want to see the yeti just go on facebook

[Emi183]

COME TO SOUTHAMERICA!!! :D

[lookitten24]

invisible children!

[mollyclaire95]

Am I the only one who loves Johns yelling voice?

[chickenfingalickin]

I love that you have the first edition of David Foster Wallace's Infinite Jest and am slightly (I take that back), really jealous.

[MoonFIame]

I LOVE UNICORNS!!!!!

[Crud143]

You don't love Eunuchs? That's a little mean.

[markisonlin3]

Semi-professional? Dude your like the Yoda of video blogging to me.

[cuttlefishii]

I saw the yeti's facebook profile picture. My computer is indeed broken :o

[almostlaurel]

I'm proud to say that this was the first vlogbrothers video I ever watched :]

[ArchetypeGotoh]

Why do people ask for pictures of the Yeti? I mean, if they tried hard enough (and simply watched all the videos as I have done... twice) they'd realize that there is a glaring glitch in the destruction of the Computers explanation. No offense, John, but one of Your videos did at one time have her introduce herself, albeit for 2 seconds

[MattIsSoBeastlyLike]

I LOVE UNICORNS

[puertorrriquena]

I actually have a video of my dog doing something adorable then at the end she licks the camera. Dogs are so adorable =]

[cibomatto47]

Not that I'm arguing that the Yetis cuteness isn't worthy of computer breaking, but Willy is quite possibly the cutest dog on the planet, even compared to my own, and my computer is still in tact. With that being said, YETI!

[LoyalNerdWP]

If we ever get to punish/challenge Hank and John again, we NEED to make them do another Tour De Nerdfighting!!!

[Skorphie]

The nerds should create a micronation. It'd be easy - just make a platform in the sea, and stick a flag in it!

[kywiivawak]

omg! someone has leaked pictures of the yetiiiiiiiiiii!!! there is a tumbler for the yeti!!!!!!! it broke my computer and my eyes cuz of how pretty she is!!!!

[pepsicola1295]

"I cannot show you a picture of the Yeti, because if I do, the cute will break your computers." Awww. :) John, you and the Yeti are awesome.

[biomanwin]

Willy and I.

[magicgirl192]

Ok 1. Off the shore of England their is a old war base that declairs it self its own country called Sea Land (seriusly LOOK IT UP!), maybe we can partner up with them and create Nerd Sea Fighter Land (IT COULD HAPPEN!)

2. Unicorns run Canadas government I CAN PROVE IT!!!! CANADIANS ARE HIDEING UNICORNS!!!!

[MrGaberthegamer]

LET'S EACH GIVE JOHN $100 DOLLARS!!!!!!!

[HPwrocks]

@MrGaberthegamer YES! LETS!!

[SlytherclawXD]

If two nerdfighters in nerdfighterlike meeting would cause world peace, what would Nerdfighteria existing mean for the world? O_O

Curing of all diseases and wiping out of pollution, and ending all wars? Jeez, the U.N. should figure this out and rent out the Sahara desert or something.

[bea2bat]

lol paying 20q and i was john green it guessed hank

[TheGravityCaitlin94]

please please please come to england :D I will go and see you!

[ali031994]

I would definitly give you $100 for there to be Nerdfighteria Land !

[GitarreLernenUSG]

@ali031994

Same here...

[uniforchrist]

you didt say i love unicorns, but you did day i love you

[biblo567]

We already saw the Yeti. She introduced herself while sitting on the couch with John. I don't remember what the date was though

[purplesheepify]

@biblo567 really??!! I need to see this..but are you sure you aren't talking abotu hank and katherine?

[biblo567]

@purplesheepify

yeah, i was wrong, it was actually john and the katherine. on august 30. i looked it up on the wiki. at the time i didn't know what the katherine looked like..

[Narglesonamistletoe]

you're lying. If the cuteness of the yeti would destroy our computers, how come there are pictures of the yet(sarah) on the internet?

[ferngirltlc]

We should buy an island! Who else is willing to pitch i that much? And we can get free plane tickets to visit!

[NobelNighthawk274]

Crap my computers broken D: I saw the Yeti on Facebook

[SantaMurtagh]

I don't have an ipod :(

[Narglesonamistletoe]

WHERE IS MY HIPHOP SONG???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VeggetableMonster]

If i ever acquire the money to buy, or inherit(somehow?), or win a private island it will be donated to the cause of Nerdfighteria. No questions asked.

[nbtful]

Error, try again

[nbtful]

500

[sepiasunrise]

Hey, remember when you were excited to have 100,000 subscribers? That was only just over a year ago! Who knew. If it keeps going like that, this time next year, you'll be nearing 1,000,000. I don't know if that's how it works, but still....

[YashiWashiBabe]

haha I found a picture. Her cuteness did break my computer....grrr you. BUT....I fixed it with my magical rainbow powers. And Bubbles the Nerdfighting Puppy helped me too. I win. (:

[SarahCC97]

HEY, NERDFIGHTERS... LETS GIVE THEM AN ISLAND! and then we could have Nerdfighter gatherings there!

[MrXalexer]

I want to give money to the Nerdfightia cause!

[pinkmagiceightball]

Just google Sarah Urist Green, there are a couple of pictures of her

[robertj456]

ive been saving up for a new game but i think that buying nerdfighteria is much more important so i will galdly give u guys 100$

[FlamingCamera]

You know what? I think you are LYING. So if you can't produce a picture of the yeti I'm going to assume one of three things.

a) The yeti is a myth.

b) The yeti is the actual nepalese hairy thing over there, just with a really high voice.

c) Katherine is more attractive than the yeti.

Which one would you consider the best incentive to SHOW US THE YETI!!!

[LastOfTheAmericanGrl]

THUMBS UP IF U WOULD GIVE THE JOHN + HANK $100 FOR NERDFIGHTERIA ISLAND! :D

[pppareawesome]

I wanted to buy a Nerdfighter Island, but my parents said that asking for an island for my birthday was unreasonable :(

[raggingchinchilla29]

you could probably see the yeti in the little x-scape adventure.

[funkymonkey5716]

John, you do not understand how badly I want to see those choreographed dances!

[cherry123ify]

yeti now! yeti now! hey ho! hey ho! the yeti's face we gotta know! NOW!

[longanna99]

@cherry123ify just look up stuff like John Green's Wedding. It worked for me! He posted a picture on a very very old blog of his.

[kasooie]

the idea of sending you the money isnt such a bad idea. I think your goal should be to get as many subscribers as to be able to buy it with each one sending you one dollar. So yeah, step it up, youll need lots of nerdfighters :)

[raeg]

Bloomsbury are frikkin' awesome. They were the ones that published JK Rowling after she'd been rejected by other publishers for a whole year...

[asianfreak111]

I know that this is a massively old video, but i've just seen it, so it's new for me. You know those cute little literary/historical references/inside nerdy jokes that you often make? I've loved and recognized about 90% of them but never have been more excited by your david foster wallace once. He's a genius. I love you both. Thanks for the good nerdy fun.

[sambam340]

YETI! AND i wont the muney

[sineadsmithh]

Show us the yeti!

[Daisycakes19]

YETI!

[xojaiserxo]

I wanna see a picture of the yeti!

[hobbyguy99]

Yeti Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[wantsomecake328]

If the cuteness of the Yeti would break my computer, how would I email you angrily?