2 Year-Old Drug Dealer.

[TheJoshsplosh]

GOTHIC HEAVY METAL called red ties

[snakebytes323]

i would call it "accidental rappist".... thank you andy biersack..XD

[TalentlessHuman]

@SuperRandomkid15 are u a hater?

[SuperRandomkid15]

How about a nice cup of shut the %@#$ up

[darkghostman3]

alright guys my 2 year old just got done powdering their nose

HOLY SHIT HAIR IS ON THEIR CHEST!!!

[TravisManicci]

Mine would be FLuffee Like Dank Bud, And the Genre would be hmm.. Maybe Chronicore...

[pabloDAjanitor13]

my powder donuts hahah

[theboondogs3]

didin the shirt dog

[Episcopicide]

Vaginal Gingivitis. . . . Jazz band. Oh yeeeeaaaaaah. *Snaps fingers.*

[lewielovesbud]

@CanUPlayCallOfDuty How would they get it out the tire? Dumbass

[CanUPlayCallOfDuty]

I wonder why drug dealers don't put there drugs in there tires....That's a good idea....

[sabulba57]

"cops arnt that stupid" - poor doggie :( (another one of his vids) = fail

[ArfenHouseRules]

i would create a band called the buttfucking bananas we would write childrens music

[TheDubPiper]

was in a band called GalaticticFuckups, we were like panic! at the disco but with metal

[jackbh1994]

Oasis v2

[MrRandomgummybears]

I Was In the Band Called the Dismay And we Played Post Hardcore

[melissajeanxo]

i never understand why they don't just take the cocaine out of the bag, or open the bag & dump it out the window. i'd rather lose my drugs in the air than lose them from getting arrested; DUH.

[Zaidr0n]

TBWTFIG = the band who think fluffee is god. and we would sing songs about how awesome fluffee is.

[sicroyalty]

Littering and... Littering and... Littering and... Littering and... Littering and... Littering and... smoking the reefer.

[IBUCKONTV3]

@MrUnacy you can BYE them don't steal!

[obamasuck566]

Papa Douche and normal rock (making fun of Papa roach) and our first song would be to be a douche (to be loved)

[TheRussell166]

i'm in a band and it's called Dark Heart Rockers (Still working on it)

[adammitchem]

flufee im gonna end up stealing your awesome flufee hat i love it lol

[MrUnacy]

urg! i'm watchinf fluffee instead or doing homework!!! stop being so funny and awesome!!! urg!!!

[mariokilledpikachu]

I created a band called "MArio killed pikachu" and its "nintendocore" Nintendo music with hardcore drums and guitar!! Do I win? Rofl =D <3

[allthebrokenstrings]

@mariokilledpikachu You.Are.Made.Of.AWESOME!

[mariokilledpikachu]

@allthebrokenstrings =D

[mariokilledpikachu]

take your kid to work day!!!!!

[destroymyEpets]

lolokoolloollol

[Silentplaya9]

hahahaha idiot drug dealer  --- Sent From FLuffeeTalks's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[blazer3800]

how bout a nice cup of shut the %@#$ up

[ihavedarkcharm]

lol you look like you are high all the fucking time XD

[DaddyFatSzack]

If the cop pulled him over for a minor traffic violation, why didnt he just put the cocaine somewhere the cop wouldnt suspect? Like inside the babys clothes perhaps?! But then again he prob didnt know he was only getting pulled over for crossing the yellow line

[mcluuvnnn]

What kind of cop pulls someone over for going over a yellow line??

[HMBorns]

my mom did drugs when i was little ad she took me to a the projects and i remeber it was like 4 in the mornin and it was a drug deal! not a good life.....

[harrisonisgay1]

Your just like my cousin

[asdasdasd123ify]

I would name it fuck it smoke weed n sing nothing but weed songs

[IGotAPagina]

"Suits and Ladders" (Plays punk.)

[mjfsuperstar92]

My band would be called "Tainted Blood" and we'd be a rock/ metal band :D

[GingerNoSoul98]

I think you should talk about a fat man that will rape a dead chicken. lol Wouldn't that be funny it ever happened!?!

[OMNISLASHER1000]

Ask my dealer about the quality of his weed.

[QueenBeeBeeMarie]

Dude,the Dad looks so far gone in the picture..

[Niceguysky420]

One time i was buying weed and the dude walks out to the car with a baby on his hip. Also, my main dealer has a 5 year old son that rides with him when he delivers

[kristajoesgirl]

lol your so funny

[rickmcmaster1]

bryant gumble and the donkey show post hardcore

[GreendayversusU2]

Id make a band called the sissy peaches and than play death metal.

[lazyguy170]

what's your real name fluffee

[WhoElseButMilo]

@lazyguy170 Allen (His friends say it in an MK vid and make jokes about his viewers finding out his real name)

[waterproofcat1]

I can't give it away

[stuffedpokemon1]

i wonder where he gets his ideas? what if his mind exploded and out came these random hilarious thoughts? or we could all drown in his vivid imagination? if i had a band i would name it: THIS BAND SUCKS:

[durfy78611]

I like how at 2:15 he belches.... I LMFAO'd

[MANIACxMODZ]

My band name would be Choking on Things. and our first song would be "Let Me See Your Dick Swing" parody of let me see your hips swing!

[ChrissyonBoard2424]

i make stoner music, check me out nice vid, i make stoner music check me out /watch?v=eXqVieNeIGw&feature=r­­elated

[Bikergirl51]

id call my band random music

[ameliadegroot]

I'd call my band Rambus DRAM.

[123FishCrazy]

Awesome shirt man. XP

[LightboxGaming]

Fluffee is always high.

[epiccchipley]

Fluffee Zombies

We'd play banjos and fiddles and occarinas and drums and airhorns and decapitated cops. Cuz we badass. Every song would be dedicated to you. And it be extra epic cuz we'd be stoned :D hehe we'd = weed

[xPr0ExP]

The Bellends n we wud only use the banjo and a witches tit

[dreamcatcher739]

you are fuct i like yore hat did he rilry shot the roof.

[ZACY29]

A.E.O.N.

Arse, End, Of, Nowhere

Probobly some Punk/ stoner rock

[lemonadegoespopp]

Take this.

[OnePieceGirl17]

"Take your kid to work day"

X'D

[russelsmithjackson]

Haha I fuckin love ur vids man

[Skyler338]

30 second commercial that i cant avoid watching = me turning off the video and not watching it. Fuck off youtube.

[whitefangzz]

Goat ticklers.. and we would rap to teh extreme

[Diamondgrl2007]

Wet Dirt or Twisted SOB's

Rock but in the sound of 80s Rock though

[jessethevlogger]

my band name would be ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) and we would play whatever type of music nyan cat is

[SuperBlossom812]

Haha I snorted cocaine in geometry today! That was the best time today! It was me my friend (girl) and my two guy friends just snorting an they were all ametuers and they thought I couldn't do it then I showed them! They saw the rod I was going to snort and they all were like you can't snort that and then I did and they all laughed cuz it just disappeared when they got done saying that!

[weatherman1233]

@SuperBlossom812 dude you are so tight!!!!

[MrDeadlyPie]

@SuperBlossom812 You sir, are a fucking dumbass. We don't give a shit if you snorted cocaine or not, its your life that your fucking up, not ours.

[SuperBlossom812]

@MrDeadlyPie If you dont give a shit than dont reply! it is easy as 1, 2, 3! seriously it is my life i can mess it up and not have you there to help! Oh yeah and then i can learn from it and never do it again! so seriously it is you life, so go fuck it!

[MrDeadlyPie]

@SuperBlossom812 I wouldn't have replied if you didn't post that stupid ass comment. Like really? What will posting that on youtube do? Just go die please. Okay bye.

[MyTechnicolourYawn]

@SuperBlossom812 Didn't sound like you'd learnt from it, and seriously, during school? It sounds like you'd just been trying to impress your friends, you sad, sad girl.

[AnImmortalEra]

My band's name would be called "Black People" The kind of music we would play is Hardcore Trance Electronica

[KevBob777]

This title is misleading

[ClicheRomanceband]

They throw the cocaine out the window, if it's scatted without packaging. They can't collect it all, thus have no proof and can't charge them with the same amount he originally had

[beowulf752]

Fecalized Rectal Sperm Spewage, We'd play christian rock.

[beautyworld11]

fuckmetillibleed

we would sing church songs

[49mdog]

1st comment chose my other comment

[itoescobar]

You look like u been snorting some of that coke

[mickyfrombybh]

i am in a band haha its called kingdom of ravens, we play metal and shit haha

[Lozza96100]

It's gonna fly oot the window :)

[iloveyou19katy]

hahaha you NEED to be a proffessional comedian!!

[perfectblackdot]

Bending Over, so i can say: hi, we're Bending Over.

[2rocknrollsellmysoul]

electro-screamo or punk

[TheExplosiveCookiez]

Your Eyes are Glassy as MuthaFucker

[roseviolette85]

ok I have to ask. what is your zodiac sign?

[Kiffybubbles33]

Coat hanger and a shop vac, and we would play classical music.

[Snow0282]

I'd name them what it says on Fluffe's shirt

[BabeyBrinny]

Juzt Rock, Yeah! <3

[cactusross]

In solviet russia drugs throw you out of window

[TheSimpleNow]

@cactusross No, that already happens out of soviet russia.

[M4ST3RL1NKX88]

@cactusross

dude i think thats about to happen

[MNKYER]

@cactusross STFU learn how to spell before you use overused jokes like that

[cactusross]

@MNKYER IT WAS LATE AT NIGHT AND I WAS ALMOAST ASLEEP

[jihadthat777]

@cactusross in soviet russia nobody does drugs they do vodka

[KangarooSaysMeow]

The Lithuanian Zombie Mermaids. We'd play... I don't know... Polka Music? And scare the crap out of teenagers, because most of them have a phobia of polka music. We'd also wear unwashed lederhosen every day for the rest of our lives...

[erikaswinson]

band name: inebriated penis

we wouldn't play music, just sit around and try much too hard to look cool...

[ignas1130]

Make a band named Rock 'n' roll

Play rap music

[AndrewTheHacker911]

@ignas1130 Epic Trolls

[Swimswimswim99]

Rage Against the Fluffee Machine.

[TAYSHELLA]

lolzzzz my powdered doughnuts hehehehe

[asdf568]

Also, what ads? use adblock.

[asdf568]

The Talking FLuffees. (Raggae)

[MonsterMENergy]

band name:unborn fetus  first album: rubber bummer

[Sergio91564]

the wankers....we would just start to jack off....

[hellswings]

question, where exactly do u find these stories? there all very ridiculous

[TANKVC]

the lead zeplins

[jerzeezfinezt]

fuck the world - hip hop/rap/r&b

[littlemoocowmedow]

Band name: smashin ovaries

MUsic: jesus songs, of course.

[lobster272]

Band name: Sexy Grandpa Time

Genre: Brostep

[Meixafuhellzman2]

BAND NAME!? HARDCORE LORE! (without the exclamation mark and capitol letters... OK maybe capitol letters)

GENRE!? MEDIEVAL METAL!!

That's right haters, I'd start something new...

[nitrojoe9]

western hippie coalition. we would play heavy metal

[MasterJediKyleKatarn]

Band name: Batshit Crazy

Genre: Punk or Techno.

[wilproz]

Porn names, we'd be power pop and our songs would be about how the government is using all these types of conspiracies to keep us away from the truth. or about weed... whichevers easier...

[LuigiLadz]

My band would be called LOVEY DUCKLING and would play DEAT METAL!!

[summerfest1mike]

shut down google and facebook

[nonamejoe56]

yes! i want your shirt!!

[MetalMike558]

Band name: WTF!?!?

Genre: Death Metal/Screamo

Song Topics: Doing Your Homework and Cleaning Your Room

[RoXtAr1998]

I would name my band balls of steel and we'd kick peoples balls and record the moans and make it into a song.

[kintarben]

i would cut my balls off, become dyslexic, and call myself Bustin Jeiber

[bobwasherenotthere]

Id play sissy music and call my band white toed beans

[TheRasdesTv]

the poopoo forever band and i would play poopoo songs forever

[MrRed787878]

love that shirt

[akghicjfh]

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[YeahBuddy2020]

You look high as hell in this video . 

[o00JONESY00o]

Doc. Martin's Abortion Clinic.

[xXTwoTimesXx]

where can i get your shirt?

[XboxProdigy1]

I want that shirt so bad

[ilikemusic5440]

how bout a nice cup of $hut the f*ck up. we'd play fluffees theme song. itd be our only song. we'd suck.

[Bakemono121]

its so easy to judge parents huh??? even when ur not a parent . . .

[xXBOTDFLOVERRXx]

What flew out of my window?,A powdered donut?

[bigninja27]

Dude you look high as fuck

[xPandaSwagger]

You look rather un-proportionate in this video.

[buttpenis1996]

My band would be hugh g. rection and the boners... we would play... boner music

[1xxxAMPxxx1]

My band would be called Llama Wonder. We would play...Emo Jazz

[IheartcodysimpsonXD]

i kept repeating 0:41 to 0:45

[phantomdweller943]

FLuffees views and likes are decreasing :0

[Thespyglassgamer]

Does it matter no one would listen to my shitty music anyway.

[topdawg567]

Well said. People are so stupid.

[HardcorePunkmusic29]

Lost Angels of Eden Alternative/Punk/Rock

[Rap2TheMax16]

Van Hickey - ROCK

[madalinexoxo]

A prostitute band. Called the Bushwackers. We'd play terrible music but it wouldnt matter. Cause you know... prostitutes ^-^

[arcadianskies77]

Fluffy that burp that tried to interrupt your sentence stood no chance I'm glad you didn't miss a beat there. Smoke em if you got em.

[jeffhardyrocks121]

I would be the instrument.. I'd be a trombone and girls would be blowing me to make music and my name is gonna be The Tramboners!

[kingpolaris]

lol i lvoe people who try to ditch the evidence

[SumLuxDeus]

trolololololololololololololol­ololololo

[resurgam44]

We would be called "Flaming Scrotum", and we'd play nothing but Aqua covers, just to bugger with people's heads.

[thezoider049820]

cherry gumdrop and they would play hard core deathmetal

[oweltech]

DICKSANDWITCH

[LifeWeAsHoped]

I'm going to McDonald's...when I get back thisbetter be a top comment.

[XxReflexNinja69]

@LifeWeAsHoped grab me milkshake :D

[Ry4nHatesIlluminati]

@LifeWeAsHoped

roses are Red

violets are blue

nice copy and paste button

So fuck you .

[LifeWeAsHoped]

@Ry4nHatesIlluminati Fuck you. It was a joke, asshole.

[garrettdw2]

@Ry4nHatesIlluminati

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Your Mom is a slut,

So fuck you too. <3

[TheSnazzyX3]

@garrettdw2

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Shut the fuck up, poetry is gay.

Stop defending vote whores.

[IGlompedYew]

@TheSnazzyX3 Sir, That didn't rhyme,

and those poems are suppose to,

fighting is pointless though,

do you see how I'm typing?

It is poetry as well.

c:

[TheSnazzyX3]

@IGlompedYew

I was not attempting to create poetry.

[IGlompedYew]

@TheSnazzyX3 Then why say it like poetry? Ey? If you don't want to create poetry, don't use it's format. Make complete sentences and be a grown up. Thank you.

[TheSnazzyX3]

@IGlompedYew

You obviously don't understand the concept of jokes.

[IGlompedYew]

@TheSnazzyX3 Do you? I had a smiling emoticon. I was perfectly civilizied. So, shut it. c: I do understand jokes, I'm quite hilarious, if you must know. Thanks (:

[Ry4nHatesIlluminati]

@garrettdw2

touche', my old friend , touche' indeed . <3

[garrettdw2]

@Ry4nHatesIlluminati xD Oh yesh.

[Ry4nHatesIlluminati]

@garrettdw2

You're funny ! No joke !

[garrettdw2]

@Ry4nHatesIlluminati Lol. x) I've done funnier things. ;D

[Ry4nHatesIlluminati]

@garrettdw2

Im sure you have !

[yugioh5222]

sex monkey is nem of the band every can of song