Chicken Monkey Duck

[TheCoole99]

Wow, so my friend sent this to me. I clicked on it thinking it was some funny song. I was right.

[Swenglish]

I'd love to know if there's a logical/mathematical pattern behind the order of chickens, monkeys and ducks, or if there's any other reason why they're in this specific order. I'm wondering this because it's mind-boggling to me that Phirman can do this song live, and it seems like it'd be harder to memorize if the order is completely arbitrary, while if it's not arbitrary, it's impressive for other reasons.

[Trooper1799]

Yayyyuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy eat lead77

[Magnamon999]

I cant get it out of my head! O_o

[Yonathanthiberge]

thumbs up if pointlesssites brought you here.

[Keyaaaah]

Goose.



[JKracka]

Omfg this is now my life!

[JacksonEbert]

woah dude

[AMPnycAnimation]

I swear he said "chicken monkey butt" at one point in there

[TheCocotoo]

That was one good sandwich

[supertwinkie121]

my life is now complete......

[TheSantana289]

I like the part when he said Chicken Monkey Duck.

[shelliecrane]

Chicken police

[hazzwku44]

THAT IS WHAT I AM DEDICATING MY LIFE TO!!

[muitikiller]

LMFAO!!!

[janetsteichen]

chicken monkey wtf

[hiltonblondie98]

waab 1:07

[americangirlKandG]

Awesome song

[XaMitV]

Oh my god, that was the most retarded thing I have ever heard. WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH!?

[oatmealninja123]

The guy who sings is my teachers bro in law and the reason u got sent here frum katy perry is becuz he sang the song 4 her bday!

[211nate]

A video seems incomplete without a top comment

hmm

(takes a deap breath)

BOOBIESSS!!!!! ( . ) ( . ) :D

[kittykattyler]

Good song

[Midyxo7]

omg me and my freinds l0ve this song

[Shadowwind5]

Pointless sites brought me here

[FishingBAM86]

Goose



[boombastic333666]

............ i just dont know

[mikbrand1088]

I have Memorized The Lyrics now follow along now...

[PrimeOrderAnvilmar]

lolololololol

[MrCommentRates]

@Pointless Sites , I can see the point in this, Derp

[billywilly2nd]

@bphirm I was just remembering after I posted, I saw you in Class couple of days ago

[Alldaykade28471]

Thumbs up if a Chicken, Monkey, or Duck sent you here! :D P.S. Or a Goose...

[alibianne]

This is my little sisters favorite song right now!



[billywilly2nd]

My Teacher's Husband made this song... He performed at Katy Parry's Birthday.

[bphirm]

@billywilly2nd----are you sure it wasn't your teacher's Brother-in-law?

[123ilovevampires]

When I have kids, this is how I will teach them what chickens, monkeys, and ducks are!

[jacobtakeo]

funky ass beat

[TheCookieMonkey]

Wish I could say that -.-

[PrincessItchyFoot]

I LOVE THIS SONG LOL so do my kids

[mrzackamaniac]

this is my life's theme song

[CalistaCaleidoscope]

YEEEES!!

[Nztektonik]

lol this guy had problems finding lyrics for his song lool

[cmurcubs]

i liked the part with the chicken monkey and duck

[Kolonol1]

was thinking about gooses....

[DAVEALLTHAT]

i love this song(:

[Nick29917]

Like if you were thinking about Chicken's, Monkey's, and Duck's

[NAAMxLOOS]

@Nick29917 Chicken is, Monkey is and Duck is??

[boboe223]

Nerdists unite.

[Devon2000100]

like if Mr.Henry sent you here :P

[funcrazygirl12]

like if mr. Morton brought you here!

[StoneHeart15]

How many times did you mess up? I tried to sing this and i messed up so much. I love this song I downloaded it on my mp3, make more song please!

[heathovc]

thats not a duck....or a chicken.

[TheSmokysam]

my music teacher showed me this lol

[jemiiekiddo]

i.have.a.had.time.singing.alon­g.

[00doowi]

GOOSE!

[00doowi]

0:49 DUCK!!!!

[aaronlloydprice]

im sad to say i didn't get this from pointless sites xD



[NorteRed206]

get it on itunes? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha........hahaha :P

[HaloKittycat3]

who was tht chick at 1:07?

[15kuki]

I like the back to the future scene the best!

[cnb614123]

83 people lost their socks

[happybouncy8]

I can never look at the word chicken again....

ONE MORE TIME!!

[HaloKittycat3]

thumps up for back to the future

[XxDylan0603Xx]

1:07 duck??

[tehooper]

@XxDylan0603Xx Duck lips.

[MasterzInGrime]

Thumbs up if Katy Perry sent you here!

[IaMAurie]

@MasterzInGrime How did Katy Perry send you here..?

[MasterzInGrime]

@IaMAurie she tweeted it

[Saw2357]

your my eyes goose

[cnb614123]

This was the best song I ever heard.

[lilaznhermkid]

He's good!

[boboe223]

nerdist!!!



[ReconciledSinner]

... Weird song.

[XxBubbleBearXx]

Lol what a weird songgg... :D

[negative1up]

I like the part where he went chicken monkey duck

[skittlesRawsum]

WTF? Haha weird...

[skittlesRawsum]

Wow...

[ijustwonderif]

I heard this so many times on Kids Place Live!!! Hilarious!!

[siriusblac14]

Wait, what Is this song called?? ;)

[NASCAR24bob]

I heard this on nascar radio's morning drive

[omarascha]

i wanna make this my ringtone

[WeeJamonP2]

I know The words up to 0:38

[MissDarkArtist]

Anyone who looked this up because of w00tstock, thumbs up!

[EvilKittyKat500]

This song makes me feel high, when i listen to it i piss myself laughing.

[simplyjayyy]

Retarded lol

[tabbytea9]

78 people dont like chickens, monkeys, or ducks.

[hannyl28]

i just renamed some animals... LOL

[compmaster9]

all u understoud was qwertouifkhjrkfvhkdsnfbekjghfh­vektkhghrwlhrjhwsekljh......to­o fast for me

[FRAZELMINTASTIC]

MARTY MCFLY!!!

[thykin05]

who's experiencing Last Song Syndrome now after listening to this song?

[WhitNerd95]

That's a long description LOL :p

[oolala64]

1:05 LMAO!!!

[hackerdad]

I liked the part where he said "chicken."

[404ThisChannel]

The douche who said moose :/

[eriin29]

This song will be preformed at my wedding and my funeral .... I swear it.

[eriin29]

This song will be preformed at my wedding and my funeral .... I swear it.

[LISAL612]

@eriin29 thats so funny! ME tooo!!!!

[kittykattysarah]

:D

[kittykattysarah]

wait, what are the words to the song?

[sarahthesalmon]

pointlesssites sent me here.

[awesomeface501]

@sarahthesalmon ME TOO

[Piper5403]

My son loves this song and we have fun being silly to it.

[FeatherLuv100]

i luv this soooooo much idk why but its catchy and i hope they made it into a ringtone too. My brothers friends showed me this and it been stuck in my head ever since.

[skolarxxx]

seeing Mike perform this live is hilarious

[squareRooting]

Thumbs up if Pointlessites sent you here

[dawgmeista]

Exerytime i try singing it, i get tongue tied and say monkeydick. From this day forth, i proclaim monkeydick to be the new F-word. And by F-word, i mean Fuck. There, i said it. Monkeydick.

[micswift303]

@HISmelody31 thats what she said lol

[MrTaxfrog]

OMG LOL@Marty McFly! GENIUS!

[XSkulletteStylezX]

RANDOM *o*

[pr123456789100]

this song fucking succkkkkks , you peolple need a life

[TheMiriamele]

haha I LOVE the Back to the Future and Top Gun references. hah

[kookerama]

pointlessness is hilarity.

[themariofan789]

lol @ 0:54

[progamergal]

I want this played at my funeral.

[treeclimber1797]

lol people this is almost as bad as the badger song..

[JMM316]

What in the bleeding hell was that? Someone get me a fucking time machine so I can get my minute and twenty seconds of friggin' life back.

[arwin45]

pointlesssites

[moah56]

lol 0:33



[SprinkleThatOnMe]

Whoz da girl :42 ????

[SprinkleThatOnMe]

My friend hunter memorized this entire song XD

[Ilikebenwolf]

1:04, who's the girl?

[jennysgp92]

oh come on its so stupid its funny....

[barterer124]

i thought this was a video of a chiken monkey and duck combined T_T

[MisterGacko]

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duckduckduckduckduckduckduck Goose

[migeme10]

Funy thing is,

This guy is related to my teacher.

[MrMonkeymonster]

@migeme10 Seriously?!?!?

[TheStijno14]

garfield is een kanker homo

[TheStijno14]

best part was duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck



[Helmetbud]

If you hit 3, 2, 9, he actually says chicken monkey duck.

[progamergal]

73 people are geese

[oolala64]

chicken chicken GOOSE

[wackyjabber]

FINALLY! A song about Floyd Mayweather Jr.

[ElizabethhValentine]

GOOSE O.o

[HikaruSen666]

My music teacher's daughter's friend was the one who made this video.

[93fama]

HAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS SO FUNNY WHEN YOU'RE STONED.

[MrRubberduckzilla]

@93fama

You cannot get stoned from cal-pol so put it back in the cupboard and get back to Justin Beiber bedroom

[JaeStarrTV]

I can't believe theres someone who knows these lyrics

[LauraandShay620]

OMG stop at 1:10 adorable monkey sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooo cuteeee 

[KatieTheCoolNerd]

OMG LOL WTH??!! xD

[Lumorei]

10 Bucks says this guy had trouble thinking of lyrics.

[spicyxlilxman]

@Lumorei nope! ever heard his other stuff?

[jswilly12]

@Lumorei BUCKS good one. Get it chickens say BUCK BUCK BUCK.

[Shassouneh]

@Lumorei

Or was just smoking some good weed ;-)

[olls619]

i like it when it zooms in on duck and goes doo doo dooooo.

[Holsworthy100]

i almost know it off by heart!!!!!!!!!!

[TheRydog100]

Thumbs up if you sang along! (Or at least tried to)

:)

[IAmAStormtrooperX9]

three words: LOL

[Azizakelly]

I'd say Jenna Jameson is more monkey than duck.

[necessarysufficient]

Certainly some similarities, including the occasional non-animal puns, but much more happening in the Tropfest winner. Still Phirman its fun - you will get some hits from people like me after the smh article today - plagiarism? - not, not, not, not, not, not, EEEEL

[Holsworthy100]

so very hard to keep up

[cubanbwhitby]

should have entered in the 2011 TROPFEST. could have won!!

[FSU307]

this was pointless and waste of time... still it was somehow awesome and funny . The Back to the Future II part was especially awesome

[CrimsoNShadovv]

@FSU307 The joke is that most people aren't impressed when they hear someone is a comedy singer cause apparently it's so easy and you just have to put chicken, monkey, duck in a song.

So he made this as a joke.

[Swenglish]

@CrimsoNShadovv There's also the pure show-off value of having this entire song memorized (which he proves by having this video without yrics play while performing it). I wonder what the trick is. There must be some sort of insane logic to the sequences of chickens, monkeys and ducks. Or maybe he just has an amazing memory, which I suppose is likely considering "Pi" by Hard 'N Phirm.

[Alicynx]

a chimp and an orangutan are not monkeys.

[AngelusDlion]

Very nice use of the BTTF clip there.

[Klar1net]

I don't think "monkey" is a word anymore...

[TheRealFailor]

:D

[Justinerapesyou]

27 seconds in theres a chicken with really cool eyes

[Cutiepie1839]

Its really hard to learn this song :$

[HISmelody31]

Woah! That's a mouthful. lol

[themariofan789]

@jjninja3 you know what? she lied

[XxCooKiExMoNsTaaxX]

@HISmelody31 thats what she said

[WeeJamonP2]

@XxCooKiExMoNsTaaxX Shut Up because that's what u wanted to say

[compmaster9]

@HISmelody31 THATS WHAT SHE SAID....LOL



[wertyduke905]

.... I want to memorize this...

[xPr3sTiiGeX]

Whose the person at 1:05 ?

[MikeJRodden]

@xPr3sTiiGeX Jenna Jameson

[xPr3sTiiGeX]

@MikeJRodden Thanks.

[IzziMitchell]

I was searching chicken monkey and this came on :L

[PaddyMotion]

@IzziMitchell i swear to god thats what searched too lol

[checka01121991]

Niceee vid :))

[evamusicbomb]

wtf

[bagelkirby888]

hey is there a pattern in the lyrics?

i've tried this song HEAPS of times and i always end up going like 'BLAH!!'

[vdubluv19]

potentially the most random video i've seen in a while haha good times though

[tastezlikechicken]

best song EVER!!!!!!!!

[clonetrooper811]

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[spelta83]

Nobody calls me chicken!

[LENTHEAWESOME]

dont pause at 0:34 ... there is a monkey showing his "duck" =)

[daniel93ss]

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