Robin Williams - Live at The Met - Guns, God, and Fish

[d3ath2l33t]

10 bucks he was fucking high while he did this

[Jkilla331]

@d3ath2l33t watch more of his stand ups it'll make wonder if there's a show where he's not high :)

[KerianH]

The 46 people who disliked are the few actual hunters who do drink and hunt...rofl.

[lencHaBR]

this is hilaaarious!

[tagg580]

Yea that looks like a deer.......tchu tchu...a shit sorry bob. Favorite part :-D

[masterDevis]

2:19 "We're Americans, we're a simple people. But if you piss us off, we'll bomb your cities!" XD I love that quote!

We'll do more than bomb your cities, WE'LL BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR WHOLE COUNTRY!!!!!!! XD

[GothGaara92]

"I built this cruise missile to stop these kids from playing ZZ top" XD

I heard ZZ Top songs on the radio today and this immediately came to mind :D

[JennSCHWA]

he is amazing.

[Revolutionary1989]

1:36 Every time I watch the beginning of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, where the British officers are yelling STOP! after the tank, I think of this! :)

[bluez4soul]

0:44 Whoa he totally predicted Cheney

[masterDevis]

@bluez4soul lmao! damn right he did!

[batman300102]

stop or ill say stop again xD

[typacsk]

@batman300102 Yeah, that shit ain't funny anymore.

Well, it is, but for a different reason.

[TennisUK11]

I feel exhausted watching him! Genius, pure bloody genius

[EminemFan202]

YOU'RE WONTON!!!!

[Madara757]

Survey Says, *bullet sounds*

50% dead!!!! :D

[ctp3233]

33 deer wear bulletproof vests

[TheDragunov89]

44 people armed bears

[Rasberrygum8]

I've got some two headed babies to show yo ass! lol :P

[batman300102]

u have the right to bare arms and arm bears lol

[batman300102]

deer says im ready for ur ass

road worriors on the highway lol

old lady says make my day lol

[fearguyQ]

SO MUCH ENERGY!!

[lambotama]

We're Americans, we're simple people. but if you piss us off, we'll bomb your cities. =)

[lazer171933]

stop! or l'll say stop again! lol xD

[FoolishTriplets]

dear 43 ppl,

*shotgun* i'm ready fo yo ass!

[billybob1121]

Who owns copyright for this video?



[AdiViv95]

But its true tho.... some day gods just gonna take the earth, put it in a blender, and give it to one of his baby angels....just not Satan.

[TheSariyanta]

STOP!! or I'll say Stop again!!

[harrypalms1112]

25 years and we're still talking about the same shit.

[CptKrnch]

@harrypalms1112 Thats because nothings changed.

[c15konker]

so many different voices lol 

[marek0086]

"I want to talk to anybody from Dow-chemical... ANYBODY!"

HAHA!

[kellen321]

' I'm ready for yo ass'

best line !

[Rachulie]

watch this high

[Indyla96]

lol I´m rady for your ass/ stop, or stop again/ make my day/ kkkk and the painfully true part: don´t piss us off or we´ll bomb your city

[BranHudMapTV]

i felt like a lightening bolt hit the tip of my penis!

[OhDatFilipinoKid]

You have the right to bear arms or the right to arm bears whatever the hell ya wanna do!

HAHA!

[rocknrollrebel80]

o shit sorry bob

[viewtifulblader]

The 42 people who dislike the vid are the deer with bullet proof vest.

[airsoft4ever]

@viewtifulblader Lol this makes literally no sense.

[cars300sl]

its the morning

[777mhd777]

ooooh I feel dizzy !!!

[iuhuh10110]

he has good composure for someone who snorts so much cocaine.

[Polyfusia]

On paper, most of Robin Williams material isn't even necessarily funny, but it's his delivery that is genuinely genius. Probably the most unique voice in Stand Up comedy. He's one of those people like Jim Carrey who was hit with some kind of genetic lightning bolt from birth that made him compulsively and constantly joke and do outrageous mile-a-minute impressions.

[beautifulsarah100]

@Polyfusia Excellent point. Give Robin's transcript to anybody else and they'll be booed off the stage. People will go, "What the fuck is this guy talking about? He sucks!" It's the MAGIC Robin brings to his act that makes it the best stand up in the world. So people go, "What the fuck is this guy talking about?  He fucking RULES!"

[ThRealityDysfunction]

Did ya notice not many laught at the A-bomb joke.

[stapleboy7]

Haha " Jesus Christ loves you if you send your money... Oh! hes here? Thank You good night"

[racefan32]

1:59 "Look Ellen a slow Chinese driver"

I don't care who you are. That's funny right there.

[LOLIG99]

holy crap he looks like Youp van 't Hek here, also a good comedian XD

laughed my ass off

[APrime25]

The fish mad at Dow chemical was awesome!!!

[yugiohk8000]

*Copies random quotes from the video. Gets massive thumbs ups.*

[flagnar]

41 people should stop... or I'll say stop again!

[richardwha]

Look, Helen, it's a slow Chinese driver.

[Wildgrrrl1990]

HE IS THE BEST

[Meighan618]

"STOP!.... Or I'll say stop again..."

[AxisOfEternity]

hahahaa oh this is one of the funniest stand up comedy bits ever!!

[botaki21]

I gave you a nice planet and you fucked it up

[alexm5488]

I'm ready for yo ass!

[nordicberserk]

"yea, looks like a dear..." *SHOOTS* ""oh shit, sorry bob"

CLASSIC!!!

[NickRoman]

@nordicberserk Oh yeah, just the VP a few years back, eh?

[nordicberserk]

@NickRoman yup.

Second best is; "teh right to bear arm or the right to arm bears"

[puremongrel]

Its the times but i didnt like it but the new robin in 2007 is the best....cant wait until 2010 new show.... thanks robin in australia.

[LukaRaPtoR]

For me I always grew up with films like flubber, jumanji, Mrs Doubtfire, Bicentinial Man, Jack etc etc so I always think of Robin Williams as an actor. I forget just how funny this guy is. I mean really, he's probably the funniest stand up ever. Even to watch an interview of him is a treat. He just seems so spontanius and clever. Living Legend.

[RockManAU]

So Funny and yet so Clever!

Jesus: I gave ya a nice planet and ya fucked it up!

5000 pound Trout crawling out of the Hudson River: I wanna speak to the Chemical Company!!!

hehehe Thanks for posting and

Nice work Robin!

[Bahatmogan]

I will compare and contrast jesus and spiderman. LOL

[benthemiester]

Most of this genius performance is ad lib.

[lantheman1]

nice people!

[zakhiamansour]

funny as shit man.. funny as shit.. master of the 80's

[bigbawser]

a natural comic. Uunsurpassed

[shadow92000]

who does he say jesus is gonna look like? i cant hear what he says:P

[fahsholtz]

@shadow92000 Charles bronson

[skiaspenboy]

@shadow92000 Ted Nugent

[AMVDialupDiaries]

I wonder where I can download this standup special. I got his Broadway one...

[Hazeon23]

used to worship the cassette version of this performance, always imagining his gestures. had no idea how much was edited out of it until now XD

[SgtSteel1]

......How many Deer wear a bullet proof vest? Is there one big Deer going "I'm ready for your ass" I've got a Human Call !!

LMFAO.

[Ecofreak96]

It's like the American Billy Connolly, almost. Really close!!!

Stop or I'll say Stop again.

[luedriver]

LET HIM CONTINUE....

[happy7117]

Some people say I'm a ton like Robin and I can see why-- watching this stuff so many times it starts to make you go wicked funny just like him!

[SpencerStrike]

LMAO The Mansons v. The Hinkleys

[acdc1132]

off the wall an evening with robin williams an evening at the met live on broadway wosd all of robins hbo specials

[D119heavy]

mmmm that's good classic racism

hahah dont think hed do that complete chinese bit today

[LadyScorpio39]

robin was sooooo gorgeous in the 80's!!!

[LinnaieOlson]

that looks like a bear.....oops .....sorry bob lol

[rogueshdw]

HOW MANY DEER WEAR BULLET PROOF VESTS?! haha

[okerbaka]

i gave you a nice planet and you fvcked it up xD

[hatstalker]

IN england its stop or have the shit beaten out of you and mace.

[jonesgerard]

not funny, just another manic addict.

[No1HarryFan]

Such a great comedian! I can't find a region 2 DVD of this anywhere. Does anybody know anywhere where it's available?

[sotefb]

@No1HarryFan play.com

[197Jin]

@No1HarryFan hey man, if you ever find ANY dvd of this, could you let me know too? I've been looking for this one for a while, all I seem to find on Amazon is VHS.

[acdc1132]

@197Jin its only on vhs trust me it took me a year to find this and eddie murphy RAW

[197Jin]

@acdc1132 aw man, that sucks. oh well.. thanks for the heads up.

[FoGGeRdk]

He was right though. America did go to hell!

those fuckers are lucky they got obama. he is a good man

[JesseLC18]

look Ellen a slow chinese driver

[ThumbsTheGamer]

" I'm ready for yo ass " LMAO

[hellsingfan89]

Robin williams is one of the best comedians out there.

I can't help but picture the genie from aladdin doing his jokes which makes it funnier.

[Xigano1]

LOL, the 5000 pound trout sounds like Stallone :)

[Ox141]

LETS PARTY! lol, love the part about the hunters

[Scope1468]

absolutely fantastic robin williams one of the best of all time in every aspect of entertainement

[ktm133]

i gave you a nice planet and you fucked it up *epic!* XD

[darkastonvillafan]

The coke must have been good that night.

[preretired]

premium stuff no joke

[thedanwind]

"Gonna be GODDAMN pissed off" :)

[ThomasJeffersonIV]

lol I did, I love Road Warrior.

[ShykinArcana]

No one got the road warrior joke until he explained it lol

[xtracheeez]

MAKE MY DAY

[Madara757]

he is so fucking hilarious. we have the right to bare arms or the right to arm bears whatever you wanna do :P

[perkin158]

Stop!.... or else I'll say... Stop!

[sprague1337]

truly the best actor/comedian ever

[yooyaa]

George carlin will remain the best comedian ever

[Arkduune]

Agreed, along with Bill Hicks, Bill Cosby, Richard Pryor and Billy Connolly.

[internalpeaceseeker]

@Arkduune

bill cosby, wow i've not heard that name in centuries, days of our youth seem so faraway

[yooyaa]

this guy is one of the best,, don't u motherfuckers ever forget the best : George Carlin

[calbo555]

@yooyaa and billy connolly robin loved billy

[SpringChatty]

lol love the part about Jerry Falwell, he needs to go afer Pat Robertson too. :O)

[rgruber88]

Verry funny. Thanks for posting.

[Grinch33193]

NO! I got a flamefrower in the trunk, your wanton!

[moochie987]

he is funny my fav to watch.

[mdc2296]

"We're americans, but if you piss us off, we'll bomb your cities" i thought it was funny but i also thought he was pushin it a little bit

[TimBurtonNightmare]

The truth is funny.

[forscribble]

im redy fo yo as

[BrittneyNikki]

you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears.

lol!!!!!!!!!

[Mereaper666]

haahahahahaha fuck he's funny, one of the best comedians out there :D

[XcaptainXobliviousX]

one of the best, indeed, and certainly THE BEST improv comic ever.

[LiorPotolsky]

@Mereaper666 he's not one of the best,he is the best comedian ever was and ever will be!! he's fucking insane,he can keep going for hours..

[fortmansuper]

@Mereaper666 Hes not one of the best he is the best from my opinion

[ShykinArcana]

No one got road warrior until he explained it :/

[jamesff151]

STOP....OR I'LL SAY STOP AGAIN..

[MultiReaperman]

@jamesff151 its more like stop or i taze/pepper spray you

[callitacomeb10106]

@MultiReaperman NO IT ISNT D:

[RuniToconillo]

He's good ... real good...

[Idolcruisefix]

gun rights restricted makes crime go up, and as far as owning guns goes... consider this, slaves don't own guns for a reason, right?

[xxrawr22xx]

Yep, because they have no rights? Lol.

[Idolcruisefix]

also, they are not allowed to protect themselves as a real person, because they are considered less then that.

[Aheadstix85]

@Idolcruisefix No in England you piss someone off there none of this rip out an uzzi shit!, they just get the local skin head gang to boot bash your arse!,

[sopretentious]

"Stop, or I'll say stop again". I am 100% Robin likes Monty Python.

[AlekSensej]

Now in England if you commit a crime, the police don't have and you don t have a gun, so if if you commit a crime then stop or I ll say stop again. 1:30

[memoryroad626]

i gave you a nice planet and fucked it up -.-

[s0ccurpr0]

in the word of Metallica "you know it's sad but true"

[jamesff151]

Im your pain when you cant feel....

[blockthisuser]

hes great @ impersonating rednecks. curse you youtube for censoring his broadway standup

[Nirvash89]

I accidentally used one of his quotes in this video in my college class. One teacher asked me about the website we were on, which was an NRA site, and I said, "They say were have the right to arm bears, oops, i mean bear arms."

[PhilBag]

"Oh, there goes the day!"

ROFLMAO

[Cururaukar]

heh...next jeesus is going to look like Charles Bronson and he is pissed off. xD

[dithsun]

Thank you for posting this! I love Robin, I wish there were more clips of his Met appearence up on youtube...

[bubba485]

The deer hunter scenario, sounds like a prediction of Dick Chaney

[babieReiRei]

haha yea

[typacsk]

I like Bill Watterson's response to that quote..."Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet."

[Songsmirth]

He certainly thinks out side the box. But he doesn't under stand what the bible says. He interperprtics it as he wants and people just goes along with him. I'm tired of people who use their own interpretation of God to get a laugh. It's a new sensation and they run with it because it gets them attention. Why can't we leave God out of it? He's not an authority, just someone that wants a laugh.

[Brodaddy1000]

if you wanna leave god out of it, then stop bringing it back up again... YOU let it go........

[paekenglish]

This can't be a real comment, is it?

If there is a god I guess that he made Robin say the things that he said, after all you believe that God is everywhere, right?

Take your own advice. LEAVE GOD OUT OF IT.

Sit back and have a laugh or don't click links concerning God and comedy.

[biorevolver123765]

so what's wrong with having a laugh once in a while? Honestly, why does everything about religion have to be so serious, people like you make others look like they dont have a sense of humor.

Grow up, Laugh a little,

[goodvibesallround]

can you get this on dvd?

[dove997]

thanks 4 video:)

[NotATubeSurfer]

omg he talks so fast.

[JJRyzler]

My dad helped build the popeye set in Malta and met Robin and says he is just like this all the time and an all round great guy.

[mike7503]

i worked with people in a audio recording studio for movies and they said he was a very shy person when he was there

[esteban21022]

Hi I am showing my work in my mind I hope you like it muy bueno el video saludos

[LiorPotolsky]

I'd like to thank god for the best comedian on the planet,Robin Williams!

[Kratos87Fan19]

"Stop! or I'll say stop again!" LOL!

[Asskicker32294]

Thanks for the Robin...

[SANDIEGOCHARGERSRB]

"look hellen a slow chinese driver" lol

[bussinessisgood]

Fuck you, douchebag!!!

[Asertix357]

"I built this cruise missile to stop these kids from playing ZZ TOP."

[AtlantisSkye]

This was before Cheany shot his lawyer in his face. Robin would have worked that into this epically.

[knightryderrwn]

"The National Rifle Association says you have the right to have ARMOR-PIERCING BULLETS if you're a hunter!! WHY?? How many deer wear a BULLET-PROOF VEST?!?" LOL!!