How to Lose a Fight So the Other Guy Goes to Jail

[r0llskyay0]

the head butt... devastating to the hands, knees, and feet of your opponents

[eaglesrule11996]

Wooooooooow you might be one of the biggest fags ive ever seen

[brandonoob]

wow.. geek ass pussy fuck.. go ride ur dadys balls

[MegaSk8freak]

man fagot get out and skateboard and don't be a fucking pussy and slip him ure wallet.

[mmiicc0]

you stupid little twat. not everyone likes skateboards

[kdub0528]

big time fag.

[terrorlord15]

Rofl "slip your own wallet into his pants" rofl

[Alex6544onPS3]

haha, cmon, how bout u fags stop sayin"o suck my dick ur a waste of time" and get over ur retard adolescence, this shit is hilarious, and now i can send some one to jail :)

[SubtleBuffaloCartoon]

Dear Bj, I am normally a bully however after seeing your video I have decided to employ your tactics. But I found it hard to find people willing to fight me because I am visually and physically intimidating. Any suggestions on how I can go about always being kicked and punched? Please respond immediately I need to send someone to jail. Thanks.

[Mickeyshyloh]

Just act like a Douchefaggot, always use big, fake, confusing words, buy some overlysized glasses, and during a fight, accidentally kick your own nuts. People will then think that you are a weakling, nerd, and bad fighter, makeing them want to beat you up.

[TitoDaMan]

this is rather strange.. you guys have a lot of time on your hands

[wsqwsw]

U PUSSY SUCK A DICK

HAHAHAAHAH

[bambinok]

haha :)

you remind me of some guy :p

good vid , realy funny =)

[2angel215]

ok its kinda funny ;l

[dchaney136]

u fuckin fagot.... i want to beat ur head in

[Starman756]

the only thing good about this vid is that the music is slipknot

[anotherYTaddict]

ur a dork but its fukn funny! i love the "stomach block" done it too many times before great video

[kirkmach32]

D'oh

The things white people do for fun

[jonathan46jonathan]

the things (YOU) racist people do for fun

[DreadDesolateDaedra]

haha very funny!

[lazyboy419]

you guys are fucking idiots,ITS A FUCKING JOKE.leave it to douchebags to take things serious and ruin the video.

[adamamrani]

lol this was funny

[nutballgazette]

WEar a Suit and tie when you get beat up. it works great

[ChibiFaes]

This is an amusing video :D I am really hoping that the above comments made are really not being made by those who take this type of thing seriously?

If so, please get some help in distinguishing reality from fantasy. Or you will be one sad panda in this life :s

[nashfire56]

NERd!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08issogreat]

I actually know a few people who live to start fights so they can get whooped and try to throw people in the system.

If you are playin you are prety funny but if you are serious which I think you are judging by your looks, you are bitch and always will be and I feel sorry for you

[lazyboy419]

are you THAT stupid?

[finchiestiffler79]

bunch of pussies!

[shwillit80]

his moms waiting in the van in the background

[matthew65]

you only can get shanked in jail... a "shank" is a improvised knife they make in jail.. this was supposed to be funny, not serious

[RxJohnTNT]

dude  your punch drunk

[kryshtal]

enjoy your life genius, whatever that might be

[quadegifford000]

wow,ur a fucking douche.u suck at life u should quit u fucking pussy

[Pessoul]

douche ? suck ? fucking ? pussy ?

oh my god, those sexual insults tells us a lot about your unhappy childhood.. who was it.. your dad ? your uncle ?

[osr0]

That was a very good film adaptation you guys. Good work.

[kaka00789]

u fucking loser

[Andreas2k]

lol loosers!

[bobaki2003]

Instead of learning how to beat ass, yourself, you figure out a better way to get your ass kicked. You try to be funny about it, but fail miserably. No wonder your rating is like one star, which is one more than the number of times you've been laid.

[bobaki2003]

You use slipknot as the music, but you play the role of a complete pussy. I don't get it. You're a fag.

[altude2]

whats fag this guy is

[DodgerCeltic44]

Extremely gay

[dolamite13]

This sucks! no wonder why they got beat up!

[doormouse1990]

GAY

[jramirez1982]

this video is about as gay as your V-neck t shirt

[graydonbutler]

go kill yourself

[kat1234231]

like the music when thoes red block things were going on ha. :|

[PICKLEMANJR]

gay.

[deman177]

the best way to win a fight is to go to my channel and watch, "How to win a fight" it's only 20 seconds long, this trick is that good.

[trike1monkey]

Not bad fellas. Keep doing 'em & fuck the haters

[relentlessV]

yunno wut u fuckin queeer that was so stupid i didnt even watch it all

Lol yea ill got ot jail for shti kicking sum stupid ass nerd whos DUMB ENUFF to start the fuckin fight, ur a stupid cunt shut up.

[acerazor1]

lol yeh u guys must be dating...

[DarkStorm333]

I think both better stay out of prison.

[urarejret]

You guys fuck eachother don't you?

[lordjebus2]

haha fuckin fags.

[samlayton100]

These sort of people give white people a bad name. No respect for themselves no wonder they get beat up.

[jimmie000000]

all u guys r pussies just fight back u lose u lose u win u win but it is that easy

[Americo1974]

The third technique is that well at least you did not run away, and you faced the bully. Once the fight is over, or the bully got tired of beating you up. Would now have enough bruises to press battery charges against the aggressor. I hope this helps.

[Americo1974]

Ok, this is nonsense. Too much to remember during a fight! My strategy is to automatically fall to the ground into fetal position. (This technique is efficient in many ways) 1st Might give a sense of pity to the agressor thus reducing the number of blows. Lastly, fetal position reduces damage to the head and face and testicles and 3

[Americo1974]

Can some please tell me what Imao is?

[asem878]

lmao means laugh my ass out

[systemofadown33]

lmao you probaly get beat up alot

[mooseRsmelly]

you people all need to lighten up and go outside. this video is funny as hell, dont bash on the guy for no reason besides the fact that your dad molested you.

[saracon12]

now i kno y i dont come on this the offen ur u f**ckin c***

[realestMC]

wow gay bangs man

[venms1]

ur a fag man, get a life!

[jimmybliekendaal]

the force of dicksucking is within you

[jasonjanderson]

you look like a fag that would get beat the shit out of all the tim

[JohnHasSeriousQ]

Try self defense next time. You will also get in a few punches and you don't have to take the risk of getting stitches like other snitches!

[Neilkey767]

Lol pretty funny dude

[youlovethisshit]

your problem is that you need to watch somebody die.

[alqui]

nerd detect

[broseutexas]

holy shit what in the fuck was this? am i gay now?

[asifdax]

broseutexas your comment was the funniest thing about this vid.

[Maveruck]

Being gay was always within you... and so was a big dude named Ben, while you were in jail.

[tylermaush]

Uhm I think alot of people missed the point of this video.

[katz808]

Fags like this deserve to be beaten

[motocrossed23]

man i will kick yo ass even if it means going to jail

[VelikaKladusa4life]

man i will kick your ass even if it makes me end up in jail u idiot i hope i see u in Chicago

[usman2hype92]

lmao so jkz

[vaportrailerz]

is good. lol

[DaveyPSB]

lol a rich flower of fist crime.

nice.

[LivingInTheYukon]

Thanks for your well-thought-out comment flossy.... Because of *course*, fags know NOTHING about getting beaten up.... Try being one. Then perhaps you'll choose a different word in your next stunningly brilliant post.

[flossysugly]

fags

[c0okiiePuss]

lol white nerds.

[fankton]

this geeks pretty funny

[soFRESHxsoCLEAN]

SHUT THE FUCK UP! FUGLY ASS NERD!!

[SokViChet]

I actually find this quite funny.

[ToneSlayer]

fight

[earfetish]

s'alright, I'd be a bit proud of this if I'd made it. It's not particularly entertaining tho, but then it's also not particularly boring. A noble effort.

[WTF1920]

Oh, god I wanna kick this nerds ass.LOL

[insanemodder]

shut the fuck up nerd

[hagedissimo]

nerdssssss

[DXsukIT]

lol i liked that video for the people that hate it... i have a gun, wanna fight? do you know what 7.52mm metal taste like? hey feel this knife slideing across your throat. Do you know what fist feel like??? watch me shove my knee into your head.... ooo look you blacked out. FU!

[XxBradleyxX]

hillarous.

[nikepimp4life07]

man wat tha fucc is wrong wit u cuhzz?? u dont let some nigga beat tha shit out of ya! nigga thats pussy shit cuhzz.. and if u wanna rob a nigga then u strait rob that nigga!! damn nigga u gay homie

[crazyarmdude]

this is probly sum white dude trying 2 act black

[pakrisio]

fucking idiot vieo it sucks plus you probeblyu did this video becouse you were a little bitch then and you probobli are now too

[dudemanbrocuz]

Your video is much better you cock suckin' dickweed. The movie is a JOKE.

[crazyarmdude]

this dude cant spell

[forsaken1]

I think I'll have to prove your theory wrong. Where do you live?

[shortymakesmovies]

haha, i like the reverse pick-pocketing.

[allenrox]

YOU ARE SUCH A WHITE PUSSY ASS BITCH

[GarlandMuay]

I want to hurt people now.

[Truth904]

great stuff man, but the buttox line was gett'n corny. And I really like the wordplay.

[Furches]

funny stuff