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  • Where is this at? I don't wanna live there, lol! Seriously, they have no business in your yard. I wouldn't hurt the cats though. They're animals and really don't know any better. There are certain substances and/or sprays that can deter the cats from using your yard as a litter box. Did you try approaching this neighbor at all? Strange why she would do this, but every neighborhood has at least one weird neighbor who thinks they own it & can do what they want. Good luck.

  • Your neighbors throw a party while your gone in your yard lol

  • You should just pretend like your not there one day and when they go through your yard again pop out of your door really quick and suprise them. Thats what id do.

  • Get some motion activated sprinklers

  • @cockerspaniel1973 I did, See my other video. Motion activated sprinkler VS. Cats.

  • I am kind of an animal lover but I think I would be making her cats a few "magic mystery burgers" and get rid of them. I would also gather all the cat crap and throw it in the pathway between the garage and fence. Either she and her friends would get nailed by it or she would have to clean it up.

    For her, I think I would park an old riding mower or something like that so she would have to climb over it to get on your property. If she is that intent on doing it, THAT would make a great video!!!

  • sounds like benny hill music hahahahahahaha

  • if you can't build a nice tall fence can you put up ornamental garden blocks or something? also, once the cats do their business someplace unless you dig a big hole and get rid of the scent they will always come back to use the bathroom..so sorry for you that you have to see them waddle back and forth all day. lol

  • That bitch is CRAZY!!! O_O

  • Fence and locking gates with no tresspass signs posted on all entrances = jail time for tresspassing neighbors. Motion activated sprinklers = wet kitty cats who won't s_it on the lawn anymore !

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  • call animal control abouther being a horder...they will do something!!

  • Just get a motion-activated sprinkler...or a pitbull.

  • Does she EVER change moo-moos?

  • That woman is disgusting.  Ewwwww

  • Catnip on bear traps thats all that is needed. Put a few in your yard, and some in hers as well. Im sure you will get some good footage then...LOL.

    On a serious note, catnip + bear trap = no more fat lady, and her dumb cats.

  • I think you should post the video on youtube

  • Just make sure you have a fence all the way around with a locking gate and a sign that says no tresspassing. Then when she does this you can go to the police and they can arrest her. What a snot.

  • u need to rig your yard so ever time ur neighbors come in when u r gone it will throw the cat poo at ther face.that way u get rid of your nosy neighbors and the cat poo

  • You need a fence,I have nosy neighbors also.

  • Yeah the only answer I see here is an very large Alsatian thats police trained! Have it on a long leash so it can go about the garden.

  • Jerks ,,, and what do the cops do ??? Eat donuts.

  • @wv02m yup

  • men you need a crazy dog in you yard with a no leash (electric collar) ;}

  • Cats can't resist drinking ethylene glycol antifreeze and it's lethal to them even in small doses. A few bowls of that strategically placed around your yard would kill most if not all of them. That's what I'd do anyway.

  • Yo dog get a boerboel i promess you no Son of a biatch would dare to go in your yard enny more ...

  • automatic motion sensor pepper spray!

  • you know, you should tap that ass, maybe then it stops. Also, since she picks up cat crap, and smell it, she is one dirty momma. So, i say to you; ENJOY that white trash! gotta love that portable food storage that also walks around there...

  • atleast SHE didn't shit on your lawn!

  • love the music, how about another fense?

  • My god!!

    Landmines would work...

    Cant you go to the police for this??

    You have clearly evidence..

  • @Rudewomantt police dont care and wont do anything.....actually they saw this and came down and congratulated her for being the worlds best animal rescuer and pet the cats!!!!

  • sheesh

  • If only they walked like in the park..... they should would loose couple of pounds

  • Funny, at least you have a sense of humor about it.

  • if i had a toll booth i'd be rich, lol

  • @BreakfastBentoBox aint it the truth.lol

  • wtf is she doing?

  • @pixelated111 enjoying my yard.

  • @malarkie2 haha, she doesn't seem to be enjoying much. she seems to be a lostie actually.

  • Pellet gun for the cats....automatic sprinklers for the fat neighbor. If that don't work, get a pit bull...of course you will have a lot more poo...but it will be your poo and you can always throw it over the fence.

  • @harleyxxfabco thats what I do.

  • no wonder they have no friends they go to ppls yards and have to many cats ahahahhaha

  • tell her to get out of your yard... and explain to her what a YARD is hahahaha

  • @katyperryroxs43 she dont care

  • @malarkie2 haha thats funny do they still live near you get sprinklers and turn them on when they come next time lol that would be awesome

  • @katyperryroxs43

    or even better. Put a bit Pepper/CS Spray into the sprinkler water. Works great against animals and humans

  • @Bullshitvol2 hahaha lol thats funny + they should do that

  • @Bullshitvol2 good idea

    

  • @katyperryroxs43 see my other movie.

  • LOL thats your typical appearance for an obese old woman. an annoying gown with no bra.

  • lol at 2:47 - 3:00

  • add the scarecrow and modify the sprinkler head with a machine gun!

  • @TheMrpanda54 little much tho.

  • What have the cops done about this .. Is this a ongoing problem still?

  • @Jasosan1 cops wont do anything neither will animal control and yes.

  • Yeah. I'd get a dog if I were you. I doubt they would keep on thinking it's their yard when you get a dog. Most of these fucking bastards can do this shit at will, but I bet you a million bucks they wouldn't like it if it happened to them.

  • i can't take my eyes off the twisty thing

  • get a really big dog , or just move

  • @jaylosix Just sell my house and move? cause she's a dirtbag?

  • Good fences make good neighbors. Get a gate and a lock. Problem solved!

  • @sasquach37 fence is not allowed

  • PUT OUT SOME D-CON RAT POISON FOR HER AND HER CATS TO EAT!!!

  • @mikeohoh7 Yes but there still is no tresspassing, tossing crap in my yard, hanging out under my patio, using my driveway or looking in my windows. And county has a leash law.

  • those people are idiots!!!

  • This is absolutely disgusting

    and absurd of your neighbor!

    I feel the pain

  • @thelastcanter Thank you. Yes my neighbor is very absurd and disgusting.

  • i would put hidden sprinklers set to go off when motion is detected and see if they keep coming into your yard XP

  • @ThEc00lEr see my other video, motion activated sprinkler VS. cats

  • There's a lot of waddling going on in this video.

  • @egnilk66 sure is. ha ha

  • @egnilk66 THE MUSIC ADDED TO THE WADDLE EFFECT

  • @DARIUSSR612  Ha ha. Ty.

  • omg that would piss me off but that happened to me once cept it was two lil kids in mah backyard climbing trees but yeah srsly i would call the cops on them

  • what assholes!! i would shoot those fucking cats and trow all that poo on your neighbors house

  • @ricko1985 Yup real A-holes. Even tho I'd really like too, I'm not gonna shoot cats and get myself in trouble. I do throw the crap back at her house.

  • if i were you, and the 'animal controll" doesnt do any thing, a 3odd sixx will have those cats dead, fast!. unless you like animals your self. trap then all and send them on there marrie way. and is that guy pregnant?

  • @pyroman675 if i trap cats for animal control they just call her and she picks up and same cat crapping on lawn again same day. I should trap one and send to Ancorage Alaska animal control and let them call her....now that be funny!

  • @malarkie2 lol, that would be a good kick man. would she have to pay to get it?. and dude if you get cat nip th e wild plant, go over there ans rub it all over everything man, the cats will not want to leave that propperty

  • @pyroman675 I might just do that.

  • @malarkie In my yard theres my kids tree-house, and when I'm not home i find some kids doing shit etc...So i bought a Harris' Hawk and 2 Alaskan Malamutes and the problem was done. Get a dog or something.

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  • put some barbwire around that yard the only thing she can do is poke her head out but not her bodie like a cow lol

  • i'd have animal control come trap some cats.

  • @RobNLynchburgVA they been here a dozen times and cant see any free roaming cats. they wont do anything. actually they claim my neighbor is some kind of worlds greatest animal rescue. neighbor has 18 unlicenced cats in her home when laws limit to 5 but they wont do anything bout that either. their totally useless.

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  • well its a good thing that those people didn't shit or pis in ur yard! but this is fucked up they have no write ti to do this

  • what is she stealing?...looks like weeds

  • looks 2 me like shes trying to attract all the animals to shit in YOUR yard , just so she can enjoy her little pool parties

  • @idontneedacosigner Thank You! you see it too. Yes she does train the cats to crap in my yard!

  • Yeah, I have a piece of shit neighbor like that, comes into my fenced and gated yard, messes with my dog, leaves trash/yard waste and thinks they are entitled to do so. I just wonder what thier malfunction is.

  • @1moredayinmo sorry to hear that. worlds full of dirtbags.

  • 2.55 that is one big ballon gut.

  • @JonnyBgood41 Ha ha. Yup pretty gross.

  • SUE!

  • So are they coming through your gate and into your yard? Or do you not have a fence separating their yard from your's?

  • @someonenoticeimdead I have no fence. thats a fence behind me. I'm not allowed to put up a fence either.

  • @malarkie2 That's terrible! Why aren't you allowed to? Are you renting or is there some bullshit ordinance that doesn't allow you to?

  • @someonenoticeimdead bullshit ordinance

  • I realize this is at your expense but oh my god I laughed during this video. To my defense, it was mostly at your commentary. How in the name of all that is holy do you put up with this? I'd be in jail...I just know it. Judging from the physical condition of most of your trespassers, I'd say a 3 to 4 foot high barrier would do. No way that old women could clear it. As for the cats, I love the sprinkler in your other video. All I can say is good luck, that's just crazy.

  • @elefntkpr thank you. glag you liked it.

  • you tried telling the two fatties not to come on your property?

  • @spoonman1973 Did! Do these two mental delinquents look like they listen?

  • @malarkie2 Its bizarre as anything ,weirdos. 

  • You are much more patient than I am, because TRUST ME, no way would this continue at my house. And I mean NO WAY.

  • @trinketbox1 thank you. wish you were here to take care of this.

  • @malarkie2 install a lawn sprinkler and a motion detector switch. Anytime something comes into the yard, the sprinkler comes on.

  • @OLugs see my other video. motion activated sprinkler VS. cats

  • Anti personell mines :-)

  • @mybluebelly The law would love that.

  • @malarkie2 Well, atleast you could have put up a sign that has this caution on it ;-)

    "DANGER MINES"

  • Concertina wire is your friend. And maybe a doberman.

  • @kblackav8or I'm not allowed to put any fence or large dogs.

  • UMMMMMMMMMMMMM put a lock on your fence, id be willing to bet none of those fat inner city sweat hogs could hop it, lol

  • @poven1337 I tried, cops here are useless and could care less.

  • paint land mines

  • @tyboy2400 sry to hear that.

  • If you want to get back at these neighbors, buy a pack of turnip seeds , they are really tiny. Put a few seeds in each section of an ice tray, add water and freeze!

    This way they are easy to throw about their yard one night. Once they come up, damn what a mess, haha!!!

  • @thunder9968 I never heard of that one.

  • @thunder9968 yeah that would keep her busy

  • @idontneedacosigner I'll think about that.

  • Look in the lost ads....I bet a mental facility is missing a patient. And what is she looking for? And I love the fact she brings guests to stare at your yard too! LMAO! I feel so bad for you....yet you did get a great vid out of it. XD

  • @fenianbitch ha ha ha! thats funniest comment yet. glad you liked the vid.

    maybe i place a found ad on craigslist, ha ha... missing mental patient w/ pic. you only see tiny bit bout her, she's a real peice of work and not right in the head.

  • @malarkie2 I am pretty sure I saw not two nights back on a worlds dumbest show. XD

  • @fenianbitch are you sure? they cant do that w/o my permission.

  • @malarkie2 Not really.....but come on.... she could have been the star of that show! XD

  • @malarkie2

    You seem to be pretty calm about this. That would drive me crazy! I am very easily offended by nosy neighbors. I had a corner house and kids, adults, dogs, and cats took "shortcuts" through my front yard. You should post how you plan to rid the problem or if you have already done so how you did it.

  • @QuattroStig see my other video..motion activated sprinkler VS. cats. Btw works on tresspassers too.

  • @malarkie2 Found...one slightly damaged, badly dressed mental patient who likes to throw cat poo. Please respond to YouTube's Lost and Found Department. XD

  • Your neighbors suck! Damn I hate nosy neighbors!

  • ah man! you should have dug holes and then threw cat poop at them after they fell in, either that or squirt them with the hose! lol but good video, your neighbor looks gross

  • Ty, yup she is gross and not right in the head either.

  • omg thats so annoying I wouldnt be able to put up w that

  • You need to get a place that is not in a trailer court. I did, and I am so happy. I used to live like this, and finally took an opportunity to get a four acre place. No neighbors, out in the country. So, I can see you are upset. But, realistically, you will always have trouble with people, if you live so near them....

  • someday I'll move but living close isnt an excuse to become a dirtbag.

  • you have a good sense of humor about it. Good for you but it does make my skin crawl to think of how ignorant and rude they are. throwing cat poo into your yard wow that is trashy! lol

  • Thank you, yah the poo toss is trashy but funny.

  • Why not set traps for them and create better videos for youtube. Dig a pit. Place some flash bomb mines, etc.

  • Because they somehow saw this video and know about the cameras. they dont come thro anymore. so good problems solved but no more videos. go see my other video " motion activated sprinkler VS. cats"

  • I wish I have a neighbor who would film me 24/7. I can show him every inch of my sexy body.

  • Seriously...I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but you could always contact CONPC, the Consortium of Neighbors. I still see them on the internet sometimes under very similar names. I think it's them. Kind of covert.

  • see my other video. motion activated sprinkler VS. cats

  • If all of those black cats are her's you should just catch them at night and take them to a shelter. Then they can spay them and give them to people who know you shouldnt feed a cat fucking milk. Milk will make them spray SHIT everywhere. But Im sure you know that since its all over your yard. (dont hurt the kitties.)

  • All cats are hers. Yes they are all spraying Sh%t all over my yard. They do get caught and animal control gives them right back to her and their back to spraying more sh%t the same day.

  • What have u done about it wow I WOULD SIT AT HOME AND SOON AS I SAW HER I COME OUT AND BE LIKE GET THE FUCK OUT U USE MY YARD LIKE ITS URS NOW PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUT AND STAY THE FUCK OUT U DUMB OLD COW. PS GET UR CATS OUT OF MY BACKYARD OR I WILL USE THEM AS GOLF BALLS.

    Thanks Love (malarkie2)

  • Oh I miss Benny Hill ,:) on a serious not seems you need to invest in a high fence and big gates and just for fun an infered alarm system that lets off a SCREECHING EAR PEARCEING SQUEELE every time somone aprouches you house.

  • Oh I miss Benny Hill ,:)

  • She's got issues

  • you got that right!

  • What the hell is her problem?

  • she's not right in the head

  • @malarkie2 Yeah looks like it. No offense, but is this a trailer park you live in? I had a couple weirdos when I lived in the trailer park...

  • I hate trailer trash.

  • What a fat bitch of a neighbor, hopefully she dies soon. Problem solved.

  • What a GUT on that guy! OMG! Looks like he's about 10 months pregnant! ICK!

  • ha ha. yah he's gross

  • You need to go buy something called "Shake-Away" and sprinkle it around your yard. It will get rid of the cat problem. It smells like the urine of coyotes, fox and other predators that cats fear. It works. I hate cat sh*t.

    As for the human sh*t, build a fence. I would be so furious. I'm angry right now on your behalf. There's nothing more miserable than having crazy ass neighbors. I had some back when I lived in Mississippi. Well, it was the two sons of the neighbors. I finally moved. So sorry!

  • I tried wolf pee. Didnt work. Check out my other video scarecrow sprinkler vs. cats.

  • @malarkie2 Yay! The sprinklers work great. I never had a cat problem, though. My two and a half acre yard had a 5 ft chain link fence around it with 3 dogs that were let out several times a day and they just LOVED to chase cats! Wouldn't hurt them but loved to terrorize them!

  • Get the cat put it in a box drive a few miles and let it go....

  • that was done twice by someone else and both times they came back. once was on an island.

  • White trash never ceases to amaze me. Alot of times scum like this hope you do something physical so they can sue! Thats how most of these types live. You sure have my sympathy.

  • thank you

  • eww look at them waddle!!

  • Ha ha ha. good one!

  • Wow, she really is a nasty piece of work. We also have a camera set up to keep an eye on our property and have found that every opportunity our idiotic neighbours get (especially the female resident ) they are looking at our windows and spy on us as we get into or out of our car. Thankfully, they have now been served a notice. Hopefully they'll be stupid enough to get themselves evicited...and soon!

  • Good ol fashion electric fence would solve this one!

  • umm...get a fence

  • you buying?

  • @malarkie2 have u ever like confronted her about this?

  • shes knows about the cameras and the problem has stopped.

  • I'm afraid I would have to get violent.

  • I left a post on your other video before I saw this one. I was checking out the scarecrow sprayer on amazon but without video I came to you tube. I don't like buying something without knowing about it first. I posted that I was wanting to use it on my unwanted tresspassers. I think you oughta use it on your unwanted neighbors. Let the sprayer shoot a little more to the left. I would like to see that one on film.

  • so would I but they know its there and have seen these videos so they know I have cameras. On good side they stay out now because they know about cameras.

  • Put a sign in your window so the next time they're on your patio & looking in your window they read it. Sign should say, "If you are reading this, it means you are not only trespassing, you are being videotaped. Now smile your biggest hillbilly smile for the camera!" I'm surprised they're taking so much time from watching "Hee Haw" to trespass.