My Top 35 Nikolai Quotes - Kino Der Toten

[stupidvideos43]

#8 is the funniest one 2:25 :-]

[Knightboy87]

#7 is the best

[damnyou120]

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gazza991414]

anyone else know the song from number 4

[TheNoOneElseButMe]

7 is me favorite!

[ragstern]

26 was halarious!

[Mandalore289]

I think we all relate to the number 1 quote.

[RashAndDash1]

kino no flamethower

[IncensedPayload]

0:16 HUUUUGG YEAAAAIGHH

[icecubelover123]

awsome videos man!

[BioMetalical]

nikolai sounds like he has something in his throwt.

[Toffee1497]

just like my four......?

[kcole301]

17

[SuperPeruano13]

25 isn't in Kino, Is It? :/

[greenberetman97]

Wat is the Americans name?

[GearsofHaloWarfare]

@greenberetman97 Tank Dempsey.

[SuperPeruano13]

@GearsofHaloWarfare Its Tank Dempsey, YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!

[molowGTA]

Most of them ain't from Kino der Toten

[TheMarioman8989]

16 wow

[GamerX311]

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[GamerX311]

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[toorulesavran95]

Flamethrowers don't exist in kino der toten. lol

[Ragpesh]

Seerce, that's Dempsey

[seerce22]

the best one is missing!!! K to the I to the A Zombitch!

[MrBlueSoup6]

@seerce22 that's dempsey

[RPKmomma]

Funny

[103326083]

13 :D

[MultiLoganrocks]

he actullay says How do you say thank you in indian?

[cata5533]

1 :X

[zero45Gabriel]

YOU ARE DEAD NOW. BUT YOU WERE DEAD BEFORE. AH FUCK YOU

[buzbabun]

25 is the best.THUMBS IF YOU AGREE!

[umopepisdn1]

12 and 1

XD

[TheRedLink823]

probably the "flamethrower" is the fire pit, in mpl room.

[darkbeetlebot]

my favorite is 3

[GearsofHaloWarfare]

Ok, enough is enough with the flamethrower comments. As far as I understand there was going to be a flamethrower on this map and there were voice clips recorded as such, but then, for what ever reason, it didn't go in. The sound clips were still there and I used them. Please stop asking.

[leftbehind1018]

you can get a flamethrower in kino?! where?

[115mrhotshot]

my fav oh look, our mighty bushido warrior is surrounded again YAY

[drock1killedyou]

nice name XD

[CPskipper21344]

y didn't you do, "what?! that stripper must have stolen my money!"

[minecrafter50]

He sounds like a mix of demoman and heavy from tf2 O_O

[BVB4eva666]

XDDD #12

[BVB4eva666]

XD I like #25

[chanluckable]

Nickolai talks alot about his fourth wife hmmm..........

[twinknator]

# 20 LMAO xD

[jaydaaileen59201]

you forgot one ''I Got 99 Problems But A Gun Aint One

[GinryuStargazer]

Number three is definitely my favorite. XD Made me laugh in the came.

[10aagun]

you are dead now but u wear dead before a fuck you thats what nikolai says most off the time when i kill a zombie

[Manlife111]

I'm all alone no one hear around me

There all around me now

XD

[TheNarutouzumaki8881]

I Have Made Mess In Trousers :>

[TheNarutouzumaki8881]

I Have Made Mess In Trousers :>

[smoshwatcher1]

16, 8, 3, 2, 1=actual top 5

[smoshwatcher1]

#16 is one of the real top 5

[RAYEN4EVER]

16 LOOOOOOL

[RAYEN4EVER]

i thougt 35 was indian lol

[MrAsam12]

at 26 i fell off my chair

[Th3MinecraftGamer]

number #1 shull be: Do you know how to say owned in russian, OWNED

[RAYEN4EVER]

@Th3MinecraftGamer no that sucks 1 is still best

[Th3MinecraftGamer]

@RAYEN4EVER is better then the number #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 7 8 9 10 11 -35

[Th3MinecraftGamer]

@RAYEN4EVER is better then the number 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 to 35

[MrFlamethrowah]

Number 25. Theres No Flamethrower In Kino... Why Is It In This Video Then?

[Repidup]

Omg i saw 7770 or 77770 views when i clikced idk i cant see it right now

[mktekkenx]

please make more kino der toten quotes you are really good

[fabianduarte10]

at 3:09 #1 the video doesn't finish saying the whole Quote it says "just like fourth" thats what i mean GearsofHaloWarfare

[GearsofHaloWarfare]

@fabianduarte10 Meh. If it missed out a more significant part and this video didn't have over 70k views and I didn't have ads on it then I MIGHT consider it. But there's subtitles on the screen and you really don't miss much.

[NotThatGuy523]

@GearsofHaloWarfare wait what flamethrower? (0:55) i havent heard that in kino, is there a flamethrower

[quagleskarff]

@NotThatGuy523 there was going to be a flamethrower, but it was taken out. same story for the wunderwaffe.

[NotThatGuy523]

@quagleskarff awwww that sucks

[ethandestroys]

@NotThatGuy523 there was going to e a flametrwer because kino was going to be a world at war map so those were just deleted quotes

[JohnBoyMain]

@fabianduarte10 You are gonna complain about that? what a bitch

[bullelk9]

#3 the best

[fabianduarte10]

dude u need to finish the videos

[GearsofHaloWarfare]

@fabianduarte10 What do you mean?

[punk0devil]

Attention everyone the flamethrower was supposed to be in Kino but was scratched but the players still have the files in which the quotes come from.

[Killr1989]

The best qoute is ( that stripper must of stolen my money) best 1 :D

[epicwin510]

Zzzzzzzzzzz fuck you zzzzzzzzzzz

[sgtmaxhigdon]

i fucking love Nikolai

Nikolai: ah you good but you are still not getting anyone my vodka

[MegaMarkus96]

Flame thrower?!?

[Albert84163]

burnout paradise song

[L4RSable]

you forgot about this one- come zombie we'l do the 69 hee!!-

[imafirindalazor]

@L4RSable its only his fav

[TheRedLink823]

26 Is the best. Along with 12, and 3, AND ALL OTHER ONES.

[ITSKINGSLEYJR101]

how do you get the flamethrower?

[TheSaiyan1234]

1# is so f*****g hilarios

[Awjthegamer]

# 12 is hilarious!!! im still cracking up LOL

[GRUAGENT]

#21 is #1 xD LOL

[zsszeli]

Nikolai 4ever *.* #29 0:37 #26 0:49 #17 1:35 #14 1:51 #12 2:00 #10 2:14

and my personal favourite: #8 2:24 :D

[1998c3po]

# 34 should beh number 1 XD

[mommieslittlekiller]

how did he not have "no monkey you may not have any vodka"

[santafebnsf]

I need to play 2:28 on True Capitalist Radio!

[MrFamasPL]

12 best, 10 best

[TheLordDialga]

My favorites are: 35, 32, 31, 29, 24, 19, 17,16, 14, 13, and 1.

[Vapourx7]

DOWNLOAD LINK! How did u extract these?

[TheLordDialga]

Nice! Nikolai is my favorite! :D

[BergStanley]

awesome song dude guns n'roses paradise city = awesome:)

[Temall]

#26 = LMAO!

[addictedspunkshooter]

What happened with "we'll do the 59 heh"? :-D

[TheTimoprimo]

Man! Nikolai is a total perv!

[killermoomin]

8 is my favourite :D

[TheUltimateMilanFan]

MAY U REST IN PIECES,ZOMBIES

[TheInsanePsycho]

i want 9 is rl =)

[47crazed]

man, the last one is incomplete..but thanks

[TheNightracer]

Like the fist of stalin!

...up your ass.

#1 imo.

[Bugramirsat]

I bet he killed all of his wives

[FEBsentapua]

my fav are 11. haha.

[lynchgunner]

mmmm! Vodka

[dparkhu1]

22-21-18-13-12-10-9-4-1

[Fan2La]

@dparkhu1 What does that mean

[dparkhu1]

@Fan2La their my favorite quotes

[Fan2La]

@dparkhu1 oh!!! thks

[Fan2La]

@dparkhu1 mine are 25-24-17-12-7-4-3-2-1

[iceworld610]

did anyone here him say i got 99 problems but a gun aint one?

[Claude6406]

I looled hard at #26!

[sithlord828]

what about 'what is that smell? maybe i sharted.'

[ThePLAYUZ]

4 is the best 

[Termitimi]

wtf is that with the flamethrower? there is no flamethrower. sadly :(

[TheLewiss11]

@Termitimi i think its the fire trap

[heatbuster55]

What about "I guess that stripper took all my money"

[kodaskewl]

"It says pack-a-punch..oh my god! it must make vodka!"

[FordEbest777]

This guy has better quotes than Albert Einstein

[xXMaAuRiiXx]

Dempsy and monkey sitting in the tree..

K-I-L-L-I-N-G..

I spelt that right , right?

[PROTOTYPEASSASSIN2]

you are dead now but you were dead before ah fuck you

[clockwerk35]

@PROTOTYPEASSASSIN2 I have to mute the game for mu dad would not hear it, he gets pissed alot from that quote

[JOSEPH3786]

you forgot . what smells so bad i think i sharted. (sharted means shit and farted at the same time).

[SuperJon56]

i always thought that was chevnov

[IIZTHEULTIMATE]

Reach for vodka tonighhhhhtt

[oT7YA]

00:15 FTW xD lil jon thing XD

[johncena1fan100]

VODKA FOR EVERYONE! where is it?

[aaronursais]

where do you get flamethrower in Kino der toten? because nikolai said about the Flame thrower

[GearsofHaloWarfare]

@aaronursais Read any of the other 50 comments about it.

[1998c3po]

@GearsofHaloWarfare how do you get # 20 and #34?

[Purplezombiezlayer]

@aaronursais the fire trap

[pkmntrainer491]

@aaronursais If Your Lucky When You Pack A Punch A Gun It Can get An Att. And One Of Theme Is An Flame Thrower So Yeah

[chiz9ismad]

@aaronursais u uprade aug

[MultiZombie55]

@aaronursais its the pack a punched olympia which shoots fire

[mary12357638]

@aaronursais theirs a trap that has falmes

[AfterMannyEffects]

i get double points now i should tell 17th wife and my girlfriend heh...

[Shadikun1]

@AfterMannyEffects he says 7th wife. idiot.

[ASSRUSSIA]

When i heard 2 i was like Aah now im aaaaaaaaaah

[dzamaconaga]

@GameMinerStudios nope Kino was supposed to be on WAW but it got delayed so they moved it to BO thats y. WAW has the flamethrower

[FrozenSolid90]

Dammit Nikolai and your Vodka

[GameCodeTutorials]

I like number one, it's mine too :)

[Xboxisracist]

you missed: I CANT WISH ZOMBIES DEAD I NEED AMMO!

[jrmixtapes]

I think you missed come baby we do the 59!

[GameMinerStudios]

theres a flamethrower in kino?

[2000daftpunk]

@GameMinerStudios maybe its an underbarel for a pack a punched weapon?

[GameMinerStudios]

@2000daftpunk eh.......does the m16 get a flame thrower when PAPed?

[2000daftpunk]

@GameMinerStudios no it gets a G-launcher.

[GameMinerStudios]

@2000daftpunk oh, what about the commando?

[Halowars1002]

The first is much better in German.

[carnage178]

this is disgusting like my fourth wife xD jajahahahahajajaja

[elamoXD]

Press 5 for...No! No! No! come, come look! This is funny!

[2000daftpunk]

13... best evar!

[dr4g0nb411k1d]

u forgot i hate u tokyo u go to his pic and press (X)

[ILiiikeCheese]

PRESS 2 FOR FUNNY FART LOL xD

[CovertReAcTi0N]

3 people didnt reach for vodka tonight...

[nicnicnick48]

Damn his 4th wife seems to be on his mind alot

[er1c1996]

Reach for vodka toniiiight!

[TheMinecrafterCZ]

12 so good :D

[TheMinecrafterCZ]

12 so good ¨:D

[Waros124]

Eh haha you've been cut off!

[22sparklz]

1 2 and 3 are my favorite

[WinBigFortuneCity97]

snipers may wear diapers .... but we get all the ladies

[TheDylan1234]

nice

[jackXism]

i pissed almost in my pants from laughing at 2:23

[jackXism]

i pissed almost in my from laughing at 2:23

[nightblade2020]

you know the quote ^someone didnt pay the electric bill!^ i said that to my dad..he freaked out

[FINKLEDOOP]

lmfao at  00:18

[Auditore21]

Russian Dog:i want ur soul!!!!

Nikolai:u dont want my soul..it probably tastes like vodka!!!!

Russian Dog:oh! i remember that voice!!! nikolaiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!

Nikolai:man i drink the vodka...u are drunk????wtf????

Russian Dog:nikolai im ur puppy that died 2 years ago :(

Nikolai:oh yea i forgot it...sorry i was drunk...anyway..fuck u again!!!!u want my soul...and u try to make me cry to take it from me...stupid puppy dog!!!!

[SkizzardGaming]

I always thought it was: "How do you say 'thank you' in Indian?" :P

[MrGuner02]

@Ka111e thats from Takeo

[ace666999]

lol like my 4th wife, she pretty though, prettey and smelly, weird combo ! :D