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  • HAHAHHAHAHALMBOROFLHEHEHA.

  • 23 people have electric toothbrushes.

  • Ha ha

  • Wait a second... They have an alarm clock that shows the time on the ceiling!??!?!? SOLD! ;)

  • thumbs up for the side effects part! lmao

  • thumbs up if you think there should be eletric deodorant

  • haha time on the wall do you know how hard it is to go(turns head)

  • Electric deodereint!! lawlz!!!!

    

  • At 1:53 he sounds like Ed Bassmaster's character The Hacker (look him up on YouTube).

  • the electric tooth brush and the clock on the ceiling only exist because of america ( lazy americans )

  • @theofficalskilletfan where r u from then?

  • @hitchigo1 Pennsylvania Of the U.S.A and I just wrote that cause this reinds me of my brother

  • it's not a good trade lol so funny

    GOD bless you Tim Hawkins

  • it's not a good trade lol sounds horrible lol

  • I once saw a commercial for a pill that made your eyelashes 2 millimeters longer and the side effects included cancer and death.

  • I think I saw that Cartoon Network commercial. :)

  • Press 9. Have fun. Haha. This guy is so funny.

  • Electric deoderant. Just like a tazer :D

  • Hey! If he doesnt want that alarm clock ill take it xD

  • Love the look on his face with the electric deordorant! :D

  • IT BURNS!!!  OH MY GOSH IT BURNS!!!

  • @fluteygurl0: Or just death... painful death!

  • I seriously forgot the "anti-"??? Wow, my ADD strikes again XD

  • Me I'm too lazy to use a normal toothbrush.

  • I saw a sideaffect that said "BE CAREFUL MIGHT STING EYES" on a can of pepper spray! LOL Thumbs up if you think this is REAL stupid!

  • ive been takin it for- AAAAHHHHH! OHHHH! AHHHHH!- i can move it around.... hahahaha!

  • Electric deodorant XD

  • ik this isnt a pill but i saw pepper spray and a caution thing on the back said may irritate eyes hahahaha

  • I got to meet him and he is awesome! If you watch the whole DVD in the part about the side effects he says "I'm not sure if I wanna trade the drips for the squirts." It's really funny. You gotta get that DVD!

  • gut197 its because he grew up in my tiny town and went to my church as a kid

  • Godzgryl17 he comes to my church every month and does a show

  • @DogOrama1513 your lucky!

  • I would love to go to one of his shows and meet him!

  • @Godzgyrl7 Ive done that three times. He's awesome. :D

  • i once w=saw a depression one that had a side effect of suicidal thoughts. what up with that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • "Man I am really feeling the burn here. Wish this thing had a motor on it."

    "...Yall know how hard it is to go" (turns head)

  • omg LMFAO!!! i luv Tim Hawkins!

  • u did amazing at the alivefest 2010 hope u can make it next year :D

  • Electric deoderant... Ughhhhhhhhhh. I think it's time for me to go to bed.

  • next thing they'll have is a headache medicine tht may cause headaches

  • He is soooo funny

  • haha. lovs it!

    my bro has a projecting alarm clock its cool but good point :)

    Any of yall heard a comitial where the side affect to constapation pills were diarrhea. rotfl! its the same thing just different word it wld b like saying learned and learnt same thing just different words(learnt is a word btw just not common to use)

  • Omg I have that same alarm clock It also has a sensor for snooze so that all you have to do is wave ure hand infront of it for snooze instead of pushing a button

  • Rotfluaucabmbo

  • ok when ever I get a pill for a cold, it says WARNING MAY CAUSE: Vomiteing, snezeing, and even headachs!!! XD

  • My pillows always block the time.

  • lol this is awesome

  • did you know that one of the side effects of Ritalin is hyperactivity and restlessness? I'm a nurse and I look at the side effects of the drugs we work with, and I'm like...really?

  • hey if this is the real tim hawkins then il just say "my dodge is an awesome godge it runs so gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooood!"

  • LOVE THIS GUY HES SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

  • my favorite : SLEEPING PILLS

    WARNING may cause drowsiness

  • Yeah I once saw a pill for depression and one of the the side effects was suicidal thoughts. What?? Yeah, that makes a lot of sense... lol. That's about the deepest form of depression you can get!!

  • I'm disappointed but this just doesn't appeal to me so much as Stephen Lynch. More sarcastic, dark humor is my thing. This guy is ok though.

  • I have that alarm clock lol

  • electric deoderant lol

  • cuz we all know how hardd it is to turn ur head... (ouch! my neck! its burns!!!) lol

  • man i took this stuff and i got a full range of motion here but OMG MY HEAD HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • man I am REALLY feeling the burn here...

  • He is AWSOME!

  • this is ssssooooooooooooooo funny (:

  • I KNOW lol those commercials where like the whole commercial time is taken up by all of the negative side effects... "...and the negative side effects are Head aches, nausa, vomiting, stomach aches, OH and this product might be FATAL!..........19.99 plus 7.99 shipping and handling..." UGH LOL SO ANNOYING

  • Your sooo right. those comercials drive me insane!!

  • Same thing w/ mechanical pencils. It is very hard to walk 10 feet to the sharpener.

    LOLOLOLOL

  • I'm not arguing with you, but that's a little different though. In college, most classrooms don't have a sharpener. So if you're in the middle of a test you don't have to worry about your lead breaking if you have a mechanical pencil

  • Electric fork is next.

  • i got full range of motion here

    lol

  • electric deodarant haha good one

  • is brushing ur teeth to stenues and exercise?

  • I think it's strenuous an exercise...?

  • that was freakin hilarious

  • HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAA OH MY GOSH/.. haven't laughed this much FOR SO LONG!!!

  • i just saw a commercial that said it could be fatal!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • that alarm clock on the celling thing seems COOL

  • headaches, nausia, and vomiting

    is not worth just to make your elbow feel better

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  • Man I am REALLY feeling the burn here!

    LOL! It's SOOOOO hard! :P

  • I can take the head aches, nausia, and vomiting to make my elbow feel better.

    AWESOME!!!!

  • a electric clapper to turn on the clan on....yup thats gonna happen after the electric mouse clicker

  • LOL it was a typo just making sure you know

    ( though I figure you're just joking )

    XD

  • electric deoderant priceless

  • makes me think of the commercials for Advair (athsma control product) where they say "Advair contains folmuterol. Folmuterol has been shown to increase the chance of athsma related death"

  • @icedragon769 so true...weird, too, since that's what the medicine's supposed to be helping! those commercials are so strange.

  • @icedragon769 ROFL that makes me crack up every single time that an athsma control medicine has a drug that causes death from ATHSMA!!!

  • what about an electric hairbrush lol

  • Its sickly funny, but he really reminded me of my wife when he was brushing his teeth and getting really tired. (She has a muscle disease)

    Thank heavens for electric toothbrushes.

  • hey digbags if she has a muscle disease then why not brush em for her or something an electric toothbrush is just as hard as regular and its a waste of good technology

  • @digbads "It's sickly funny, but he really reminded me of my wife when he..."

    Typo Fail

  • one day i saw this head ache medicine and it said "side effects may include head aches"

  • Are you serious?!

  • WHAT!!?

  • Pure genius!

  • haha i love this one, i told my friends this joke and they just laughed and laughed!!!

  • priceless,lol.Bravo,Bravo

  • thats hilarious

  • LOL!!!

  • lol i have one of those clocks!

  • lol u mean they're real!! haha sick

  • the clock lol amazing!

  • Ever notice how a side effect of depressants is increased suicidal thoughts?

  • @sciguy001 ROFL yes! I went to the pharmacy and couldn't stop laughing at the side effects for relief products

  • @sciguy001 Fail...Just...Fail...

  • @sciguy001 omgosh i saw that to

  • @sciguy001 omgosh i saw that to!

  • @sciguy001 Actually, I think you meant that a side effect of ANTI-depressants is suicidal thoughts.

  • @sciguy001 maybe thats why people take antidepressants not depressants

  • i have an alarm clock that does that, lol

  • THEE BURRRN!!! i can barely feel me hand!!! and my neck hurts even more! i think i could AHHHHHHHHH OOOOOHHHHH MY HEEEEEAAAAAD those products would really help me.

  • HAHALOL ELECTRICDEODRANT!!

  • @AcaiBunch Fruit has changed your life? Sounds like someone needs a girlfriend.

  • @nickelbackhero19 LOL No need for a girl friend, I have a husband. Mona Vie has saved both our lives, and our marriage.

  • i once saw an astama pill and one of the side affects were shortness of breath

    why even take the pill

  • have you seen that acne gel that may cause peeling of the skin yeah keep the acne and keep the skin

  • @nickelbackhero19 Yep...Been there.

  • @nickelbackhero19 lol, that is ironic. XD

  • @nickelbackhero19 I HIT THE WRONG BUTTON ON UR REPLY!!!!!!!!! SORRY!!! SERIOUSLY DIDNT MEAN TOO!!!!!! SORRY!!!!!!

  • @nickelbackhero19 Don't forget an increased chance of asthma related death.

  • Have you seen those new toothpaste dispensers? You put it on your wall, place your toothpaste in it, push your toothbrush against the lever, and it puts the toothpaste on your toothbrush. How lazy is this country that we need that?

  • I know! not even I'm that lazy lol

  • i was gonna invent that for a science project!!!!

    ur original message:

    "Have you seen those new toothpaste dispensers? You put it on your wall, place your toothpaste in it, push your toothbrush against the lever, and it puts the toothpaste on your toothbrush. How lazy is this country that we need that?"

  • It's a good idea to use for little kids because they almost always use way too much or get toothpaste all over the place.

  • imagine if a toothbrush had a brushless motor and lipo batterie lol

  • he is funny

  • I hate brushing my teeth, seriously. Electric toothbrushes changed my life! No longer do I have to huff and puff through my morning! I can use electric toothbrushes now! Best invention ever (I love the little whirring sound too)

  • Personally I hate the sound. There's no accounting for taste, I suppose.

  • : P

    It was a joke. Or was it...??

  • what about tooth tunes? those are freackin awsome........wait.......i've never used one never mind

  • so funny

  • he makes me feel like ive walked a mile!! lol

  • wouldn't the electric deoderant hurt?? lolz

  • that's what i was thinkin! lol! XD

  • ok i saw the laziest project ever, electric bag opener! i'm not joking! and it's not for like bags made of steel or something, it's for chip bags and things like that!

  • lol. really? send me a pic! lol

  • HAHAHAHAhahaha!!!!! bags of steel! lolz that so sounds like something he would say! XD lol! haha! =)

  • Dress Barn!

  • LOL electric deoderant!!!!! =)

  • 0:58 till the end is too funny !

  • well I can take the headake nauzie and vometing ,if it makes my elbow feel better

  • this was funny

  • I would not be at all surprised if someone invented electric deodorant. They already have electric lollipops, for cryin' out loud!

  • HAHAHA! "Is that really a good trade?" lol

  • 0:38 - 0:42 and 1:54 - 2:01 are the best parts.

  • "Ive got full range of motion here!"

    lol!

  • humorous....

  • sometimes it is hard in the morning- i need one of those clocks lol

  • electric dederant lol

  • um, i think you ment to say "deodorant"

  • um, I think you meant to say "meant"

  • lol, a typo correcting a typo

  • Yes. It was quite humerus

  • irony lmao

  • dude, he's Awsome =]

  • get the dvd its hilarious i couldnt stop laughing i need a red bull i think i typed 2 much

  • I got full range-a-motion...

  • amen

  • He's right about the toothbrush

  • I got full range of motion here!

    lol

  • So true, he's good at analizing life and turning it into something funny

  • rofl at the electric deoderant.

  • sorry but i think i want that alarm clock..

  • Good clean comedy, love your videos man!!!!!

  • kinda sounds just like my dad when my dad coughs i mean when tim pretends to puke!!!!!!

  • ROTFLOL!!!!

  • He came to my church. He heard me laughing all the way in the back, looked roght at me and said, "Don't judge me."

  • Lol this guy is so funny, XD

  • LOL! i can not stop laughing!hes the best one yet!

  • i think he is hilarious.

  • I have a projector clock, and i hate it.

  • OMG I CAN'T BREATHE ROTFL!!!!!

  • 1 trade for the 100 side effects lol thats histaricle

  • Electric Deoderant! Now thats funny!