I got to meet him and he is awesome! If you watch the whole DVD in the part about the side effects he says "I'm not sure if I wanna trade the drips for the squirts." It's really funny. You gotta get that DVD!
my bro has a projecting alarm clock its cool but good point :)
Any of yall heard a comitial where the side affect to constapation pills were diarrhea. rotfl! its the same thing just different word it wld b like saying learned and learnt same thing just different words(learnt is a word btw just not common to use)
Omg I have that same alarm clock It also has a sensor for snooze so that all you have to do is wave ure hand infront of it for snooze instead of pushing a button
did you know that one of the side effects of Ritalin is hyperactivity and restlessness? I'm a nurse and I look at the side effects of the drugs we work with, and I'm like...really?
Yeah I once saw a pill for depression and one of the the side effects was suicidal thoughts. What?? Yeah, that makes a lot of sense... lol. That's about the deepest form of depression you can get!!
I KNOW lol those commercials where like the whole commercial time is taken up by all of the negative side effects... "...and the negative side effects are Head aches, nausa, vomiting, stomach aches, OH and this product might be FATAL!..........19.99 plus 7.99 shipping and handling..." UGH LOL SO ANNOYING
I'm not arguing with you, but that's a little different though. In college, most classrooms don't have a sharpener. So if you're in the middle of a test you don't have to worry about your lead breaking if you have a mechanical pencil
makes me think of the commercials for Advair (athsma control product) where they say "Advair contains folmuterol. Folmuterol has been shown to increase the chance of athsma related death"
hey digbags if she has a muscle disease then why not brush em for her or something an electric toothbrush is just as hard as regular and its a waste of good technology
THEE BURRRN!!! i can barely feel me hand!!! and my neck hurts even more! i think i could AHHHHHHHHH OOOOOHHHHH MY HEEEEEAAAAAD those products would really help me.
There is something that you can take that has NO side effects. FRUIT!! And the best way to get 13 servings of fruits into your diet is through Mona Vie.
Have you seen those new toothpaste dispensers? You put it on your wall, place your toothpaste in it, push your toothbrush against the lever, and it puts the toothpaste on your toothbrush. How lazy is this country that we need that?
"Have you seen those new toothpaste dispensers? You put it on your wall, place your toothpaste in it, push your toothbrush against the lever, and it puts the toothpaste on your toothbrush. How lazy is this country that we need that?"
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haha yeah . its so hard to get out the last drop of tooth paste.. WOOP DE DO! yeah sure its so hard to squeze a container of tooth paste.. yeah YOU NEED A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER FOR THAT I MEAN SERIOUSLY WOW ITS SO HARD TO GET OFF THE CAP AND EVERYTHING,... .-. wow thats just sad... YOU ARE SAD PEOPLE!
I hate brushing my teeth, seriously. Electric toothbrushes changed my life! No longer do I have to huff and puff through my morning! I can use electric toothbrushes now! Best invention ever (I love the little whirring sound too)
ok i saw the laziest project ever, electric bag opener! i'm not joking! and it's not for like bags made of steel or something, it's for chip bags and things like that!
HAHAHHAHAHALMBOROFLHEHEHA.
laughitoff23 1 week ago
23 people have electric toothbrushes.
ilovegeekscorner 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from timhawkinscomedy
Ha ha
Siggs3 3 weeks ago
Wait a second... They have an alarm clock that shows the time on the ceiling!??!?!? SOLD! ;)
IKECH545 1 month ago
thumbs up for the side effects part! lmao
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thumbs up if you think there should be eletric deodorant
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haha time on the wall do you know how hard it is to go(turns head)
97ashe 5 months ago 2
Electric deodereint!! lawlz!!!!
Fluttershy121 5 months ago
At 1:53 he sounds like Ed Bassmaster's character The Hacker (look him up on YouTube).
PHILLYandBILLY 7 months ago
the electric tooth brush and the clock on the ceiling only exist because of america ( lazy americans )
theofficalskilletfan 7 months ago
@theofficalskilletfan where r u from then?
hitchigo1 7 months ago
@hitchigo1 Pennsylvania Of the U.S.A and I just wrote that cause this reinds me of my brother
theofficalskilletfan 7 months ago
it's not a good trade lol so funny
GOD bless you Tim Hawkins
ujesusfreak 8 months ago 3
it's not a good trade lol sounds horrible lol
ujesusfreak 8 months ago
I once saw a commercial for a pill that made your eyelashes 2 millimeters longer and the side effects included cancer and death.
77legokid 10 months ago
I think I saw that Cartoon Network commercial. :)
weirdsmileyface4454 10 months ago
Press 9. Have fun. Haha. This guy is so funny.
IPlayGuitarForHim 10 months ago
Electric deoderant. Just like a tazer :D
TheHyperkid97 1 year ago 3
Hey! If he doesnt want that alarm clock ill take it xD
ashcz11 1 year ago 2
Love the look on his face with the electric deordorant! :D
cooljennie2000 1 year ago
IT BURNS!!! OH MY GOSH IT BURNS!!!
MrGamer1231000 1 year ago
@fluteygurl0: Or just death... painful death!
MrGamer1231000 1 year ago
I seriously forgot the "anti-"??? Wow, my ADD strikes again XD
sciguy001 1 year ago 4
Me I'm too lazy to use a normal toothbrush.
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nayana3852 1 year ago
I saw a sideaffect that said "BE CAREFUL MIGHT STING EYES" on a can of pepper spray! LOL Thumbs up if you think this is REAL stupid!
SuperHerbert12 1 year ago 5
ive been takin it for- AAAAHHHHH! OHHHH! AHHHHH!- i can move it around.... hahahaha!
jtclark17 1 year ago
Electric deodorant XD
cugergaben69 1 year ago 11
ik this isnt a pill but i saw pepper spray and a caution thing on the back said may irritate eyes hahahaha
naaadude11 1 year ago 4
I got to meet him and he is awesome! If you watch the whole DVD in the part about the side effects he says "I'm not sure if I wanna trade the drips for the squirts." It's really funny. You gotta get that DVD!
PrettyPinkDiva321 1 year ago
gut197 its because he grew up in my tiny town and went to my church as a kid
DogOrama1513 1 year ago
Godzgryl17 he comes to my church every month and does a show
DogOrama1513 1 year ago
@DogOrama1513 your lucky!
gut197 1 year ago
I would love to go to one of his shows and meet him!
Godzgyrl7 1 year ago 14
@Godzgyrl7 Ive done that three times. He's awesome. :D
lehvakacid34 1 year ago
i once w=saw a depression one that had a side effect of suicidal thoughts. what up with that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
jagajo1 1 year ago
"Man I am really feeling the burn here. Wish this thing had a motor on it."
"...Yall know how hard it is to go" (turns head)
Alixl2256 1 year ago 3
omg LMFAO!!! i luv Tim Hawkins!
cluckimaduck741 1 year ago
u did amazing at the alivefest 2010 hope u can make it next year :D
piface123 1 year ago
Electric deoderant... Ughhhhhhhhhh. I think it's time for me to go to bed.
Cbluesrocker 1 year ago
next thing they'll have is a headache medicine tht may cause headaches
Mephilisdark12 1 year ago
He is soooo funny
JustinBiebersgurl223 1 year ago
haha. lovs it!
my bro has a projecting alarm clock its cool but good point :)
Any of yall heard a comitial where the side affect to constapation pills were diarrhea. rotfl! its the same thing just different word it wld b like saying learned and learnt same thing just different words(learnt is a word btw just not common to use)
lizbetfetti 1 year ago
Omg I have that same alarm clock It also has a sensor for snooze so that all you have to do is wave ure hand infront of it for snooze instead of pushing a button
shooter3795 1 year ago
Rotfluaucabmbo
iluvts011 1 year ago
ok when ever I get a pill for a cold, it says WARNING MAY CAUSE: Vomiteing, snezeing, and even headachs!!! XD
Hullsmith 1 year ago
My pillows always block the time.
lilpinky0880 1 year ago
lol this is awesome
jman40812 1 year ago
did you know that one of the side effects of Ritalin is hyperactivity and restlessness? I'm a nurse and I look at the side effects of the drugs we work with, and I'm like...really?
Supervillegirl 1 year ago
hey if this is the real tim hawkins then il just say "my dodge is an awesome godge it runs so gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!"
david5492 1 year ago
LOVE THIS GUY HES SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD
teenkid100 1 year ago
my favorite : SLEEPING PILLS
WARNING may cause drowsiness
TimHortonvsStarbuck 1 year ago 3
Yeah I once saw a pill for depression and one of the the side effects was suicidal thoughts. What?? Yeah, that makes a lot of sense... lol. That's about the deepest form of depression you can get!!
theskiesofblue 1 year ago
I'm disappointed but this just doesn't appeal to me so much as Stephen Lynch. More sarcastic, dark humor is my thing. This guy is ok though.
Niphrehdil 1 year ago
I have that alarm clock lol
TOshow1 1 year ago
electric deoderant lol
CharlieTheHut473 1 year ago 4
cuz we all know how hardd it is to turn ur head... (ouch! my neck! its burns!!!) lol
Oliviarox12 1 year ago 4
man i took this stuff and i got a full range of motion here but OMG MY HEAD HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheLynne0 1 year ago 2
man I am REALLY feeling the burn here...
yoshilover1996 2 years ago 4
He is AWSOME!
misscitcat95 2 years ago 5
this is ssssooooooooooooooo funny (:
Treysor101 2 years ago 2
I KNOW lol those commercials where like the whole commercial time is taken up by all of the negative side effects... "...and the negative side effects are Head aches, nausa, vomiting, stomach aches, OH and this product might be FATAL!..........19.99 plus 7.99 shipping and handling..." UGH LOL SO ANNOYING
KaseyWasHere1 2 years ago 5
Your sooo right. those comercials drive me insane!!
Oliviarox12 1 year ago
Same thing w/ mechanical pencils. It is very hard to walk 10 feet to the sharpener.
LOLOLOLOL
krisycutie10 2 years ago 3
I'm not arguing with you, but that's a little different though. In college, most classrooms don't have a sharpener. So if you're in the middle of a test you don't have to worry about your lead breaking if you have a mechanical pencil
bsballfn1721 1 year ago 2
Electric fork is next.
Bugman657Studios 2 years ago 4
i got full range of motion here
lol
boombangboom56 2 years ago 2
electric deodarant haha good one
Logged0U7 2 years ago 9
is brushing ur teeth to stenues and exercise?
brettf444 2 years ago
I think it's strenuous an exercise...?
joroma77 2 years ago 3
that was freakin hilarious
somsoccer13 2 years ago 2
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAA OH MY GOSH/.. haven't laughed this much FOR SO LONG!!!
Withfaith777 2 years ago 4
i just saw a commercial that said it could be fatal!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tunkyboy6785 2 years ago 6
that alarm clock on the celling thing seems COOL
NewJerseyJake 2 years ago
headaches, nausia, and vomiting
is not worth just to make your elbow feel better
3496transformersfan 2 years ago
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DrummerBoy5980 2 years ago
Man I am REALLY feeling the burn here!
LOL! It's SOOOOO hard! :P
MsCrazychick2010 2 years ago 5
I can take the head aches, nausia, and vomiting to make my elbow feel better.
AWESOME!!!!
DaTweeStoogez 2 years ago 6
a electric clapper to turn on the clan on....yup thats gonna happen after the electric mouse clicker
christliver500 2 years ago 5
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uh, digbags, your saying your wife is a MAN! OMG DUDE! you are scary!
DarthSonic135 2 years ago
LOL it was a typo just making sure you know
( though I figure you're just joking )
XD
Bluecharizard550 2 years ago
electric deoderant priceless
KatiedidOnAutumnLeaf 2 years ago 8
makes me think of the commercials for Advair (athsma control product) where they say "Advair contains folmuterol. Folmuterol has been shown to increase the chance of athsma related death"
icedragon769 2 years ago 57
@icedragon769 so true...weird, too, since that's what the medicine's supposed to be helping! those commercials are so strange.
hisprincessforever09 1 year ago
@icedragon769 ROFL that makes me crack up every single time that an athsma control medicine has a drug that causes death from ATHSMA!!!
MrKyledude18 8 months ago
what about an electric hairbrush lol
sonicgrl9 2 years ago 6
Its sickly funny, but he really reminded me of my wife when he was brushing his teeth and getting really tired. (She has a muscle disease)
Thank heavens for electric toothbrushes.
digbads 2 years ago 2
hey digbags if she has a muscle disease then why not brush em for her or something an electric toothbrush is just as hard as regular and its a waste of good technology
yamaha85number17 2 years ago
@digbads "It's sickly funny, but he really reminded me of my wife when he..."
Typo Fail
nickelbackhero19 1 year ago
one day i saw this head ache medicine and it said "side effects may include head aches"
windscare2 2 years ago 43
Are you serious?!
MaxRide141 2 years ago
WHAT!!?
luffy2023 2 years ago
Pure genius!
montypythonchick1 2 years ago
haha i love this one, i told my friends this joke and they just laughed and laughed!!!
blackeyes209 2 years ago
priceless,lol.Bravo,Bravo
deathofisrael 2 years ago
thats hilarious
dudeguy927 2 years ago
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LOL LOL LOL!!!
JainaSolo93 2 years ago 2
LOL!!!
411KB 2 years ago
lol i have one of those clocks!
Taggerung777 2 years ago 4
lol u mean they're real!! haha sick
boardallday1 2 years ago
the clock lol amazing!
miafromavatar 2 years ago
Ever notice how a side effect of depressants is increased suicidal thoughts?
sciguy001 2 years ago 85
@sciguy001 ROFL yes! I went to the pharmacy and couldn't stop laughing at the side effects for relief products
Juliek94 1 year ago
@sciguy001 Fail...Just...Fail...
LuinTheHedgehog 1 year ago
@sciguy001 omgosh i saw that to
rayky1 1 year ago
@sciguy001 omgosh i saw that to!
rayky1 1 year ago
@sciguy001 Actually, I think you meant that a side effect of ANTI-depressants is suicidal thoughts.
MyFreedomChannel 1 year ago
@sciguy001 maybe thats why people take antidepressants not depressants
dinomite4321 1 year ago 4
i have an alarm clock that does that, lol
Vikter357 2 years ago 2
THEE BURRRN!!! i can barely feel me hand!!! and my neck hurts even more! i think i could AHHHHHHHHH OOOOOHHHHH MY HEEEEEAAAAAD those products would really help me.
skitty54 2 years ago 3
HAHALOL ELECTRICDEODRANT!!
nickjjlover09 2 years ago 5
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There is something that you can take that has NO side effects. FRUIT!! And the best way to get 13 servings of fruits into your diet is through Mona Vie.
It's changed my life.
AcaiBunch 2 years ago
@AcaiBunch Fruit has changed your life? Sounds like someone needs a girlfriend.
nickelbackhero19 1 year ago
@nickelbackhero19 LOL No need for a girl friend, I have a husband. Mona Vie has saved both our lives, and our marriage.
AcaiBunch 1 year ago
i once saw an astama pill and one of the side affects were shortness of breath
why even take the pill
nickelbackhero19 2 years ago 84
have you seen that acne gel that may cause peeling of the skin yeah keep the acne and keep the skin
spenglerrocks95 2 years ago 2
@nickelbackhero19 Yep...Been there.
LuinTheHedgehog 1 year ago
@nickelbackhero19 lol, that is ironic. XD
DarthSonic135 1 year ago
@nickelbackhero19 I HIT THE WRONG BUTTON ON UR REPLY!!!!!!!!! SORRY!!! SERIOUSLY DIDNT MEAN TOO!!!!!! SORRY!!!!!!
jagajo1 1 year ago
@nickelbackhero19 Don't forget an increased chance of asthma related death.
fluteygurl0 1 year ago
Have you seen those new toothpaste dispensers? You put it on your wall, place your toothpaste in it, push your toothbrush against the lever, and it puts the toothpaste on your toothbrush. How lazy is this country that we need that?
fazi2010 2 years ago 7
I know! not even I'm that lazy lol
kartball 2 years ago 5
i was gonna invent that for a science project!!!!
ur original message:
"Have you seen those new toothpaste dispensers? You put it on your wall, place your toothpaste in it, push your toothbrush against the lever, and it puts the toothpaste on your toothbrush. How lazy is this country that we need that?"
Judahmangi 2 years ago
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haha yeah . its so hard to get out the last drop of tooth paste.. WOOP DE DO! yeah sure its so hard to squeze a container of tooth paste.. yeah YOU NEED A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER FOR THAT I MEAN SERIOUSLY WOW ITS SO HARD TO GET OFF THE CAP AND EVERYTHING,... .-. wow thats just sad... YOU ARE SAD PEOPLE!
xoxohellobeautifulxo 2 years ago
It's a good idea to use for little kids because they almost always use way too much or get toothpaste all over the place.
lalalaGIR 2 years ago
imagine if a toothbrush had a brushless motor and lipo batterie lol
fencinggearhed 2 years ago 4
he is funny
landoncastle 2 years ago 7
I hate brushing my teeth, seriously. Electric toothbrushes changed my life! No longer do I have to huff and puff through my morning! I can use electric toothbrushes now! Best invention ever (I love the little whirring sound too)
MasterChiefisAbeLinc 2 years ago 7
Personally I hate the sound. There's no accounting for taste, I suppose.
IQtellectual 2 years ago
: P
It was a joke. Or was it...??
MasterChiefisAbeLinc 2 years ago
what about tooth tunes? those are freackin awsome........wait.......i've never used one never mind
fencinggearhed 2 years ago 3
so funny
Itrustingod15 2 years ago
he makes me feel like ive walked a mile!! lol
theTTMJshow 2 years ago 4
wouldn't the electric deoderant hurt?? lolz
iluvspringbrook 2 years ago 7
that's what i was thinkin! lol! XD
Princess092494 2 years ago
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natty406 2 years ago
ok i saw the laziest project ever, electric bag opener! i'm not joking! and it's not for like bags made of steel or something, it's for chip bags and things like that!
NACHOBUSTER 2 years ago 14
lol. really? send me a pic! lol
natty406 2 years ago 4
HAHAHAHAhahaha!!!!! bags of steel! lolz that so sounds like something he would say! XD lol! haha! =)
Princess092494 2 years ago
Dress Barn!
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WoodruffProductions 2 years ago
LOL electric deoderant!!!!! =)
Bubblysparkles13 2 years ago
0:58 till the end is too funny !
hinatahuuygafan001 2 years ago
well I can take the headake nauzie and vometing ,if it makes my elbow feel better
Brody020697 2 years ago
this was funny
srbhmb 2 years ago
I would not be at all surprised if someone invented electric deodorant. They already have electric lollipops, for cryin' out loud!
aikoaiko1 2 years ago
HAHAHA! "Is that really a good trade?" lol
totalloser23 2 years ago 4
0:38 - 0:42 and 1:54 - 2:01 are the best parts.
CJAproductionsINC 2 years ago 5
"Ive got full range of motion here!"
lol!
justthatgirl2010 2 years ago
humorous....
cutepoodle1233 2 years ago
sometimes it is hard in the morning- i need one of those clocks lol
artfreak57 3 years ago
electric dederant lol
dj10king 3 years ago 11
um, i think you ment to say "deodorant"
Bread23000 3 years ago 6
um, I think you meant to say "meant"
Plozen 3 years ago 4
lol, a typo correcting a typo
Bread23000 3 years ago 4
Yes. It was quite humerus
Plozen 3 years ago 2
irony lmao
Ash9214 3 years ago
dude, he's Awsome =]
mabel1722 3 years ago
get the dvd its hilarious i couldnt stop laughing i need a red bull i think i typed 2 much
yscooterwenucansk8 3 years ago
I got full range-a-motion...
supersecretslug 3 years ago 2
amen
eburgs1 3 years ago 3
He's right about the toothbrush
Frozone470 3 years ago 9
I got full range of motion here!
lol
theforsakenpiggies 3 years ago 4
So true, he's good at analizing life and turning it into something funny
springjean 3 years ago 8
rofl at the electric deoderant.
Frozone470 3 years ago 4
sorry but i think i want that alarm clock..
javabase99 3 years ago 12
Good clean comedy, love your videos man!!!!!
bluemtdew 3 years ago 16
kinda sounds just like my dad when my dad coughs i mean when tim pretends to puke!!!!!!
HotPrincess28 3 years ago 3
ROTFLOL!!!!
hershbergerolive 3 years ago
He came to my church. He heard me laughing all the way in the back, looked roght at me and said, "Don't judge me."
jkat128 3 years ago 14
Lol this guy is so funny, XD
timboston111 3 years ago 4
LOL! i can not stop laughing!hes the best one yet!
Mcbobsterrox 3 years ago 5
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he's not that funny...
stbrown1289 3 years ago
i think he is hilarious.
Bread23000 3 years ago 2
I have a projector clock, and i hate it.
TomatoCage 3 years ago 2
OMG I CAN'T BREATHE ROTFL!!!!!
pugarifficPichu101 3 years ago 8
1 trade for the 100 side effects lol thats histaricle
bbllrocks99 3 years ago 3
Electric Deoderant! Now thats funny!
fullbowe38 3 years ago 9