Sidney Crosby Commercial Spoof

[geoffkilian]

why would you want to take it in the ass dude? also, youre a total bender. thanks for embarrassing yourself

[21mikeyvb]

1-Crosby's lefty

2-You got butt fucked

3-You suck at hockey

4-Fuck you

[paulacav983]

Y did u make this video?... Mhh... Cuz he is better then u and ur tryin to make urself feel better.

[littlemissprincess77]

Your a really big douche;)

[jurec1mp]

jeff skinner is more of a grown man than crosby and he looks like hes in high school

[theswagbucksguru]

Crosby is a great player. So Is ovechkin. So what if crosby sounds kind of whiny sometimes? You have got to remember that he's still a kid playing with players WAY older than him. And I think his talent tallyies out his whining.

[09stanleycup]

Ovi or Crosby ....?

[max432156]

How the fuck do you tape your stick? fucking looser....

[Lola6041]

typical 

[TOPcheze]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO LOL

[smcs0franky0m]

hater little pussy bitch...just suck on that silver medal he handed your beloved americans, cocksucker

[MapleRaptorJesus]

your a pussy you dick  your just jelous your not awesome like crosby

[LZHEAD]

I just Love the people that talk shit on flyers fans from far away but deffinatley wouldnt do it in Philly, theres a reason the Crosby is a good player with sick hands but, he is a bitch and takes cheap shots and skates a way and is protected by the league and can get away with murder LETS GO FLYERS!!!!

[domaug]

@LZHEAD name ONE instance where Crosby was hit and supplemental discipline was dished out as a direct result of the hit. ONE instance.

[spongedom96]

haha your a faggot

[beathabishop]

this is hilarious

[shelbyysmithh]

Can you really expect anyone from Michigan to actually like Crosby? He's a little bitch that can't even grow a beard. He's so over rated and gets so much attention that he shouldn't have. GO WINGS; Sidney Crosby blows.....oh and canada sucks too

[Norcokid21]

thank god you own a crosby jersey...

[fixationuk]

Haha, the pens fans commenting obviously don't understand that this is a joke! Of course he's shooting bad, skating bad and in rollerblades cuz he's NOT ON ICE. It's called sarcasm and he's taking the piss! Hahaha, I thought it was a great video

[elvisandgladys]

@fixationuk That's cause you don't like Sidney Crosby!! :(

[littlemissprincess77]

And roller skates??!!! WOW

[littlemissprincess77]

Wow why don't you grow up and learn who's good at hockey!!! An trust me Sid isn't the one that's bad at hockey!!!!!

[BroadstBullies2011]

AWESOME VID! Truely exposes Cindy for the slew footing sodomite he is. Keep up the good work. You should make one about that other mongoliod fagot Mal-kum.

[vice081]

@BroadstBullies2011 youre absolutely right, a little faggot who's name nobody knows, who hasn't hit puberty yet, and whos only sexual experience was getting humped by his best friend totally just exposed sidney crosby!....typical flyers fan

[max432156]

@BroadstBullies2011 no no no about that caveman obitchkin!  he's the biggest joke

[ovisucks87]

Ya hiiiiiilarious do u even have any idea how stupid you guys look and how many people re watching this bid and laughing at ur dumbasses

[Bohlander83]

To bad you can't skate and can barely shoot a ball

[CanadaCajanek21]

@Bohlander83 uh i think that's part of the act....

[sickllest]

Uhm, soooo you're sort of a fag?

Why would you spend money on a Crosby jersey and then take time out of your day to make fun of him?

If you think Crosby is a pussy, then what's that make you?

Ha wow, douchebag.

[genahockey17]

crosby is a vagina

[yourmom1511]

haha this IS kinda funny..but it's not true in any way shape or form

[BackEddy29]

You guys are totally fucked.

[walshy158]

haha i think it may be a sin to dislike crosby.. why do people always hate the good guys?

[AbyssalDoku]

nice to see white trash trying to be funny

[baysteele15]

what does the fanes say . . . . _________ pussy

[kahonies2436]

i laughed at the whole thing 

[canadaisgolden]

did you have fun making this video?

[SmallTraces]

It's funny, I'll admit, but if this is directed to Crosby, then you've got it all wrong.

[baseballdude7777777]

best video evar!!

[hockeystar14100]

thats sooooooo funny good job man

[funy187]

kiss sidney's ass you fucking idiot and find something else to do you fucking retard

[funy187]

kiss sidney's ass you fucking idiot and find something else to do you fucking retard

[funy187]

damn retard find some thing else to do you fucking idiot

[funy187]

what the hell this is gay gay gay find some thing else to do ass hole

[ejl74]

dude..you got it all wrong..crysby likes it doggy style..funny fucking video!!!

[yourmom1511]

@ejl74 WHAT is your obsession with watching crosby videos if you hate him so fucking much? i've seen like 10 videos of him that you've commented on and you're making yourself look like a real asshole..so go the fuck awaayy.

[ejl74]

@yourmom1511 WHAT is your obsession with ME..leave me alone and stop folowing me around youtube...i'm sick of you following me

[yourmom1511]

@ejl74 hahaha yeah i'm definitely following YOU! someone thinks highly of themselves, jeeez. i just saw that every crosby video, you commented on saying that he's a pussy or something..haha get a life. and if you hate him so much, then why do you watch videos of him all the time? hmmmm..

[ejl74]

@yourmom1511 i do think he's an asshole but otherwise he's a great player..i really can't believe how many goals he has

[yourmom1511]

@ejl74 honestly, i'm not trying to be rude but why do you think he's an asshole? he seems like a really decent guy to me

[ejl74]

@yourmom1511 def not a rude question..i dont know him all i know is what i see and from what i see he act's like an asshole when he doesn't get his way..asshole might be a lil harsh..more like a whiny crybaby..he's not a "kid" anymore so he shouldnt act like one

[yourmom1511]

@ejl74 haha yeah i see where you're coming from. you could take him either way. some people think that he's a baby, which i guess he kind of can be. but some people think that he's just looking out for his team, and if a ref makes a bad call he's just trying to make it fair. it could definitely come off as whiny.

[dawson491]

u contrall your shot



[KingKonk95]

this would be funny if it wasnt obvious you are jealous of crosby and want to be good at hockey like him, a pro like him and as popular as him. Its funny laughing at gimps who make fun of people who have worked so hard at hockey and done so well and they are jealous

[ejl74]

@KingKonk95 all these positive things you say and he still acts like a douch bag..sometimes like a little girl..but always immature

[nomgangsta]

your a fucking bitch !

[Winniskits]

At least he said Ovi's a bitch... the only true info in this video :P

[kosilveriarn]

There are some things in life that I don't control. Like my shot! LOL!

[NikeBauer9077]

I wish Cindy would just die.

[sr016ify]

U faggots.

Ur no where as near as good as Crosby.

It's funny how u tried and failed.

[10techdecker]

ohh yah best vid ever

[tait002]

u guys are fags 

[Kometsfan989898]

seriously, THAT HUMPING PART WAS FREAKING HILARIOUS! ok, had to let that out.

[idkwhereiam]

fuckin faggot ass bitch

[raid4000]

The only funny part is that u'll never even get close of being as good as Crosby...

[steph0johncena]

yeah i didn't even laugh.

not even a little smile.

sad

[graffmore94]

ur a fucking freak!

u spend ur time making shity videos like this!

[hockeyaddict9]

faaageetss

[bennyontherun11]

i know your makiing fun of crosbitch but your also a person who wasted their money buying one of his jerseys....

[IronCrescent]

0:44

[JoePro1155]

hahahahahahaha this is fuckin hilarious

[mike22rtn]

I would love to see you fight crosby you little faggot... you would be on the floor crying like the little girl that you are

[TyGerDubs]

@mike22rtn blahahahah crosby couldn't fight a kitten!

[Cougarhands11]

sidney crosby can't control some things in life...like how far his tongue goes up gary bettman's butthole.

but he does control how big the dildos he uses on gary bettman are.

[cuttysarkn3ss]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[hockeyxchic]

omg people chill out. you crosby fans get waaaaay to defensive over this stuff, you can never take a damn joke.

[mlemur]

@hockeyxchic so true, he's a great player, and a great leader, but a pussy.

[MrSpikey360]

Guys who made this video are fatasses. Seriously, man up you jealous pussies.

[8brano7]

fucking stupid man ..Crosby is best! ..

[TheResidentSociopath]

There's something a little ironic about a prepubescent boy, who makes cheap videos in his parents' basement, calling a professional athlete a "pussy". Guaranteed you wouldn't have the nuts to say that to Crosby's face. And you want to talk pussies? Just look at that cheapshot artist Ovechkin, the same guy who never drops the gloves (to defend his chickenshit plays) and needs his teammates to step in an help him out. Oh, and at least Crosby backchecks and passes the puck...

[doggiefzzle411]

@TheResidentSociopath ovechkin doesnt fight because his team wont let him. you never let your best player fight if you knew anything about hockey youd understand you fucking arrogant fuckstick. sidney crosby is a little prima donna pussy. if he came anywhere near ovechkin off ice ovechkin would literally rip his heart out and eat him...crosbys like 14 years old.

[TheResidentSociopath]

@doggiefzzle411 "If I knew anything about hockey"? That's fucking rich. And you're flat out wrong, which doesn't surprise me. If you "never let your best player fight", how is it that superstars like Iginla, Getzlaf, Nash, Pronger, Chara, Lecavalier, Richards, Weber, Morrow, Perry, etc. never hesitate to drop the gloves. Hell, even Crosby fights and defends his teammates. Ovechkin's just a grade-A pussy who hits players high or from behind and cowers behind the rest of his team.

[doggiefzzle411]

"thats fucking rich." cool lingo bro you sound like bad dialogue in a shitty movie from the 90's. get the fuck out of here. lets see about 90% of the people you named are defensemen who dont put pucks in the net whereas ovechkin is the best player in the league and scores the most goals, and if in a fight will be put in the box which the team cant afford to have happen. its called strategy you fucking idiot, if you have a guy who scores a shit ton of points you dont want him out of the game.

[TheResidentSociopath]

@doggiefzzle411 @doggiefzzle411 I named off ten players and only 3 of them were defensemen. Not only do you know shit about hockey but you can't even do basic fucking math. You think that just because Ovechkin is better than Geztlaf or Chara, they are any less valuable to their team. Hell, Washington plays better when Ovechkin isn't even in the line-up. Ovechkin plays a big mans game but never backs up his play. Now THAT is pussy.

[doggiefzzle411]

@TheResidentSociopath it was an exaggeration you literal fuck, obviously your too fucking incompetent to understand. Washington doesnt play better, the play up. They have depth when their star isnt in that allows them to play up almost to the level to where he is in. Never backs it up? he threw down the gloves a couple games ago to fight and his teammates jumped in to fight instead of him because they didnt want him going to the box. stop acting like you know so much shit and shut the fuck up.

[crosbyshowdown87]

if u hate crosby then y u have his jersey

[SIoyvenheaven1]

This video is awesome! So true!

[Lskisocc98]

Ovechkin ISSS a bitch.

and crosby is sick.

no denying.

[Wmdude1998]

I LOL'D SO HARD AT THE HUMPING PART

[insertusernamehere9]

AMAZING LOVE IT SO MUCH =]]]

go bruinsssssssssss

[humairaapatel]

If you hate Sidney Crosby so much, why did you go out and by his jersey?

GO PENS!

[buccofan27]

juuuusst thinking that....seems kinda weird lol

[HOCIPLAYER]

"There's some things in life, that I don't control... like my shot..." LMFAO that was hilarious!

[CONMAN45RH]

I bet half of you moronic squat jobs have never even heard of or seen a game of hockey.

Sid the Kid #1 player in the NHL (ever)

[jcktfn49]

"Blocked shots" haha I died!!!!!!!!! ROFL!

[haaaileee8D]

hahaahh, dude i love you. <3 ahh

[spazzmcgee09]

Wow........

[Dragoon590]

I'm sure sid's shoulders hurt from supporting the stanley cup. Best player in the national hockey league, hands down.

[kj23x]

When have you seen crosby win a battle in the corner?

[Dragoon590]

he doesn't have to. when he goes to the corner he never looses the puck. you have never played or watched hockey in your life have you?

[thewerdguy]

hell yea i love you!!!

in a dude to dude way

[Narane60]

sure is butthurt around here

[MAmoviesRS]

i like it

[DaLtOn6053]

dude this video is fucking gay just like you two dont hate on him just cause you ant that good

[poopypoop44444]

you just wish you were as good/popular/awesome as crosby, so you are the pussy you bitch ass faggot

[MrTurtle691]

@poopypoop44444 Motherfucking agreed

[seandog619]

@poopypoop44444 u mad?

[MegaMVP30]

@poopypoop44444 you called urself poopypoop44444 beacause ur a to big of a faggot to realize that Crosby is a pussy and doesnt have good character

[mugzie04]

@poopypoop44444 i know right hell kick there ass

[marth1800]

@poopypoop44444 he is what he eats

[Cougarhands11]

Fuckin hilarious! Fuck crosby's bitch faggot ass. Go wings!

[MPenafiel23]

HELL YES, GO WINGS !

[BigMattFromTexas]

you know whats funny, he makes millions for being great at hockey, and you get called an idiot for making stupid videos...

[agdavoren1]

you guys r fuken dicks crosbys a legend

[KHSBikesCo]

yo Michigan, u'll be the pussy when your crying because of Crosby winning the 2010 Gold. Thats an art ross, Stanly cup, hart, gold, and a soon richard. What, bitch

[Freakaleek3344]

10/5

Ovi would fuck him up

[allybrandt]

this is gaayyy,

like srsly,

hes ammmazing and your just jelous,

like srsly,.

its really mean to do that and hes like the best player in the world so like duude idd think twice aboue making this viedo because your just making a foool out of your self.

[flyerule28]

and you're an idiot who really needs to learn how to spell and speak properly.

[kcrosbygirl87]

wow. stop wasting your time. this a ridiculous.

[Weisler94]

Your a Faggot. Crosby is not a pussy u r. Go Crosby

[laxattack1020]

i'm a big pens fan but this was absolutely hilarious. haha GO Pens

[1musicchick1]

you guys are just jealous

cuz if you werent you

wouldnt spend all that time making this

go grow a pair and learn how to play

hockey ! (Y)

[ZigZaggn]

hahaha and yet you own his jersey. get a life

[squishybrian]

it looks like a china sweatshop fake. so you can hope he spent like 40 or 50 bucks on it just for this production.

[ZigZaggn]

true true. but nevertheless i wouldn't spend a buck on somebody i don't like. whateves i'll give the dude his 5 minutes of youtube fame

[oehieze]

so, dude, you still haven't answered...

HOW many dick HAVE you sucked??

lol!

[sodapopsucka]

HAHAAHA this is great

[iamaredpingu10]

wow u guys are retards u know that u guys are just jealous big fags

[girltant]

this is hilarious

[monkeyleg999]

wow your right...

you are a pussy

you like it up the butt and you suck at hockey

[csouto67]

u take that position pretty well fag

[kurnis41]

They are stupid idiots=))

[JJtheman2008]

mike this is fuckin hilarious

[sniperturky1]

dude i like when he gets hit in the head

[ILuv29LetsGoPens87]

even though i love crosby and hate ovechkin and want to slap you in the face this video made me laugh so hard

[SoftballCPlayer]

"ovechkins a bitch" hahahaha FUNNNYYY!!

[dylannhl09]

nice vid i loled so hard but the guy playing crosby sucks dick

[kimhckylvr87]

why do you

have that jersey dont

give me "its my friends"

no you dont even no

how to tap a stick thats stupid

you got hump by your boyfrined

doesnt prove anything just proves

this video sucks just like you life

[Dancing4Coldplay]

"Ovechkins a bitch." hahahaha

[jor1199]

ha that's hilarious

[CrazyMonkeyzx4]

ha funny as hell

[icetea3824]

im not mad crosbys a good player but hes a fucking pussy malkin and ovechkin are the best

[icetea3824]

lool fuck crosby wat a pussy Oveckins the best

[Hockeyrules97]

someones mad that ovechkin got pwned by crosby

[beansandcornbread]

Hockeygod said it all. Crosby is the man.  Looks like YOU are the pussy!

[Xaemius]

Sidney Crosby is to overrated and all the guys how like crosby are homos

[Hockeygod98]

Crosby:

-Youngest player to record a 100 point season

-Youngest player to ever win the Art Ross

-Youngest to ever win the Hart

-Youngest captain in NHL history

-Youngest captain to ever win the Cup

You:

-Some bitter loser with no accomplishments worth mentioning to anyone but your parents, if they even give a shit.

[87Crosby87Lover87]

hahahahahahahah!!!! very nicely said!!!!

[2010chubbs]

Kirk Maltby:

-Has 3 more stanley cups than the savior they call Crosby

hahahaha

[blackhawkcrazy61]

That "pussy" is also 10000 times better of not only a hockey player, but a man than you'll ever be. That "pussy" is one of the most respected individuals in the league. That "pussy" just won a Stanley Cup.

I think the only pussy here is you. And I'm pretty sure that the ripped guy I saw at the end of this video could beat the shit out of your fat, flabby ass.

Pussy.

[87Crosby87Lover87]

hahahahahah! your awesome!

[HockeyGirl8787]

ya. and that pussy is sitting at home with lord stanley right now. nice try, douche

bag.

[player29hockey]

funny

[MartyBrodeur552]

lol thats fuckin great ur right he is a pussy

[Olive219]

hahahaha :P

[87Crosby87Lover87]

sidney picture at the end!! ahh! georgeous, unlike you boys!

[87Crosby87Lover87]

i can tell you guys cant get any girls? am i right?

[Nate8724]

wow just wow u must be a flyers fan? right?

[HockeyWarrior45]

ha ha ha very funny?

atleast you could be alittle better actor... :)

[michigan422721]

ur a great actor...thats why u have like 20 views on ur videos. ha ha ha?

[Keatingfire252]

funny as much as you hate him, you forked up the 150 bucks for his jersey, dont hate him cause you aint him!!!!

Lets Go Pens!!!!

[michigan422721]

its not even mine u dumb fuck

[87Crosby87Lover87]

ahhaahha thats exactly what i was thinking!!!!!!! wanna-bees!!!

GO PENGUINSSSS!!!!!!

[kanayd]

You should have put in some crying and ball sack punching when he fights. He needs to grow up before anyone will respect him.

[mstandke]

amazing video everything was funny nice job gooo ovechkin!!!

[spongedom96]

how does not have a million views???????/ awsome job

[DirtyDangles10]

like the tape job

[DirtyDangles10]

haha 0:24

[DirtyDangles10]

best video ever

[EyeHeart87]

Hahahahhahahahhaa I fucking love sidney crosby, but the only reason why this commercial was funny was the way you said pussy. You talk weirrd. I love Sidney Crosby<333

[ferrier8725]

You're a little fagot pussy and Crosby would run over you. You fagot

[spongedom96]

its jst a joke thing dude calm down

[bayernfan13]

i was jacking off to this video and i shot a huge load all over the computer and then my pc short circuited fml... has this happened to anyone else? please reply back

[spongedom96]

i feel ur jizzed pain :(

[71crosby87]

i love sid the kid but that was funny lol

[bodray1319]

Fuck you all you are all just pissed cause he is the best fucking player in the nhl you are all fucked up... Pittsburgh Penguins must know what they are doing getting the two best players in the world GENO and Crosby