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  • "...I mean parcels are rarely damaged during shipping!"

    "Define 'rarely'"

    "...frequently..."

    LOL!

  • Lol the define rarely thing was the whole reason I searched for the clip

  • Are we about through here, Newman? LOL.

  • Jerry!

  • 4 people got busted by newman

  • newman famous in basic instinct during the leg crossed interrogation scene!

  • "its pretty hot under this light ha sienfeld? pretty....hoot " hahahahahahahahaha

  • "Define rarely."

    "Frequently..."

  • ....no

    omfg i died with laughter

  • "Can I have a sip?"

    ".... no"

    *smiles*

  • @KamasutraButterfly That cracks me up every time.

  • Best scene in the entire series!

  • ugh...Newman

  • 3 people couldn't have a sip

  • the sweat makes it so much funnier. god i love this scene! pretty......hot

  • LMAO He's the one under the interogation light. It's totally backwards.

  • Helloooo HmmmmNEWMAN!

  • poor Newman, this was meant to be his big day

  • Right before Jerry says, "No." he still has the soda in his hand. When they cut away to Newman standing up, it's on the table. lol

  • @fortehlulz9999 lol nice find

  • "Its pretty hot under these lights huh seinfield? Pretty......HOT?!"

    "Actually I'm quite comfortable."

    Swirls drink

    "Can I have a sip?"

    "No."

    ROFL

  • @ScottJackson117 my fav part

  • I love all the film noir scenes in Seinfeld!

  • insert quote from clip in hopes of getting thumbs up

  • @iverson3324 insert quote about inserting quotes in hopes of getting thumbs up

  • @mpn1990 & xXshamm3rsXx If you are going to have the same highest rated comment only put one.

    If you are going to have the same highest rated comment only put one.

  • 3 people don't say hello to Newman.

  • The bored guy's reactions were epic.

  • lol, Newman is such an idiot putting the light over himself instead of Jerry, so that he was the one that got all sweaty, not Jerry. And then he doesn't even look at the signature until Jerry tells him it's not his.

  • @pokexplosion21 Yeah, that's kind of the joke, you fucking retard.

  • lol the other guy is falling asleep XD

  • @Psycho3418 I think the guy's like, "I've had enough of Newman's shit."

  • Pretty hot under these lights, ehh Seinfeld? Pretty........haht!

  • actually im quite comfortable

  • lmao who is that other guy just sitting there

  • "No0o"

  • Newman

  • His uncle signs as "Uncle Leo". Hahaha

  • @leafyutube Brilliant. XD

  • I love the "no" ! lol

  • This makes me want a mug root beer

  • Not gonna play ball EHHHHHH!!?!

  • Who is Uncle Leo?

  • God, worst continuity ever. Can is by his legs, then at his head, then on the table. Yet its still hilarious

  • @filmguy531 Not really. There was enough time between of the shots of Jerry for him to change the position of the can.

  • @codemannz Your kidding right. When Jerry says no its right in his hand, it then cuts to the can being on the table.

  • Newman: Not gonna play ball huh??? LOL XD Too funny.

  • Can I have a sip?...... No

  • hahah newman is funny

  • "No" 0:43

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  • define rarely. frequently. . . .. ROFL

  • it's a basic instinct parody isn't? 

  • @trcsonic Yes, it parodies the scene in Basic Instinct in which Wayne Knight can be seen dabbing the sweat off.

    I was just waiting for Jerry to cross his legs!

  • can I have a sip?

  • i find a misstake..... in 0:44 he's holding the can.. a second later he's not

  • @xbox360copy very good eye there my friend

  • @xbox360copy Good work, Nancy Drew!

  • "Pretty hot under these lights, eh, Seinfeld??"

  • HAHA define rarely. Frequently. HAHAHAH

  • Hehe, on the soft drink can, it says "NO CAFFIENE"...going along with the continuity of the series that Jerry doesn't drink caffiene...(least he thinks he doesn't till revealed in the episode "The Dog")...hehe =P

  • @kirbystar89 "Morning Thunder" has caffeine in it but Jerry didnt know it did LOL

  • the timeless art of seduction

  • newman, you have failed again!!!!!

    "another day, seinfeld..."

  • i've never seen the can i have a sip part, they remove it when it's on tv

  • Cannahavasip?

    Naow...

  • NOT GONNA PLAY BALL, EHHHHHHHH?

  • What language are the subtitles in? Anyone know?

  • @kingmarck1 It's swedish dude

  • @ffp1337 Thanks

  • @kingmarck1 Swedish

  • C....can I have a sip?

    No.

  • THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST "NO" IN THE HISTORY OF NO's!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL!!!

    Can I have a sip?

    No!

  • mugs rootbeer is disguisting. Market Basket brand is better.

  • @cj62392

    A&W the best!

  • @OlderG0ds nah it goes ibc then barqs then a&w

  • @OlderG0ds YAH!

  • Uncle Leo?!

  • lol :D seinfeld FTW

  • i like that uncle leo signs his name as uncle leo hahaha

  • You know, it isn't fair that Jerry still got a fine for the stereo since it really WAS broken.

  • @Headbanger142 Especially when you consider that he didn't even send the stereo to himself that way, Kramar did. And of course he walks out on him when he gets in trouble. Jerk.

  • Haha Uncle Leo signs his name 'Uncle Leo.'

  • @Edwardlbaker lol good catch!!

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  • LOL @ the ominous music when Newman says "It's pretty hot under these lights"!

  • 0:43 can I have a sip...no...not gonna play ball huh lollllllllllllllllll

  • I have to say...

    Jerry looks really hot when the camera closed up awhile he's saying "No"

  • One of my favorite scenes....lol.

  • i think this is newman best since

  • Jerry's so eeeevil at 00:45

  • @FreedomForMankind imagine

  • ''Uncle Leo?!'' XDhahahaha!!

  • Not gonna play ball ahhhhhh?

  • Newman: is this or is this not your signature?

    Jerry: no as a matter of fact it isn't

    Newman: chuckles....uncle Leo?

  • yay swedish subtitles

  • "Can I have a sip?"

    "No"

  • "It's pretty hot under these lights, ehhh Seinfeld, pretty hot!"

    "Actually I'm quite comfortable."

    "Can I have a sip?"

    "No."

    lol newman is so hilarious, whenever jerry has a snack or sugary drink newman will always ask him if he can have a bite or sip, but jerry will always say no

  • newman is worst postman and interrogator but funniest character in the end jerry only gets a small fine but george gets embarresed

  • does anyone have the clip of the second interegation with George. Newmans rant is hilarious towards Jerry when says that he is going to expose Jerry "As the monster that you are. A monster so vile"

  • @dadirrtywhyteboi hey man, i'm lookin for that clip too. Love when Newman goes off! but checkout "Seinfeld best moments" i just watched it, Jerry won't take Newman to France and Newman kinda goes off..." mark my words Seinfeld...." not as good as "bring you down from your cushy Lair, and expose as the monster you are, a monster so vile..." i'm hurting my stomach just typing this.

  • "kan jag fa en klunk?"

    "nej"

  • "Define rarely - frequently" LOLOL

  • Hah I like Jerry's face at :06 and :35

  • just saw this on TV, gotta love Seinfeld!

  • Newman:"........can I have a sip?"

    Jerry: "..no.."

    I love how Jerry says that. He's so devilishly happy to deny Newman a sip!

  • oh i know!!! hahaha

  • You know, I still find it kind of unfair that Jerry still got fined for the damaged stereo. He wasn't the one who broke it, he was trying to fix it and George took the picture.

  • They have since edited a portion of this scene out...I think they snip out the part where Jerry is circling the can with his hand but I'm not positive. Anyone else notice that on TV? Wonder why.

  • @whaler3232 On TV, they cut the part out when Newman asks for a sip and Jerry says no, it cuts to Newman standing up after Jerry circles the can. I have noticed this as well.

  • probably because it's ridiculously obvious that it's a can of MUG Root Beer, and they don't want to have to pay for advertising and all that jazz. easier to just clip the section and not worry about it.

  • "Uncle Leo"? LOL

  • hello newman

  • if istart faving seinfeld videos i'll never end!

  • "Define Rarely."

    "Frequently."

  • Awesome... When I become an uncle, I am definately going to sign as "Uncle Ryan"

  • Haha yeah that part always makes me laugh too, how he signs his name "Uncle" Leo randomly

  • Hey who's on that commemorative stamp behind Newman, James Dean?

  • Yea, it does look like James Dean. At 0:47 you can clearly see its him.

  • Newman...

  • Jerry...

  • Lol Newman

  • best show ever

  • Check out the megastamps on the wall, lol.

  • "Can I have a sip?"

    "No."

    Haha! I just love how evil Jerry sounds when he says that and how Newman immediately gets pissed off.

  • Love Neman! He's halerious. Funny!

  • Hahah i find it sooo funny that Uncle Leo has the word 'uncle' in his signature too :D

  • 'Can I have a sip?'

    'no'

  • haha Newman is sweating himself when he is the one doing the interrogating lol

  • me and my bud were dying when this was on tv

  • i love this scene newman hates this nigga Lmao

  • "can i have a sip?" lol

  • uncle leo?

  • The next confrontation later on in this episode was 10x funnier!

  • yah he lost weight n real life but idk he isnt that good looking just saying

  • Haha. Fuckin Postal-worker Newman!

  • define rarely?

    Frequently

    haha

  • "Its pretty hot under these lights, eh Seinfeld?... pretty... HOT...."

    "Actually Im quite comfortable."

  • I wonder why they don't have that Sip/No line in the syndicated version? I agree it is the best line in that episode...

    George on the couch is great too!

  • HAHAHAH

  • A Mail Man, un-like most men. De faced by the truth under the lights of peership. Their Holy vows of alligence to the fruits of the labor brings forth their true character and duty to which they owe alligence. Like someone I know very closely, fangly closely, close enough for justice under similar terms with this video clip.

  • hahaha?

  • Can i buy some pot from you?

  • lol Uncle Leo signed for the package as "Uncle Leo"

  • "This case is closed pending further evidence."Haha....

    "Jerry!!"....

    It's funny tv shows today don't have anything compared to Seinfeld.

  • You should check out Arrested Development. Along with Seinfeld, those 2 are my fave sitcoms of all time.

  • Arrested Development was the most overlooked sitcom! I wish it gained more recognition.

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  • "Parcels are rarely damaged during shipping!"

    "Define 'rarely.'"

    "Frequently..."

  • It's pretty hot under these lights huh Seinfeld . . . Pretty hot! Actually I'm quite comfortable. Can I have a sip? No. Funny lines!

  • they never play this one anymore

  • Newman is the king! he definitely should be more often in the show.

  • me encanta como jerry le dice "NO"

  • i love this episode. they should have had Newman on the show more often. this show is just epic. fotfl. =)

  • what season is it ?!

  • its pretty hot under these lights Seinfeld

  • Actually I'm quite comfortable.

  • damn newman is actually quite cute with all the sweat xDD

  • I don't think that Newman under the light sweating bullets will make Jerry crack under the pressure. Seinfeld was and still is the best.

  • this is so much funnier than colbys face

  • newman shoulda at least shined the light at jerry instead of being under it himself

  • That's the whole point of the scene.

  • Much to my dismay, the "Can i have a sip? / No..." line is edited out of the syndicated version of this episode, but it's the best line in the whole episode!

  • yea i noticed that too

  • Actually, im quite comfortable

    XDDD

  • that was funny..."can i have a sip"??? "no..."

  • I live in Brazil and I love this sitcom... thank you for posting... they don´t shows it anymore.

  • thanks!

  • best, no, ever

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