Club Chocolate Biscuit Commercial

[Lanky20]

I feel like 4 years old!!!

[Cosmolovescheese]

Ah, 240p. We meet again.

[MrOutstep33]

If you alot of chocolate on your biscuit suck my knob

[estebanrey]

Is this gay innuendo?

[estebanrey]

Kean is shite, you've got to sack him,

Come on Venky's save our club!

[DaltonKarle123]

My business teacher told me to listen to this.

[MyPokemoncollection1]

0:20 Quack

[FriendlyHenry]

MINT mofos!

[Carolsuperstar3]

Join the club, lol. And Never say Never, because it could/should happen.

[erinjamieson1]

I clicked a Crisscolfer link and ended up here..... wtf

[Beep12gurl]

How the hell did I get here?????

[ps3consolewar]

they keep getting smaller!

I used to hate the time when you realized all the oranges were gone and you're stuck with the mint!

[iAmJokerX]

my grandad used to sing this to me when i was a kid :')

[Bisected8]

My favorites were the mint ones.

[hombreg1]

TOP GEARL lolololololololol

[Burningmace]

4 people prefer biscuits with only a little bit of chocolate.

[andstarvinwasborn]

is this not the most gayest slogan ever? I think it was a subliminal recruitment theme...lol

repeat slowly...check the pun...

"if u like a lot of chocolate on you biscuit join our club"...PSML!

[nmacog]

MINT ones were the best :) 

[pointreyes6]

used to bite all the chocolate off and then throw the biscuit away. whats that duck at 00.21

[f00768500]

Funny thing: LOVED this ad, HATED the ENTIRE product range!!!

(can't have it ALL, eh?!? -- ^_^ !!!)

[johnkenwright]

Mint clubs all the way, down with the rank orange ones!

[chelseaforever10]

my dad can't stop singing this song lol

[cableguy786]

hated mint flavor

[Lionstar16]

The 90s were the best times for T.V. shows, adverts and films. I'm hugely grateful I'm a 90s baby :)

[AcousticUplift]

@Lionstar16 Nah. The 80s kids got a better deal ;-). We got to watch all the classic 80s AND 90s ads. Music was better too.

[maxhavis]

I was so ready for the clapping at the end =D

[nahpop1]

i wanna go back to the 90's.....they were awesome!

[MasterRyu121]

Its all about the orange club bars :D

[EKpaul1]

I had a friend back in the day that tried to join the club....I think he was commited years later ;-)

[dirtydan98]

thumbs up if ur high n eating a club right now

[Andi090386]

Fell free to sing along if your'e a kid from the 90's!!

"If you like a load of chocolate on your'e biscuit, join our club.

If you like a load of chocolate on your'e biscuit join our club,

if you like a load of chocolate on your'e biscuit join our "Quack"........ if you like a load of chocolate on your'e biscuit join our..... CLUB!"

[XXeggroll13XX]

Why can't American commercials be like this?

[Senseman]

The "baby" at 00:21 looks like some kind of doll you'd buy off TV.. terrifying.

[anicetune]

The most successful Club advertisement ever!

Bring it back!

[Andi090386]

@anicetune I had the tune for this going roun in my head all day at work yesterday!! I think we should get a petition to bring this back to our TV screens, show the kids of today a proper advert!!

[JackRabbitSlim]

1 word: oldskool!

[2stepsteve]

If you like a lot of bigs pixels on your chocolate join our club?

WTF happened here to the quality? If I dug out a VHS tape from the 90s pissed on it, took a shit on it, and finally raped it I would still get better video quality than this. You just ruined my childhood memories of this advert.

[woodster1965]

@2stepsteve Fuckin hell man take it easy!!! jesus christ!!!!

[Tozzywozzy01]

PMSL James May started singing this on Top Gear the other day. Total win XD

[ninjapandaman]

@Kevin1148 LOLOL

[BRAKESUK80]

@Kevin1148 that comment made me laugh man

[ArwenPendragon]

Mint is clearly the best.

[keithd3]

@Kevin1148 No need for that mate

[Hashpotato]

haha the kid at 0.18 looks like the fuckin mushroom outta mario brothers. god bless the 90s

[Malioboro1]

belter

[starryeyesurpise]

just had a club original, started singing this song and had to youtube it. ugh i remember the fruit and nut ones they were gross, whatever happened to them? they still make mint, orange and original, yum!!!

[TheFirecogicuk]

THey sttil make them I have some at home.

[simongood3]

mine were always meltedby lunch break except in winter !

[porbello9]

The geezer at 19.0 went on to manage the nags head in peckam, RIP

[MistaSpookie]

Ohh shit! It is im n'all !!

[richg101]

good biscuits. the new ones suck. plus they stopped the purple raisin ones. club biscuits were the best part of packed lunches at school

[CHANNELOMD]

used to love the orange ones ,ate 6 in a row and threw up,happy days:)

[hippylongstockings]

orange my fav aswell lol :)

[villobum]

LOL

[caltontongs73]

i am the black kid in this ad,the white actors used to corner me in the toilet and shove clubs up my bum,of course they took the wrappers of first!

[starryeyesurpise]

hahaha lol so random ahh

[Malbo22]

oragne clubs were the best. you know it, i know it and so does your mum.

[dirtydan98]

@Malbo22 mint not bad either ;)

[OmegaWolfVideos]

@Malbo22 I'm eating one right now lol

[Showsni]

Mint Clubs were the ones for me.

[XXnukleopatraXX]

clubs are gross like most cheap biscuits....

they dont even taste of chocolate its just some weird flavored shit...

[bungle533]

that was paul leyshon in the baseball hat

[LucyInTheOrangeSkye]

My dad was always saying this and whistling it know i no where it's from. great advert.

[SarahKW71]

the girl with ginger hair hanged herself by mistake

[benwilson528]

I just ate three orange clubs. It was awesome.

Also, what mythical part of Britain was this filmed in where kids play baseball?

[JRedmond1212]

It's obviously America. Thirteen seconds in Michelle Obama makes an appearance.

[sampanda]

clubs were great, it was all about the orange ones :P

[hellcatboston]

wasnt if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit buy a dog?

[chilled99]

The mint one and the one with raisins in it hmmmmm

[NecroSlavery]

The adverts we view today are shite.

[BrutusCass]

@NecroSlavery darn it that was almost an intelligent comment, except even this is shit! but I guess you can't understand why!

[Calfaeairdrie]

What year were the Rhino Club Biscuit Adverts shown.

[Peterlovesgarage]

Does this have a hidden and perverse meaning?

[grahamgregson]

OMG I NEVER thought they would put this on , HOW embarresing lololol IM THE KID in the baseball cap at the end of the bench at the start with the baseball mitt!!!!!!!!!!

[calibar38]

what where was this filmed rudeboi?? london?? this use 2 be my fave advert it was like 96/97 rudeboi??

[JohnyH]

lolthebabyisalllikeO_O

[JannyDaBrat]

I remember that advert.

[xxXCoJackXxx]

I like a lot of chocolate on my biscuits!

[1997kat]

luv this commercial

[BeefStuMovie]

wht year was this broadcast?

[dunskids]

im guessing 1992

[simontriglia]

Someones bitter that they didnt get the voiceover they auditioned for..unlucky salvadorsalvona, but yes i did do the voice-over and have proof .all the best

[simontriglia]

Someones bitter that they didnt get the voiceover they auditioned for..unlucky salvadorsalvona, but yes i did do the voice-over and have proof .all the best

[wizardspocket]

simon! you snivelling little shit,"ooooh i got the proof!,it was me,me,me" no it was not! i did the voice over for all these adverts

[infectedkisses]

just eaten mine yummy

[doozerio]

you retard...

[chocolaterock]

And now they're tiny...

[MusicanoftheFuture]

Another great happy classic ad I even remember 1 Club advert featured a hippo dancing to,classical music whereing a twotwo as I was told those skirts are cauled. Anyone remember that? What about any Tesco ads too?

[salvadorsalvona]

i loved "united" biscuits! remember the add,"i'm delighted, to eat united"! i did the voice for the manager! oh and don't listen to simontriglia,it was me that did the voice of the boy in the green cap!

[LaZLouise]

@ school we used to sing "if you like alot of chocolate on your finger sick it up your bum"...........well we used to find it funny!

[HutchinsonNeil]

You can still buy them but only half the size!!

[liljoey85]

hahahaha mint! love it n rember it :S

[jamierourketen]

i dont like chocolate ones i like ritz crackers,they sould put more in the pack though,i am morbidly obese and i love to eat a whole box with a 2 litre bottle of aldi coke to wash it down....

[LaZLouise]

lol

[VengaboysRbackINtown]

No you don't!! What is it with comments on this ad and LIARS?!!

[professorweegie]

it was me! you ranting nigger.

[wizardspocket]

chocalate loving nignog! i was the guy in the add!

[igirl87]

can't believe how strong advertising to kids is! i still find myself singin these random tunes now!....like the trio one, and vitalite! kinda scary

[samisgreat58]

the bit where the duck quacks an the baby goes 0_0!

[BunnyBiscuit]

We used to sing this song all the time back in primary school!

[simontriglia]

Hi guys thought id tell you i was the voice of the lad in the green cap and the chorus, we recorded this back in the early nineties, i believe 1993...my claim to fame !! Enjoy

[VengaboysRbackINtown]

You anall, stop fucking lying. Sad acts!!

[sunnygirly2k4]

I almost forgot this - insanely catchy! Very good ad jingle and I never knew a teen from this died - thought it would be a rumour, like the one about that Frosties kid being dead ...

[westcountry1993]

I remember this from the early nineties, but it had to be taken off the air. One of the actors/teenagers in the advert died and the grieving family refused to allow it to be shown again! That why, until now, you've never seen it since! Gary Hale of Evesham in Worcestershire

[VengaboysRbackINtown]

Stop lying.

[OhSoRobbiieexo]

but i love them really!

[OhSoRobbiieexo]

caaroline and lottie hate this so i hate them!!!!!!!!!!

[OhSoRobbiieexo]

LOVE IT XO im obsessed with it now :P x

i hate caroline by the way.

[HappyDaze01]

I used to sing this song so much to myself back in the day.

[RickyUK100]

I had a freind who would never stop singing that. very annoying.

[honey19878]

u no i loved them chocs neva seem to see them now

n the ad wow how old shows my age

[BodaciousWickerman]

Hell yea, old skool!!! love dis ad.

[GhandiTown]

clubs raped me

[KaiJeckles]

The memories indeed! Wow! Thanks for uploading this!

[cockroacher]

Gosh.. I'm addicted!

[InDeepestWiltshire]

Memories of childhood