MST3K Devil Doll 5/10

[bud9133]

I'm British, and yes, beer here is THAT thick.

[rem2267]

- Did I just see someone walk in and paw my puppet? ROTFL

- That's the lowest doorknob I ever saw.

[OneThousandWorlds]

I starting saying that around my friends when shit starting getting extra-weird..

whoa.. whoa, hey! wh- vo.. vorelli! VORELLI!

also, I had Pibb up my nose for an hour at the ' ya only rent ham' bit, just kicked my in the face outta nowhere

[1daddy57]

Is he 'shrooming at 2:58???

[EmilyDNelson]

I wish he'd knock off the fucking whispering, it makes it so hard to hear what the hell he's saying.

Not that it's actually worth hearing anyway.....

[hebahabahobaheben]

5:47 great "2001 A Space Oddessy" reference

[vampirehunter42]

The MST3K set would make an awesome home bar setup. Have the tunnel open to bottles of beer and stuff. Have the hex screen set up with a tv. Have all the bots build and hanging around the bar.

A man can dream........ A man can dream........

[silvereagle2061]

@vampirehunter42 Hey, it started with a dream so why not?

[kftc88]

My reaction to Hugo standing over me while I slept, asking me for help, would be endless screaming followed by hitting him with any blunt object nearby until nothing but sawdust was left. Much like how Mike reacts to Crow's skull trick in "The Screaming Skull".

[MST3K1506]

@kftc88

Ditto that.

[RaWrZzZz]

THEENKS. That gets me every damn time. I remember Trace's Crow using a very similar voice back in the short "Posture Pals" in "The Unearthly." That voice gets me every time. "THEENK YOU, THEENK YOU VERY MUSCH, I'M WEERING A LOVELY PAYNTSCHUIT." - Crow in "Posture Pals".

[StoneColdSergio]

"Tomorrow, you will remember nothing."

Sheesh, I bet that's every guy's dream.

[SinnFein4ever]

4:28-5:32

And that is why females should not save themselves for marriage.

[ColonelHoraldo]

Agh, fake British accents. Agh.

[DayBreakization]

5:18 So... why is this called Devil Doll? This guy is WAY more evil.

[Gigrantula58]

I thought I would come over and paw you for a while!

[DAVIDInitiative]

"You could park a Humvee in his chin dimple!"

Servo peering up into cleavage: "Does she have four breasts?" LOL

5:12 - 5:24

"Nightmare, Hugo? Okay, jump in."

[Tareltonlives]

Wot's all this, then?

[suzycreamcheesez]

that's the lowest doorknob I've ever seen

[belladonna4577]

"i tell ya, you only rent ham..." XD

[ShadesofScorpius]

Ah German, the language of love.

"You're very beautiful Marianne." THEENKS! ( HAHAH I use that all the time ^.^ )

[maximumkarlnage]

Imagine if Vorelli used his powers on, say, the world's leaders instead of using them to abuse his assistants and getting laid

Look! There's no god. There's the proof, not a single god.

[pretorious700]

Funny, last time I was in Bangkok I ran into 2 Brits in a pub just like Crow and Tom. By the end of the night they had picked fights with me, an Australian, and a woman from Bangla Desh.

[Gjeorje]

That British skit was wrong...we`ve got bad teeth as well.

[JimGrim90]

No, no. Not American's doing British accents. It burns...

[jarvisel]

I didn't notice, but they painted dorky teeth on Crow to be British. Solid gold. 

[Enumclaw]

0:47 Michael Jackson! 0_o

[tripoli911]

She likes me, she really likes me! Sure, I hypnotized her a little bit...

[alaskaTrobot]

The two people who dislike this must have the personality of a wet sponge, and must be blind and deaf.

[pretorious700]

@alaskaTrobot and have bad breath

[cuttock]

"Bless me puppet for I have sinned"

Oh good god....He did'nt say that.....LMAO

[IliyaMoroumetz]

Even though I don't ingest strong drink, I would love to go to Tom and Crow's pub just for the lulz. :D

[dieDunkelheit123]

"grandpa's doing wind sprints again" lol

[FusilliJerry82]

"I guarantee it". I love how many product/commercial references are still relevant over a decade later.

[MST3K1986]

I'd definitely go to a British pub run by Crow and Tom Servo. Having a place where us nerds could be able to trade snaky one liners, with robots, over a pint would be awesome.

[daliwndrland]

@MST3K1986 I fully support this dream...

[Gjeorje]

@MST3K1986 - Did you spill my bird? -Are you looking at my pint? -Right! -Outside NOW!! Just kidding. You`re my best mate you are BLOOOOOURGH! , Oh sorry, That went all down your coat -There you are -The British Pub Experience (Now with added racist insults)

[MST3K1986]

@Gjeorje

Thanks Gjeorje ;)

[badliberiangirl89]

"take the ribbon from my hair"

didn't they also say that when they did "The Final Sacrifice"?

[StudioMFBGA]

Servo looks like the guy at the end of the Deadly Bees.

[Tareltonlives]

"Ah, German. The language of love"

"Look, there's no God. There's the proof. Not a single God"

The person who wrote this movie must have been one of those Snape/Hermione shippers in the Harry Potter fandom

Which is less romantic; Driscoll and the Puppet or the not-so-great Vorelli and his mindslave?

I love the bots pseudo-cockney and pseudo-pub.

[nut126]

2:08--that's a Zebra reference, YES!

[AuburnRed1]

I should warn you the name Great Vorelli does not necessarily mean what you think it might.

No God, there's the proof not a single God.

I wonder why I had that close up just a minute there. I think I liked it better thought. Yeah definately go back for the close up.

I would go to Crow and Tom's Pub! :D

[AuburnRed1]

Bless me puppet for I have sinned.

Don't tell me you'll call, I know you won't

You'll be yourself...an ugly puppet, oh sorry.

Out of curiosity what was he saying to Marianne, there in German?

Do you think if I went and painted the entire sattelite and came back something would happen? Not in this movie! :D

[Gjeorje]

@AuburnRed1 "Out of curiosity what was he saying to Marianne, there in German?" - He was saying "Can I put my hand in your bra....for charity." & then he said "SCHLAAAAAAAF!, er, SLEEEEP!"

[Hanakia]

"thought I'd come in and paw YOU for awhile!"

"That cartoon camel was right; these ARE cool..."

[Oppledeldoc]

At 5:30, I expect someone to say "But there WAS no monster."

(Monster A Go-Go)

[snipetracker]

@Oppledeldoc That is very observant, but as Kevin Murphy said, they tried to get such horrible trash out of their heads as quickly as they could when they were finished with them.

[86thPatriot]

"Bless me puppet for I have sinned..."

[trapadoored]

I want to just hop into that bed with Marriane-her eyes are bedroom killers!

[BeeDub57]

"Look, there's no God. There's the proof. Not a single God..."

[suzycreamcheesez]

I guarantee it!

[mskittychic79]

LOL @ 2:18, great "men's wearhouse" impersonation!

[ScorpiusRaven]

"I tell ya you only rent ham."

oooofff

[HytchJR]

What is WITH the whole teeth thing on the American stereotype of us?!

[SwanKong11]

Did I just see someone come in and paw my puppet?!!! LMFAO!!

[vlcupper]

Hey you may have to use a knife and fork to enjoy British beer, but it's light years better than that iced tea and horse piss we Americans call "beer."

[kkatkkong]

Considering all the children's birthday parties and homeless shelters this guy suffered through his career, I can understand him using hypnosis on a rich whatever the hell the lady is. Mary Anne is stacked for a B&W actress.

[didgeboy287]

"Did I just see someone walk in and paw my puppet?" I see this MST rarely enough that that line KILLS me every dang time. It's the look on Varelli's face as if those are his exact words.

[AuburnRed1]

@didgeboy287

I know! I love the lines when they say them but it looks like the characters are actually saying them.

[hollyhuffstutler]

"Mike, you think if I went away and painted the entire satelite that I would miss anything?"

So Vorelli's a boring, pretentious, puppet hating rapist. Awesome!

[chusidhe]

well if it meant getting to have that hot little chickie, i would definitely hypnotize a bunch of people, dress like an undertaker, and put some poor berliner unfortunate's soul in a puppet. hell, i'd even eat ham.

[KaterzTheMSTie]

I still refuse to look at the majority of this movie. ~scrolls down~

[buffypython]

"He's talking to his poodle."

"Did I just see someone paw my puppet?"

[sillygrl23]

"Um, I should warn you the name Great Virelli dosen't necessarily mean what you think it might..."

[momwentcrazy]

i meant to do a thumbs up. sorry. i love that line.

[jimmystewart123]

"Bless me puppet for I have sinned."

[montyburns9999]

Could someone explain this one to me?...Tom Servo: "Ah, I tell ya. You only rent ham."

[rcevey2]

Paraphrasing a line made famous by Archie Bunker "ya don't buy beer, ya rent it," said after leaving the bathroom.

[montyburns9999]

Awesome reference then. Thanks rcevey2!

[annthebold]

oh i get it too! thanks for clarifying it for those of us just a little too young for all in the family ;)

[sillygrl23]

basically its a common comedic observation about always having to pee or go to the bathroom after you eat something. You don't "buy" food you "rent" it. Meaning its going to turn into waste if you know what I mean. ;)

[livinintwilightzone]

"Aummmmmmmm...mm...mm...Ahhhhh­ummmmm..."

For a while I couldn't figure out if that was Tom or Hugo. O_o

[spidey536]

Did I just see someone walk in here and paw my puppet?

LMAO best mst3k line ever

[montyburns9999]

This movie is so incredibly dark in its pace and dialogue. These are my favorite types of MST3K movies to mock though. The kind that seem like a bad Twilight Zone episode. (BTW, I love Twilight Zone too.)

[fkovacs1]

"Bless me puppet, for I have sinned..."

"Ah, German- the language of love."

"Maybe it should be ' chicken drummies' instead of ham- maybe that'll sell the bit better?"

[annthebold]

"The name 'Great Vorelli' doesn't necessarily mean what you think it might."