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  • Soooo funny.. I say that every time I have chocolate in my hand.... CHOOOOCCOOOOOLAAAAAATTEEEE

  • can i get the audio for this?

  • this quality *sniffle* is amazing.

  • I love sponge bob! -3

  • His name is... Mello.

  • 8 people didn't say chocolate

  • can anyone say, is there a joke in ''with or without nuts''? I ask because there is one in german

  • I searched fake and gay and i get this rofl???

  • Transcribed captions:

    hedonistic could we just dealing with them cannot connect? truckload? teach you say trough collect? mister! grouper with coconut? trao doi! engine! strong collette and! john-john! jumanji tower...skeleton!

  • @evildemonmic it's called chocolate with nuts

  • The true meaning of Valentines Day.

  • he gonna fuck someone up for some chocolate

  • No this is Patrick.

  • Cashier: Welcome to KFC. Could we interest you in some chicken?

    Customer: Chicken? Did you just say chicken?

    Cashier: Yes sir. With or without bones.

    Customer: Chicken? CHICKEN??!! CHIIIIIICKEEEEEN!!! CHHIIIIICCKKKKEEN!!! CHIIICCKKKKKKEEEEENNN!! CHHIIICCCCCKKKKEEEEEEEENNNNNN!­!!!!!

  • what is the name of this episode please

    

  • wow 360p is like hd

  • did i actually just watch this video unedited by retards AND in good quality video?!?!?!??!?!

  • Way to go all agro! XD

  • I bet there's an epic story behind this.

  • honestly i would react like this with happy if someone offered me some white chocolate.

  • I couldn't find any unedited videos either. They are copyrighted.

  • this is how I feel.

  • The greatest CHOCOLATE is at 0:12

  • he would be a great metal screamer

  • i love that episode. Thanks for uploading :D

  • I love this show!

  • He just leaves his home with the door open LMFAO

  • Hahahaha omg I would have loved to be in the studio watching the voice actor while he was reading this scene I'd fall on the ground laughing

  • 5 people asked for chocolate with nuts but got the wrong thing

  • LOL

  • I wonder how this scene looked in written form..

  • howd u make the video? ive been trying for a while now

  • @monkeygirl8920 I watched the video on netflix, and recorded it using Fraps (both of which cost money).

  • @peturd158 ok thank you!!!!(:

  • @peturd158 you like netflix,curte, invite me to watch a movie with you, could be BOB Sponge , poker face

  • @peturd158 fraps doesn't cost money

  • @bulldawg1345 That's horrible and stupid. =/

  • Oh God I miss this show.

  • CHUCKLIT

  • CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! me and my friend did that at school and ppl where looking at us like we were crazy,but me and her were laughing sooo hard though.

  • @788cami you think that's crazy, I did it while class was going on, students and the teacher of course heard me yell it at the top of my lungs out of no where, and to top it all off, the teacher was on his first year, so he had an observer stop by every now and then, and I happened to do that unintentionally, while she was there, that couldn't have made the teacher look good. Good times though.

  • 0:09 yellow eyes ; 0:14 green eyes

  • Can't someone have a video that contains both this scene, and the other ones that he meets them, unedited?

  • Well at least I got chocolate

  • PRESS 9 FOR LOL!

  • spoiler alert: he buys all the chocolate in the end

  • My favorite episode so far, i crack up every time i see them being chased by him lol

  • SB: Hello sir can i interest you in some Vanilla?

    Man: Vanilla? Vanilla? VANILLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! VANILLAAA!

  • Spongebob: Good afternoon, sir! Could we interest you in some... lemons?

    Cave Johnson: Lemons? Did you say "lemons"?

    Patrick: Yes, sir! With or without seeds?

    Cave Johnson: Lemons?! LEMONS?! LEMOOOOOOOOOOONS! LEMOOOOOOOOOOONS!

  • This fucking kills me everytime.

  • "Hello sir, can we interested in a really great quality youtube video?"

    "Great quality?... Great Quality!?! ....GREAT QUALITY!!!!! GREAT QUALITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reminds me of pissing off a witch in Left 4 Dead

  • I was going to sell some chocolate, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @TheSecondHeartbeat1 shut the fuck up

  • @thetheoryofrock123 oh, you showed me asshole. go suck a dick.

  • press 2, 4, 5

    chocolate.. with.. nuts (:

  • @watdoejebigtime

    I got "it... yes... chocolate"

  • How is this related to SuperBass o.O

  • Press 5 for nuts.

  • Thank you :)

  • omg the quality here looks better than the one on tv.....how sad lol

  • This was my favoriot spongebob episode. my 2nd favoriot was Ugly :-)

  • amazing quality!

    thanks! :)

  • press 3. wait until he says "cho" and press 8...

    "Did you say SHIT?!"

  • lmao

  • TRANSCRIBING THE AUDIO IS HILARIOUS LOLOLOL!

  • @Masfemneunouns Now I see why they ran away so fast.

  • Spongebob and Patrick are like.. *Ummm, back away slowlllyyyy.........*

  • I remember when I first saw this part I couldn't stop laughing XD

  • this is the best bit from the entire show, i could watch it all day!

  • I liked the part where it started.

  • it is the reaction when released Half-Life 3

  • @fanismalik What? You chased people down the street yelling chocolate?

  • No, Patrick, i hate nuts!

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  • haha the captions are so off

  • turn on captions 

  • press 6 for clit

  • This has got to be one of the memorial episodes and part of Spongebob.

  • CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEE.

  • What the fuck where they thinking back then...

    If only they knew what they unleashed on the world...

  • i want mello to be saying this

    

  • Yeah, this is basically me when I'm PMSing >_>

  • this episode is one of my favorites, mostly cuz of this guy

  • I want mine with nuts.

  • 3 Persons are EDITED

  • They're selling Justin Beiber albums!

    Yeah!

    Justin Beiber. I remember when they first invented his first song. Sweet, sweet song. I ALWAYS HATED IT!

  • CHOOOOOOOOOOOKLEEEEEEEEEEEEEET­

  • Why is 'super bass' 'Up next'? >_>

  • I kid was saying this in my one class today. Grade 12 is great

  • "fUCKIN CHOCOLATE STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL!"

  • Thank you soo much for a regular version!!

  • holly shit why is it hurting my eyes

  • Majin Buu

  • Sounds Like Saskue (From Naruto)

  • wasnt this stollen from invader zim?

  • A friend came to my house selling chocolate. i forgot to do this!

  • Im gonna do this when Mormons or girl scouts come knocking on my door.

  • @cjcool91 Jesus? Did you say Jesus? JESUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @cjcool91 lmfao. exellent.

  • And remember, kids, this is what happens when you sell your soul to the Easter Bunny.

  • Press 6 for "CLIT!!!"

  • Hot dayum, the quality.

  • Is it me or does his eyes get greener

  • back then when spongebob was a good show....

  • That's how I feel on my period :D

  • And once again - Spongebob just makes me 'What the fuck'...

  • If you press 6, sounds like he says "Glitch" (Yes, I was bored.)

  • "Good afternoon sir, could we interest you in the original"

    "The original? Did you say.. the original"

    "Yes sir, with or withour high quality"

    "The original! THE ORIGINAL! THE ORIGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!­!!!!!!! ORIGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!".

  • ROFL @your tag. <3 Thanks for this verision. :'D!

  • I wish there was a vid where it'd show all the scenes, not just the first encounter with the dude.

  • still funny to this day lol

  • I guess 4 people don't want chocolate

  • OH LOOK A GREEN LIGHT SABER!! Oh, thats just the like bar.

  • This was the time when Spongebob was funny...

  • Finally an unedited one! Thank you Lord! :D

  • FINALLY, an un remixed one <333333

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  • @MuNoZ243 lol that is hilarious

  • he should be in a band

  • @felixthegothmonkey

    Dude yes. XD

    

  • I think this is better quality then when I see it on TV.

  • funny as hell

  • I like the part where he said "CHOCOLATE!!!"

  • @RenjiXIII Hahahaha!

  • This is my favourite spongebob episode ever

  • If Mello from Death Note were in Spongebob...........XD

  • I like my chocolate the way i like my woman...without nuts. =)

  • @MuNoZ243 I like my chocolate the way I like my woman, black and bitter

  • @blizzardtube11 LOL

    

  • Fucking Favorite!!!

  • LMFAO!

  • Amazing Quality! O_O

  • I'm going to do this to the girl scouts.

  • 3 people don't like chocolate.

  • Me Gusta

  • finally i found one unedited that doesnt have terrible quality

  • This... Is... CHOCOLAAAAAAATE!

    

  • Lol they were trying to act normal and sell him chocolate as he was their first customer and he turns out to be a freak til the end lol.

  • He doesn't likes chocolate,I suppose.

  • @valeagathon He actually loves chocolate lol.

  • do the one with the old lady what did he say:)

  • As Patrick would say, I love you. Seriously, thanks for the upload.

  • I LOVE THE PERSON WHO UPLOADED THIS

  • Thanks! Nice quality :D

  • Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I loved this episode!

  • CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOOLAATE CCCHOOOCOLLATEE!!!!!!!!

  • he gonna fuck up SOME ONE For chocolate

  • Hahaha wttfff

  • the url has p90 on the end....best video ever

  • @Plausiblesarge are u that big of a fuckin nerd that u pay attention to that

  • Thanks for the real video!

  • ROFL-COPTER!! XDXDXD

  • AMAZING QUALITY THANKS BRO

  • 2 people were born with glass bones and paper skin.

  • Can u find the french one, its funny too ;p

  • Thank you for posting this video! Original is best and you have done it! Thank you!!!

  • Thank you!!!

  • finally... the real thing

  • THANK YOU SO MUCH! I've been trying to look everywhere for the original!

  • Hey man the one that said I already made an HD version: Thx for this video XD

  • this had to be the funniest spongebob moment ever, along with spongebob being dragged by ms.puffs car XD

  • original is always the best :)

  • clean image and no remix good freaking job the other idiots doing remixes are stupid

  • spongebob is probably the most funniest and inapproriate show ever XD i love it, this makes me laugh and nickelodeon never makes me laugh lol

  • Thank You dude, your a hero ;)

  • =D thank you so fucking much for the original ;D

  • 2 people have diabetes

  • @thortun15 No. They have DIABEETUS.

  • awesome hd

  • the original, unedited, viacom hasn't found it and flagged you arse (yet!), and it has astounding quality even on 360p.

    you sir, just won the internet

  • I also love it when the chocolate guy says "And on your right, you see 2 naked guys fighting over a can of paint!" in Pranks A Lot XD