Believe it or not...He's a legit martial artist...Wherver he gets sent (max/min sec prison)...he'll be A-OK 4 however long he's there...He might actually be a "model prisoner',& be released early...
oh and you don't have to be famous. All you have to do is be able to play a sport really good and negros with ask you shit just like that. talking shit. just like that. It reminds me of my past life in sports. i thought I had to be kind to these things.
At first I skeptical of this video, cause O and A look weird as fuck in this animation (no offense). But after watching the whole video, it was fucking hilarious. Good job, sir :D.
wesley snipes is a TOTALLY LEGIT mma-esque fighter (from what ive heard)...if its true...he could probably hold-his-own in prison(?)!(?)!(?)!(?)!(?)!(?)!
so f_ing funny! 1:48 "I 'd would have waiting until the statue of limitations would have runned out" holly s, how am I going to get that out of my head. Fantastic animation btw. thanks for posting : )
although the entry that won the animation contest had every right to win, i always thought that this one was the best out of them all, though i wish lil' jimmy had been there to add his comments
good point, virgin. Thanks for correcting me...NO i didnt mean pedophile. Ant's slamming girls that are of legal age, you think he wants to risk losing MORE of his money aside from all the money he has to pay in alimony? stick to what u k now little boy
OMFG! I cannot stop watching this video! It is so funny, and accurately depicts what the 1st day of Wesley's prison life would be like! OandA along with all their comedian friends are the best comedy out today!!
how the "eff" dig this clip not end up the unanimus winner? this one or "bahamian jimmy"... and yes, there is one cat on the show who is not funny at all, he's like a traffic cop tho, i guess that means something especially since he uses poor grammar tho, sentences like: "it was a good bit for ant and i" when the proper way to say it is "it was a good bit for ant and me"... seems a shame, getting paid to talk and not able speaking clearly, at least patrice has an inherent excuse, lol...
Opie is so corny! You notice how he was trying to make a funny voice over Patrice? He is such a tool, without Anthony, or little Yimmy, the show would be lost.
"So what you want? You want the Blade cut or the Demotion Man cause we I don't you know dye is expensive. That'll be 17 cigaretts of the Demolition Man and 10 for the Blade cut."
I LOVE YOUR MOVIES THER BOY. THEMS SOME GOOD MOVIES.. LMAO!!!!
BLKo2GT 1 week ago
A fucking classic bit. R.I.P. Patrice Oneal.
LeathermanFan2 2 weeks ago 2
Fucking funny as hell!!!
BLKo2GT 4 weeks ago
RIP Patrice
parcelboy 2 months ago
Oh my God this is still funny,much love to Patrice.
bodhisattva71 2 months ago
RIP Patrice. Miss ya big guy
spadanko 2 months ago 6
i know alot about taxes!
cryptoguy9 2 months ago
Prisoner 57
gangstar215 2 months ago
nigga you better not bite me when i'm sleep
welcomehome901 6 months ago
Patrice brings it every time he guests.
hollywoodwerewolf 6 months ago
0:28 he sounds like chris tucker ROFL this is AWESOME
randyHEADLOCKorton 6 months ago
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randyHEADLOCKorton 6 months ago
soooo classic :D
alifelesscritic 7 months ago
Believe it or not...He's a legit martial artist...Wherver he gets sent (max/min sec prison)...he'll be A-OK 4 however long he's there...He might actually be a "model prisoner',& be released early...
jerzeefranky3475 10 months ago
oh and you don't have to be famous. All you have to do is be able to play a sport really good and negros with ask you shit just like that. talking shit. just like that. It reminds me of my past life in sports. i thought I had to be kind to these things.
mosidagod 10 months ago
Opie+Good Bit=:/
HogsBoysMavsCards 10 months ago
does woody really smoke that much weed? is it true white men cant jump and was there a lot of money on that train 4 real? LMFAO
xxhypeting98 11 months ago 3
Opie the bit killer.
coltharpw 11 months ago
OMG im crying listening to this
horacrux 1 year ago
Patrice looks like one of those bhudda statues you see in chinese resturants.
Vampwatch1462 1 year ago 3
Anthony looks hilarious animated
mattd687 1 year ago 2
oh my god this looks like opie and anthony in the year 2030
MissDeeCole 1 year ago
***lol at WESLEY SNIPES crying like a little girl cause he needs to to do some jail time***
***GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!***
***watch my video "DEAREST WESLEY SNIPES (quit your whining already!)***
MisterDoodyHead 1 year ago
Very funny!!
krdragon6950 1 year ago
At first I skeptical of this video, cause O and A look weird as fuck in this animation (no offense). But after watching the whole video, it was fucking hilarious. Good job, sir :D.
You win a "Like"
Wubnig 1 year ago
Man, ant looks so old in this lol
Akirathedon92 1 year ago
AINT SO TOUGH WITHOUT YO SWORD ARE YA
moepippy 1 year ago
Are those bullets in front of Ant?
hardpack187 1 year ago
"One one scratched into his wall, he's got like a THOUSAND to go!" XD
(technically 1094)
Piriathy 1 year ago
Opie looks like he's 100 years old :D
Warevv0lf 1 year ago 3
2:05 "Nigga...you betta not bite me when I sleep!"
stickmonkey23 1 year ago
@stickmonkey23 my favorite part of that line is that he said "... when I'm sleep,"
nickypeeps 1 year ago
"you cant put blade away"..lol
magnetic77 1 year ago 2
Poor Wesley Snipes... LOL
conniestropicalfish 1 year ago
I like how you captured Anthony's hump back.
FayeValentine666 1 year ago
Patrice looks like Anthony Anderson in the animation. Great upload.
Lamtitude 1 year ago
I love O&A !!!
iSeenthatB4 1 year ago
lol one of my favorite o and a bits HA
nappa666 1 year ago
WESLEY YOU IS STUPID
jhohcable 1 year ago 2
lmao funny stuff patrice has no eyes hahaha
miranger 1 year ago
Patrice is an underrated commodity on this show. He's just as funny as Jimmy and Ant.
TomMSTie 1 year ago 8
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Who's the black guy in this?
pmalone4 2 years ago
Patrice o'neal
Pestz4Evah 2 years ago 4
classic
LaCokaNostra81 2 years ago
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all that laughter is so annoying
Nouseeker 2 years ago
you are annoying
bronxdefector 2 years ago 4
wesley snipes is a TOTALLY LEGIT mma-esque fighter (from what ive heard)...if its true...he could probably hold-his-own in prison(?)!(?)!(?)!(?)!(?)!(?)!
jerzeefranky3475 2 years ago
"So what you want you the Blade cut or the Demolition Man cuz you dye is pretty expensive* LMFAO!!!! XD
byakuganboy13 2 years ago
Just a reminder to all the OnA fans
the tippy tom memorial homeless shopping spree starts
Dec 17 2009 6:00am
don't miss out on this!
grayfox665 2 years ago 2
they made opie look abit like jason sudekis from snl...just a bit,i think!!!
jerzeefranky3475 2 years ago
i love the shawshank redemption references
colenbrak 2 years ago 2
THIS IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
madmenrule 2 years ago 4
this is one of the best bits ever!
cksteele 2 years ago 5
This is great stuff, the animation just does it man.
teamhex 2 years ago 29
lol they made anthony look like michael savage
Adam44516 2 years ago 6
Wesley is like a real martial artist he is up there. Has been to competitions.
Empha84 2 years ago
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O&A are gay! They just wish they were there so they could get some of that brown sugar. "hey Wesley, we dropped the soap again"
darthjim65 2 years ago
so f_ing funny! 1:48 "I 'd would have waiting until the statue of limitations would have runned out" holly s, how am I going to get that out of my head. Fantastic animation btw. thanks for posting : )
coniccinoc 2 years ago 3
"Maaaaan, if I get frozen I'd come back in the year 2322...Cars be flyin'...you stupid, Wesley." XDD
I also love how grotesquely Opie and Anthony were drawn, LMAO!
"Why didn't you just go to your Blade-lair?"
ToruKun1 2 years ago 7
although the entry that won the animation contest had every right to win, i always thought that this one was the best out of them all, though i wish lil' jimmy had been there to add his comments
harborwolf22 2 years ago 2
I agree
Enturbulant 2 years ago
Wait this is off newgrounds and its made by Johnnie Utar
yoda2287 2 years ago
yh so, his real name is Jeff Bandelin
TetrisAsh 2 years ago
WAIT WAIT WAIT I KNOW A LOTTA ABOUT TAXES!!! God gets me every time
Nicodemus3108 2 years ago 6
Love O&A and Patrice is on fire... as he always is... Anyone remember Creepy Cold Guy... It's cold out here.... hahahaha
uwood69 2 years ago 6
Holy crap. Is this frigging hysterical. The animation is FANTASTIC.
mixer14316 2 years ago 5
I can't believe they didn't make one To Wong Foo reference...a movie where Wesley played a Drag Queen!
TomMSTie 3 years ago 3
Goddamn, Patrice is on fire...
cantilever 3 years ago 44
@cantilever
My all-time youtube favorite of all-time, then Opie cuts the crap off
bthees1 1 year ago
"I know ALOT about taxes!" LOL!
this is awesome!
hollywoodwerewolf 3 years ago 3
cracks me up everytime i watch it. love "ted the ghost hunter" also!
kentryonas 3 years ago 3
Nigga you betta not bite me when i sleep!
DariusKnightshade 3 years ago 6
I KNOW A LOT ABOUT TAXES! LMAO!!
Debutante24 3 years ago 3
You better not bite me while im sleep!
drivepro 3 years ago 3
Isn't it "Rape"?
Chnamanjx 2 years ago
they made anthony look horrid!
LINGER LONGERRR!!
deepgrudge 3 years ago 4
they make the guys look so old and fat!
Kingofcorrect 3 years ago 2
well lets see, patrice is fat, and anthony is old (although he fcks girls who cant even get their period yet, so he is god still lol)
hunghunk2006 3 years ago 7
I think you mean pedophile.
RaidenTheAlmighty 3 years ago
good point, virgin. Thanks for correcting me...NO i didnt mean pedophile. Ant's slamming girls that are of legal age, you think he wants to risk losing MORE of his money aside from all the money he has to pay in alimony? stick to what u k now little boy
hunghunk2006 3 years ago 4
lol ur a virgin
guarani527 2 years ago 3
rofl.
RaidenTheAlmighty 2 years ago 2
OMFG! I cannot stop watching this video! It is so funny, and accurately depicts what the 1st day of Wesley's prison life would be like! OandA along with all their comedian friends are the best comedy out today!!
Heathdmartin 3 years ago 5
they made anthony look like a fat hunchback
deepgrudge 3 years ago 2
haha ptrice is the shit.
RudimentaryMinded 3 years ago 6
That's a DAMN shame! lmao.
Blueheart91 3 years ago
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awesome video from an otherwise lame show. They haven't been this funny in years and the pests are retarded.
moranjohnj 3 years ago
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THEY WERE SO MUCH BETTER WHEN THEY WERE AT WAAF COPY PASTE COPY PASTE BLIND CC BLIND CC
douchebag
KAQ666PEST 3 years ago
I hope your loved ones suffer in a cancer ward
hunghunk2006 3 years ago 2
3:37 lmao at wesley
thefuckinman11 3 years ago
This, the potty video, and the argument video are my favorite festival videos.
Takerkid14 3 years ago
dont be biting me on the neck while im sleepin!
drivepro 3 years ago
Fucking hilarious! The character design is brilliant.
BLMcKinney1 3 years ago
How come you just didn't get frozen like demolition man? - Fucking halarious.
You want the blade cut or the demolition man?
Patrice is a genius!
JacksSmilingRevenge 3 years ago 3
TOOO Funny!!! Them some good movies , BOY!
with your one scratch on the wall
cirserrot 3 years ago
This is by far the BEST video on Youtube!!!!
"DOES WOODY REALLY SMOKE THAT MUCH WEED"?!?!?!?
JAYF8150 3 years ago
lol @ Patrice's squinty eyes.
"Nigga, you betta not bite me when I'm sleep."
croscoe85 3 years ago
YA ain´t so baaad whitout ya sword
elvatoconnuevacuenta 3 years ago
How this didn't win the contest is beyond me. Probably because it was all Patrice, but it's hilarious.
piratepep 3 years ago 2
HAHAHAHA..Wicked funny!!!!!!!!
jenn1v 3 years ago
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why dos everyone copy from newgrounds all the time?
cryz8210 3 years ago
hahahaa I know ALOT ABOUT TAXES!!!
pseudonamex2 3 years ago 4
This should have won the animation fest hands down.
mbsiii 3 years ago
this is so damn funny, he better know about taxes
chitowngod 3 years ago
That was halarious! LIIINGERRR LONGGGER!!!!
Mynameismcgyver 3 years ago
i laughed so hard i peed alittle
halo3fan216 3 years ago
this was amazingly funny.
Socomnick 3 years ago
how the "eff" dig this clip not end up the unanimus winner? this one or "bahamian jimmy"... and yes, there is one cat on the show who is not funny at all, he's like a traffic cop tho, i guess that means something especially since he uses poor grammar tho, sentences like: "it was a good bit for ant and i" when the proper way to say it is "it was a good bit for ant and me"... seems a shame, getting paid to talk and not able speaking clearly, at least patrice has an inherent excuse, lol...
bobfromtempe 3 years ago
Wesley should have chose to get frozen.
scantyrevery 3 years ago
Their stupid speculations are hilarious. This is awesome.
scantyrevery 3 years ago
why does Patrice have arms like popeye?
fkornre 3 years ago
lliiinnnger llloonnnnger
tony21fla 3 years ago
blade lair.. dummy
tony21fla 3 years ago 2
why ain't you just go to yo blade land?
kingnimbus130 3 years ago
So what you want the blade cut!? ROFL!!!!!
Dhashizhi 3 years ago 5
wesley you stupid! lmao this video is the shit!
744x3119 3 years ago
I'd like to say that Blade fought off the sisters!
House322 3 years ago
I love how Anthony looks like he's 70.
StagnantObserver 3 years ago
haha yeah
rusxcgrrl 3 years ago
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! I know alot about taxes! HAHAHAHAHA
BloodShadowPhoenix 3 years ago
Opie is so corny! You notice how he was trying to make a funny voice over Patrice? He is such a tool, without Anthony, or little Yimmy, the show would be lost.
BigStick3456 3 years ago 2
Opie knows how to run the business the best.
scantyrevery 3 years ago 2
I just think we could all live without him. He is not funny at all. Without Anthony and Jimmy, the show sucks.
BigStick3456 3 years ago
jimmy jj walker from good time in jail with wesley
dt37ice 3 years ago
Thats funny how Patrice looks like a fat black asian.
Pr0jectWeird1605 3 years ago 4
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
WallaceKeysXperiment 3 years ago 3
Great Bit,Awesome animation,
this one should have won,can't
stop watching this, Patrice rules
2382224 3 years ago 3
How come you just didn't get frozen like Demolition man.... LOL.. You stupid Wesley...
fnsnatch 3 years ago 3
"Cars be flyin" hahahaha
NJT916 3 years ago 4
Patrice is the fucking man
anthony5680 3 years ago 11
"So what you want? You want the Blade cut or the Demotion Man cause we I don't you know dye is expensive. That'll be 17 cigaretts of the Demolition Man and 10 for the Blade cut."
Fuckin Patrice is the best.
axeljoserodriguez 3 years ago 5
Wesley you stupid..
rofl
FuriousGeorge1985 3 years ago 2
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dell9400 3 years ago
tool
lollnternets1 3 years ago
The boss has to step in and end it at 4:00 min
jackass2286 3 years ago
the depiction of patrice alone is f'ing hilarious. thumbs up!
njlauren379 3 years ago 4
wow
thebudgetgamer 3 years ago 2
this should have won, great animation and great use of audio.
fatty1776 3 years ago 4
FUNNY STUFF!
trafficdreamer 3 years ago 2
Funniest one of the whole show
Patrice rules
ZiiMouf 3 years ago 4
radio gold.
drivepro 3 years ago 3
anthony looks like a dirty old man here...oh wait he's like that in real life too...never mind
toddspin 3 years ago 4
Snipes looks like cj form san andreas
Murderermarv 3 years ago
the part with the barbershop somehow resembles CJ going into the barbershop...
papoj1 2 years ago 3
my fav. line is "nigga u betta not bite me when I sleep". CLASSIC
Konundrum715 3 years ago 6
This is the best O&A animation I've ever seen. Patrice is the best.
eaglephin 3 years ago 4
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FUCK O&A!!!! STOP POSTING THEIR CRAP!!!!
Pretty please.
DocWattson 3 years ago
Fuck you, Fuck Face! Stop Watching Their Stuff It Don't Like it!
secdawg02 3 years ago 3
why do you click on videos of people you don't like?
toddspin 3 years ago