Game Fails: Far Cry 2 "Yup, he's good and stuck. Time to burn him out..."

[TheSmizen]

0:28 THERE'S AN ALIEN IN HIS STOMACH

#stabs#

ok it's dead...

0:57 IT'S TAKEN CONTROL OF THE BODY

1:11 KILL IT WITH FIRE

[masteryang7]

Did I ever tell you the definition ...of insanity?

[ckorilla]

whats is first game??

[sodafromyoda]

Oh dude, why are you slicing up his dick?

[DayLight95]

He accidentally the car.

[megagamelord1]

Breakdance

[FushionSlicer2]

there is an old saying "when in doubt C4"

[MagicLarsson]

@FushionSlicer2 Mythbusters :)

[Zoopersable]

Y'know? I think I would've done the exact same thing as this guy if someone refused to get out of my car...

[Alkaline1337]

"Well, this is broken"

C4.

[bleefinson]

anyone else notice how the fast-paced action soundtrack just stopped when he first say the guy?

xD classic

[ddgond]

anyone else see the flying signpost around 0:54~0:56?

[benjaminodragon]

Ouch , my freakin head , ahh , its okay im almost out * Engine starts* ...

[stry423]

shoulda used some WD-40

[WafflezDay]

You all know the rule: if it's strange or glitchy, attack it.

[Maniac12G]

Kat what did u do to this truck?

[WafflezDay]

@Maniac12G Not funny anymore.

[2255koropi]

Spazz!!

[ViscaBarca28]

Hes humping the car

[DuffCreeper]

In Russia

Seatbelt Catch You!

[szinboru3]

I used to be an adventurer like you...... uhmm... wellll... nevermind

[mattnat100]

He let the seatbelt on

[ixWEREW0LFxi]

Wow, he REALLY loved those leather seats...

[PinkamenaZalgoPie]

I think he was going to the store

[MASTERBLASTER118]

there is 2 fails here, the first one is playing this game.

[deadbug2256]

@MASTERBLASTER118 tell me about it this is the 2end worst game in the world the first is a game company and its the people who make battle/badcomp lol

[OTULP1993]

@deadbug2256 ? Learn to spell. This is far from the worst game in the world. I'm one of few who actually liked this game.

[The00devon]

Ha, this'll get him out.

[big explosion]

oops :o

[prawniscool]

HOLY FUCK!! The car is smoking

[ivo123ize]

Chill out guys

I Got this

[TheVanisher1]

He must have been wearing his seat-belt!

[Chic01taliano]

LOL that happened to me once on assassination mission, i killed the driver and got stuck on the jeep window. I had to carry him with me for some minutes :-)

[jake64b]

Sees it's still flinching... *draws machete*

[pokerus987]

works every time

[SilverBullet666]

So now he needs to hitch a ride...

[bannagan]

this guy has some weird fetish..

[Starfire2652]

Your doing it wrong LOL XD

[corvette334]

well he certainly did kill it with fire

[lefant0m3]

Give it a good FUS RO DAH!! And call it a day, I think.

[crazy7090]

fap fap fap XD 

[TiKiGoDLIVE]

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH ... C4?

[EF3LIO]

I miss this game :/

It was awesome! Though after recently playing it again for the first time in a couple years the controls feel so sluggish.

Can't wait till Far Cry 3. Hoping it's something like this but way better :D

[zboyultra]

the guy drives by a village with the body spazzing in him

villager:"what is tha-QUICK KILL IT WITH FIRE"

[xblNINJAP0TAT0]

And that's what happens when you give a dolphin a handjob

[tehrubikz]

I remember this game online and teh announcer "DA ENEMI AS STOLUN OUR DYEMANDS"

[BANANALORDsnipe]

do we send in fails i have the best mw3 one

[agoose7]

Hey! He was just a very eager hitchiker

[unscrup123]

i couldnt stop laughing watching this vid

[765Handsome]

hey is the server for far try 2 down? i tried to find a game and it wouldn't let me

[3888Matt]

In soviet russia, car crashes you!

[jmfchuckie]

Here in the desert, I have captured a coked out terrorist. I have caught him, on the classic seatbelt trap. However, the coked out terrorist has began to struggle and, in order to continue my research, I must put down the native wildlife creature. So, I will take my knife and proximity explosive, and make a quick kill on this poor creature. Tune in next week for Fails in the Wild, with special guest, Kat of Halo: Reach.

[HospitalMusic]

@jmfchuckie lmao seatbelt trap

[bobsayhi12]

@jmfchuckie And then we drink our urine. this is Bear grills.

[MrQw34ful]

gut in truck: oops dropped my penny. *steals truck* guy in truck: this isnt gta! great now i droped my penny again. and its under tthe truck. *wakes up 5 minutes later with cuts all over his body* *looks at c4* guy in truck: awwwwww fuck.....

[ODSTOTTER]

Soooo thats where the explody guys at the end of every fail come from 

[HaroldDonchee9]

He must have really liked that car...

[ericmarshall19]

this game sucks so much ass

[cheater456]

@ericmarshall19 No one wants your opinion.

[ericmarshall19]

@cheater456 well too bad. the people are going to get my opinion whether they like it or not.

[AllExpensesPayed]

@ericmarshall19 "The people" said they would hang you by your earlobes, skin you, gouge out your eyeballs, and then skull fuck you if you gave them your opinion one more time.

[ericmarshall19]

@AllExpensesPayed this game SUCKS ASS

[st3pr1me39]

Now that's what I call a Drive-By.

[therazer1776]

At 0:43 he said: Oh, yea. A leg... but at 0:46 WHAT THE FUCK A LEG?!?!!? And atleast 0:56 he said: Alright, let's get this over with!

[therazer1776]

He saw a candy under the seat but he couldn't get it because he was headbanging his head on the car radio....

[MrLmaoroflol]

"DUDE I FUCKING LOVE THIS CAR!"

[KidPlanesTv]

pelvic thrust!

[veryc0mm0nname]

... and here we see the rare mating ritual between man and car

[LordKizrak]

Did anyone nOtice the guy who was stuck kind of look like the red sniper from tf2

[Lancer873]

No no no! Don't you know proper glitch protocol? First shoot it, THEN melee it, THEN blow it up! Amateur glitchologists *rolleyes*

[MrKoDESTROYER]

No Jim thats not how a mini cooper is made.

[joonas888]

I don't think he thought this trough...

[Twente180]

My video :D

[cragsterboy]

Every day I'm shuffling......fuck I'm stuck....

[TheHylianGuard]

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

"It didn't have any doors in the first place!"

[720coolkiller]

he wasn't done with her jezz...

[skyrim50]

is farcry a open world game?

im getting it but i like sandbox games

[jugernot98kkj]

@skyrim50 it is kinda a sandbox game

[TheWillDesu]

@skyrim50 Yeah, kinda the same as skyrim, but with different environment and stuff, you know what i mean...

[skyrim50]

@TheWillDesu yea i get it except that its first person, no offence to fps rig games but i don't like em i like to SWITCH between camera modes but ill get this game anywayz

new experiences u no way i mean :DD

[skyknight49]

he got electrocuted while trying to hot wire the car

[hatchling001]

Driving With Corpses, the 3rd leading cause of traffic accidents.

Be safe kids, don't DWC.

[achisorpowers]

That's what happens when you listen to dubstep in your car full blast

[gxxlee123]

Wow far cry 2 thats something else didn't think anyone with a xbox or whatever it was on still played it thought it was only the pc user that is bored played it now a days.

[RobinHood3000]

I like the way this guy thinks.

[TheMotorhead30]

everything can be solved with excessive amounts of explosives

[RaveSpotter]

@TheMotorhead30 so fricking true man so fricking true

[hobojoe0858]

haha, thats not how you sit in a chair.

[sls907]

this what happens to bob every time after sex

[JoeTheMeatbag]

You ever thing of just removing his foot from the seatbelt?

[Jeffrey4004]

Doesn't matter had sex.

[waterboy419]

Dead body disposal 101: to begin, place your C4...

[xMANBEARPlGx]

when in doubt C4!!!

[vilane421]

"Jeep comes standard with inflatable dummy Michael J Fox in driver's seat."

"I'll take two... another one for front passenger seat."

"Of course, this way please..."

[EnDTh3S1L3NcE]

To be honest, this game feels like it should be named GTA Africa...

Jack My Safari anyone?

[Someonece]

Far Cry 2..?

[MrMixtape56]

This was a great game. I just wish it wasn't so annoying with the constant repetitive fights at outposts and what not. I understand they needed that to make the game challenging while having some freedom but it really got obnoxious after a while. Only the major "cities" would be a safe haven, then as soon as you leave you would end up getting shot at from all directions.

[vilane421]

@MrMixtape56

you really need to go back and play it on console. the controls were really robust. never could retrain myself to adapt to the controls scheme.

[MrMixtape56]

@vilane421 Well I played it on PC, which had very normal controls.

[ninjamuffin50]

@MrMixtape56 i do think Far Cry 3 should be really fun though

[0IIIIII]

@MrMixtape56 Is it a free-roam game like Skyrim, because they're both made by Bethesda Studios, right?

[simahasas]

@MrMixtape56 u can just drive arround the outpost or through the outpost, unless it has a car.

[jeppewie1206]

@MrMixtape56 saving was also a load of shit..

[MrMixtape56]

@jeppewie1206 Yeah word to that.

[PurpleStorm8]

@MrMixtape56 Yea, if it wasn't for those things (and the constantly long boring road trips in between" it would of been great, this video is perhaps the only intresting thing in the game.

[Saulscmit]

@MrMixtape56 Sounds much like real life in some countries lol

[xEnder686x]

lol reminds me of the Going To The Store video on youtube

[DerWeasel7]

Who says that you can't solve your problems with high-explosives? Dead body stuck to a truck? Blow it up! Car blocking a bridge? Blow it up! Numerous hostiles after you? Blow them up too! "When in doubt, blow shit up." (And after seeing this vid, might have to upload my own Far Cry 2 fail. RPG + Faulty AI in a Jeep = crazy stuff)

[626MarioMan]

*pulls out sword*

*SLAP SLAP SLAP*

hey buddy, i think you're doing it wrong...

[AlexxWhitetv]

lame...cool guys NEVER look at explosions

[croabadark]

The guy can always give thanks that at least he's not in Halo. If he was, the car would've landed on him.

[axel09100]

well he was already dead when i swung a sword at him what harm can C4 do?

[PineappleGamer12]

Help we need an excorsism here!

[Shredulex]

Aw man, why did I return this game?

[TheMattastic555]

I would like this game more, if you didnt have to pop pills every 3 minutes!

[BossPanzer]

To bad he can't just...cut his leg off.

[RelytNroz]

What would have made this even better... if parts of the cat landed on him. :D

[kiwirar]

@RelytNroz

Yeah about that cat.

[HCCOldGuy]

He shoulda worn his seatbelt.

[billybobjoe0976]

What is this on it looks beastly???!!

[DeadMan864286]

Some seat belts really do take more lives than they save

[paulio89]

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody corpse off!"

[AJUKking]

Rape

[MartiansfromUranus]

It smelled of death now anyway.

[JtGorospe90]

I shall show you the dance of my people!!!

[spalooch45]

premise to new uwe boll movie?

[Alpha0727]

That is one dull blade.

[gtaclevelandcity]

So who else saw the Act of Valor trailer and wants to see it now?

[Whitelions81]

This gamer specimen is different than the others. He cut the oddity instead of shooting it. We need to keep a eye on him.

[Twilightblade7]

Original, he slashed the corpse instead of shooting it!

[darkaardvark7]

he was just practising his dubstep dance moves

[Jed1Master97]

Slice, slice, slice, BOOM!

[MedicOnDutyVids]

That glitch is actually quite frequent, but the way it happens here is great.

[nikoletina1994]

''WHICH SEAT SHOULD I TAKEE?!'' I'm sorry, I had to...

[MrCamFisher]

This is by far, the worst game of all time. But i can't wait for the 3rd one ?

[LewisB776]

All I could think of was Carlos from Saints Row 2...

[MJSMedia1]

Overkill is underrated

[THEx7project]

@MJSMedia1 What's overkill?

[SkullShatter]

he must really lik tat car...

[biteme2367]

Thank you for taking us on this wild adventure!

[TheGarganchua]

Yea, yeah just sit on hom and drive,.thatl work

[TheCasualCommenter]

SILLY SEIZURE MAN, YOU CAN'T DRIVE YOURSELF TO THE HOSPITAL

[ThatGunslinger]

Trying to get the corpse off so he can drive properly.

Blows up the entire car with C4.

Close enough.

[TheZombieTerrorist]

I still enjoy this game.

[Orrissan]

The fps theory holds true... He even steped it up.

[jonaskelley]

I hate it when my shoelaces get stuck to the seatbelt

[Blackout5871]

Also works on cats who fall asleep on your engine because it's warm.

[Lorkanthal]

when in doubt, use high explosives

[faceless58]

the ieds in this game are the nicest looking not to mention some of the biggest explosions in any game, i would just set 9 on a landscape and detonate em

[spitfire2465]

kill it with fire

[Dekropttiv]

At 0:57 It looked liked he was humping the jeep

[xFractureHD]

*Far cry player talking to cod player*

"That's not a knife, THIS, is a knife"

[rerunrehak]

did he died?

[Chessrook44]

As the saying goes... if it doesn't move and it should? C4.

Or a mine, in this case.

[ReddSouljah]

I still play this game online from time to time ~ sometimes the custom maps people make are absolutely insane haha'

[tinytoon688]

Misxion accomplished

[Tailsmilespower]

Hey man, I know you love it but you just gotta learn to let some things go.

[ThePhantomTerror]

Far Cry 2! I love this game.

[vmattz1]

@ThePhantomTerror i was about to mention that!

[MrGameSecrets]

@ThePhantomTerror i kno rite i cant wait for 3

[DialDforDeath]

Wow, these modern day circumcisions certainly are getting more severe.

[goodrita]

the good old days of far cry2

[Ziyaduzza]

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

[FPSAntarctica]

I love farcry 2

[broodgrillo]

did you noticed that the body was still there after the explosion?

[ice9tgn]

So glad you can't get stuck like this in real life. It would be torture.

[Silvad0r]

Dude's been reading The Kama Sutra.

[Silvad0r]

Dude's been reading The Kama Sutra.

[xDivineInsanityx]

Thats it, you can get out and walk young man!

NO, NEVER!

[C8sanchez8A]

All that he needed to do was untie his shoe laces



[Targart0TG]

So....this is how you t-bag a car?

[TheDome2013]

Car