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  • screppy bears day to yoo

  • Im pretty sure russians dont speak english

  • I think it would be better for Akilina to go back to Russia... but I've already subscribed

  • ckhappy birsday to yoo!

  • so does she really not understand, or is she trying to make her life sound nice for her parents?

  • Kheppy Birsday! Kheppy Birsday!

  • Why did I got a Google ad to find Russian brides?

  • ahahahhaha she's been wearing the same dress since teh first episode ahahhaa. wooww. American dream (N)

  • I am russian and we DO NOT speak so bad english

  • @MsDamJo Maybe not, but apparently you do. Fuck.

  • @MsDamJo In fact were one of the best non-native english speakers.

  • @CatzLV exacly

    

  • @MsDamJo They are just portraying a stereotype

  • krappy burstday to uu

  • Имя Аклина не существует, учим матчасть пиндосы!

  • If she is talking to her folks then why is she speaking english?

  • It's kind of funny how she started out all innocent, and then progressively became more and more corrupted.

  • hhctappy burshday to yuu!

  • H*flem*APPY BEARTHDAY TO YEOW

  • great, now i hv to look for Dobre's comment *sigh*

  • @skullcat115 Shut the fuck up, faggot.

  • happy bears day!!! lmao

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  • SHe sounds like Achmd's Mom instead... lol

  • oh shit is was also my birthday

  • 97 people are drug dealers.

  • No one makes more than whores.... they did many many studies on why most do it. Tragically it's for teh lifestyle. Other than that super accurate!

  • No one makes more than whores.... no one.

  • people who find this offensive or thinks this is racist calm down there only sketches im sure that recklesstortuga are not trying to be offensive there just trying to make people laugh thats all

  • this isnt supposed to be a joke ><

  • 3:26 blowjob. :D

  • GTA IV:Female version,and her cousin arrives and she will think she has a mansion lol

  • wow ppl calm down its just a joke

  • This is a messed up series because there are lots and lots of girls that are sold into sex slavery every day all over the world and it's definitely not a joke for them, from Russian, Ukraine, etc, to Israel and than to America and Europe (Israeli's are usually the ones behind the human trafficking and sex slavery business)

  • I think I'm in love w/ Aklina. You had me at "rash in my private parts".

  • HAPCKE BERSDAY TU YOU

  • When the doctor said "business opportunity" I knew he meant for Aklina to sell her skeleton or become a tester for products.

  • she loves that dress!! haha

    

  • @DobrePytanie because if she was speaking russian you couldn't understand it

  • WOW amazing how far people with little experience and knowledge about U.S.A can get :D

  • I fucking love you guys

  • Look now, russia isn't a 3rd world country, neither retarded ... / that girl might be

  • They should make a new series where we see her parents side

  • her accent is annyingly fake. no offense

  • I'm so happy it's going better for her :D

  • She is moving forward with her career, but backward with technology. The camera quality goes worse every time..

  • She Speaks in English so WE can Understand!!! It was funny the first time BUT NOW its just annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the lines in the video is like an optical illusions to me ><

  • Lol "I'm going to fuckking kkill him"

  • Bigest fail accent so far 

  • *cleaning blood off her hands*

    "I am really getting the hang of this American living thing."

  • to sad you dont sound like a russian cuz could've be good

  • She's got more of an "Israeli accent~

  • Ho da fak dos he thonk he is mada faking kill him, Haha :P

  • She's gotten aids :P

  • At 1:20 she said: "hired" without the accent. :D

  • shutup everyone about her speaking english ok its a joke

  • @ValkoDeath So why is she speaking english to her parents who live in russia?

  • @UCANTHANDL3IT cos it wouldnt be any funny if she spoke russian, now wouldnt it? fuckin asswipe

  • on every episode of this series some retard says "why is she speaking english to her russian parents" so they get thumbs. Well i'll tell you. She is speaking english because the majority of us dont understand russian and yes they could put in subtitles, but why put in the extra effort? and really many people just cant be fucked to read. Awesome vid Reckless Tortuga FTW!

  • @ValkoDeath No shit that's why they do it in English. People who ask that just try to see the realism in the video, as if it were actual footage.

  • Happy Burstday to you, Mama :P

  • IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DRUGS TAKE YOU!!!

  • Wait what whos holding the camera cus her husband got killed by here right?

  • @Gr8rThenU it's one of her underlings basically. another hooker that she used to work with but now that hooker works for her.

  • "Until next time, love you, Bye! - How the fuck does he think he is?! I'm going to fucking kill him!" Haha! Get's me every time!

  • "Fuck a deal bitch, i just want the shit, now can you hurry up?" lmfao

  • She's wearing the same dress as before XD

  • She forgot about wrist-control, but the choke-hold works just as well...i guess.

  • hahaha

  • @IxXeroticboyXxI

    I love the black guy

  • hepi berst day to you!

  • only stupid immigrate to US...stupid country with stupid people from all over the world...the most intelligent stay where they were born and enjoy their wealth

  • Everyone who is reading this right now is gay.

  • @MushyLemon Sooo... Wanna do it?

  • notice that The United States 1.calls themselves America 2.Hates russia and always treats them bad like in iron man just because of a war

  • @CheckTheLaundry We dont hate Russia.. We're afraid of Russia at heart lmao.. They could take over the world if they wanted to.

  • In Russia you do not deal drug dealer, drug dealer deal you.

  • what's in the palm of her hand? it's in on the left side of the screen and I don't mean the sanitary napkin.

  • lol

  • Yeah yeah! Just f*cking go to USA and dont do this shit in our country. We have enough criminals already =)

  • @Sheiff1 lol you must have commented on every video

  • I love her accent, she is awesome. She's actually really likable in this series for a change.

  • a rrrash on my prrivate parrrts !! jaja

  • At the end it sounds like she said dusty vagina you know only in a Russian accent

  • Drug dealer

  • WHY SHE ACTING BLACK?????

  • I like how she never changes her clothes lol

  • @Supajin1 i like how your comment isn't about her speaking english to her parents

  • While watching this video the ad was for Ukraine Singles. XD

  • She does psycho roles really well, but this Russian persona is most endearing ^_^

  • oh dear...

  • @IxXeroticboyXxI eric you mean? LOL

  • hhkkeppy berthday tew yew!!

  • i love the way she sings happy birthday

  • @DobrePytanie because if she says russian we'll be confused the fuck out!!!

  • @DobrePytanie so we can understand dumb shit

  • @pokemonftw1995 u must be trolling.. or very stupid he didnt mean it like that he just thinks its weird

  • @DobrePytanie the parents know english?

  • @DobrePytanie, so you can understand what the hell she's saying. Also I doubt the actor even knows Russian.

  • @DobrePytanie

    why do idiots like you ask the EXACT same question in every episode -.-

  • @AxisRomano and why do the EXACT same idiots thumbs them up -_-

  • @Nicoal1256

    some questions will always be left unanswered >.>

  • @DobrePytanie FUCKING SHUT UP WITH THOSE COMMENTS! IDIOTS! How would you like a 3 min video of russian language?You wouldn't understand? WELL SHUT UP THEN!

  • @DobrePytanie because you don't understand russian. ;)

  • @DobrePytanie how would you understand if your not from Russia or cant speak russian...you dont want a 3.49 min of russian language when you dont know it

  • @DobrePytanie lmao it's just comedy. no need for it to be THAT realistic.

  • @DobrePytanie why on every episode of this thats what the top comments are???

  • @DobrePytanie Maybe she wants to practice it along with help improve theirs? Idk, use your imagination :)

  • @DobrePytanie so you can fucking understand it

  • Hahaha "who the fak does he think he is, 'm' gonna motherfucking kill him"

  • i love the TAGS : parody ex Russia BMW hooker drugs reckless tortuga Lindsey Reckis Pumphrey Micah James Funny Prostitute Jason Schnell crack micah james ho sex prescription doctor slave mail order ussr happy american dream

  • the way she says fucking is so funny.. :L

  • easy easy

  • lmfao!!! 

  • I CANT SEE ANTHING!!!

    *_*

  • Aklina is one bad ass, yet psychotic, bitch! She went from being a victim, to a prostitute, and now, she's a druger dealer "taking care of business". Woow! lmao

  • the last part made me laugh hahaha xD

  • wait a sec. if she's talking to her russian parents, why doesnt she speak russian instead of a terrible accent? lol

  • @xxoBOMaxx

    I know, right?

  • i wanna see teh parents's reaction

  • Khappy Bersday!

  • this is kinda funny but sad 2

  • "Wat up bIg red." XD

  • Lol

  • thats what happens when you come to america

  • She is soo good!

  • @IxXeroticboyXxl why dont you make a video diccc

  • pfff, that was pathetic, she overdid with "russian" accent, and the whole video is kinda racist........stupid nigger :)

  • well at least she said "Good bye" like Russian

  • @skpthirtynine

    no she does not...not natural

  • @NikaKisel i hear it every day, so i know better

  • wow.. my ad is from russianeuro(dot)com

    are you fucking kidding me? xD

  • wow.... is she a jew? I am from Georgia (country) Russians dont sound like that, jews do.

  • she sounds more jewish in the beginning

  • @mikebra21

    because she is.....this hole video is racist......fucking kike bitch and a nigger!

  • @bulavo its ironic how you say this video is racist and continue with terms with kike bitch and nigger.. sounds like either your a hypocrite.. or a very big troll..

  • @Al3xX256 I believe the proper term is dipshit.

  • @bulavo

    it was a sarcasm dummy, and yes, i was trollin!

  • the guy is the hipster in hipster vs nerd

  • is she selling medical marijuana?

  • @01misheel oxycontins n vicodins at least thats what she said

  • @01misheel perscription pills.

  • heppy birsste

  • How did i know she would become a drug dealer...

  • Russians don't know what American dream is.

    This video is discriminating.

  • LINDSEY RECKIS is such a brilliant actress, she's got the voice and persona so right.

  • Why is the black person not in those videos :(?

  • @Jalsoe1705 -- you want ''the black person'' to play a Russian mail-order bride?

    Did you think that black actor who just joined her on the street wasn't black enough??

  • Lindsey Reckis is hilarious, but this accent is kind of fail.

  • HAHA XD funny!

  • Is it me or does the Russian video get more pixelated every time?

  • LOL! The AD is Bing travel deals.

  • Rough ride^^ i don't say xD

  • for some reason im getting turned on by these videos

  • @leerey14 Cuz she's CUTE!!! Her name is "BIG RED" AHAHAAA XD

  • "Chappy Bear Stay"?

  • These are really boring to watch and really fail accent :/

  • XD @ Russian dating site via google ad