An Analysis of the Capitalist Influence on Babies

[cml4456]

Where do you attend school?

[watchingcharlotte]

wow great video

[Partypunkarn]

you are awesome! do more videos for increased awesomeness!! :D

[parisdenise93]

I couldn't even concentrate on what you were saying for the first minute while I stared at the baby suspended from the ceiling. O_O

[Debsturrs]

i love how while your talking about how creepy the hands are, in the background a baby doll hangs naked. Yup, i'm getting the feeling that you needed just the right atmosphere, for this topic.

[sg02215]

I adore your videos! :p

[20N3D]

I think babys look like blobby potatoes

[hyperboyo]

i hate babys they look like trolls to me

[NiteRider107]

....This video made me laugh....really hard.

[floops9]

i wonder if that baby that was swinging had a knife stuck to it's back? what ever makes you happy Danielle.

[OOZ662]

I...I just realized I have that same Pikachu pillow. *flail*

[ayybecca]

that doll swinging is so creeeeepy

[Thiren111]

that's plenty to forward!

[BiggyCharlie]

Well they suffer the consequences of capitalism... not from the direct influence of it

[okasey]

When I saw the picture of the baby hook thing, I immediately imagined some malicious bathroom-goer in the next stall unhooking the baby while mommy squats over the toilet. Either I'm a paranoid future mother or the kind of person who would actually do something like that.

The baby toupee thing is based on an SNL short, I think. Or maybe vice versa.

[kcumminx]

What. The. Heck. The baby hook thing is so odd to me.

[thetrace360]

those hand pillows are for when you are trying to get your baby to sleep in it's crib instead of with you. it makes them feel comfortable enough to sleep on their own instead of in your arms. sometimes when babies are breast fed it's hard to get them to sleep without the mother.

[scenepuppyluv]

oh how i love your sarcasm

[DreamMasquerade]

when we become best friends we can roam the planet looking for babies to collect :)

[hpcoldplayfan]

love how pukey they are. love how raw their insides are...

*winces*

[qwertyuiopaaaaaaa7]

Don't worry, it's not too forward.

[TylerDactyll]

the baby behind you looks like its about to go on a killing spree...im kinda freaked out...alot..its scary...just needed to tell you

[hopeonatenspeed]

baaabies! i'm considering stealing a korean baby before i go home. cutest. kids. ever.

[Gtrfrk7]

when you and dan have a baby you should hang it on dan's wednesday wall!!

[Katie9339]

@Gtrfrk7  omg ya!lmao

[ElrecGoNyah]

Oh my, baby fetish much? :3 Awesome.

[HeyWeemsical]

Hahaha, I love the irony of you saying how much you love babies while you have a baby doll HANGING ON A STRING behind you.

[Sarahendipity]

Baby toupees make more sense than cat wigs. I'm not lying. Those things are out there.

[myxcyanidegirl]

I had to cover up half the screen because of that doll *shivers*

[perfect12320]

HILARIOUS! Do a vlog on pokemon :].

[Jessielou1848]

My mother only put me in dresses when I was a baby. People still thought I was a boy. In a pink dress. With a bow.

[amberohso]

is that baby doll hanging from a string lmao?

[StrummingSally]

@amberohso NO!! It's a necklace.

[swpandaluver]

@StrummingSally a necklace? u actually wear a baby round your neck? O.o jk haha

[rumpedask]

@StrummingSally ahahahahah. I lol'd on the inside

[pictureperfect98]

oh! i adore everything-baby related as well. glad to know i'm not the only obsessive one.

also, your hilarity is astounding. if i could favorite this twice, i would.

[andrewcp]

I don't think normal 18 year olds look up baby things.

[hangingwithNadine]

lol, baby stuff is always fun... awkward, but fun.

[qwertyuiopaaaaaaa7]

We should be best friends because I agree with the "babies are awesome theory". I won't walk away when you look at baby products etc. Also you're awesome and I'll compliment you at least once a day till we're friends.

[Jonneke]

When I go into babystores, I mentally assemble all these outfits and toys and other things for my future baby. Sometimes I have to keep myself from actually buying something because "you never know when it's going to happen".

Loved, loved, LOVED this video :D

[PROSPROSMILKSHI]

UM if your boyfriend wasn't dan i would fine that email REALLY creepy

[Starryish]

I do actually find all of your videos very entertaining.

[ilsehugsbeatles]

i just. really think babies are creepy.

when my boyfriend talks about babies.. i kind of freak out xD

[whosits22]

The hand thing is used for preemies and seems to help. I never did any research on it myself.

I have a baby, that IS why I should be your BFF.

[Hellblaze123]

LOL wow, that is just some strange stuff.

i wanna know what evil scientist made those??????

[triggerhare]

My friend used to have a name for those motorized swings people put their babies in; the negelctomatic 3000! Also, on the topic of snot suckers, they are AWESOME. if you have a toddler with a head cold, their noses run down past their chins and they wipe their noses on their sleeves and then their little tiny faces get all raw and it's sad. A snot sucker aids in preventing that AND helps them (and therefor their parental units) sleep at night. They are amazing. And disgusting. But awesome.

[superfan890too]

.......weird.....

[Shoofleed]

You. Are. Hilarious :')

[IndiEmmaProductions]

Lmao the bob wig is so funny.

[ABookByAnyOtherName]

XD you should get your unborn child the potty mate...it's toilet paper...that talks! That isn't creepy or possibly emotionally harmful to your child

[atanasichuk]

What baby DOESN'T want to be suspended by its neck over an inflatable infant swim ring?

[iheartm20]

The comment section of this vid is the perfect venue for dead baby jokes. jus' sayin' =)

[jtdancer5937]

i think most of these products were created on 4-20

[Metalmandy8]

I love babies and i want one D: but i'm to young xD and i haven't had much experience with one yet, so when someone gives me their baby i'm like "Eh? o_o" i'm so affraid to do something wrong xD

[hannahtikvah]

So you love everything about babies? Even diaper rash? Sure doesn't sound like you like the snot-sucker.

I'm pretty I've seen a pic of the Lil Kim on a cat before.

[applebritta]

Methinks this will get a lot of views.

[kalaway]

I think it's hilarious that these products are on the market, but playpens are all out of favor. It's so much better to hang your baby from a door than to surround an area with a small fence.

[crazyblonde314]

I want that last product sooo bad! neck suspension just sounds so good

[Pablols7]

i would have put my baby upside down in that swimming ring

[brooke7382]

Babies are my favorite thing in the world.

[MisAJGraveS]

the hanging baby doll in you shot is a little creepy, just sayn'

[yogibear612]

Babies are ok. But I dislike the fact they don't bounce much.

[BuchaLucha]

scary baby with an afro o_0

[grrawrimadinosaur]

this is another reason why i should be your bff. babies are my favorite.

and they had a baby toupee snl skit once...perhaps that website is related to that?

[SwallowTheTime]

Haha, the swim ring. You have to be a special kind of parent to buy that for your kid.

[TheDeenaG]

this was hilarious.

[foxtoon]

They cry, they popo, they need to eat. They need, need, need. And that just the dad. note to Dan: RUN!

[chloeisnotabanana]

Suuure, kids look cute and lovely, and they are, sometimes.

But when you grow up with 3 younger siblings like me, you learn that they are secretly made of pure evil.

[BlackRose3542]

I don't really like babies. Nor do I like small children. They're just a nuisance to me. Dunno why I don't like them, I just never really got the appeal :/

[IDontDoDrumCovers]

are you under a bed?

i dont think its to forward id love for someone to say that to me. :(

[sidukealot]

lol nice

[MarvelouslyMarbolous]

*in man voice* YEA!! FUCK YEA!!! GO HOME ANSLEEE!!!!!!!

[TessieTee]

I love babies. But people go overboard sometimes. They really don't need that much junk to raise a child.

Oh well, some people are insane. Why can't everyone be normal like me?

[no1cares214]

the second one was a joke

[fizzylimon]

haha this video was genius. I didn't know about so many wonderful products for babbehs. The hands one is a little weird, but I heard babies do like swaddling because of its similarity tot he womb, so it's not entirely crazy.

On a side note, that baby in the background is kind of creepy.

[kingjulien86]

the hanging kid is looking at his mom washing her hands going "wtf? why am i hanging here?"

[crspark]

I like the taste of babies.

[SabsyRina]

I'm way too paranoid, so I found like 20 ways that all of those could go wrong. xD

I love babies. <3

[sableyefan]

Babies are SOOO cute!! ... except when they cry.

[alyssax3kiss]

nahh i dont really like kids but babies arent that bad i guess i mean besides the fact they poop & pee themselves and we have to clean it up...ew, learn how to use a toilet

[cnut30]

its kind of creepy sending baby music to the boyfriend because well, your only 18. dont be making babys anytime soon pretty!

[Joedietej]

That hanging baby is fucking scary. Also you loving babies so much scares me.

[TheDanc1nghawk]

sticky, watery, bloody blanket? sooo aged beef? a beef blanket? tasty.

[sjc201]

Perhaps you shouldn't relay your baby opinions until you have one...They are cute if all you have to do is look at them. It is different when you actually have to take care of one.

[joelster333]

but they do cry

[indifilmsmakenosense]

I think the most enedearing thing about babies is the soft spot on their heads.

[KingKadaver]

When you and Dan have your baby will you anoint it in the holy blood of Sarah Palin?

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

It's weird, babies bug the living shit out of me

But everyone else loves them.

[me2u2like]

@TheGearsKeepTurning I know, and they always smell of poop too. Everytime i smell poop, i just look for the nearest baby, and sure enough there is always one there.

[mEllenTheFruit]

The doll was a nice touch. It really helped your message of love for babies hit home. n_n

[caal1028a]

It's official - you need your own talk show.

[krnbath]

You look like Margo Roth Spiegelman does in my head. I could see you plotting points on a map.

[TheEveningtime]

I find it creepily intriguing that you're talking about weird baby products without your pants on...

[krnbath]

That baby hook is amazing. Now babies can be plentiful in gas station restrooms and truck stops around the world just as they were meant to be. Plus it looks like fun to haul around between restroom visits too. :)

[astronautjenny]

Seriously, I hate babies. I have to really try and refrain from punching the ones that scream and cry in stores. :/

[Tweygoh]

And babies have those adorable infectious laughs.

[JMejia1187]

are you wearing pants in this one?

[StarSeekingGuitar]

OMG!!!! i totally thought it was only me that felt that way!!! i love babies and i can't wait to have one... the problem is no husband (no boyfriend either) and not financially stable (as of today 3rd year uni student)

[TravelJoe2010]

That baby in the background is staring into my soul...saying to me "HELP!"

[blithelise]

Danielle: Future Mother of the Year.

[sittingonanmm]

this was hilarious, the last one you mentioned - and your comment of it - left me laughing OUT LOUD :D

[TheLovelyMarisa]

hahahah dude I laughd so hard on this XD

I thought I liked babies, but I thought wrong hehe..

anyways, loved your sarcasm and video! haha

I learned a lot today thnx! :)

ps. I WANT A BABY NOW!! OK MAYBE NOT NOW, BECAUSE IM STUDYING.. BUT YEAH.. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

[ray8585]

Creepy baby in background o.o

[Breepop]

I hate babies.

I'm not joking.

[StrummingSally]

@Breepop Well, you're DEFINITELY going off my list of possible God Mothers.

[SritaCaramelo]

@StrummingSally i think your god mother should be your bff aka may or may not be me when i post a video response and you will please please choose me for the several number of reasons i will give you including working at a baby stuff store, and you'll get a big fat discount on your future baby stuff, though i must warn you we don't have awesome technology like the one from the products in this video.. i don't sell any of them, bummer...

[mrlovettz]

hahahahaha!!

AWESOME!! :)

[TheHawkdaddy]

I love how babies taste, oh....wait......SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT!!!!!

:P

[VOC771]

I think the baby wig thing was a bit on SNL.

[jackie77m]

that's a freaky-ass doll back there....haha :p

[LisaOknelid]

No, that's not too forward, it's only fair that he knows what he's getting into.

[jmaz1993]

I love babies too!!! All the more reason I should be your super best friend! ^^

[chexmix60P]

those products are so crazy. the worst part is, people ACTUALLY buy them.

[Hrupable]

haah could i love u more! u made my day :))))

[michellethecat]

What about the baby mop?!?

[StrummingSally]

@michellethecat I totally love the baby mop, but it's not weird. I would definitely buy that. I want clean floors.

[amistermac]

i should b ur bff cuz i love babies 2!

[ChristinaLeigh7773]

not gonna lie hun.... your intro creeped my out mucho. and the hanging baby behind you is rather spooky too.

[matt1308]

Should Dan be worried? :P

[MarvelouslyMarbolous]

omg the pool thing was worse than you described it! hahahahahahahha

i LOVE LOVE LOVE IT! :D

[notyouraveragething]

bahahahahahahaa this was hilarious! the wig thing and the baby keeper were so funny. I don't think the wigs are a real product though. to bad. and who the heck would buy that swim ring thing?! geez. oh and.....the hanging baby behind you was scary :P

[LMNOP1214]

fourth! yeah!

[Hedgehog2292]

3rd...i rock

[cuitiepeas3345]

hahahahaha that is brilliant. i like the last two best XD and the creepy doll hanging on the side swinging...

[ADEdwards5]

I <3 your videos!

[notyouraveragething]

cool 2nd..........i will comment after i watch the video i just had to say this

[colossusbeam]

haha loved the intro