Kill Death 3

[Blenderluver88]

I love how comfortably Allen rubs his hand on Craigs thigh.

[JamieAndSassenach]

yeah, i'll be in my trailer.

[GuitarGod881]

"Thats not an atractive axe!" my fav part

[TheAMAKisses]

"that is not an attractive axe" lol!!!!!

Love EIP! Classic

[andreetje66]

type "short guy dunks" in the youtube search box to see a 5ft 5in guy dunking a 10ft hoop

[PinkPjs26]

"Turn this music off!"

I don't know which is better. How funny the scene is, or how hot Craig is when he's mad.

[1994dukey]

This is porn music, LOL. Like freaking 70's porn. 

[LiveswithMusic]

Allen: "...Sup."

Best part <3

[vickhallam12]

hahaha I love you guys your amazing

Why does Craig always end up with fake blood in his mouth haha

[loveus55]

Craig:"Turn this music it off! Please okay?! I'm begging you!"

Allen:"Hey...Sup?" -Nods head and puts creepy smile on-

Craig:"Oh my god."

Lmao!! I love the basement/porno music scene the best!

[christianwigg]

I think it'd be hilarious to see a full length spoof of this... then again I'm not sure where you could go with it, but I'm sure EIP could figure it out.

[invaderRay112]

OMG "I-I am ready!" lol

[bonjovifreak17]

Poor Tony... he always gets cast as the bad guy lol

[igottakickstartnow]

"This is my Oscar scene!!"

[Filmzie]

Kill Death 4?

[yaoisex]

so funny! :D

[ChocolateWolfey]

(Music starts to play unfitting music)

Craig:...

Allen:...

Wolfey:........haha~~~!

[kawisp]

this is great yo

[StarInTheSky829]

Allen looks good with an eye patch

[fetchfan102]

tony-i will cut your dick off if you won't tell me me where they are.

tom- i don't have a dick

hilarious & when craig screams while holding a gun to allen at 3:46. a classic moment

[VikingPrincesLulubel]

'that is not an attractive ax!' haha

[Vampireanna1]

This is hilarious i've been watching this all day!!!

[shadowsgrl36048]

@VivaLaVlogz I no! Craig's da hottest thing in the wrld!

[njlover4553]

lol you can here someone laughing when they show tony and the ax

[888Marshmelow]

Craig: "I hate you I hate you I f**king hate you!" hahaha

[annestafani816]

haha! "This is the most depressing scene in the movie! It's when I get Best Supporting Actor and he gets Best Actor." lol you guys are brilliant

[icanteverdecide]

i just found out there was a kill death 3 today, bahahaha this is awesome

[buffyfan2007]

"We're about to go into battle, & you're trying to make it sound like a porno."

"He dies, & I lose my other eye!"

"This is my Oscar scene!"

LOVE Allen Murphy!

[VivaLaVlogz]

ooh god i love you craig. i love you as well allen. but craig u r hot!!!!

[Defyinghumanity]

good thing my mom wasn't waching, but i liked it.

[LUCKYGAL50]

hahahha "thats not an attractive ax!"LMAO

[sweetysarah84]

lol . "I.......I am ready".

[AnimeAndMangaFreak1]

this is so awesome xD I nearly died of laughter

[KiesGewoonWat]

HAHAHAHAHAH

Allen and Craig you're my heroes

[interestingayeXD]

"CHOOSE A NEW PROFESSION!" hehehe

[lil1lindsay]

im lol man im sooo lol

[Cookiemonster3154]

funny i love it;3

[Deathflame2009]

zap..

[Deathflame2009]

" I swear to god i'll zip your dick till it falls off! I dont have a dick.." LMFAO

[Diamine11]

"He dies and i loose my other eye" LMAO !

[DTNGislifee]

"I'm trying to get out of the mood, this music's..."

"This is not...WHAT?!"

LMFAO. Ahh I love you guys! All of you at EIP <3

[Lady162]

What's the opera song used in the beginning?

(Nice vid by the way!)

[kenpessumal]

haha 2:51

[tennischick325]

two of the best moments:

"i hate you michael. i hate you. i hate you. i fucking hate you!!!"

&

"sup" bahahahaha :D

[Virgostar285]

i couldnt stop laughing! Wonderful job!

[sidwilson70]

3:29-3:32 is sooo funny.

[kakakakassi]

"HE DIES! And I lose my other eye!" lol.

[YourFace117]

oops i mean

I hate you I hate you I fucking hate thats what i meant

[YourFace117]

I hate you,I hate you,I ficking hate you

[2Blah4]

does allan wink when he says "sup?" lol

wow

[tennischick325]

allen is rocking the eyepatch XD

[MinKattMossy]

Sup? XD Best part...

[tennischick325]

"this is the dramatic crying..i'm gonna get best supporting actor, he's gonna get best actor..." omigosh i love this!!!!!!!

[MCRrulez95]

So funny especially the gun to allen's head part! I wouldn't mind being in the mood with allen. LOL

[buffyfan2007]

@MCRrulez95 Allen IS hot!

[xandraMAEday]

@buffyfan2007 I agree....:)

[bubblefulness12]

haha...i luv it when craig is threatning to shoot allen when hes getting into the mood

and "he dies and i lose my other eye" XD

[Randomoxic]

Love you guys! You are the inspiration for my friends and me.

[theresnocarsinOK]

"This is my Oscar scene!"

Haha you guys are the best, I've seen all of your vides. Love you Allen and Craig!

[Dorkatorr]

"..the only reason im here for this third one is because youre payin me a shit ton of money."

"wait really..youre getting paid?"

"no..we'll talk about it later"

"come on man!"

hahaha. great.

[youscreammleahh]

AHAHAHAH the part where allen says " sup ?" ahahaha i diedd at that part and when allen says "this is where i lose my other eye" ahahaha

[nerdo23465]

ha i love it when allen is dragging craig across the floor

[rosyclan]

lol I liked this one. You guys are good! I was in a terrible mood till I saw this. Seriously for the good of humanity you need to keep doing this.

[jovantaylor32]

2:49 lmao

[iTsFaTe101]

At the end, I was hoping he would say, "We're done, professionally."

When he did, I seriously cheered.

"He dies and I lose my other eye." <- Laughed so hard I nearly choked.

And Allen saying, "Sup?"

My god.

[titanic19777]

'I dont have a dick.' LOL. you guys are the best!!

[NaomiFTW]

I've seen this like thousands of times, I laugh my ass off everytime XD

[Magicwizard613]

wats the epic music at :31 ??? i NEED it for a video

[annatilleyy]

I LOVE ALLEN MURPHY AND CRAIG DEERING

ahah.

this is one of my favorite videos from you guys.

"It really sets the mood"

rubs craigs knee

"Ok, ok."

I love that part,

[sing4everlife027]

i know me too!!!

[ddenman60]

"I dont have a dick" haha

[CircumstancialBeauty]

Link is gangsta now!

[sillygirlchild1609]

head nod, "Wassup."

"oh my god."

LMAO!! Funny shit!!

[sing4everlife027]

exactly

[Clawsgirlxoxo]

xD Kill Death 2 was funnier, but this IS hilarious

[possessedXbarbie]

lmao omg

Probably your best work to date. Loveitloveitloveit.

[KWestSinga416]

Hahahah i LUV THIS VID!! "This is my oscar scene!" HAHAHHA

[WebkinzTVchannel]

thats not an attractive axe!all of this was hilarious!

[rikitivitavi1]

Allen looks sexy with an eyepatch.

Poor Craig. Don't die. ;)

[mjboudx]

Allen always looks sexy. lol

[buffyfan2007]

@mjboudx YES! Right on the mark!

[izodiac123]

its funny when he is dragging him while hes shooting dat was funny!!!! XD

[AbbyKiriL]

i wanna ask, if they are using a real gun? if it is, won't people complain or something?

[itsbecauseofsharks]

the guns are fake

[persianchick28]

wow this michael wright is a complete failure :)

i love how allen is a total dick in allen and craig show but he's like the opposite in everything else

[dustygultch]

I don't have a dick..

LMAO, i laugh everytime i watch this.

[FreezeMyLife]

*point gun*

you stay back!

[xXzippolaXx]

i LOVE when allen looked at craig and said hey in the "gay" scene..LOL

[bunniesroc4]

I WILL ZAP UR DICK TILL IT FALLS OFF!!!!

I dont have a dick! lol

[sadglasj]

haha thats funny

[soccerlover1598]

ROFLMAO!!!

...I don't have a dick! >:)

[ButtChinLive]

I love how when Allen goes "I'm ready, I'm so ready" The camera panned done to his pants..HAHAH!

[cutEyezZ]

hhaaha@\! ii love it wen allen rubbed craig's legs!

[rOoNiLwAzLiB3]

this is amazing i loved kill death 2 but i LOVE kill death 3 now! :)

[x3Rikux3]

I want to see the whole version of this.

[chaosinthecity19]

this is so amazing!!! =]

[Blackjac19]

you guys rock

[CoffeeFreak23]

"this is my oscar scene."

hahaha!

[theladydalma]

...i don't have a dick.

i would've lost my composure, too.

[smooshiewooshie23]

I love the like sexy music scenes XD

*Craig points the gun at allen*

TURN THE MUSIC OFF!

Sup..

OMG..

[ButtChinLive]

same here!!

:D

[5thgradefilms]

lmao i favoriteed it just for the "...i have no dick."

[MsRayne]

"He's bored out of his mind!"

"That's not an attractive axe..." XD

[JuicyShania]

*rubs his knee* AHAHHAHAHAH

[Martilicious1234]

hey soooooooo is that craigs parents in the background?? as the bad guys?

[Denise12871]

man a lot of crazy shit happens in the suburbs lol;)

[foreveryoung1901]

Lmao, so that just made my day lol

[PearlaReign]

awsome and funny!!!

[stepony5]

"sup"......."omg"

hahaha :D

[spartygirl3]

has allen gained weight in the allen and craig show new episode or is something just up with his helmet?

[SuperLoserUYA]

wtf?

[Magicwizard613]

wats the epic song n tha background?

[iluvallenandcraig]

"I'm going to punch you in the face...seriously" lol, luv u craig

[skyhigh1018]

I love your kill death trailers. You guys are very creative. Future Actors! I love your work.

[MissWhatever99]

What song is playing in 3:13 - 3:23 ?

[hamlet223]

I think it's "La Cumparcita"

I think.

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[cenastar567]

im glad they dont censor this one they are so cute when they cuss

[miracle1125]

lol luv u guys so funny

[pasapasi]

common this is the sad part and you put music like that in it???

lololololololololol

[flowerchild002]

"That's not an attractive axe!"

"No! ... its crooked!"

lol

and allen in all of the porno song scenes absolutely kills me hahaha

you guys are brilliant!

[itsjordenlosers]

OR I WILL SLIT YOUR BALLS OFF!!! ... I don't have a dick.

I will punch you in the face!

[czechwolf13]

Allen is SOOOOO hot in that green shirt! THis was sooo funny!

[cece1054]

What the song at the begining called?

[ArrowSparrow1]

lol craig at 3:37 "I..hate..you.."

[MonkeyHouseMatt]

where do you guys get the fake guns?

[JessiDub]

whats the song at the beginning called?

[Viooltiej]

OMG!!

LMFAO!!

´I don´t have a dick´

That face!!

Sooo hilarious!! xD

[eboyzki]

"he dies and i lose my other eye."

HAHA!

[LostInTheStable]

At 3:28 when thay say "He's bored out of his mind" you can hear someone laughing in the backgrond! xD

[forrestfire88]

The bit with the baby reminds me of the painting scene in Airplane! But the best moment is "I don't have dick."

[Washinato]

"I'm ready." LOL, ERECTION! HAHAHAHAHHA

[juiceboxmob]

I find it strange that Allen can actually get away with wearing an eye patch.

[amaya5yumi]

not many people can work the eye patch but Allen can.

[Deadman3161998]

I get it Connors as in John Connors from The Terminator

[EIPDD1]

"i hate u. i hate. i f***** hate u!

[nlinkinpark1209]

I'd do it for the shit tone of money......

[VampirePrincess26]

lmao they probably put that romantic music since the last thing allen says before the music turns on is "lets do it" lmao

[xWHATTHAHEKx]

LOL! "i dont have a dick!"

[AKAAyame]

Lol We are done Professionally, I love the club scene hey whats up! rotf you guys are awesome!

[dunfast]

OMG

x]

Im still PMSL.

"I'm trying to get outta the mood!"

"I dont have a dick!"

x]

[FantasyDreamer831]

You guys are my fav ppl on youtube!

I love Evil Iguana Production!

[SolenneVox]

"This is my Oscar scene!" roflmao!!

[sweetynonnaaz]

"He dies, and I lose my other eye" xD

[LinuxRulz2127]

lol i luv u guys!

i'm going to punbh u in the face! seriously!

LOL

[flamingrhino555]

You guys should have Bloopers. It would make it funnier, bu this is hilarious

[hiitsk8]

allen, your my hero! and craig is his sidekick, but i still love you!!!!!!

[TheEIPfan]

I know how everybody is complaining that you need to release more vids but I know how hard it is i'm making one right now

[KungFuBoyTV]

LOL!! Great!!!!

[smilewithgreenapples]

this is sooo funny lol

[therealtrisha]

haha rofl time.

[Twilight4Life1997]

i dont have a dick!!! LMAO THATS EPIC!

[Shr00mscross]

lmao!!!....omg!..so so funny!!!....geeze!

[nosenipples]

Oh my god. Allen, you're amazing. XD

[Dalton01Baby]

rolf

[Zurassh]

The Epic Song at the beginning is GOTHIC POWER by X-Ray Dog

[licc22et]

hahaha^^

GO EIP!!!!

[castrobunnx]

YOU NEED TO MAKE MORE VIDEOS!!!

[phantomsonlylove]

craig wants to laugh a lot in this movie

[luisg0555]

ha! them bitches are funny i tell you what......

[KaMpT97]

r u ok?

yeah...STOP THE MUSIC PLEASE!

[radioguy55]

what was the epic song? i want to use it in a series i'll be making

[Zurassh]

gothic power- X-Ray Dog

[trustedbyme]

Craig says my favorite line again from the Kill Death 2 Trailer, "I'm going to punch you in the face!" : D

[TheEIPfan]

you tell me where Conners and Steele are or i swear to go i will zap your dick till it falls off......................I don't have d*ck

[kandkproductions0]

"sup?"

"oh my god."

hahahaha : )

"i'm trying to get out of the mood."

only allen could get turned on by that kind of music :D

[randomsnakapus]

i didn't know you were so violent craig......but then i can be too

[JonEVoodou]

"I am ready!"

"What?!"

"Professor of Gilligans Island naked..."

[xtan451]

PRICELESS