Norwegians for beginners

[Quarantus]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!



[Norica96]

Grilldress... ja..

[TorillJacobsen]

Lol. 

[Thisway2Norway]

The akward moment for those who believed in this, and tried it afterwards....

[deus1118]

Norwegia is how you say Norway in Polish...bet you didn't know that

[Idaerrakuul14]

HAHAHAH, ROFLMAO XD Så eid!

[NiouMasaharu]

Translation for whoever can't speak Norwegian

00:40 Grilldress - Old worn out tracksuit

Useful phrases

1:25 Airplane; Du! Flytt deg, for faen - You! Move, for fuck's sake

1:45 Cheers; Skål, for faen! Cheers fuckers!

2:05 Not hearing; HÆ?! WHA-?!

2:40 Approaching a woman; Skal vi pule? Wanna fuck?

Faen doesn't really mean fuck, but it's used the same way as the curseword fuck is in english, so it's the best translation

[Partyffs]

@NiouMasaharu The word Faen is a refference to fanden/djevelen: that is faen = satan or the devil.

But in Norway we use it as fuck.

[mari14b]

SKAL VI PULE, hahahahahaahaha!'

Means: Shall we fuck? lol ahahhaha.

Yea we're aweosme, but the gorilladress was fucked up xD

[NiouMasaharu]

@mari14b I think it's grilldress...

[mari14b]

Yea we use our gorilladress every day. LUSER. Hahah we're not like that at all, but hey cute <3

[komiss18]

du vet vel ikke mye om Norge vis du syntes vi sier sånt... men "HÆÆ" er rett da..XD

[dintho]

Haha, synes de minne jævli om åss trøndera x'D

Værst, e at de mæste e ganske sant :')

*HÆÆ?*

[RosaRoxy1]

@dintho

Hærreguuuuud!

FAAN!!

skål fer faan....

synes at beskrivelsa e bra jah!

[Kafuine]

Skål for faen!

[MrBrolly96]

Flytt deg for faen! XD

[Blomsterbob2K]

The video mainly point to the northern culture in Norway, true story.

[headhunter544]

haha fy faen så bra xD

[fordiegesiddis]

haha så bra !

nordmenn > alle andre (meg? arrogant? aldri! hold kjeft for faen =Þ)

[linethb]

hva faen!!!???

så jævla dårli film har je faen mei ældri sett før ass!!!!!!

itte vondt ment at den som la den ut da xD

[linethb]

hva faen!!!???

så jævla dårli film har je faen mei ældri sett før ass!!!!!!

[GamingDude1100]

jævla film det gjør norge flaut

[Calle2k]

@GamingDude1100 Heia Norge..

[gitar97]

"Du , flytt deg for faen!"

[gitar97]

"Du , ta og flytt deg for faen!"

[CharlieMcCotton]

Oh dear,

You englishmen are so so snobbish,

I bet you could crack a walnut with your ass.

[Marixxen2]

@CharlieMcCotton LOL! well said

[Starchild91]

"HÆ?" Hahahah! So true.

[abo100ful]

@Starchild91 really really turEEEeee HÆÆæææææ heheh :PPpp

[desimaltall]

The Trondheim part was sooo true!

[MrsBlueLove]

Ka Faen!? : B

[crono142]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAahha herregud så bra

[Dovenpeis]

Hahaha! I could not stop laughing. This is of course pushed to the extreme, but there is a core of truth in this.

[McChicken10Bucks]

stygg film

[jeppep86]

Skål for faen!

[kem8seven]

Ingenius interpretation of norwegians, I totally see your point ;-) (and I'm, of course, norwegian).

[NeuroticDummy]

Du, flytt deg for faen!!!

[tiddler111]

du kan ikke uttale TH gotcha!! lol

[tiddler111]

godt forsøk, men du er ikke engelsk i det hele tatt

[g0moz]

herlig . jeg lo som faen

[xhannahxonealx]

du flytt deg for faen xP hahahahhahahhahahha I think i'd probably say excuse me but your in my seat (unnskyld, men du sitt i setet mett) but okay :P

[pingolve]

hva i hel***e? når ble The GrillDress bunad?

[TheMrVeggis]

If you didnt ecxacly hear what they say then say i don't notice sorry ecxuse me i didn't hear ecxacly what you say'd,i beg you pardon, Forgive me , Sorry as we say in english in correct translation in Norwegian is HÆÆÆH?!?! LoLoLoLol, ecxacly like we do to, so funny xD

[bibbinatoren]

TRØNDERBART!!!

[sparklebucket]

that is not the continuem transfuctioner !

[Seldanas]

The GrillDress? Hva i helv..xD

[Ikkesoren]

Hæææ?! Se på trynet til fyren :P

[LordPasschendale]

This is an insult! But it was funny xD

[LisbryIsMe]

So basically, we're just really rude?

[Silje]

So true :)

[space0age0pirate]

the norwegians i know like skinny jeans, trainers and waterproof coats (Y) thats how we spot them :) and they have these awesome adult baby grow things :)

[Mareeeeuhh]

LOL

[elmaloy]

Hahaha, funny xD

[texlyon]

Itts true, Not the grill dress

[texlyon]

That translation off move you from my seat= Fuck sake move!

[Crestnutt]

Haha, that was frikin hilarious;D

Norway FTW!!!

[plutiotboy]

rofl

[ZTATION]

Faen så dum de er

[zzxcrozzy]

hææææ?

[Joacost]

That is because there isn't much to be proud of in France or Germany :P

[HanAndersfyren]

dumme engelskmenn : D

[Langemann92]

Fy faen så godt jeg lo.

[PikAchu193]

HÆÆÆÆ???

That's soo right. xD

[kamratfisk]

Norrmän är ju så?

[morganselstoe]

Hah, Østlendinger og fulle folk i syden, kanskje.

[jonashp12]

HÆ!?

[Adavidson100]

Det hær va fette genialt.

Alt e jo sant førr fan. Alt! hehe

[beeqool]

norwegian minority in northern pakistan :D

[NNorstad]

hahaha

[Marikki11]

kvifor legger ikkje noen ut ein video om nynorsk i noreg?

[acin9955]

Filmen din sug for fanden!!

[oc445]

cheer's for fuck sake lol

[Nufcnorway]

wow, your one jealous guy. zip it you shit.

[EvaMaxAF1]

now I can be norwegian...

XD d--(^.^)--b

[Luckyluke007]

skal vi pule? thats, skal vi pule?

[LillJohnsen]

this is just a little bit to tru ... we say FAEN aloooooooooot!!!!!!! and HÆÆÆ ofc ; D

[hoieoia]

hehe, this was funny! :) especially the "HÆ?!" - part! so true! (i'm norwegian)

[malcite]

@hoieoia hæææææ? ka du sa XD

(that means "what did you say? ;) )

[mrZuperduper]

hahahaha feil !!!!!!!!

[tiddler111]

The best thing about this video isn't the observations on Norwegians, Norway etc. It is the bit on the British. The .. oh. i'm sorry bit. We ARE a bit like that here. The not wanting to make a fuss stuff. Nice vid.

[tiddler111]

sier du at nordmenn er litt forthright da lol

[Colaglass]

flytt deg for faen, is that correct?

[Piiinkey]

That means: "Move away for fucks sake"

Though, we're not saying that to people who's sitting at our seats.

[fenbache]

perfect

[karlking1995]

lol heaaa lol that made my day

[inask1]

Kopenhagen isn't in Norway! That's the capitol of Denmark! xD Nice try, thogh!

[cobra3289]

Shame on us norwegians. we are in fact rude.Embarressing when I have visitors from USA, Netherlands and UK.

[nrg1901]

Fuck Norway it, sucks! My friend got robbed in Kopenhagen last year, it's not safe there.

[yasashii89]

ur saying fuck norway because ur friend got robbed in denmark...?

[nrg1901]

dont be ignorant.

[yasashii89]

I'M ignorant? u r the one who generalizes scandinavia and claims that denmarks capital is in norway. whos the one that is ignorant??

[TheSigurdur]

kopenhagen isn't even in Norway u genius

[nrg1901]

You're ignorant.

[MrsBillKaulitz1989]

Kopenhagen's in Denmark genius.

[brandon11122]

Bahaha.. Norway may be nice but Norwegians certainly aren't my friend.

and Faen*

:)

[malcite]

@brandon11122 actually, its your loss though. While its true that norwegians seem (with emphasis on SEEM) colder to strangers, we are actually a pretty friendly people. However its no mistake that our drinking culture is somewhat different than say the french or american. But that doesn't mean we don't know how to party ;)

[brandon11122]

Did I mention I'm Norwegian/American?

[RayJToro]

@nrg1901 haha! buy yourself a map!

[Krissio94]

I'm such a HÆ'er! XD

it's proboably what we say the most here in Norway ^^

[SjOtRiK]

HÆÆH?! Haha, thats exactly what we do! xD

[begaleysdad]

@SjOtRiK I love when my dad does that to annoy everyone, haha it's great, HAEH!?

[supermodel434]

@SjOtRiK

Totally XD

but i don't say "faen" in every sentence ..

[vegard125]

ehm...theres lots of politeness,but diplomacy is rare

[Luff55g]

Sadly it is true. There is no tradition for being polite in Norway.

[Joacost]

Acctually, If you talk to people - Random people that is... most of them would be polite. Depends on how you enter the conversation.

[19BVB09Dortmund]

lucky enough to speak with norwegian women... it's not if you're a nigger with a huge cock... they just love it! :D

[atatyrknumber1]

OLOLOLOL!

We Norwegians will troll you all with our troll stories!

[TwistToy]

I'm Scandinavian. Don't like the English. Wish we could still go over there and take there shyt. Wouldn't touch there women though, to gross.

[yasashii89]

the only gross women england has are those who look almost as bad as your mom

[TwistToy]

know what. if you want to talk tough.  why don't you give me your name and adress. i'll give you mine. see if we can work something out. really though you fucking crumpet.

[tazmhs]

dra til hælvete a!

[Snorjin]

HÆÆÆH??! xD <3

[MultiLiar]

It's true. Norway is beautiful and also the best country in the world.

[TheDeadPlayers]

HÆÆÆÆ!?!?!?!?!?

Hilarious

Hysterisk

[alexbriss]

Norwegian: Skål for faen!

English: Cheers for satan!

[potetkiller]

Cheers for fuck sake

[badeand123]

hahahahhaa fantastisk!!! :D

[Plumboidass]

HAHAH grilldress for faen

[theownshow]

haha skål for faen XD hvem er denne løken forresten?

[amitk19]

After hearing the facts do you still want to integrate with these nomads.

[smoothynoob]

I just got to ask you Amitk19. Why do you keep watching movies on youtube that has the title "Norwegian" in it, if you hate it so bad? I really don't get your sense of thinking. Is it just to make stupid, idiotic comments like the one you made here? In b4 stupid reply from you.

[hawtnesszz]

hahahahahhahhahhahahahahahhaha­hhahahah xD No, lets not.. dumb fuck ^^

[prippsen]

SKÅL FOR FAEN!

[olamikkel]

Hihi "skal vi pule, da?" ^^,

Dritbra :D

[Kianul]

HÆÆÆÆÆÆ!?!

[TheIncia]

The typical norwegian costume "grilldress" :D

[trudesss]

Du, flytt dæ for faen! Hææææ!?!?! So true XD

[Hummeell]

Hæ?! haha!

[jeomorradi]

vi sier ikke ''skal vi pule'' vi sier ''knull meg, knull meg hardere enn morra di, din satans hore''

[UyLuy84]

what the hell:P ehm nei...:P

eg håpe dette var en dårlig form for humor

[limbride]

Det er nok bare du her som har dårlig humor dessværre.

[adityaworld]

ka faen!

[Norwayolainen]

..grows a very big, long mustache. Even some of the men! XD Haha

[BriannaRapson]

Eg har vært i norge i ett år, og eg jobber som en au pair....

and 'HÆÆÆÆÆÆ?!' is EXACTLY what Norwegians do. God damned HILARIOUS. ahahahahaha

[WrestleManiaq]

HÆÆÆ?? where are you from?

[BriannaRapson]

Was that at me? Heh, I'm from Australia. Don't mind my horrific grammar, I never went to a class, I only learnt by ear =P

[eggenz90]

you learned by a ear? that is fucking awsome! how did you do that?

[BriannaRapson]

I was there for 12 months, and the kids didn't speak english =P Kids use more simple language..aaaaand were usually talking about farting and other amusing bodily functions XD So it's not so hard to understand, I just can't answer 100% correctly =P

[Jehansi]

respect

[TheIdaLouise]

Jeg håper dette var kødd, han kan jo ikke norsk engangXD

English: This is a fucked up video and i hope that dude gets his head out of his as!

[Fredstie]

HAHA!! XP

[PuredPker]

Skal vi pule?

[inask1]

Elsker når han sier HÆÆÆ??!! xD

[TheHeartCreation]

HÆÆ?! XD

[isuzulisa]

Hehe. HÆÆÆÆ????

[Seldanas]

Norwegian-English "Føkk Off" :D

[Krepsii]

Det er jo lov å være høflig da xD Vi sier jo liksom ikke "fløtt deg for faen!" til en fremmed ... Eller, noen av oss gjør det xD

[ericandreas1992]

HÆÆ?

[Dagahaug]

i say "hææææ" all the time! haha.

[alexbriss]

Haha, jag gillar när han pratar om Trondheim haha...

[Spacemongerr]

HÆ!?!

hahah, so true

[Willlis12]

hahahahaha!!!!!! That is just the way I talk!!

Kind of... :p

[Eirik27194]

Hva faen blir folk sure for? det er jo bare humor!

Wtf are people getting so pissed about, its only humor!

And to everybody who think all this is true, you arent very far from the truth xD

Selvironiiiiii

[cbbatista]

"flytt deg for faen" :D

[Zallinda]

lol

[peer91]

haaaaaaaahahaha!! i love it! love the part when i says: HÆÆÆÆ! 2:08

its exactly what we say and whit the right facial expression!

faen dette er tidi! = fuck this is funny!

[MrACDCRocker97]

LoL dritbra

[MartinGimnaes]

HÆÆÆ!!? dritbra :D

[mrpokemaniack]

if you think thats how norwegens is and behave i say go to hell and this is insult to the norwegens.

[petter56789]

herregud, det er bare ment som en spøk, ikke ta det så serriøst

[mrpokemaniack]

ja vi kan kjanse mene det men det skjønner jo ikke alle.

[mrpokemaniack]

jeg vet i alle fall og jeg er sur

[oejh]

Why? It`s true.

[realdimension]

Hahaha xD

[lovleypotato]

vet ikke om jeg er sur eller ikke

[KNMman]

"du...flytt deg for faen":)))) hahaha

Jeg ville nå heller sagt "flytt den feite ræva di for helvete", sier det jo ikke, men hvis jeg skulle være skikkelig frekk med noen:)

[halfdark000]

would be funnier with subtitles, i think!

[katanamanatee]

Basically, he is teaching semi-abusive language.

"Du, flytte deg for faen!" could be roughly translated as "You, move for fuck sake!"

Faen is an expletive roughly equivalent to damn but when said as "For faen" this would be like someone saying "Fuck sake" but without as much social stigma as attached to the word fuck in English speaking countries.

Then "Skål for faen" is basically "Cheers, for fuck sake!"

Lastly, "Skal vi pule?" literally means, "Shall we fuck?"

[Slash9ke]

Skjønte ikkje så mykje på starten før æ leste gjennom xD