I like Mr Deity better when he's perfectly fine with genocide... not that he knew what that meant and ended up disliking the word - "utterly destroy is I believe how I put it." The mythos you've produced seems to indicate that Mr Deity knows and is perfectly fine with the Bible -he just has trouble explaining it without being embarrassed. Great show, thanks.
@templarart Well, this is all based on the bi-polar character found in the Bible. He's the guys who says Thou Shalt Not Murder, and then orders genocide -- Thou Shalt Not Steal, but don't worry about taking people's land. That's the beauty of this character -- anything He does is in character 'cause He's all over the map!
@misterdeity Extremely funny answer. Completely predictable from a masterful comedy writer. I know, I don't expect the character to be consistent, it's just a comedy - I guess for me I prefer your depiction of Jehovah as an affable, likable deity who orders genocide and the stoning of non-virgins - yet is surprised when people find anything wrong with it. That is hysterical stuff - I listened to your skits for hours yesterday, sometimes the same skits 3 or 4 times! Much better than TV!
@RaggedM88 The ideas that inspired the greatest evil in Judeo/Christian history come from the New rather than the Old Testament. For me, there's nothing worse than the idea of good people being tortured eternally, and the notion that God doesn't care about what we do -- only what we believe. Those are the ideas that led to war upon war and 800 years of inquisition.
Wait. People are pissed at this? Hell, I'm a card-carrying Catholic and I laugh my moobs off on this. I love the church, the scripture, and the whole kit-and-kaboodle but c'mon folks.. if you don't like it, just bypass it. No one's holding a gun to your head and making you see this stuff. And if someone IS, in fact, holding a gun to your head.. my bad.
Another punch in the stomach. Well I guess I´ll burp out that one out too.
"Turn the other cheek", Andy, "Turn the other cheek" Thanks for mocking me. It seems the main type of atheist argumentation is mockery, patronizing, exaggeration of facts, mixing lies with truth (to attack!), changing of definitions and terms (aka new speek), answering question with questions.
And it´s not even funny. Jokes are about being surprising, not confirming.
@AndyAce83 So, you're saying this is not your cup o' tea? Perhaps if you tried being a little less sensitive. As for the funny, humor is a very individual thing. There are about 4-500,000 people who regularly see this show and like it. You can dismiss them all, but my suggestion is that you enlighten us with your own program which IS funny. That would be more helpful.
As for the mockery -- it's a time-honored tradition in the humor biz, and the best way to point out the absurd.
@AndyAce83 Satire is not an agenda, it's a method. And the reason we don't do Islam is twofold: 1) My audience is mostly American, and aren't familiar with Islam (familiarity is required for this kind of humor). 2) My wife won't let me (and I want to live, too).
Saw some of your "contributions." Apparently, funny is not your cup o' tea either. ;-)
Make them clap on 1 and 3 instead of 2 and 4 = best line. I can't tell you how many people (i.e. Christians) I've tried to train to clap on the off beat. :D
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GOD HAS ALREADY ONE AND FOR ALL YOU THAT BELIEVE THIS IS EVEN GOOD HAVE FUN NOT BEING IN HEAVEN. WHY DONT YOU TRY GOING TO CHURCH OR READING A BIBLE FOR ONCE MAYBE ACTUALLY TRY AND FEEL THE SPIRIT OF GOD. FAITH ISNT FAITH IF YOU USE YOUR EYES.
@GeorgiaRainbowX I used to be very religious. I'd bet you dimes to doughnuts that I know more about the Bible than you do. In fact, a survey was just done showing that Atheists tend to know quite a bit more about the Bible than believers. Perhaps that's WHY they're Atheists. And I think what you meant was, "Faith isn't faith if you use your brain."
@GeorgiaRainbowX Judging by your style of communication, something tells me I've probably read more of the Bible than you have, along with quite a few other books. I will have fun not being in heaven. Lots of fun.
@GeorgiaRainbowX Raised as an evangelical christian, I too always felt this refreshing "joy of the spirit". I still feel it today, but now as an atheist.
I want you to understand that this feeling of blissful joy that you attribute as the holy spirit, isn't a holy spirit trademark. It can in fact, be felt by anyone with or without faith during a non-religious meditation experience. I feel it when I marvel and meditate on the Universe's beauty and complexity, no god, no rules, no guilt. best...
Hell to the yeah on the blissful joy of the natural world. Suggestion: Find a park or field or beach where there isn't too many twigs or rocks on the ground and go for a run barefoot. Something about wind in your face and dirt between your toes makes you feel alive and free on a very primal level. It's awesome.
@GeorgiaRainbowX "If faith isn't faith if you use your eyes," how is one to read your words of wisdom? It seems those God-given organs might play at least some role in discernment.
"This book makes me look like a petty, unjust, vindictive, bloodthirsty, misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully!"
Ah... we have a Catholic in our midst! C'mon! The Pope is once again going to top this year's list of mass murderers/people who cause the suffering of others. Telling people in the developing world, where HIV/AIDS is rampant not to use condoms ---- solely because of dogma --- is one of the most disgusting, irresponsible things ever. How can you defend that?
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yeah man you're right. there is zero evidence supporting Christianity. oh wait nvm, there is TONS of evidence supporting Christianity, and NO evidence denying it.
You really think there's no evidence against god? Just look at birth defects, natural disasters, so much unnecessary suffering. Not to mention the fact that the burden of proof lies with the positive claimant, not with the skeptic.
I don't find your evidence sufficient. I remains skeptical. Am I going to suffer for eternity for that? A skeptic is part of who I am, how God created me, persay. How does that work?
I kind of have to side with bornagainjim here. You CANNOT prove a negative. Even those evil witches in the dark ages failed to prove their innocence before they got burnt in the name of the father, the son and the holy ghost - and the talking snake.
I cannot disprove his existence and if he really comes to end the world like the book of revelation says, I will reject him at this very moment, because the god of the bible disgusts me.
Until then I am going to ridicule those who think he will come.
yah no evidence what so ever against Christianity, except you know all those holes in the bible, natural explanations for so called "miracles" etc. etc. no evidence against Christianity what so ever it seems.
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holes in the bible? i'm currently attending a university with professors who have doctorate degrees in biblical studies, and biblical archaeology and such which mean they've studied the bible about eight years longer than you have, and they don't seem to think there are ANY holes. but what do they know?
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yeah man you've got it all figured out. you obviously know everything, and hence believe that there is no being in the universe that could be more worthy than you. you better not be wrong though, because your eternity will SUCK if you are.
I don't BELIEVE anything, on the contrary I refuse to believe. If I am wrong your eternity will suck as much as mine for one reason or another. (for one I doubt you follow the laws laid down in the old testament meaning you're going to hell anyway) ever wonder what you'll do with an infinite amount of time and a finite amount of things to do? after a few million years death'll look mighty tempting.
jaja thats funny.. but honestly why bother arguing this?? i mean if there isnt one, then okay w.e. no life after death.. but why try and crush ppl that believe in it? i mean all it does is give them hope for something better..
and if there is one, then good, your hard work will pay off.. and i honestly believe, that living a good life and being a good person is more important than what or in who you believe in..
btw remember, the bible was written by man, not God..
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i appreciate your open-mindedness el rojo, but from where do you get your perception of the possibility of God? because if its from the Bible, the Bible clearly teaches that God cares about the matters of the heart, so in essence, God cares more about what you believe in than what you do. but that is only of any consequence if you believe that the Bible was God's direct revelation to man. which i don't think you do unfortunately.
Of course, no one who thinks that there might be holes in the bible is going to bother getting a doctorate degree in biblical studies in the first place ...
I said this same thing publicly when the American media was glorifying the last dead pope- it didn't go over well- this is a breath of fresh air- I thought a nice break up phone call to the fundamentalists with a "it's not you it's me" yah I know I do love you but I'm not "in love with you" and maybe a restraining order threat would make a good episode
@misterdeity My god (pun intended) you are incredible with your rationality and reasoning behind religion. if only you were "the deity" and i love how you can make fun of everyone without worrying about the idiots who you piss off. if only i had ties in hollywood i wouldn't rest till you guys were on a network... but i don't...
actually the pope's message doesnt seem to be affecting those where the spread is most rampant. Also bad pope is bad sure but what about the previous pope and his message and his help in the fall of the USSR? i think you are funny and im not one to defend religion. but that was a pretty big slip up there. I dont agree with everything catholicism does, but that condescending attitude towards all?just dont
@misterdeity That's easy. The pope looks strikingly like Emperor Palpatine. Do you honestly think stormtroopers have time to put condoms on? Of course not!
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wow. there is a lot of ignorance in that video. no dedicated Christian is embarrassed of anything in the Bible. God does nothing outside of His righteous character.
What??!!!! Are you kidding? The murder of non-virgins, homosexuals, old men picking up sticks, genocide, infanticide, etc...? Not embarrassed? You scare the Hell out of me.
Did you read the book? If you have and can say that he acts purely righteously than I find you to be an entirely terrifying individual.
All I can think is that for you might makes right. I'd call you a hypocrite but I am also pretty sure that "might makes right" was actually the lesson of the Book of Job.
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I love how you think you have the authority to judge what is righteous. You're infinitesimally small and foolish compared to the Creator of reality. He is the judge of what is righteous, not us. Thats pretty arrogant to think you can make that call.
No, Jesus is another guy. This guy is.. .another person. lol. I don't know his name. But I believe he's god's adviser, manager or what have you. I'm not sure.
Be cool, dude; Amy is "Mrs. Deity" in real life. And, yeah, she is a hottie. She gets about 40-60 rude, sexually-explicit e-mails per month. I'd definitely sell her MY soul (again)!
I'm sure Larry can bring you up to date. He was so on the mark with the voicemail prank. That worked out well, didn't it? You're funny! You're the Deity!
OH MY DEITY!!! What a great, superb, omnipotent work of satire. Thanks for continuing to put these out and illustrate the absurdity of what some people believe in.
the most hilarious thing is that Christianity's absurdity is all predicated upon a god that DOESN'T EXIST!!!! Hahahahahaahahaaaahaaa! What a friggin' joke!!!
Oh, I bet you're the mean one that hangs around Santa's photo booth at the mall, destroying little kids fun and scaring them by yelling: "SANTA DOESN'T EXIST!!!!"
No, I tell the kids that there was once a guy named St Nicolas, or Santa Claus, who made sure that all of the kids had food and some toys during the holidays, so now we have guys dress up as Santa to remind everyone to be charitable, and we get pictures with him for fun.
That's exactly what I tell them. I don't lie to my kids. They understand its about the SPIRIT of the season, not any one imaginary person, whether it be Jesus or Santa or Kwanzaa-man...
It's not my career yet. And if enough people don't subscribe (i.e.; weekly/monthly donations), it never will be. I'll be headed to the 9-to-5 world. And I'm not talkin' Dolly Parton and Dabney Coleman.
What?! misterdeity? Workin 9 to 5? What a way to make a livin Barely gettin by Its all takin And no givin They just use you mind And they never give you credit Its enough to drive you Crazy if you let it oops, sorry.
Great series, but I have to say that most of the crazy stuff in the bible is from the Old Testament. So technically it was the Jews that made god out to be a jealous, unstable maniac. The New Testament is just the life if Jesus and it also hammers out the new rules, how to worship, and formalizes the split with Judaism. None of the members of the trinity really do anything crazy in the NT. Well, not compared to the OT.
Yes but your claim that the NT was just the life of Jesus and some new rules is BS, because God while he may be less overtly violent in the NT, is still a dick and had a lot of dick moves (Sorry you ended up looking so bad in the book Mr. D). And btw he did kinda introduce hell in the NT, at least in the OT all he ever did was kill people not torture them forever afterwards.
Yeah, this is a good point. Torturing people for not believing in the boy is pretty darned awful. And say what you will about what the Jews supposedly did in the Old Testament, Christianity picked up that mantle and ran with it like nobody's business. From setting us back technologically 1000 years, to the sectarian violence, anti-semitism, pogroms, etc... It's beautiful stuff, really.
Hell is definitely a dick move, but in the context of the video all of the stuff he mentions is initially, and some of it exclusively, in the OT. The NT is in fact exactly what I said though. The gospels and the writings of the apostles, mostly Paul make up the NT. Oh, and the bizarre inclusion of Revelation. Revelation is strange and god is a dick in that though.
2:16 - 2:43 Want a great example of Anti-Gay Christians with bad hair? /watch?v=3wfcc4wfv5A
InContemplation 2 months ago
"And make them clap on one and three, instead of two and four."
Lol, that was hilarious! And you know where this happens the most? In church!
jasonjon88 3 months ago in playlist Mr Deity Season 2
Yo Lucy is a MILF! I just noticed. LOL
fake2 3 months ago
What did Larry say at the very end?
serene430 4 months ago
@serene430 What are you gonna do with "W"? (Bush).
misterdeity 4 months ago
Let's leave the blacks out of this, they've suffered enough.
rich2rock 4 months ago
12 people can't dance.
nvalentino75 7 months ago
I like Mr Deity better when he's perfectly fine with genocide... not that he knew what that meant and ended up disliking the word - "utterly destroy is I believe how I put it." The mythos you've produced seems to indicate that Mr Deity knows and is perfectly fine with the Bible -he just has trouble explaining it without being embarrassed. Great show, thanks.
templarart 7 months ago in playlist Mr Deity
@templarart Well, this is all based on the bi-polar character found in the Bible. He's the guys who says Thou Shalt Not Murder, and then orders genocide -- Thou Shalt Not Steal, but don't worry about taking people's land. That's the beauty of this character -- anything He does is in character 'cause He's all over the map!
misterdeity 7 months ago 2
@misterdeity Extremely funny answer. Completely predictable from a masterful comedy writer. I know, I don't expect the character to be consistent, it's just a comedy - I guess for me I prefer your depiction of Jehovah as an affable, likable deity who orders genocide and the stoning of non-virgins - yet is surprised when people find anything wrong with it. That is hysterical stuff - I listened to your skits for hours yesterday, sometimes the same skits 3 or 4 times! Much better than TV!
templarart 7 months ago
This show need to be aired on prime time television!!!
XxXspacityheroXxX 8 months ago
To be fair the old testament where god looks particularly bad was written by the jews, but no matter. its still pretty funny.
RaggedM88 9 months ago
@RaggedM88 The ideas that inspired the greatest evil in Judeo/Christian history come from the New rather than the Old Testament. For me, there's nothing worse than the idea of good people being tortured eternally, and the notion that God doesn't care about what we do -- only what we believe. Those are the ideas that led to war upon war and 800 years of inquisition.
misterdeity 9 months ago
@misterdeity Agreed. Its just that a lot of what you mention in the skit are the things coming from the OT.
RaggedM88 9 months ago
@RaggedM88 Yeah, that's true. We've done quite a bit about what I call "the barbecue" in season four.
misterdeity 9 months ago
Wait. People are pissed at this? Hell, I'm a card-carrying Catholic and I laugh my moobs off on this. I love the church, the scripture, and the whole kit-and-kaboodle but c'mon folks.. if you don't like it, just bypass it. No one's holding a gun to your head and making you see this stuff. And if someone IS, in fact, holding a gun to your head.. my bad.
endlessmonkeys 10 months ago
Larry did warn you
deathman1021 10 months ago
Lol, they clap on 1 and 3.
skiddlecrumms 1 year ago
Another punch in the stomach. Well I guess I´ll burp out that one out too.
"Turn the other cheek", Andy, "Turn the other cheek" Thanks for mocking me. It seems the main type of atheist argumentation is mockery, patronizing, exaggeration of facts, mixing lies with truth (to attack!), changing of definitions and terms (aka new speek), answering question with questions.
And it´s not even funny. Jokes are about being surprising, not confirming.
AndyAce83 1 year ago
@AndyAce83 So, you're saying this is not your cup o' tea? Perhaps if you tried being a little less sensitive. As for the funny, humor is a very individual thing. There are about 4-500,000 people who regularly see this show and like it. You can dismiss them all, but my suggestion is that you enlighten us with your own program which IS funny. That would be more helpful.
As for the mockery -- it's a time-honored tradition in the humor biz, and the best way to point out the absurd.
misterdeity 1 year ago 4
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I agree for the most part. But I did notice some agenda like satire and some PC omitted issues (like why weren't Islam in the mix?).
But yeah... Not my cop of tea... I prefer coffee.
And I have made my contributions to youtube.com. If it's more funny, I dunno, but I have.
AndyAce83 1 year ago
@AndyAce83 Satire is not an agenda, it's a method. And the reason we don't do Islam is twofold: 1) My audience is mostly American, and aren't familiar with Islam (familiarity is required for this kind of humor). 2) My wife won't let me (and I want to live, too).
Saw some of your "contributions." Apparently, funny is not your cup o' tea either. ;-)
misterdeity 1 year ago 12
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Hehe;-)
AndyAce83 1 year ago
@misterdeity Shazing!
skiddlecrumms 1 year ago
Make them clap on 1 and 3 instead of 2 and 4 = best line. I can't tell you how many people (i.e. Christians) I've tried to train to clap on the off beat. :D
AtheistinFundyLand 1 year ago
Nice tie, Larry. Thumbs up! :D
allycrro 1 year ago
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GOD HAS ALREADY ONE AND FOR ALL YOU THAT BELIEVE THIS IS EVEN GOOD HAVE FUN NOT BEING IN HEAVEN. WHY DONT YOU TRY GOING TO CHURCH OR READING A BIBLE FOR ONCE MAYBE ACTUALLY TRY AND FEEL THE SPIRIT OF GOD. FAITH ISNT FAITH IF YOU USE YOUR EYES.
GeorgiaRainbowX 1 year ago
@GeorgiaRainbowX I used to be very religious. I'd bet you dimes to doughnuts that I know more about the Bible than you do. In fact, a survey was just done showing that Atheists tend to know quite a bit more about the Bible than believers. Perhaps that's WHY they're Atheists. And I think what you meant was, "Faith isn't faith if you use your brain."
misterdeity 1 year ago 33
@GeorgiaRainbowX troll
gphhawkins 1 year ago
@GeorgiaRainbowX Faith is what stupid people fall for.
mialegs 1 year ago
@GeorgiaRainbowX PLEASE STOP YELLING!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MrNightShadowX 1 year ago
@GeorgiaRainbowX lol "Faith" belief in something that you have no reason to....
believe in. You think that's a good thing, huh?? lol WTF
Jayjon81 1 year ago
@GeorgiaRainbowX Judging by your style of communication, something tells me I've probably read more of the Bible than you have, along with quite a few other books. I will have fun not being in heaven. Lots of fun.
halonone 1 year ago
@GeorgiaRainbowX The bible is a very messed up book. Why don't you actually read it. Find the caps lock button while you are at it.
skiddlecrumms 1 year ago
@GeorgiaRainbowX Raised as an evangelical christian, I too always felt this refreshing "joy of the spirit". I still feel it today, but now as an atheist.
I want you to understand that this feeling of blissful joy that you attribute as the holy spirit, isn't a holy spirit trademark. It can in fact, be felt by anyone with or without faith during a non-religious meditation experience. I feel it when I marvel and meditate on the Universe's beauty and complexity, no god, no rules, no guilt. best...
esiosan 1 year ago 2
@esiosan
Hell to the yeah on the blissful joy of the natural world. Suggestion: Find a park or field or beach where there isn't too many twigs or rocks on the ground and go for a run barefoot. Something about wind in your face and dirt between your toes makes you feel alive and free on a very primal level. It's awesome.
SirKickz 11 months ago
@GeorgiaRainbowX "If faith isn't faith if you use your eyes," how is one to read your words of wisdom? It seems those God-given organs might play at least some role in discernment.
ChannelingOne 10 months ago
they get 'em when they're young, sir!
FungusyHam 1 year ago
funny and true,sadly...
Alakayyy 1 year ago
I can't seem to find episode 3 or 4... huh...
PrincesTomboy 1 year ago
@PrincesTomboy They don't necessarily say 3 or 4. Look under the season three playlist. I believe they're all in order there.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity Just another example of how god is so erratic. ;-)
CaspaB 1 year ago
Best one yet.
60th60th 1 year ago
I loved the Unholy Trinity Part.
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lambpower99 1 year ago
footloose..he he
chiledoug 1 year ago
I wish he had used the line:
"This book makes me look like a petty, unjust, vindictive, bloodthirsty, misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully!"
1RadicalOne 1 year ago 10
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That would have been good.
yamiblade 1 year ago
He did have Jesus calling him portions of that in a later video regarding his sacrifice...
1RadicalOne 1 year ago
@1RadicalOne Doesnt jesse uso some of those words in one of the latest episodes???
Ryosuke1208 1 year ago
Yes, hence my recent comment.
1RadicalOne 1 year ago
Sooo goood!
dzikv01 1 year ago
"Only have them clap on 1 and 3"... so true! So painfully true!
LeeshaHarvey 1 year ago 4
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this is a blasfemore and will go to hell apone death...
johnthebugdude 1 year ago
Perhaps. But at leest I can spell. D'oh!!!!
misterdeity 1 year ago 21
@johnthebugdude dumbass
gphhawkins 1 year ago
lampoons
transfixedtornado 2 years ago
As a woman from Lynchburg, VA? Ahhh...HELL! When I post this one to youtube??? Well, I've learned to *BuRn theM BaCk!! *wicked grin*
Dysgyzed 2 years ago
How many threats did you get for *this* one? *dark smoked laugh*
Dysgyzed 2 years ago
What does he say at the very end? Like the last word...
'What are you gonna do with - ?"
Antiunfunktasticize 2 years ago 6
Dubya
As in George "Dubya"(W.) Bush
ElelloN 2 years ago 6
Ahh thanks. I have a vague thought it was that but wasn't a bit sure =D
Antiunfunktasticize 2 years ago 4
What are you gonna do with Dubya?
gallifrey42 2 years ago 4
"W" as in bush
MonsuerLePlague 2 years ago 2
Mr Deity HELP!! My ISP is throttling the Lucy's Place out of my connection. It's slowing down my stream, homie. Can't you stop it?
MegaBenFranklin 2 years ago 4
I really think the key to getting more subscriptions is to do like you did at the end of this episode: use the hot chick.
When in doubt, always go with the hot chick option.
butchkitties 2 years ago 4
"The black Christians, too" Hahahaha
And the Footloose reference, too.
eirefrance 2 years ago
hahahahahaha yeah man. i'm a biblical studies major that never read the bible.
bornagainjim 2 years ago 2
What?
LeopardFrogPilboxhat 2 years ago
They do this to kids 0.o
Hahaha that's so funny!!
Eskimolz 2 years ago
This is one of the best episodes!
jedimaster193 2 years ago
This is so hilarious!!!!!! I am SOOOOO going to subscribe!!!!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!! I suggest all of you guys watching this to donate.....
HumanitarianJ 2 years ago 3
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you are very funny i hope when you stand in the lords grace you make the same jokes and are allowed into the afterlife GOD BLESS YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
johnthebugdude 2 years ago
love this stuff! and Lucy is gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!.
NOMADdaf 2 years ago 2
If I believed in a deity, I think I would choose Mr. Deity.
Well...on second thought, I'd go with Lucy.
Kazzzo 2 years ago 2
Mr. Deity:
The writing AND execution of this episode is pure comic gold.
Truly great stuff! I love the chemistry you have going on here!
dmosier 2 years ago 4
The whole "punishment for Christians" thing is really aimed at the more fundamentalist WASPS.
The Pope thing is just stupid. It's nothing to do with serious psychological, epidemiological or socialogical help.
You will notice that in culturally Catholic countries, the dancing, hair and clothes are great and you can drink before you're 25...
...but hey, why have all that for free when you can pay for this misinformation? :D
mhopwood1 2 years ago
Ah... we have a Catholic in our midst! C'mon! The Pope is once again going to top this year's list of mass murderers/people who cause the suffering of others. Telling people in the developing world, where HIV/AIDS is rampant not to use condoms ---- solely because of dogma --- is one of the most disgusting, irresponsible things ever. How can you defend that?
misterdeity 2 years ago 30
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I don't defend Catholicism or the Pope. I defend the Holy God who created you and the Pope. Your spiritual eyes are blinded by arrogance and pride.
bornagainjim 2 years ago
And yours are blinded with blind faith. Think with your brain instead of your emotions.
skreeran 2 years ago
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yeah man you're right. there is zero evidence supporting Christianity. oh wait nvm, there is TONS of evidence supporting Christianity, and NO evidence denying it.
bornagainjim 2 years ago
You really think there's no evidence against god? Just look at birth defects, natural disasters, so much unnecessary suffering. Not to mention the fact that the burden of proof lies with the positive claimant, not with the skeptic.
I don't find your evidence sufficient. I remains skeptical. Am I going to suffer for eternity for that? A skeptic is part of who I am, how God created me, persay. How does that work?
skreeran 2 years ago 3
I kind of have to side with bornagainjim here. You CANNOT prove a negative. Even those evil witches in the dark ages failed to prove their innocence before they got burnt in the name of the father, the son and the holy ghost - and the talking snake.
I cannot disprove his existence and if he really comes to end the world like the book of revelation says, I will reject him at this very moment, because the god of the bible disgusts me.
Until then I am going to ridicule those who think he will come.
ashraghil 2 years ago 7
God created you to fill a slot in his fiery chasm of eternal pain and suffering... just remember he loves you though.
: )
Ashek1986 2 years ago 13
Are you metaly ill ?
helldogas2 2 years ago
yah no evidence what so ever against Christianity, except you know all those holes in the bible, natural explanations for so called "miracles" etc. etc. no evidence against Christianity what so ever it seems.
hornylink 2 years ago 9
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holes in the bible? i'm currently attending a university with professors who have doctorate degrees in biblical studies, and biblical archaeology and such which mean they've studied the bible about eight years longer than you have, and they don't seem to think there are ANY holes. but what do they know?
bornagainjim 2 years ago
what do they know? nothing it seems. why else would they need to go after a degree that entails no actual work apart from making shit up.
hornylink 2 years ago 5
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yeah man you've got it all figured out. you obviously know everything, and hence believe that there is no being in the universe that could be more worthy than you. you better not be wrong though, because your eternity will SUCK if you are.
bornagainjim 2 years ago
I don't BELIEVE anything, on the contrary I refuse to believe. If I am wrong your eternity will suck as much as mine for one reason or another. (for one I doubt you follow the laws laid down in the old testament meaning you're going to hell anyway) ever wonder what you'll do with an infinite amount of time and a finite amount of things to do? after a few million years death'll look mighty tempting.
hornylink 2 years ago 5
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nah bro. i'm freed from the law by grace through faith. thats why Jesus came and died. if only you knew. i'll pray that God opens your heart's eyes.
bornagainjim 2 years ago
Yup definitely never read the bible this one.
hornylink 2 years ago
Why don't YOU try opening your BRAIN'S eyes?
You're freed from the law...oh, but you have to obey it just the same - how free is that? Oh, and I'm a theology major myself.
vivalaleta 2 years ago 3
jaja thats funny.. but honestly why bother arguing this?? i mean if there isnt one, then okay w.e. no life after death.. but why try and crush ppl that believe in it? i mean all it does is give them hope for something better..
and if there is one, then good, your hard work will pay off.. and i honestly believe, that living a good life and being a good person is more important than what or in who you believe in..
btw remember, the bible was written by man, not God..
elrojomuerto6x 2 years ago
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i appreciate your open-mindedness el rojo, but from where do you get your perception of the possibility of God? because if its from the Bible, the Bible clearly teaches that God cares about the matters of the heart, so in essence, God cares more about what you believe in than what you do. but that is only of any consequence if you believe that the Bible was God's direct revelation to man. which i don't think you do unfortunately.
bornagainjim 2 years ago
I refuse to worship any deity who would do that to someone just for not believing.
graaar 2 years ago 2
Of course, no one who thinks that there might be holes in the bible is going to bother getting a doctorate degree in biblical studies in the first place ...
powdoa 2 years ago
Yep, because people only study things that they 100% agree with.
stevekap8 2 years ago 2
Global flood?
Massacre of inocents?
Bats are birds?
Pi = 3?
There`s four for you
Nakedhominid 2 years ago
lol
Nakedhominid 2 years ago
i agree,the pope is still a hitler youth ex-member!
jamierourketen 2 years ago
I said this same thing publicly when the American media was glorifying the last dead pope- it didn't go over well- this is a breath of fresh air- I thought a nice break up phone call to the fundamentalists with a "it's not you it's me" yah I know I do love you but I'm not "in love with you" and maybe a restraining order threat would make a good episode
zac4o6o 2 years ago
The Pope is telling definitely rubbish when it comes to not using condoms, with HIV in mind.
But the good thing is, that catholics usually don't give a shit about what the Pope says.
ashraghil 2 years ago 6
@misterdeity My god (pun intended) you are incredible with your rationality and reasoning behind religion. if only you were "the deity" and i love how you can make fun of everyone without worrying about the idiots who you piss off. if only i had ties in hollywood i wouldn't rest till you guys were on a network... but i don't...
stfunoob707 1 year ago
@misterdeity
distribution of religion map look it up
distribution of HIV/AIDS map
actually the pope's message doesnt seem to be affecting those where the spread is most rampant. Also bad pope is bad sure but what about the previous pope and his message and his help in the fall of the USSR? i think you are funny and im not one to defend religion. but that was a pretty big slip up there. I dont agree with everything catholicism does, but that condescending attitude towards all?just dont
00skoll00 1 year ago
@misterdeity That's easy. The pope looks strikingly like Emperor Palpatine. Do you honestly think stormtroopers have time to put condoms on? Of course not!
DirectInjected 11 months ago
Amazing - I can only hope you get enough donations to give you a full-time budget. :-)
BluegrassAtheist 2 years ago 3
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wow. there is a lot of ignorance in that video. no dedicated Christian is embarrassed of anything in the Bible. God does nothing outside of His righteous character.
bornagainjim 2 years ago
What??!!!! Are you kidding? The murder of non-virgins, homosexuals, old men picking up sticks, genocide, infanticide, etc...? Not embarrassed? You scare the Hell out of me.
misterdeity 2 years ago 6
Did you read the book? If you have and can say that he acts purely righteously than I find you to be an entirely terrifying individual.
All I can think is that for you might makes right. I'd call you a hypocrite but I am also pretty sure that "might makes right" was actually the lesson of the Book of Job.
WatanukiProductions 2 years ago
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I love how you think you have the authority to judge what is righteous. You're infinitesimally small and foolish compared to the Creator of reality. He is the judge of what is righteous, not us. Thats pretty arrogant to think you can make that call.
bornagainjim 2 years ago
the only call I feel comfortable making is what is funny. And this is funny. lol.
bennymclain 2 years ago
is the other guy jesus?
greenghost2008 2 years ago
No, Jesus is another guy. This guy is.. .another person. lol. I don't know his name. But I believe he's god's adviser, manager or what have you. I'm not sure.
Xeletoph 2 years ago
larry is a version of 'the holy ghost' that's why it's always mr deity, larry, and 'jesse'....and lucy.
drtyltlbgr 2 years ago
Yeah, I figured that out for myself by now. When I left that comment, it was quite some time ago. I've watched a lot more Mr. Deity since then.
Xeletoph 2 years ago
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TheWildAssCopyCat 2 years ago
LOL "let's leave the jews, but.. " :DDDD
MaikUniversum 2 years ago
beautiful writing
Chesterton7 2 years ago 2
I love this video :).....Mr. Deity rocks
weststarrgoddess 2 years ago 4
Great stuff. Thanks
M1ST3RHYDE 2 years ago 2
"...and they put the fear of you into their tiny little heads."
Haaahaaahaaaa!
Rumiton 2 years ago 2
This if my favorite episode of all times.
Malk284 2 years ago
More Lucifer, please. She makes me have naughty thoughts.
Funandprophet 2 years ago 5
Be cool, dude; Amy is "Mrs. Deity" in real life. And, yeah, she is a hottie. She gets about 40-60 rude, sexually-explicit e-mails per month. I'd definitely sell her MY soul (again)!
SatanIsShiva66623 2 years ago
This is so damn hilarious.
tijames 2 years ago
so happy there is a new season. love it!
daylily1 2 years ago
Great show!
shannonkish 2 years ago
i can always count on the Deity to make me laugh on a bad day. keep up the great work with everything!
kamikazezealot 2 years ago
What is he going to do with what?
niall142 2 years ago
with "W" --- meaning with Bush. Sorry for getting just a little political again.
misterdeity 2 years ago
Certainly there will be an opportunity for Mr. Deity to ridicule President Teleprompter...
mjstillwater57 2 years ago
Who is that? Obama? I'm so completely out of the loop on politics, i can only assume.
misterdeity 2 years ago
I'm sure Larry can bring you up to date. He was so on the mark with the voicemail prank. That worked out well, didn't it? You're funny! You're the Deity!
mjstillwater57 2 years ago
Lucy/Amy- you are beautiful. :P And I am jealous.
Eternity29 2 years ago
Awesome!
winstonsmith00 2 years ago
OH MY DEITY!!! What a great, superb, omnipotent work of satire. Thanks for continuing to put these out and illustrate the absurdity of what some people believe in.
johnlcallaway 2 years ago
پرزیدنت اوباما در کنفرانس مطبوعاتی خود در کاخ سفید در ژوئن
DespiauCorp 2 years ago
wtf does that mean?
EternalHavok 2 years ago
What did DespiauCorp write?
google translate persian says:
"President Obama's press conference in the White House in June."
RayCathode1 2 years ago
I prefer press conferences in May.
misterdeity 2 years ago
P.S.: I hope that's not some kind of burka'd threat.
misterdeity 2 years ago
hahaha
DespiauCorp 2 years ago
absolutely brilliant.
TheAmazingJordo 2 years ago
Footloose?
Loose, footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise
Pull me offa my knees
Jack, get back
C'mon before we crack
Lose your blues
Everybody cut footloose!
(Trivia: although a story out of OK, filmed near Provo Utah, home of other "formon's"? [former mormon's] like our director here?)
RayCathode1 2 years ago
Boy, you are Johnny-on-the-spot with the lyrics today! Good job.
misterdeity 2 years ago
"Johnny-on-the-spot" ???
I'll be your johnny on the spot
I'll be your johnny on the spot
My daddy died, left me all he's got
I'll be your johnny on the spot
-- Ween (alt rock band)
RayCathode1 2 years ago
"Footloose?" :)
MrRik2 2 years ago
when am i going to be able to see this show on prime time television?
sheepwshotguns 2 years ago
mister deity is now my hero ^_^ hahaha
darkdesigns 2 years ago
the most hilarious thing is that Christianity's absurdity is all predicated upon a god that DOESN'T EXIST!!!! Hahahahahaahahaaaahaaa! What a friggin' joke!!!
jamesejudy3 2 years ago
Oh, I bet you're the mean one that hangs around Santa's photo booth at the mall, destroying little kids fun and scaring them by yelling: "SANTA DOESN'T EXIST!!!!"
GRINCH!
RayCathode1 2 years ago
No, I tell the kids that there was once a guy named St Nicolas, or Santa Claus, who made sure that all of the kids had food and some toys during the holidays, so now we have guys dress up as Santa to remind everyone to be charitable, and we get pictures with him for fun.
That's exactly what I tell them. I don't lie to my kids. They understand its about the SPIRIT of the season, not any one imaginary person, whether it be Jesus or Santa or Kwanzaa-man...
jamesejudy3 2 years ago
i applaud you for this show and for making your passion also your career! great job!
fooblet 2 years ago
It's not my career yet. And if enough people don't subscribe (i.e.; weekly/monthly donations), it never will be. I'll be headed to the 9-to-5 world. And I'm not talkin' Dolly Parton and Dabney Coleman.
misterdeity 2 years ago
RayCathode1 2 years ago
Good movie (if incredibly 80's-esque)! Good song!
misterdeity 2 years ago
this is hilarious
NaruZap 2 years ago
Great series, but I have to say that most of the crazy stuff in the bible is from the Old Testament. So technically it was the Jews that made god out to be a jealous, unstable maniac. The New Testament is just the life if Jesus and it also hammers out the new rules, how to worship, and formalizes the split with Judaism. None of the members of the trinity really do anything crazy in the NT. Well, not compared to the OT.
user8881 2 years ago
So when Jesus scourges the money changers that wasn't crazy?
evidelogiceason 2 years ago
Not compared to what the god of the OT was purported to do, which is what they're talking about here.
user8881 2 years ago
Yes but your claim that the NT was just the life of Jesus and some new rules is BS, because God while he may be less overtly violent in the NT, is still a dick and had a lot of dick moves (Sorry you ended up looking so bad in the book Mr. D). And btw he did kinda introduce hell in the NT, at least in the OT all he ever did was kill people not torture them forever afterwards.
evidelogiceason 2 years ago
Yeah, this is a good point. Torturing people for not believing in the boy is pretty darned awful. And say what you will about what the Jews supposedly did in the Old Testament, Christianity picked up that mantle and ran with it like nobody's business. From setting us back technologically 1000 years, to the sectarian violence, anti-semitism, pogroms, etc... It's beautiful stuff, really.
misterdeity 2 years ago
Do you swear to Zeus you didn't do those things in the book?
evidelogiceason 2 years ago
I swear to Zeus.
misterdeity 2 years ago
Hell is definitely a dick move, but in the context of the video all of the stuff he mentions is initially, and some of it exclusively, in the OT. The NT is in fact exactly what I said though. The gospels and the writings of the apostles, mostly Paul make up the NT. Oh, and the bizarre inclusion of Revelation. Revelation is strange and god is a dick in that though.
user8881 2 years ago 2
Mr Deity .... did you personally make Larry David?
crowbarred 2 years ago
This is not just comedy gold. It's comedy gold, frankincense and myrrh!
554466551 2 years ago 4
These makes me smile a smile that infuses my whole being. Cheers for the transcendantal goodnees.
Natura1Wyrm 2 years ago 3
VINTAGE MR. D!
I am so looking forward to this season.
Thank you guys for the best stuff on the web!
QTralayne 2 years ago
very nice!
;d
666norton420 2 years ago
This show seems to have lost it's edge since they took that hiatus...I distinctly remember laughing a lot in the early episodes...
I don't think I've laughed once since the show came back. Is it just me?
weeeezzll 2 years ago
Yes. It's just you. Have you read the rest of the comments? What happened to you during our hiatus? Smile, damnit!
misterdeity 2 years ago
"Yes. It's just you."
Oh... *sigh*
"Have you read the rest of the comments?"
No, but as I'm sure you are aware my opinion is the only one that matters to me.
"What happened to you during our hiatus?"
Apparently I lost my sense of humor. Maybe I'll find it laying around in a future episode...?
"Smile, damnit!"
I think that might have worked! The corners of my mouth just twitched. Ouch!
(See my private message for an ever so slight elaboration of my comment above.)
weeeezzll 2 years ago
I'm a atheist and I can't dance. Where did I go wrong?
Orlor 2 years ago
You folks did it again, smartest, funniest series on You Tube.
Spreading.
marniespeaks 2 years ago