IDEK - HORSEPOD ASPARAGUS

[Queenwizzle101]

when the f#%k did you put that shirt on! "hey do you want my ipod or not" omgz i amost died on this part i lov you des and ur really sexy :)

[jujubeanz135]

2:46 SPOOOOONAHHH

[xxHolyTacosxx]

Oh my god. My iPod paused at 0:19. o.o

[EpicSplashChannel]

As soon as he called his horse, my phone rang. O__O

[MollaStrilley]

DEAD.



[imafreakinkilljoy]

craziest prank i pulled was going into the attic of the lodge that connected to all the cabins at 2am, throwing pretzal m&ms down from there, causing them all to wake up and slip and fall on the way to the lightswitch.

[MARIA230499]

I <3 ASPARAGUS!!!!!!

[XxtokyomuffinxX]

URBAN SPOON AAHH!!!

[Bootlegg94]

@LucyHeartfillia123 how bout u mind ur own damn business an stop bein a raging bitch :) k thx. Thts y I cnt stand ppl like u on YouTube yall tlk all kind of shit yet in real life y'all ain't Worth th shit y'all talk..

[Charliedaunicorn1557]

MOTHER OF GOD.

YOU'RE EYES THEY ARE HEAVENLY .

YOU ATTRACTIVE CREATURE GET IN MY BED. NOW.

[Nikkijamesish]

The best prank i ever pulled was supose to be for my brother but it went to his friend.. I made chocolate cake and we have this hot sauce that comes with a heart warning label to not eat it if you have a heart condition or pregnant and i put a whole bunch in his piece of cake and then he gave it to his friend and he ate it and came running out of his room to the sink trying to cool down his mouth but it wasnt helping and he was crying

[cheyennesissorhands]

Pause it at 3:02

[TheDrugInMesBVB]

Is he wearing eyeliner?

[Kiki52618]

@TheDrugInMesBVB i dunno.



[GimmeDatCOOKEH]

Haha best prank I ever pulled was My sister had pissed me off the day before, so I took her deoderant, scraped off the top, and plopped some cream cheese on it and shaped it like the deoderant >w<. Ill just tell you the next day, she smelt like fkn old cheese

[yaoifangirl5000]

My friends wanted to prank my mom in the public restroom so one hung on the door and another was pick-locking it, then i saw my mom come out of one the wasnt the one my friends were at so i tried to warn them but they never heard me, and then to there surprise.....there was a stranger and she was like "wtf?... " it was funny....luckly i was waiting for my mom and i wasnt doing anything ;3

[skittles4538]

one time me and my friend hid EVERYTHING that was in my brothers room in the garage

[squirrelchic]

Some people do not realize how fucking annoying braces are, destroy is still adorable :)

[armaniKohai]

What were you doing with Dirk Strider's iPod?

[bvbxandxbotdf]

my house mate got out of the shower and i threw babypowder on her then she went to take another shower (i could tell she was very pissed) whail she ws in the shower i dumped a bucket of ice water on her and then dumped more babypwder on her she almost killed me

[wesaysummer69]

like if u couldnt stop staring at his eyes(:

[maeganreed99]

For spring break I went to Florida and it toke us 2 fucking days to drive there!

[StripewithDs]

Everytime I open Urban Spoon.I just say that...Everytime.

[sapphiremidnight99]

i poured my dads sunscreen down the drain and filled the bottle up with mayonaise. He walked around all day covored in mayonaise

[MsRima666]

preteneded i was dead with fake blood all over my self and in my mouth and when my friend picked me up half way i spit out the blood all over her. it was funny. she got mad and her face was redder than the blood

[adxndbdfie]

Came back here a year later to see des, still has braces, still a cutie. <3 ____ <3

[All4M4M4All4War18]

i filled a condom with whipped cream, cut it a little. then i smacked it on my friends face when he went to sleep. he was pissed when he woke up

[pinkflubber123]

wings* not songs XD

[pinkflubber123]

me has idea for video name (has to be explained...) "Destry rides Dorsingo thats eating a Flattertanaunapus wearing a tutu in the land of unicorns and evil leprichauns that hide in your closet"

Explantaion: Dorsingo is part dog, part horse, part flamingo. a flattertanaupus is a GIANT bug that looks like a cat that has songs and looks like it will kill you ans tear you to shreds.

[marky61198]

DESTERY TALKED TO ME MY NAME IS MARK MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!!!

[GothicChick7777]

me and my evil mastermind genius best friend, stole a table from our high school baseball field...and tried to mind-fuck everybody by "magically" setting it up in the football field... until we were caught by the asshole history teacher...but my friend, being the genius that she is got us out of trouble.. :3 so we brought the table inside the school and left with two baseball bats as a consolidation prize :P

[ilovecupcakes45]

Okay the prank I did was on my friend , and she got mad at me okay so the prank was, I went to her room and I found this nail glue and like I got it and then I found one of her bras and put in it in her bra , and then freezed it and the next morning her brother , found it and asked me I just said I was pulling a prank so I told him what I was doing and he wanted in on it so he was and then she found it and she was like , " What is this in here ?" I told her it was ice cream and she ate it :3

[MayaHomicidal]

well i put a bra in my friends locker

[Albinojackrussel]

That awkward moment when it's an iphone

[Albinojackrussel]

Yeah, you did just insult ever english person, EVER

[iMADEaLOLinMYpants]

urban spoon, IT EXISTS!

[summermae371485]

3:02...rape smile>:)

[Bellzy336]

Thumbs up if you got UrbanSpoon after this vid!!

[themadhatter073]

i hid in the closet and my sister asked my dad to get tha vacum and i hissed when he opened the door and he litterally pissed his fucking pants teehee misheif i dont know how i fit in the closet lol :D

[taytayluvsutomuh]

like literally everything i own says i love destrey!!!!!!! o.O i <3 destrey

[MellanieMoney21]

I miss Destery videos. You haven't had a new one in forever. o':

[BruisesAndEyeliner]

Oh my god you look sooo cute in that hat ^.^

[xTopHatMINECRAFTx]

This one time I got the clownfish app and I changed my voice to low pitched, then I go into a skype call and no crap he said I sounded like Hulk Hogan.

[ShastasRiot102]

my craziest prank would be when my lil sis was sleeping so i dressed up as the grudge after making her watch all 3 movies and kept poking her foot untill she woke up, she screamed like bloody murder xD

[animelover10009]

my craziest prank would be when I had went to my friend house wen she was sleeping and jumped in her window and scared the fuc* out of her

[MissCrazyySceneGirl]

Lol you are adorable!!

[LucyHeartfillia123]

omg destery i tried tht horsepod idea but the guy actually liked it!!!! it was so fucking halarious he was all like omg this is the best fucking ipod ever then he turned around litterly and sold it to a five year old!!!!

[scenequeen428]

me and my friend kept quoting him ALL 7th period. :3 and then we said: YOU WANNA BUY SOME OF MY ASPARAGUS?!! o.O

[JzdBabyy]

the end was so hot

[Tia71455]

Ima try that iPod thing :D

[LucyHeartfillia123]

@Tia71455 i already did!!

[Bootlegg94]

@DJCOHYEAH how bout u do the world a favor and climb back in your mothers ass hole cuz u aint nothin but a Piece of shit :) if u cnt understand my comment move on instead of being a douche fuck an commenting about it

[LucyHeartfillia123]

@Bootlegg94 ur a fucking retard if u think douche fuck is a good fucking combonation

[samimadivids]

tHUMBS UP IF YOU'D BUY DES' ASPARAGUS

[Dropdeadgormies]

- Bradley: Hey, Marco! Where do you want to eat? I'm fucking HUUNGRYY!

- Marco: I'm not sure, Bradley, let me just check this urbanspoon-app...

- URBANSPOON: URBANSPOOON!!!!!

- Marco: Oh, got dammit! Fucking urbanspoon.....

Hahah! Want a urbanspoon app!

[xXYumilovesItachiXx]

But Des looks REALLY hot in this video!!! ;o

[xXYumilovesItachiXx]

Ok I'm not much of a prankster, but I did freak my sister out. Well I went to Paul Mitchell and I have a shit ton of mannequins lol and when my sister woke up, I put one in her face and she freaked out.

[ilysarahhall]

I luv u alot :)))

[Sikkinable]

Support our troops, buy my asparagus!

[ashjem]

While my friend was happily asleep at 6 in the morning, I decide to wake him up with Suicide Silence blasting out of 5 large speakers, while at the same time beating him. I'm a good friend

>_<

[InevitableLost]

BUY MAH ASPARAGUS.

[kissedbydemons]

We all know that one person we know who's obsessed with horses x)

[ggddrr26]

mmmmm. hot.

[lilSmurfie11]

ill buy everyones asparagus!!!!!:)

P

[pushitrealgood69]

once i called my friend and left a voicemail that said "hey man, i saw ur penis in the bathroom the other day,,,call me back if u wanna know what i think"!!!!!!!!

[zeldalove670]

hey destery stop spitting in desterys face!!!!!!!!!!

[zeldalove670]

did u notice she had a nose & lip percing but he dosnt ):

[zeldalove670]

if u want desterys hair like

[windexcrow2016]

Best prank EVAH!!! ( Actually pulled by my friend)

She put a cow on the second floor of her high school xD

Annnnddddd she wrapped her principals car in saran wrap and drew on it in blood red lipstick xD

[BeefersNinja]

Urban Spoon!

[piximble]

So funny make more vids please I miss you guys!! -3

[hudsonelizabethheath]

they are so much fun like i want to date them JK but they do seem like a heap of a lot fun!@#$%^&* MARRY ME jk jk. has a fat person every asked you out let me know by making another video PLEZ! buy my fucken asperagus.........

[Nicekoala45]

I put mentos in all the ice cube trays at my house and when I served everybody's drinks to them and put ice in it I waited for a few mins and then there was a huge explosion of pop

[TimithyAndrew]

@Nicekoala45 I love that, I going to steal that idea from you.

[sabrinasmiles007]

@Nicekoala45 LOL OH MY GOD THAT IS AWESOME

[samson14455]

i wanna hang out withthem they seem fun

[8001KittyKat]

I will try the horse idea xD

[SEXYPURPLEDINOSAUR]

O. O

[ThatBunnyNamedIsa]

I wanna hang out with Destry for a day... Seems like all the awesome crazy shit happens to this guy ,____,

[Bootlegg94]

Best prank wud prob b wen my skools drill team had jus got our sweatsuits. Pantsed 1 person an b4 u kno it I had startd a pants war lol too funty

[DJCOHYEAH]

@Bootlegg94 I'm sorry, could you speak in English you Klingon bunghole?

[RockstarVlogs]

Scaring someone when the came out the bathroom ._.

[4EnchantedLife]

Idk why but I cracked up 4 hours rite when destery had the hat on and said do u want my iPod or not idkk why XD

[BruisesAndEyeliner]

3:00 - 3:03 That Smile xD

[Smoshluver2244TV]

The worst prank so far for me was I called my friend and told him that my friend got ran over buy an icecream truck...long story short, his mom worked at the school and told his mom that, and she told the principle...so me and my friend got into some deep sh**...

[CandylandMonzter]

Buy mi asparagus....x.x

[countrygirl36912]

I need an urban spoon app

[Nicklasingelsson]

thats no ipod D:

[BMTH319]

My friend gave me her ipod so i could put music on it... i filled it with horse noises xD

[Coolstorybro7027]

lol, i was singing URBAN SPOON all day at school today x]

[123dager321]

the best prank i ever pulled was throwing my aunts goose at my cuzin whent see was in the shower

you wanna buy my ASPARAGUS!!! o.O

[loveonjohnnyboyxoxo]

thumbs up if:

you would marry destery.

thubs down if you would kill him.

[explosivecandyAcid97]

love desrtys picture on the horse

[SilentLoudness23]

i fucked a dog murder it then threw it on a doorstep and lit the house on fire to my amazement it was a orphans house and him and his 44 sibling s were furolusily burned alive but one was burned to a crisp got up walked to me and said why in my excact qote APRIL FUCKING FOOLS pulled a 72. Magnum and blasted his head all over the pavement then also went to Bruno Mars house and stabbed im in the throat 99 times

[NicoleBiersack]

URBAN SPOOOOOON :}D

[SparklesUrWeedFairy]

SHIT DOLLAR :P okay i was at school, me , my friend jordan, robert,and grant are all bored so jordan goes hey lets do a shit dollar welll guess who had to shit on the dollar ??? :P yup me XD

ANNYWAYS soo once my crap is on george washington's face

they fucking lay it in the middle of the hallway AND SOME OLD ASS HAG PICS THE SHIT UP AND THROWS IT DOWN THE HALL WAY !!! lol funny ass shit bro XDD TRUE STORY

[LilSassygirl666]

Well it was my birthday yesterday and I had a girls night/slumber party at my house. I was only 16 so we couldn't really do much without my parents going absolutely bonkers. Finally my friends and I came up with the idea to call the gay hotline and talk like men and fool with people. It got boring after a while so I started to pretend I was a secretary at the hotline for gay locals, called all my guy friends, as my girl friends talked as men to the guys... We discovered that 2 of them are gay xD

[HaHaNoLaugh]

okay soooo 2 things i'm british and i was not offened and you have hazel eyes :)

[adotzdotz12]

"please tell me you're not like the guy from Walmart." HAHAH! ;D

[sk8apunkgirl]

@adotzdotz12 XDDD

[MusicLover3289]

Your awsome Destery :3

[XxXcaityannXxX]

@MusicLover3289 I agree!

[xTheEmoChickx3]

i made a lot of people think that i walked through the middle of a wall

[tidbitlover]

You are such a sexy beast. XD

[Haligirl10]

Im gonna guess what is behind your sheet..... would it be a chopped up hooker in a fridge?

[thedifferentone1]

a phone ad from Walmart came up... 0.0

[Lonelygirl7015]

"Hey Marc where do you wanna eat cause I'm fucking HUNNNGRY!"

"I dont know Bradley just let me check this Urban Spoon app."

"URRBAN SPOON!"

"Oh god damnit! Fucking urban spoon."

LMFAO!!!!!! LOVE YOU DES! :D

[TheCearra]

2:12--2:17 rlly makes my day every time lmfao

[kayti803]

I feel that if I had horse music on my iPod, I wouldn't sell it I would love it to much. SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION. I would have bought some asparagus....

[TryToShutMeUp0303]

111 british people were offended.

[321pictureperfect321]

Omg, ur so hot -3 and so funny -3

[ThatsWhatHeSays]

111 people need to buy my asparagus

[cassie101654789]

Omfg Gorgeous. c: 

[RVproductions1]

Are you wearing

Eyeliner?

[GreenDayFlorence]

@RVproductions1 'Tis called GUYliner. :3

[blackandgold31]

Hah after iwatched dhiss vid iwas walkin around mah house singinqq URBANSPOON !

[viki4655]

Will u buy my esparagis lol even tho i completely spelled the vegetable name wrong... o.O Heh

[crossbones714]

whats your best prank? also you should hide a hidden camara next time and show that as a clip, do it to (lets say) nathan ;) just ideas ;j

[crossbones714]

wow... my friend were right..... you are pretty cute! and your videos are hilarious:P

[callumrawr6]

even tho its an iphone ;)

[MisssEpiccAlii]

I hope I wasn't the only one who realized in the pic he had boobs...

[xXpinkbubblegummXx]

Geez. Just buy some fucking asparagus.

[boredofwitts2]

I fucked their mother.

[SkyWolfBloodRaven1]

"Wow, I'm really glad things are working out on our first date."

"Yeah, I'm really glad you're not a raging bitch."

"WHAAA??!?"

"Nothing."

[marinkachanx3]

i never did a prank in my life yet :(

[sandran17]

what the fuck is wrong with this person? he hasnt listnend to donovans.

[RosalieIriasaki]

my brother was being an ass when my grandparents were over so i melted ice cream and honey and poured it on his bed. when my brother came home i told him grandma and grandpa fell asleep in his room (if you don't get it you suck major zombie nuts :D)

[DarknessQueen10101]

@RosalieIriasaki HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SceneGIRL11000]

URBANSPOON!!!!

[HiyaItsLorena]

That's An iPhone Not An iPod Destery

[DarkroseDeath]

my craziest prank on some one was making them think i was in the hospital buy using my bestfriend and my phone she steals it all the time so it doesnt really madder

[XsoaproX]

The funniest prank we've ever pulled on someone is when my friend pretended to be an American lesbian called zipper who was obsessed with the song 'lovin you' by Minnie rippleton! Then we freaked the crap out of them by pretending to call their mum ( which we know the name of) and called her 'baby'. Best day EVER!

[Elrohof]

@XsoaproX Who were "them"?

[XsoaproX]

@Elrohof a friend of mine, who is now (funny enough) a lesbian! :P it was probably the best prank call ive ever done, and it probably will be the ONLY good prank ive ever done. :P

[KayCrazyFor2D]

"GET BACK HER' BOY N' BUY MY ASPARAGUS."

I am dead.

[gattahavelilwayne]

Destry's got some eye liner ;)

[GeorgieTheNerd]

URBAN SPOONAAAHHHH lol xD

[alyciaroxx1010]

Yeah maybe we can take you to shut the f*** up island wwhhhatttttt nothin hahahha urbanspoooonnnnnnahhhhhh

[NeonMoustacheXx]

That was a very sexual "Buy my asparagus" at the end there o.o

[MaryEmandSky]

YALL WANNA BUY ASPARAGUS!?

[cleetis1234]

did you have fun with the camels asshole? hahah

[12345678910ghost]

made some one allmost have a heart attack by pre tending to jump off a building

[suicidalbunnie]

english person is offended but loving it!

[TillySCATS]

I held a sign up in the city saying "my brother was killed by ninjas, need money for karate lessons" and somehow i managed to get $120.25c c: I also kicked the motha fukin ass outta the ninjas (':

[fragmentshard]

I took the wrapper off of a permannent marker && convinced a friend that it was eyeliner.... ^_^

[cleetis1234]

hahaha this video is soo funny!! :D

[karliebugg123]

filled my friends bra with pudding and stuck it in da freezer

[alejandradezarae]

dressed up as a clown (which my friend is scared of) when she was a sleep crawled in bed next to until she woke up and made her pee

[electricallines]

The crasiest prank I've ever done was sitting near a booth on the side of a road holding a sign that said "Support our troops, buy my asparagus." & harassing you to buy my asparagus.

[Tremcintyre]

omg you amazing

[shan16e]

i've made my friend touch a eletric fence............ then she pushed me into it. -_- +

[XxKelseyxX14]

4:00 Spit.

[WolfBiteproductionz]

i was at school with my friend today and she was like buy my asparagus, and i was like omg youve seen that too *knuckle bump* YEAH! then i was like since im home now im lookin this up again

[sagitariusgirl]

3:01... damn o.o sexy

[mfg4polor]

2:59 needs to be in a movie.

[mfg4polor]

i just sold my moms used ipod for $25 using the horsepod idea! gee thanks Des :) gotta lov that dude :D

[keyllaortiz]

can i be one of your slaves lol <3

[RedheadedHeather]

ill buy your asparagus any day destery. ;) haha.

[keyllaortiz]

hey destery you wanna buy my asparagus???

[shelbydog0911]

@DaigurenHyourinmaru2 i was wondering the same thing!

[xmsliciousx]

Your so gorgious and funny

[MARIA230499]

LOL your so funny! XD

[deadpassi0n]

The craziest prank? In primary school, me and my friend COVERED the Key Stage 2 girls toilets in loo roll. This was when we were like, 8, and all the girls in the school had to use the KS1 girls toilets because of us. Oh and we didn't even get in major trouble. Just got told to not do it again. That was hilarious. Then we flooded them a week later.

[avrillavignex3x3]

is he the one singing "uuuurban spoooon" ? because if he is..he's a good singer!

[DaigurenHyourinmaru2]

Is he wearing guyliner?!?!

[chocaholicholic]

When I downloaded urbanspoon I half expected it to sing to me when I opened it so I could be like "Fuckin' urbanspoon -.-"

[flerfymcflerf098]

haha you look like a pedo at 3:02

[CapCakeOfADeadGal]

I toke my brothers fone while he wasnt paying attention & i deleted my contact. Thn I snt him a txt message as *67 saying I am your stlker and i will kill you, he flipped out & strted running around locking doors & shutting all the windows and he hid in a corner. Then i sent him another txt saying This is your stlker and im outside of your house" and he jumped up and ran to the front window AND IT JUST SO HAPPENED there was a person outside txting and he was so scared then i told him it was me

[BlackVelvetRush]

The best prank I've ever played on someone, is when I took vasseline, a thing of fishing twine, my friends shoes, and superglue, and I got her to put her shoes on with quick dry super glue in them, so she got stuck, and I has glued the twine to the bottom of her shoes, she went to walk, and I pulled her down with a vasseline covered string.

[biggz4444]

i debagged my guy-friend in front of a teacher and his underwear came down asswell! and no you didn't quite manage to insult me at the start ^w^

[AveryakaBecky]

i posted my sister's nudes all over her twitter page. she lost all followers, even mom



[MusicAddict298]

Can an iPod even call? xDD Funny video though Destery :3