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  • Asshole in a Jeep :D

  • I want to see one on Ann Arbor and how "cultured" it is, meaning- all the U of M folks MOVE upon graduating! That would be a riot.

  • Is this "dream cruise" an actual event, or is this vid just a complete spoof?

  • @hitthecouch It's real. And he's got it pretty much right on.

  • Hello! I am that asshole in a jeep! lolz

  • It's Michigan the beauty lies in the eye of the 'beer holder'

  • You should do one about midland st. in Bay City

  • I own that piece of shit he mentioned.... Funny ad! I thought it looked pretty good!

  • Kalamazoo! No one thinks it's real

  • Aye whoa whoa whoa, I know alot of black people who drive cars like that, who arent involved with drugs, or hustling or anythng illicit! WHat gives?!?!?!

  • I delivered mail during this one year...

  • I live right next to this and this year I saw a woman poop in a cup. I'll never be the same and I will forever hate Dreamcruise.

  • @ChicGeeky

    was it a big gulp cup?

  • @nullwii I think so. It was a big white cup. I stopped looking when her face bent up and satan's gravy started making it's way out of her. It was behind the doctor's office off woodward in Pleasant Ridge.

  • @ChicGeeky A BIG GULP OF SATAN'S GRAVY :p

  • Just like "Back to the Bricks". It's mostly 90s Corvettes and cars painted with cans of spray paint, the occaissional awesome car.

  • try living on woodward... hell on earth

  • Hahahahahahaha I go to the dream cruise every year... Woodward every weekend in the summer. But this video makes me laugh every time I watch it, because it is so true haha.

  • "And then, there is that asshole in a Jeep."

  • U R HILARIOUS...FORGAZI FOREVER...LOL

    

  • All these people raging make me laugh because they're the assholes in the normal everyday modern vehicles driving in the Dream Cruise thinking, "Hey, I'm hot shit cause I'm in the Dream Cruise."

  • This video sucks. Could have been funny, but missed the mark.

  • Great spoof with much truth in it!

  • Oh I'm from the Detroit area and from a family of avid cruisers. This was great fun! Wonderful spoof!

  • LOL That's fucked up!

  • Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  • im so going be the biggest asshole pure michigan

  • Hmmm..I'm 71 and I loved it!!

  • @hhrtwo cause ur an asshole, pure michigan

  • 20 people are 72

  • LOVE the Jeep!

  • that jeeps pretty nice imo

  • Don't worry, not all of your videos have to be funny or hit the mark. Everyone has an off day.

  • trolololo

  • "but there are some cars that are undeniably classic, and then there is an asshole in a jeep."

  • LOLOLOL thank you from someone in michigan LOLOL

  • Detroit is a good place to from...far from.

  • fuck u bitch

  • @brianwolfman313 I don't think you man enough, limp dick. I was born and raised in Detroit so I am allowed to be an asshole.

  • Fucking scum, riding around in cars while the country is being stolen from them. Sending their kids to fight arabs while mexicans come by the millions over the ""fence" lousy peices of shit you all are.

  • @FrozenVulcan Hahaha!

    

  • @FrozenVulcan hate having to go sit and wait for work at construction god damn mexicans i more mad at the white people who hire them than those brown border brother fucks. i say we go on a rampage and throw rocks at every mexican like they do in the middle east and there land throw rocks at each other

  • @FrozenVulcan If your going to troll dont stand out that much.

  • Thx for the laugh!

  • Grand haven, MI NUMBA 1!!!!!! :D

  • This shit is so bogus. Who did this? An Osu fan. I mean for real. The dream cruise rocks and everyone knows it!

  • @waterpolo101

    man, its all good, just a spoof, we all love michigan :P

  • Im from Michigan and I drive a jeep!!!!! lol

  • Woodward Dream cruise is one of the best car events I go to every year.

  • I'm the asshole in the Jeep..

  • Awh 6 more months till thse sunny days arive.

  • you forgot to mention the 9001 assholes in 90s v6 mustangs :P

  • @nullwii lol i'll agree with that

  • @nullwii your a dick you fucking ass hole ur just jelous not to have one you fucking bitch

  • @SuperSkidoo500ss

    your just mad that you bought the same car as everyone else, sorry to point it out

  • @nullwii Right!!! Everyone of them things that they are the original SVT edition, lol!

  • AWESOME!!!

    

  • Always the asshole in the Jeep at every damn car show ughh.

  • @heshottheman im going to go cruising hard in my jeep wrangler this summer watch for me

  • IM FROM MICHIGAN !!!!!!!!!! 2

    

  • 0:17 my house is right behind the building in the background

  • @thekillers1stfan Cool! Do you mind if I stalk you? :)

  • @SvenDansk7 i'm at college right now, but maybe in the summer

  • Lol I have a red jeep wrangler and I love this video they are great car cruise vehicles bit there really isn't a place for them there it's either classic cars with v8s or ricers with four cylinders and fart cans. They don't fit in with the 4 cylinder ricers or the rednecks with the 15 inch lift fords

  • you got to admit the dream cruise is pretty fun thought

  • i drive a jeep and I agree we have no place at the cruise and most of the people there are better off dead fuck ricers

  • "Let's take the PT Cruiser down to the cruise! It looks retro and I bet nobody else will have one there!" Sigh.

  • beautiful. keep them coming

  • Turd.

  • you shouldf have ended it with. If we want to see a new model car we would go to a dealership!

  • woah this guy is good! i live in michigan and i love his shit!!

  • omg i hate ppl that ride jeeps they seem so fuckin outdoorsy get a real damn car.

  • Somehow that asshole in a jeep winds up at any kind of street cruise, no matter if it's Woodward, A Lowrider, or even a Model T parade.

  • @roaddog453 go back to your trailer park! Detroit is still the number one car manufacturing city in America! What does the south give us, Inbreeding and confederate flags?

  • @roaddog453 lol, you can't call someone "dum" if you don't even know how to spell DUMB. You are criticizing people from the "north" but you aren't making people from the south look too good... educate yourself before you post.

  • @LMott11

    hahahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaa

  • I have a Jeep Wrangler and I laughed my ass off!

  • gotta love michigan

  • ahole in the jeep -lmao

  • This was a damn good one.

  • LOL I always hated those assholes in regular cars driving with the classic cars.

  • Having lived through many of them I think you did a fine job of telling it like it is regarding the NIGHTMARE CRUISE.

  • "at the end of the summer..."

    are you fucking kidding me? you can drive down woodward in the middle of january and see these idiots tailgating in their '64 mustangs

  • Come on... only 58 seconds? You can do better than that.

  • "Flat out broken"... couldn't stop laughing! Thanks!!

  • I love it. Your videos make me laugh. I went to the 2010 Dream Cruise and I was very disappointed. You are dead on in your explination of the Dream Cruise. ASSHOLES. Haha.

  • "Dreamcruise. Assholes."

  • hey yankees you had your chance now its ours boo hoo must not be to hard to build cars youins did it... oh thats right you ran your companys in to the ground bankrup remember so dont try to tell us shit...like we are gona listen heee heeee heee heee

  • @roaddog453 troll

  • @roaddog453 Is this english?

  • Hey, I'm from Michigan AND I have a Jeep. So eat shit and die. ;-)

  • The Cruise Sucks... and Michigan Sucks too have you ever been out of state? you would know this. Far as Jeeps in the Cruise how about Moma's Mini Vans and Mopads. i didn't get also what about the Waste of Gas and Money.. Some people are just Dumb about how they think. they should just park and look at all the rides.. Not Drive and Waste Money Driving up Gas Prices..... POS...

  • @offroadjeepers I've been all across the United States, I've been to Asia, I've lived overseas for a long damn time. Each time I leave, I can't wait to get back. Why? you ask? Because I've realized that most of the U.S. outside of Michigan are running hate game bullshit on my home, typically because they spent like forty years being jealous of our prosperity after W.W.2. and because the dumbfucks on both coasts lump us in with the chinless yokels of greater Ohio

  • @deadpool03mm and because Southerners are terrified that the UAW and American labor are going to fuck up their ten dollar an hour Korean auto-plant racket, and because we never caught on to the "business" of day-trading or manufacturing play-money out of thin air, actually still work for a living, etc.

  • @deadpool03mm so while Detroit and Michigan in general take their lumps in the public eye, everyone ignores the fact that 200 miles from NYC up in the mountains there exist what I can only describe as shanty-towns, Buffalo was just voted America's most "dead" city, Florida is basicaly living on borrowed time and colombian dope money as the finance game reeps what we have sown, Pennsylvania, well, sucks.. badly,.. like.. drive 20 minutes out of Pittsburgh and your in hillbiilly sodomy country

  • @deadpool03mm California, well, is a fucking sewer and will figuratively (and possibly literally) sink one day very soon..most of the south is still far poorer and far more deprived than even the rust-belt and is entirely dependent on stolen yankee tax dollars from the North to keep their respective states running from month to month, and well, Texas, ya.. fuck Texas.. if they were their own country they'd be a pariah state like Apartheid South Africa by now.

  • @deadpool03mm All we in Michigan have going for us is a huge chunk of the world's fresh water, more copper and iron ore than one could dream of, a remarkably high skilled labor force, and the most powerful (though severely underutilized) manufacturing centers ever crafted by the hands of man.. ya.. fuck the rest of you. When your done gambling your money on fuckin Wall Street, and your Chinese trading partners finally stick the knife in, we will own you.

  • @deadpool03mm your right now take your unemployement check and shut up the south will build cars for the next century

  • @roaddog453 enjoy bowing down to your Asian overlords who come to the South looking for workers that they can treat beneath Japanese national labor standards. I'm sure your granfather would be proud.

  • no your the dum ass the cars may have jap names but they are put to gether by american hands com to tn and see for your self nissan honda and vw....ford and dogde are built in mexico and canada thats so called american cars... bull shit boy you need to do some dam reading befor you open your fuckin mouth and call me stupid so do some home work and catuh up you dont see any yankees denieing it do you and hell yes im in the south

  • @roaddog453 someone is very hostile. In case you are wondering, Hostile means: Unfriendly; antagonistic. but you probably wouldn't understand the definition either so explaining is usless. On another note, you are definitely giving the south a bad name. Just because american's build foreign cars doesn't mean americans take the profit. The foreign companies still make the money. So before you get mad at people for calling you stupid, maybe you should smarten up a little.

  • Good ol'e michigan boys!

  • That black and silver bagged 67-72 long bed C10 is badass, Ive seen it in Mears. Other than that the video is awesome and spot on.

  • A lot of people come to the dream cruise, their average age: 72. Love it!

  • F'n hilarious!!! Great Video!!

  • well...those P.O.S. cars that you are talking about, are what GOOD AMERICAN made cars used to be like, that was back when they were built to top quality and performance, way before the "union" and the "government" owned them.... so sad.

    Funny video though.

  • LOL

  • All true except the part on the average age of course. :)

  • then theres the asshole in a jeep

  • OMG!!! I LOVE THIS!

  • lol

  • I lived in michigan for 25 years, and your videos are the shit. I love them. especially when you make fun of the retarded bernstein kid, you should do that more often, and more dream cruise!

  • Ohio owns Michigan

  • @1mnuts no

  • @1mnuts well.. let me name some things off about that buddy.. haha if only any other state than ohio i wouldnt have to do this... the first girl you see on the street can be miss ohio, ohio is definatley nothing but corn and moisture heat, and atleast miss michigan can go with me wherever i go.

  • @1mnuts Ohio FAils

  • WHAT THE HELL IM FROM DETROIT IT AINT LIKE THIS

    ADDMEORTWEETME@FLAMEMEON

  • hahah thats so dam funny

  • i dont get it.. what does this promote ?

  • @JesBlazed1

    it promotes assholes in jeeps you dum dum.

  • @JesBlazed1 It's a fake voiceover

  • @JesBlazed1 the end of a error now the south builds more cars than the north

  • @roaddog453 and all without the resources or infrastructure or high skilled labor force necessary to actually get the job done, and without creating an actual middle-class, and without gaining jack shit in tax revenues.. you now build foreign cars designed by important people who live on the other side of the planet who, by the way, believe you to be genetically inferior to themselves, and who've come to your state looking for broke dumbfucks to exploit. Your now industrializing without

  • @deadpool03mm any of the benefits attached to industrialization. What your going to wind up with when they're done is a welfare line a mile long, contaminated soil, and a lot of abandoned facilities, probably within about ten years. I'm sure you thought you could get one over on us stuck up yankees through this globalization deal, but your going to find yourselves used up and kicked to the curb in record time.

  • I miss the Woodward dream cruise funny video I haven't seen it in almost 3 years due to moving out of state. I am gonna have to make it a point to check it out next year. Rock on Detroit!

  • YES IM FROM MICHIGAN :) FINALLY REPRESENT!!!! THUMBS UP IF UR FROM MICHIGAN.

  • @floydw6 was at the cruise yesterday (:

  • @floydw6 represent what unemployement

  • @roaddog453 lol... right.. i cant wait to move out of this shit hole.. still michigan is full or rich history and love.. but its not enough to keep me here.. ill go to nebraska and make some money

  • @floydw6 Nebraska.. ya.. corn and meth abuse.. good luck..

  • @floydw6 So blacks would be arreseted for driving in such cars huh? It couldn't be because they raped over 30,000 white women in 05 alone could that maybe be the reason?

  • no caz white guys make shit up like you.

  • WTF? itstheRims, you can havethe ugliestrust bucket, as long as the rims are tight?

  • GM SUCKS..dodge rules !!! mopar baby

  • I love the Dream Cruise, but those Pure Michigan ads are just terrible.

  • Amazing vehicles that any young black man would be arrested for driving.

  • this video makes me wanna sell my car.

  • I fucking hate the dream cruise and all the unemployed nothing to do fucks that spend 3 weeks trolling woodward with their mint condition 1989 mustang convertibles and their tricked out ford tempos. What a bunch of go no where bored fuck wads. Get out your bridge card and fill up your gas guzzling POS. Grow men who give a shit about squealing their tires while reliving the time they dropped the ball in the end zone during high school football

  • say good by to this type of life style yankees you cant pay for this on food stamps you bunch of over payed dum asses your factorys have closed and moved to the south its our turn remember how shity you treaded people from the south we aint fogot come on down so you dum asses can pour my coffee and kiss my redneck ass guess what more cars are made in the south then in the north heheheheeeeeeheeeheheheee

  • @roaddog453 more foreign cars fucking dumbass...i live in the south and have never heard some dumb shit like that. its southern hospitality that makes them come down. the beaches wrm whether the accent. the rich retirees..anywhere you go the economy is sorry. ecspecially in the south. that takes the cake on most retarded comment ive read!!!!

  • @roaddog453 Just going from your grammar alone I doubt anyone will ever be pouring your coffee except your toothless cousin/wife.

  • @roaddog453 good talking to ya. I can tell the south's public education system is turning out some real winners.

  • @roaddog453 Are you ACTUALLY proud that many southern states are building more foreign cars than anywhere else in America. Are you proud to be part of the problem? Is really ok for other countries to be allowed to do business in America with out the outrageous tariffs and tax burden that America must endure while doing business in other countries? Like it or not the American economy owes its prowess to the automobile, the lack of government intervention, and hard work for a living wage.

  • @schwabichinn hey retard the american auto built in mexcio pull open the door of a dodge truck made in wet back land you proud of that... oh let me hit you with this im a union worker but my union does not allow me to steal the company blind and hell yes you yankee uaw works were carrying shit out of the plant by the loads ..stupid ass you broke the company now you cry and want the tax payers pay for all that shit youins stole ...no deal cod...pull open the door of a ford made in canada

  • @roaddog453 A union worker? You're a hypocrite. Peace.

  • @roaddog453 English please.And when you learn how to type it, please explain to me how a basically dead union who's membership has been declining steadily for decades and who've been clinging to life with the outsourcing gun pressed to their heads since Reagan managed to beat one of the most powerful companies on the planet.

  • say good by to this type of life style yankees you cant pay for this on food stamps you bunch of over payed dum asses your factorys have closed and moved to the south its our turn remember how shity you treaded people from the south we aint fogot come on down so you dum asses can pour my coffee and kiss my redneck ass did guess what more cars are made in the south then in the north heheheheeeeeeheeeheheheee

  • @roaddog453 holding a grudge from the civil war? It may be time to move on hillbilly.

  • @schwabichinn im not holding a grudge from the civil war im talking about now yankees treat people from the south like shit and now that the shoe is going to be on the other foot yankees are coming south by the thousands whole neighbor hoods have cleared out in mich. and you know im tellin the truth and as you come south... mich. loses electorial votes now the south will rule the north from the white house ..i love it eat that yank

  • @roaddog453 Treat people from the south like shit???? Everybody knows that the only thing a southern man hates more than a Yankee is a Yankee with a suitcase. We come down because the cost of living is cheap. The corporations are there because they can pay their workers less for unskilled labor. Are you really proud of accepting less of a wage for the same work? Do you even understand how the economy works? Keep chewing them grits boy.

  • @schwabichinn yes because the south seems to actually have an economy. unlike michigan. Are you actually proud of your states dying economy and the desperate attempt by Michigan to get people to vacation there from places like the south when there are tons better vacation spots in the south. No shit the wages are cheaper, the cost of living is also cheaper.

  • omg thats the best one yet!!!

  • LOL so true!!!

  • LOL LOL LOL best video ever

  • Hahaha lame 

  • BAN THE JEEPS FROM DREAM CRUISE!

    They can close every other road in Michigan for construction all summer, why not limit the traffis on Woodward to the classic cars only?!?

    Great spoofs! All of them.

  • haaaaaa hahaha

  • couldn't have said it better myself

  • "And then there is the guy in the Jeep"

    Pretty good :)

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