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  • best scene:

    FUCK

    DA

    PO

    LICE!

  • what do you mean it won't start...

  • You are not chill you are wearing a suit, look what i am wearing, A kimono.

  • mines is the bit with the bug

  • "Wait.... what do you mean it's dead?"

  • My favorite scene was when Black dude was like " I look like hamburgler!" then Saul said " Looks like someone fucked you up with a coffee pot" hahahahah

  • My favourite scene is the one where Dale and Saul wakes up after sleeping in the car, and they realize that the battery is dead.

    Hell, all of the scenes in the forrest are awesome :P

  • and whatd you do? you ate a box of nerds out of a, BUTTHOLEEEE

  • My favorite scene is when reds like hey no hair under here bro...... makes me aerodynamic when i fight!

  • Whats down there? A fucking rancor?! lol Brilliant.

  • my favorite part is any scene with saul in in it!

  • no wonder why you all dig this movie, your all fucking retarded as fuck.

  • @skarl OMG! it makes since now thats why me and my friends like this movie ;]

  • @nakayley nice, now if all the retards would take your cue..............

  • My favorite part is when they take soul to the hideout and the black guy gets mad at him for screwing up his face and soul is like " looks like someone messed up your face with a coffee pot" it was him he's so stupid lol...

  • my favourite scenes are both in Saul's apartment. when dale first goes to get the weed, and when he goes back to start freakin out over the murder lol

  • Crossjoint scene is the best scene! Whats a jibert.

  • best scene was FUCK THA POLICE

  • dude best scene is when there in the woods and dales like how can he find us??

    Saul: Heat-seeking missiles, bloodhounds, foxes, baracudas LMFAO + Cmon man im done with the woods (dale tries to start car) cmon man lets get the fuck outta here. Ok lets go its not working the batteries dead. WAIT WHAT DO MEAN ITS DEAD. LMFAOOOO AHAHAHA

  • i love the scene where dale goes to angie's house! that whole scene is hilarious. and one of my favorite lines in that scene is when angie's dad says "you're all dirty and bleeding" and dale says "no im not im here for dinner." hahaha

  • You can barely ever hear it, but when Dale is trying to get the family to leave the house and the dad says he's gonna get his fun, and Dale says "What? Don't 'gonna'. No. Don't wanna." and then immediately talks about "prematurely evacuating"

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  • los musatos? really? do you have ears or eyes?

    its daewoo lanos

  • its dea wu lanos

    not "los musatos"

    dont know exactly where you got that from...

  • 2nd person commented on my comment its old

  • i love the scene when red talks about making the cake for his cat and when he says up in here tryin to get a mutha f**n scholla ship lol .

  • i was lmao when u saw red fall and knock his head on the sink and broke it,h ahahah ah

  • You killed my ear scene was so funny !"

  • This is like if that blue oyster shit met that afghan kush I had and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy northern lights stuff I had and the super red espresso snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would the shit that they -birthed." Saul Silver Pineapple Express

  • all is shit , the best line is when Dale goes to Angy's house for dinner , and when Angy's mother says : ,, U ARE HIGH AS A FUCKING KITE !!! '' ....thats the best part and line of this movie....lmao

  • the best line is when that hilarious black guy that was chasing james franco confronts him again after getting hit by the pot of coffee: "Hey Looki what we got here, isnt it mista Foldgers?"

  • i love the beginning with pvt miller haha

  • "Trying to get a motherfuckign scholarship"

    funniest line

  • HAHAHHAHA yeah, that was hilarious, that combined with him bouncing the exercise ball.

  • ...are you a homo." I finally remembered his name and where I saw him from once I was leaving the restaurant but I was too embarrassed to go talk to him after 3 very awkard staring occasions that I shared with him.

    Anyways I thought I would add this cuz I thought it was uber funny at the moment so maybe yall would also get a good laugh

    :P

  • Any SB heads here?

    I think Seth is wearing the Purple Pigeons, at least it looks like he is.

    IDK what my favorite scene is but super awesome movie. I saw Danny at a restaurant last weekend. It was the funniest shit cuz when I past him I was like saying to myself "Omg I recognize him but from where, whats his name??" And then I kinda just followed him and past him like 2 more times and I was so embarassed cuz one I couldnt remember and two he gave me a look that I read as "Stop following me

  • I have two favorite scenes, and you need to be high to understand them:

    1. When they first leave Saul's place and can't decide to go and Saul says "I wish we could just go nowhere"

    2. When they're driving away from the lady cop and Saul says "I got an idea!" and stops, the police chick stops the car right next to them and open's fire and Dale goes "WTF were you thinking?" and Saul replies "I thought she would just pass us!"

    I also love the cross joint scene "WTF is this thing?"

    HAHA

  • i like the part where they were dancing and smoking weed with those kids

  • i like the scene where red hit the sink and i was like OOOUUUCH!!

  • the best scene has got to be the end one where they all hold hands in that cafe lmao read survived so much shit its so funny!

  • FUNNIEST SCENE IN THE MOVIE....."YOUR CATS GOING TO HEAVEN"............RED: "Yeah, maybe. Maybe he went to heaven. He was a little fucker. He could've gone to hell."

  • "hey look its like my thumb is my cock"

    lol the look on james franco's face when he said it

  • So many good scenes its hard to decide.. the movie was awesome

  • best part is when saul gets stabbed with the fork and screams like a girl :D

  • My favourite scene is when Red hits that black dude with his car and gets out and says."You Just Got Killed By A Daewoo Lanos Mutha Fucka!" and shoots half his foot off ahahhaa.

  • @BashProductions123 i agree that scene is epic

  • hahaha i just watched this. it was one of the funniest movies ive seen. what about when theyre in the forest and dale has a flashlight and a bug flies into the light and he screams "ahhhhh motherfucker"

  • i have a feeew , "it's almost a shame to smoke it, it's like .. killing a unicorn, with like a baaw-mb. " saul: " that it's man, that's it, the monkey's outta the bottle. dale : " wh- what, that's not even an expression" saul: " pandora doesn't go back in, he only comes out. " saul: *repeating it later on* " i thought hurricance season was ova' :D " dale: " it's four fucking clock?! fuuck meee! " and ofcourse ; " FUCK THE PO-LICEEE." * fires machiene gun & totally misses .
  • mine is when the lady cop is shooting at them

    and she shoots some random person and she's all

    sorryyy! and drives away! bahahahahaha!

  • best scene is

    "why don't you go fuck yourself,you wierd little prick"I'm a teacher you cant talk to me like that"Im not a student so i can say whatever the fuck i want you chimp fuckin little bastard" lol

  • funny line

    im baking a cake for my cat that died....dont worry your cat is going to heaven....i dont no he was a lil fucker so he might of gone to hell

    i lol so hard at this part

  • i love the part were his is explaining why its called pinapple express...he says is like el niño jajajja there are so many funny parts i loved i cant decide!!!!

  • what are the type of shoes that Seth Rogen are wearing in the series of these short scences?

  • i THINK they are Airwalks?

  • the nikes.

  • i don't see nike making skate shoes

  • "we should get, like, a best friends necklace, but with 3 pieces. I wanna be the piece in the middle that's jagged on both sides."

  • "i didnt even know they fuckin made those"

  • Mine is when saul comes to dale's rescue and screams '' FUCK THE PO--LICE''.

    PS: Seth's laugh is hilarious !

  • Where he burst into the barn and runs over the black guy with the burnt face... And then shoots his foot off...

    That or where he drives down the highway with his foot through the police car windshield....

  • thug life

    *cocks shotgun*

  • Fuck the policeeeeeeeeeeee

  • hahahha

  • UHHHHHH HERPIES!!!!

  • lolllll

  • My favorite scene was when James Franco said "hey look its like my thumb is my cock!!"

  • thats mine too bro

  • the fight scenes were friggin hilarious.

  • thats my favorite scene 2. he threw an ashtray at rogen lol

  • shit I should be in it

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