American Psycho In 5 Seconds

[caidenjohnsonpoetry]

Can you count?

[Mettwurst1stGott]

This is pretty much, how an unreflecting dork would remember the movie.

[APAKane]

So how come it's 29 seconds?

[RJFDCMC]

Why do all 5 seconds movie's last longer then 5 seconds?

[Hollenthon2468]

This is Bale's best movie.

[hobofuture]

That was way more that 5 seconds and didn't really explain the plot, just that he was a psycho.

[MasacruRo]

I liked this just because I saw Christian Bale :D

[jelizaghost]

that's right!!

[muchacaquita]

@jelizaghost MIERDA



[ManSmokingACigarette]

I hope you realize this movie is anything but mindless murder and violence.

[dirtybunny987]

@ManSmokingACigarette Then what is it about?

Cause thats what i thought it was about.

[ManSmokingACigarette]

@dirtybunny987

Its satire and criticism as well.

[Dryftburn]

Oh c'mon, how hard is it to put the actual length of the video?

[Ladiesman2177934]

@Dryftburn You completely fail to understand the concept of a 5 second video. 

[Ladiesman2177934]

@Dryftburn LOL, you must be a very lonely person.

[Dryftburn]

@Ladiesman2177934 Oh, ok, "Ladiesman".

[Ladiesman2177934]

@Dryftburn The name speaks for itself. I got ladies, what do you got? 

[Dryftburn]

@Ladiesman2177934 Oh yeah? Well my name speaks for itself too...ummm, I got bad spelling and road burn I guess.

[w4lkm4n]

Press 5 over and over again ..the blood is in his face before it hits the head xD

[jjjwalker101]

That was almost 30 seconds

[BroknGlasProductions]

i like drinking every time he says I, me, im, my

[DownhillMC]

you told the whole movie in 5 seconds!

[Subs255]

The longer five seconds of my life.

[aimrobot]

Should make "the dark knight in 5 seconds" with the joker yelling hit me HIT Me! and then cut to when he chops and blood hits his face :P

[Krauser84]

Awesome. ha ha

[TheJackster5000]

whats that song at the very beginning?

[TheSmokinBarrel]

Shouldve cut down on the black guy getting stabbed and showed more parts like FEED ME A STRAY CAT

[chechonilus]

wheres the check em???

[DasFunkwagen]

not bad, shorter sequences would have made it more effective. it's sheer abruptness that makes these 5 second videos truly work. no, i am not bitching about that it's over 5 seconds

[xxTaKe2xx]

Wow. That just...sucked. Hard.

[sorenti]

@Blinkyboy99 what are you trying to say?

[icebreakersix1nine]

"im just a happy camper"

[Streamvirus]

this movie is so sick it's fun, you get?

[UltraGOD]

this crap video sucks. go delete it.

[DeadCantTestify]

Happy campers are running naked with a chainsaw going "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

[peleking352]

THIS SHOULD BE CALLED "A PIECE OF SHIT VIDEO IN 5 (29) SECONDS." :)

[noface181]

I am never going camping again.

[eviltube1111]

shit video

make it in 5 seconds or don't make it at all

[ixamxawesomex1]

why does it say 'in five seconds' when it's not in five seconds?

and you could have included better parts. like the shower scene.

[EchoBoomer1987]

23 people walked into Christian Bale's scene.

[Freebleeper]

Also my favorite scene: "Hey Paul, AAAAHHHH!!!" axe to death!

[vbierry]

hahaha good old Patrick is like Tyler durden after all...

[BWBB1]

my fuckin hero!

[SweetBrwnSuga]

i LOVE it!

[tonberrykid02]

Don't just stare at it. EAT IT!

[Mikeydude626]

Is it just me or is he channeling Jim Carrey here?

[TheDrpatrickbateman]

Its not all about the violence

[TheShart1234]

@BatemanPatrick2 hes bare but naked

[pakmanjonez]

hahaha

[Nagneto]

After seeing Bale run down the hall with a chainsaw in his boxers, I have to see this.

[CircleMc89]

@Nagneto there were no boxers involved

[renragged]

@Nagneto Sans boxers actually...

[tytheguy777]

@Nagneto i know you said this 2 months ago but he was going commando no boxers roflz

[RioXavier]

Bateman, what are you so fucking zingy about?

[fightingirishfan08]

don't just stare at it eat it!

[LowenStrosst]

This post has been deleted because I,m not so good in controlling my willpower anyway.

[PatrickBATEMAN1973]

"I have to return some video tapes!"

LOL

[retalia4]

That was longer than 5 seconds

[BatemanPatrick2]

no shit sherlock

[sorenti]

@BatemanPatrick2 the point of the something-in-5-seconds is to find THE part of the movie sum it up in a way that makes people laugh. not just randomly edit together sections of the movie. don't really want to sound so cold, but i'm afraid people like you are killing the genre and now to find one successful 5-second movie i have to watch through literally tens of "funny" 5-second videos

[sorenti]

@BatemanPatrick2 lol did i really touch a sore spot, pekka? this moment is so stupid right now, i feel like back in 1995 when all the jokes were about 'poro's

[BlakeGoodwell]

@BatemanPatrick2 thats offensive :P

[kikzmyster]

@BatemanPatrick2 you really got him bro. bet you feel proud of yourself

[LucaTurilli89]

@BatemanPatrick2 lmao. What has estonian to do with anytihng ;D. Why you turn it to a nationality problem ;D.

[DarkMind95]

@BatemanPatrick2 You fuck with estonians you fuck with finnish people! And we finnish the fucking right away!

[AustriaDictator]

@BatemanPatrick2

xD

[IoEstasCedonta]

@sorenti I think this really does sum it up pretty well. Killer passes for normal guy - that's really the thrust of the film.

[sorenti]

@IoEstasCedonta indeed. and it should be called "great sum up of american psycho in 29 seconds" :P

[VannevarBush]

@sorenti

Maybe the phone confession scene would have done it.

@batemanpatrick2

you're just a happy camper.

[andylovesguitar]

@sorenti thats EXACTLY what you do a load of them edit it together

[AustriaDictator]

@sorenti

lol, estonian, ha ha

[Kevins7eleven]

@sorenti you have no life if you are sitting there watching tens of 5-second videos and critiquing his

[sorenti]

@Kevins7eleven no, right now i'm in paris checking out my e-mail where i had a notification from youtube that some guy (probably on a nightshift at a convenience store - 7eleven) is reading year old comments and has nothing better to do than actually respond to them. now, that's sad, to be honest

[Metssinger302]

@BatemanPatrick2 hmm, no shit sherlock would mean a lot more if your title were true, just sayin...

[freddylovebates65]

@BatemanPatrick2 Lol, funny.

[ambermcquaid]

Patrick.. WHAT IS IT?.. Where are you GOING?... I have to return some video tapes.

[Wanessie]

this post has been deleted because the voices told me so.

[that70sguy2000]

I have to return some videotapes.

[hardpunk10101]

i dont get that? why does he always say that?

[that70sguy2000]

It's usually his excuse for getting out of irritable and crazy situations.

Like the break-up with Evelyn and when Patrick found out that one dude was gay for him (yes, yes, I would've told him I had to return some videotapes as well).

[hardpunk10101]

ah cheers! and what's the deal with talking about singers and music just before he kills someone?

[that70sguy2000]

You might have to ask someone else for that one ;) I don't know ;(

[WCEPREMIERS2006WCE]

Nicely Done. 0:1-0:7 and 1:25 -1:29 fakest blood ive ever seen

[Displume]

:15 - I know what you're thinking.

That is the worst Nike ad ever.

[joshshoj13]

He really is such a happy camper isn't he?

[StinkiwinkiPoo]

that sucks

[sheepmaster1987]

such a great movie...

[kitchenmachine]

I really feel the need to be a stupid douchebag and post an ignorant, useless and ridiculously offensive message regarding this horrendously unfunny, amazingly uninteresting and shitty video:

This is dumb.

[biagiotti2006]

You're retarded.

[leafloev]

Harvey Dent - Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?

Alfred - Oh you have no idea.

[PageofAliceCullen]

yeah lol

[necros782]

now that was nicely put.

[pqstr]

@leafloev where's that from?

[coryboy345]

@pqstr ummm............... I wonder......... What extremely popular movie and comic has the character Harvey Dent in it? 

[pqstr]

@coryboy345 u might not wonder but I do

[Graenelolz]

@leafloev Haha never noticed that sequence LOL :D

[Thiora]

@leafloev haha, great comment

[iNtErNeTLAMA12]

@leafloev LOL i see what you did there

just 2 years late

[Agent1W]

This post is deleted because I needed to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale.

[TubedUp909Part3]

i'm just a happy camper!

[destChaos]

rock n' roll!

[TubedUp909Part3]

ey, you wanna be a rock n' rolla?

[xxSuzballxx]

this confession has meant nothing. SO SAD I NEARLY CRIED :'( btw its actually 14.26 seconds long

[bammargera1236]

i'm just a happy camper =D lol

[ExoDevious]

This post was deleted because try getting a reservation a dorsia now you fucking stupid bastered!!!

[ClementJ642]

This post was deleted because I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

[Mojito133]

This post was deleted because the fucking DP just trashed my scene.

[swiftee543]

hey that was funnny. good choice of a clip for the ending.

yo, check out my american psycho in 5 seconds.

[elspethia]

this post has been deleted because my mask of sanity is about to slip

[papasmurf2013]

hey paul=D

[MuSIcFreAK789]

This post has been deleted because my behavior can be... ERATIC sometimes.

[that70sguy2000]

This post has been deleted because I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

[xXLovingDelusionsXx]

This post has been deleted because I'm just a happy camper.

[palasta]

Btw.

This post has been deleted because you have to cool it with the antisemitic remarks.

[palasta]

Mr. Watson, i have the strong suspicion, that THIS weren't five seconds. *looking serious while smokin' the pipe*

[balelover99]

I luv Christian Bale!!! Im glad u like him 2!! lol!!!! This movie creeps me out how people can be this way...wow! But I still love the movie! And I've been luving Christian Bale 4ever!! U want to c Christian Bale at his best...Metroland part 6 and 10...all of it!!! lol

[mushkaslav]

oh man you killed it, your meant to say "the post has been deleted"... because bateman doesnt want you to touch his watch

[TheT4xid3rmist]

I cannot watch any Christian Bale movie (including The Dark Knight) without thinking about this movie.

[meta4sbewithu]

This post has been dele

[AndrewTraceur]

This post has been deleted because Bateman won't give the Maître d' head.

[LiveLoveGiveGrow]

This post was deleted because the host is a dick.

[Cameronnoremac]

This post has been deleted because it simply...is not there

[BotticelliAngel4Life]

This post has been deleted because I needed to return some videotapes.

[MrZZiZZler]

this post was deleted because i need to dismember somebody

[lalahej123]

This post has been deleted because inside doesn't matter

[McNabbNo5]

This post has been deleted because im not quite blonde, more of a dirty blonde.

[ImNotYoureSlave]

lol! that's partrick bateman for ya.

[diderkamal1]

This post has been deleted because I JUST HAD TO KILL A LOT OF PEOPLE!