My First Girlfriend

[dvdking8]

I kind of awwwwwww'ed at the note part!

[PeterDK97]

LoL why do you have FaZe in your clan tag

[moistowelet]

oh and ps when you were young getting married with playdo rings you should have used ring pops LOL

[moistowelet]

haha attack is boss

[HarriersILY]

Attack please do more My First... It was probably all your subscribers favorites and it was soo funny

[fre4k1234]

Haha [FaZe]IamTheAttack

[LucatarFilms]

awwww i know it sounds kinda gay, but this is so cute.... yea i said it, whacha gonna do about it

[LucatarFilms]

"I just grew my first pewp, and I needed a special someone to share it with"

Your GF: "No thank you"

[ThisKidYouAllKnow]

Awesome storyteller

[TownSquare20]

3:20 and on was my favorite IAmTheAttack moment ever

[TunezCottage]

I don't know if it was the amount of coffein but I laughed my way through this video, thank you laine for making my day :'D

[MrDavidtron7]

am i the only dude that hangs out with mostly chicks

[NarooluCA]

beast gameplay

[elianpz]

herpeis

[TiredTigerCAG]

Why the fuck would you be a hero in your grade for having sex at like 14? You would most likely be called a slut or something and would regret ever doing it.

[Borohockey28]

@TiredTigerCAG Guys are the heroes. For girls, yes, they are called sluts. But, the guy is a fucking champ.

[TiredTigerCAG]

@Borohockey28 For having under-age illegal sex?

[Borohockey28]

@TiredTigerCAG Pretttyyy sure you are allowed to have sex if both of you are below 18 years old or above. 

[TiredTigerCAG]

@Borohockey28 Below 18? lolwut. 16 for UK, 18+ for USA.

[Borohockey28]

@TiredTigerCAG No, no. You are wrong. Different states in the US have different laws which allow minors to have sex with other minors, and even with adults in some cases. Either way, even if it was illegal, why would you be criticized for having sex with a girl the same age as you?

[TiredTigerCAG]

@Borohockey28 Because it is fucking wrong to have sex under 16 or 22, why? Because you are not emotionally capable of doing such a thing. Sex is an emotional thing as well as physical. Why do you think it is cool to have sex at like 14 - 15 ? Are you sick? Or just a pervert?

[Borohockey28]

@TiredTigerCAG I'm a pervert like every other damn teenager. Calm down lol. Wrong to have sex under 22? Alright, fine. Believe in that all you like. I see no problem in it. 14-15, even 16 is a little young. But honestly, 17+ is fine by me. I see no issue.

[TiredTigerCAG]

@Borohockey28 17+ is fine, but for fucks sake. Sex is something intimate not some entertainment.

[ortsac36]

@Borohockey28 By saying that you are allowed to have sex below and above 18 years old, that would mean you can have sex legally at any age but 18....so u mean 10 year olds can have sex with out anybody caring?

[Borohockey28]

@ortsac36 Are you mentally challenged? You can have sex at age 18+, and in some areas, below 18. But, they usually have a law saying something about like have to be 14/16/w.e. And for the record, I'm not sure 10 year olds are physically capable of sexual intercourse. Just saying.

[ortsac36]

@Borohockey28 But saying below 18? that's 1-17. Think before you type. Read it again see how that comment makes any sense. Either that or be specific. And im pretty sure the youngest girl to be impregnated was 9. The point is that the comment was worded weirdly.

[Remista33097]

@TiredTigerCAG lol you dont even know how many of my friends regret it.

[TiredTigerCAG]

@Remista33097 Sex under age is disgusting in my opinion.

Even at 16 (Which is the legal age in the UK).

[MexicanoCholo13]

And the point is that a BJ in one way or another will in fact keep your relationship going, denying or refusing to give it will end it ..... if only people could understand that.

[XxsongsxXXxrulexX]

hey if u would have stayed wit her u would have never go MRS.ATTACK

[TheLinyuchung]

i just sprouted my first pube :'D good old days

[drvivanet]

I got my blowjob :D

[PwningTIDylan]

were you reading a script in this?

[nateingram10]

3:29 - 3:34 lol makes me want to kill myself

[lolmkolol]

THUMBS UP IF YOU HATE THE NEW YOUTUBE WHERE YOU CANT THUMBS UP!!

[MRHAB50]

Lol that photoshop thing is what my girlfriend does lmfao

[buildguykevin]

ur videos are awesome

[HaloRocks123321]

Some people think I'm weird but how about your first time having sex

[Luke4397]

that was funny as!

[camdogq]

how was it 201

[grinder5000314483]

if i was a teacher

[zunain1001]

bro you sound so gay...im not hating..iv been a subscriber forever...but jus wanna let u know

[WKD57]

WTF IS THIS SHIT

[brookjaybrown]

Hey guys, I dont live in america, anyone tell me how old you are in 8th grade?

[MultiBanna123]

@brookjaybrown 13

[jfhewkjfrewkajfkbefa]

u wanted to share your first pube with a chick from facebook?? lol

[Disics]

lol talking up a chick on facebook then asking her out in real life works nearly every time

[teddy12300]

the same thing kinda happend to me in 6th grade my 2 friends and i were looking for the girl i like at my school carival and long the way tons of other people joined us then when we finnaly found i asked her out but she said no then i rode home with my friend and his mom played a coldplay song and it almostmade me cry

[firecube4]

i did the exact same thing, they were best friends... but now they cant stand each other.... but thats not my problem ;)

[mikufan2000]

After this the my first series is gonna be done forever Me: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO(slowmotion 360 shot)NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOO

[DareToBlink]

@JTrieu2000 No!!

[JTrieu2000]

are you really in the FaZe clan?!?!

[EagleEyeAirsoftM4]

Arent you like 21? face book want out 8 years ago.....

[MrTeum]

MASH UP THAT SHIAT

[MrMusicalaudio]

lol, written in pencil,

[AwesomeSniper11]

Tumbs Up If You Say TheAttacks Clan Tag (Faze)

[tomahawkANDscopZ]

@AwesomeSniper11 its actually spelt thumbs up

[Holynotch]

Lawl mah 1st pube was when I was 10 -.-

[xHybriiiDz]

This is my favorite video, not because of the story its self but because of those last few lines of the letter your ex girlfriend. wrote for you. I can relate to her.

[ITStheK1NG]

bro bring this back but in some other form of my first like my most memoriable or my fav... this stuf is youtube gold best vids on here

[MassRedDeadEffect]

MORE OUR FIRSTS!



[TediumJack]

I'm 13 and in 7th grade. My gf is going into high school next year and i don't know what to do! Please help

[Binohill14]

@TediumJack "Do" her

[TediumJack]

@Binohill14 13... and im "underdevolped" so to say. Plus we are more like REALLY good friends then that kind of relationship

[Binohill14]

@TediumJack Try to please her, rather than letting her do things to you if you know what i mean. Casually moonwallk out of the situation :P

[TediumJack]

@Binohill14 Gotcha. I'm already nerd enough! Let's just boost it! Thanks

[fogdevilst]

i love mcr

[JanBeefSON]

lmfao 'and by sharp rock in this case, i mean herpes.'

[TOFUrobotNGUYEN]

2:40 U chillin Bro?

[TheiMcSjoerd]

I DID NOT GET MY BACON!

[oFu5ion]

I miss this series :'(

[xCIHIRIS]

What's a pube?

[bagel710]

@xCIHIRIS omfg

[SCSTV100]

@xCIHIRIS a hair on ure balls

[xCIHIRIS]

@SCSTV100 sarcasm dude

[kevindatrainmasta]

JOHN DEERE FUCKING WINS

[DanielMoore7]

wow this is so scripted n gay

[PS3FanboyBunny]

Facebook in eigth? How the fuck old are you?

[xFalloutVids]

I tried to get a girl in 8th grade.. Turned out she was a narcissistic, asexual asshole that devoted her life to playing WoW. :| Haven't exactly had the best luck with girls..

[ImAngusCunt]

3 months? by your calculations ive had no girlfriends D:

[DigitalTru7h]

Just because people are asking, Facebook was made in 2004.

[jsolow]

Facebook in the 8th grade?

[TheBMXlove]

You're just a DavidBrownTV copycat :/ -dislike

[BreakingFlames]

@TheBMXlove him and davidbrown are best friends. dumbass

[Ariwar4]

@TheBMXlove Your dumb as shit bro, they are bro's and have a channel together not only that they were doing similar video's at the same time without even knowing about each other. I don't know if you also realize Originality is dead, everything has been done before. "The bad artists imitate. The great artists steal."

[HeYKeiFeR]

@TheBMXlove by the way laine had his channel first.

[RawFrequency]

I love your commentary and playstyle dude, awesome.

[Axonnification]

She asked me out on Halloween.

Dumped me on my birthday.

Entire BF GF lasting = 76 Days

[jsolow]

Facebook in 8th grade???

[donttouchmymuffin1]

John deeres like a tampon- every pussey has one (jk relax)

[IDensify]

Why do i have a feeling this story is fake?

[MOsei25]

first crush

[dockedaura]

I got my first girlfreind at college about 1 month ago

[TheHerbert4321]

wow you are so nice. This bullshit letter :)

[AussieRedCall14]

i subbed to you because of your first "my first" video. makes me cry now its over :'(

[172person]

first pube in 8th grade? damn i had a full bush by then

[AussieRedCall14]

@172person ikr? i got pubes in year 3!

[SuperGibsonman25]

@172person I bet 5 bucks that u are virgin

[172person]

@SuperGibsonman25 1. why would you even make that assumption

2. you owe me 5 bucks

[brandon6218]

@172person Damn i did by 6th No Joke.

[172person]

@brandon6218 i had my first pube in 6th

[brandon6218]

@172person LOL

[brandon6218]

@172person But i didnt have armpit hair till 7th or facial hair.

[172person]

@brandon6218 lol i didnt have armpit hair and facial hair till the end of 8th

[brandon6218]

@172person LOL

[AK47VSM162010]

@172person i got my first in 4th-5th, is IAmtheattack Mortal?

[benerfener]

@172person

i got my first pube in 3rd grade

[LLschoolJ2]

@172person i had to manscape 5 or 6 times by the 8th grade

[TheTomilol]

@172person ikr i got my first in 4th grade...

[Shader7623]

@172person u to :)

[eayofpower]

@172person

[KevinLuhrs]

13(21st of this month) and i'm not even close, you lucky son of a bitch.

[lemansdefre]

Want a Gears of War 3 for free? Check out: goo.gl\9XLZW

[BeatDownBoi]

Im 17 and still haven't had a girlfriend hahaha =[

[pilioooo]

@BeatDownBoi hey I'm 16 and also haven't had a girlfriend too, but good luck anyway ;)



[aaabbbeee]

I really liked these. Good stories here. All your my firsts make me feel like my life has consisted of absolutely nothing interesting.

[daBuzzY90]

U happy now i actually cried as you said my first series is over and im going to kill myself u happy with yourself now murderin people :(

[hehe74782]

Nice Guys Finish last... Lol, U waycj Kevjumba

[rebelredneck19701]

what you have against john deere, hater haha

[ColdplayKid112]

Omfg you're so right.

When you said that when you meet that first girl you become more social around other girls. Last year I was EXTREMELY awkward around girls, last month I met this one girl and now I'm really social towards girls.

[SSonnik]

I can't live w/o first series, probably I will kill myself

[ITirez]

where is my bacon ??

[Graphemics]

clantage is "FaZe?????" It requires sniping buddehh ;)

[EpicScout17]

Fucking love this video!

[llDeaTHhIMseLFll]

am i the only one who likes the new intro?

[canadian9003]

@llDeaTHhIMseLFll nope

[redcomic619]

Finale? No "first boyfriend" video? :(

[tylerhood5]

i wear a john deere shirt driving my lifed pick up n i pull bitches :) its a good time

[redcomic619]

New intro is horrible.

[JeTPRiiMexX]

why would you end this series, when it's getting 4x the views as all your other videos. it started your channel for a reason. I know that there is only so many stories, but you haven't covered them all.

[CaPtAiNfLuFfYzZz]

my first comment?

[drlolcats1]

Man I'm 11 and in grd 6 and got a gf and kissing and feelings her ass and tits

[jimbeen1771]

@drlolcats1 man whore...

[MerriEFC]

@drlolcats1 she's 11 good luck feeling tits

[SportsGalaxy95]

Ur vids are amazing but this really sucks ass that this is ending you should start a new series with your "most memorable" bj or sexual experience or getting druck and it can be the funniest or most embarrassing or random or happy scary one you've ever experienced cause I love these kind of vids to much to have them go

[Skaller3]

@CXLLOFDUTY lol ive been watching him since he had 500 subs lol never been boxed though

[IAmTheDefenseBitch]

IAmTheDefenseBitch.



[brbBRAZZERS]

What is up mortals...

[mrhalofreak23]

i love you litterally

[Skaller3]

@IAmTheAttack VLOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGG

[Skaller3]

@CXLLOFDUTY you would find the most retardest thing to ask about a great video like this!

[7Danny71997]

This is my first time watching you vid. +1 subscriber

[tomissorandom]

what an end to a great series

THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE!

[CorruptGamingGuy]

u actually don't know how big my smile is right now listening to your intro :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDD

[karlton0278]

LOL hilarious.

[godrith2]

all your stories makes my life feel like the the atmosphere at a chess game!!! lol ps. u make my life look like shit!!

[Th3Kr3w666]

Your story touched me... in a good way. No homo. (Thumbs up.)

[FluffyMcBurger]

HOLY SHIT THIS WAS AWESOME

[zek281]

plz.... Q.Q PLEEEASE... PLEEEEEEAEAAAASE promise me u will do more my firsts when anything cool happends like u promised us ''my first fight'' -looks at my dick- its not doing to well... its hanging down laine...

[Sovietsniper123]

Fake

[Smumpism]

My best series plz?

[redstormer75]

gj

[4shot117]

Best series on youtube

[Dannyxlz]

Laine were you a chubby child? and did you shove twinkies up your vagina? just a thought. K SWAG OUT

[azulcrema1O]

your intro pumps me the fuck up lol never change it

[l3urton]

Monologue -.-

this feels like a jr high sit com.

[Sniper9823]

Lol

The note my first girlfriend wrote me i ripped into pieces and burned after i broke up with her

[InFiniteGamePlayz]

yes

[3D64R4180]

I FUCKING LOVE YOUR INTRO,.,. <3 

[presnillajones]

hahah i fucking love this guy

[PS3xMerK]

In my school their is no hot girls.And the ones that are are dum or just little bitches

[PS3xMerK]

This really makes me feel like getting some ass,to bad im only 14 :)

[screamoc1]

Your a really chill guy :)

[TraMaCrYpToSiS]

Ha Ha, your videos are somewhat interesting, and i think i shoud watch more of them ! I Havn't had a girlfriend since 5th Grade, Ha Ha. . .

[peruface]

what girl is on the front cover??

[ltholt25]

dude, this intro is seriously awesome, just stick with it, BTW i was wondering if you could send out an mp3 link of it? i want to be able to listen to it when i walk into highschool every morning *puts on shades/smooth black voice* ohhhh yeeeaaaahhhh

[doucheotday]

@DoucheoftheDayOogy yeah, it was your dad, he tried to grab my fry, but I threw up on his legs...what?!?!?

- Douche of the Day

[DoucheoftheDayOogy]

Ooogys alter ego: That was a dude that took your onion rings, you dear sir, are a homo-sexual. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

- Douche of the Day, Ooogy

[doucheotday]

Ahhhhh the first girlfriend, I remember I want out to get a burger, then the bitch reaches over and grabs 3 onion rings. 3! That's insane, its not fries we're talking here, its onion rings, there's like 7 in the first place. What a Douche!

- Douche of the Day