Muppet Show S2 E3 P1 - Milton Berle

[Shancus32796]

Looks like s and w forgot to take their naps...

[MollyKoenigStarGleek]

I cannot WAIT until ugly is in again.

[Jesusacosta30501]

if milton berle didn't die in 2002 he would be the special guest host on wwe raw

[garman3444]

MAKEUP *wack* O_O wtf face

[sixwingproductions]

my dad called me insane so i went to a mentle hospital and they said there was no help for me but when my dad walked in to get me the building fell down

[garman3444]

THOG THOG THOG BLUE DUDE

[Jesusacosta30501]

@montmorg67 it's aw well not all well

[MsAmbrosia29]

WMG KEEP YOUR FREAKING MITS OFF THIS EPISODE!!!

[B52FORTRESS]

holding your nose means something smells bad

[Stephen10528]

What did Waldorf mean when Milton said "Do you want me to punch you in the nose?" & he said "Not while I'm holding it"?

[futonrevolution]

@Stephen10528 He's holding his nose, because he thinks that the act stinks.

[Stephen10528]

@futonrevolution Oh.

[TheLuminica]

Made me laugh a lot. Its so kewl, I love this episode.

[cavalierfan1995]

D.U.F. SHOULD USE THIS AS THEIR THEME

[donkeyboy27]

Starsky and Crutch..hhahahaha..priceless.

[outsider497]

Milton Berle was so funny. That "Makeup!!" shtick was the best. Those powder puffs got bigger and bigger over time. And the old guys heckling him was classic!

[CRUSH40RULES]

Another show, another headach

[BayareaGuy06]

RIP Milton Berle 1908-2002 Uncle Miltie

[waynefbradley]

Wow, that was really funny - great one liners!

[starlight76able]

To think would watch this every saturday night on the BBC in the UK whatever for. Seriously it is a piece of genious and a lot of fun, and wish they brought it back. Never be another one like this show.

[TheRealRunner]

MAAAAKEUP! *pow*

[imran99998888]

Milton : If you don't stop ill make the usher throw you out!

Waldorf : He can't! He's to busy!

Milton : Doing what?!

Waldorf : Keeping People IN!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[snapdragon11]

milton walked right into all that

[loyboys]

they need to play the opening number at a beauty pagent thing...those things are amazing...and not good.. i mean i saw one for toddlers!!! WHY DOES NO ONE SEE THIS THE JUDGES F THOSE THINGS ARE PEDOPHILES!!!

[793lavalightening]

I loved it when waldorf just smacked statler

[793lavalightening]

by far the ugliest creature in existence is the angler fish it would scare the heck out of anyone if it was in the scary maze game

[793lavalightening]

stand by for makeup stand by for what MAKEUP! *whack*

[lawoma]

and another thing learned , S&W dislike seam to dislike all standup comediance, not just Fozzie

[AleeraGorvan]

@lawoma

it's quite the opposite; they do love anything applicative for being heckled!

[OutlawzAKA]

The Muppet Show....... I'm number one FAN

[CoolioRockstar]

I think they'll put the Show back on since the muppets are awesome!

[MsGtrh]

1:43 Mean Mama.

[va3svd]

MB: Let me tell you something: if you don't stop, I'll have the usher throw you out.

W: He can't, he's too busy.

MB: Doing what?

W: Keeping people in!

[mechasaurus]

MAKEUP!!

[mabgamer6407]

The whole Milton vs S & W was just great! Lol! I love those guys! 

Milton: I good mind to punch you in the nose

s: Not while am holdin it!

[missyadams]

too bad there werent bouncers to throw those two out!

[mabgamer6407]

Lol and yet i love the guys they keep the show goin!

[Webkinzrocks400]

wow they had bigshots on there show!!!!!!

[JenCapTchalla]

yes the muppets has some major world famous guests on the show which made it great

[byranntherockstar]

Does anybody know what episode that Big Bird is cooking with the swedish chef? And from which season???

[huntress1863]

Big Bird guest starred alongside Leslie Uggams in Season 3 of the Muppet Show. I believe it was episode #18 from that season.

[torwhit]

a family christmas

[Webkinzrocks400]

a muppets family christmas

[Foozlethegreat]

I wish I could play one of those monsters.............

ha, muppets are teh bombe

[grashbar]

*knock knock knock^*

Milton Berle? 25 seconds for curtains. Stand by for make-up.

Milton: Stand by for what?

A random monster: MAKE-UUUUUUUUUUP!

*WHACK*

[gregoir]

;lol The croc. sound's like cookie monster!

[NaiTaiDai]

Anyone else wonder what happened to the Frackles and other Muppet Monsters after the Muppet Show and Jim Henson Hour went off the air? The Frackles have an almost-animal look to them if you ask me.

[kohla100]

hhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaa­aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa­aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaa

[torwhit]

1:38 to 4:17 best song ever

[thessims]

another song, another headek

[D4v3yd1]

im gonna call the police.

good idea you'll need all the protection you can get.

XDDDDD

[mets2128]

Berle: I've been a successful comedian half of my life.

Waldorf: How come we got this half

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[anony456]

Muppet Show owns.

[mage211]

and statler and waldorf pwned Milton Berle

[Marth555]

I love the openning song on this, the ugly song is just awsome. It makes me feel better about myself now. Ugly is in, I am Ugly, so I am cool.

yay.

[LunaGirl2001]

The ugly song's kinda depressing.

[brightbite]

I guess I have Animal mentality, I don't think those monsters are ugly... I think they're all pretty cool. :)

[Blondiegreeneyes72]

the only monster that was cute in the ugly song was the blue one with the ears, i don't think he is ugly. :/

[Blondiegreeneyes72]

Statler and Waldof are heckling Milton like they do with Fozzie

[Blondiegreeneyes72]

they forgot to put that big horned monster in the ugly song. :D

[Blondiegreeneyes72]

that big brown monster looks like a bulldog

[Blondiegreeneyes72]

that ugly song is funny, who is the blue muppet with the ears?

[honeypireas]

That was hillarious ..gr8 sketch...thx 4 the vid

[Amalganman]

Maakeuuuup!!!

[loyboys]

if you have the third season on dvd, can you pls upload it?

[freekkk]

maaaake up.... *looooooool*

[chriszaharias1985]

That looks like they really nailed him with the giant makeup spongue! The look on his face seems like he never saw it coming or that the powder was so strong it went up his nose!

[spiked200]

Gonzo:"Can I help you out?"

Berle:"Sure,kid."

Gonzo:"Well which way did you come in?"

[frankydman]

You know whats weird, the blue monster from the "Ugly" number at 2:20 sounds exactly like Waldorf and the crocidile sounded like Cookie Monster.

[Itsukami]

very good! the blue monster and Waldorf are played by the same person, I'm not sure about Cookie Monster, however.

[zeekslider]

That "same person" you are talking about was Jim Henson himself, voice of Kermit.

[Itsukami]

Oh, you're right! I hadn't remembered that for some reason, thank you.

[inoyamanakaizcool]

"I'd like to see you come down here and be funny."

"You first!"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahha

[DarkWatch87]

Berle: Gentlemen, would you please? Would you take it easy? You think I'm doing this for fun?

Waldorf: Not so far. Hahahaha

[Ravenwing888]

milton:i've been a succesful comedian, half my life.

Waldorf:How come we get this half?

hahahaha

[SonicRocksBox2]

MAAAKE-UUP!

[ComedyStuff76]

It's Russell Finch from the Mad Mad World and in another episode is his mother in law Mrs Marcus (Ether Merman)

[SonicRocksBox2]

MAAAAKE-UUUUP!!

That bit made laugh sooo hard.

[ballantrae101]

Such an awesome show.

[sailorkwii64]

Got a car?

XDXDXDXD!!!!

[mets2128]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[mets2128]

Berle: Did you come here to be entertained or not

Waldorf: That's right

berle: What's right?

Waldorf: We came here to be entertained and were not

[mets2128]

Berle: Did you come here to be entertained or not?

Staler:That's right

Berle: What's right?

Staler: We came here to be entertained and were not.

[meineinstein]

"I'd like to see you come down here and be funny."

"You first!"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahha

[Delita247]

I couldn't stop laughing when Milton got covered in make-up.

[AutobotLover]

same here that was funny. Man I miss this show I remember watching this when I was a kid great times.

[JOHNSTAGS]

That's an bit he used to use, and I think invented, on his own show in 1956

[tcata763]

I loved the muppet show growing up and the interaction between Milton Berle and Statler and Waldorf is comedy gold. when you watch Berle, you can see him forcing himself not to smile. I think Berle himself was having the most fun of anyone. This show is tailored to his abilities. What a great segment!! Thanks

[02Ctu2486]

I LOVED it when Statler and Waldorf were all over Berle the minute he stepped out onto the stage. They were never THAT funny when they were heckling Fozzie and his jokes. That was one of the best segments of the Muppet Show!!

[eljefereal]

Something tells me they brought their A-game knowing who their opponent was.

[ReevaInari]

This is the last time we see Green Scoff in the show. Wonder what happened to her.

"Ugly" is one of the songs only the Muppets could do to make even vicious-looking monsters like Mean Mama seem cute.

[ljks1]

whose Green Scoff?