Segway Crashes & bloopers from hit indie film 10 MPH

[awAdmin]

boooooooo

[howie3147]

DAM! I could've saved myself an hour-and-a-half and just watched this instead of the whole movie.

[A2Bproductions1]

bedford nh home of the segway

[bigisezhi]

Ralph Nader should write a tell all book on these called, "Unsafe at Any Speed II!" I bet it would make a million for him and make him forget that he would have been an even shittier president than out current one! LOL

[TechHeadMatt]

For all you idiots that only clicked on this cause you were looking up "Crashes"...

Seattle to Boston on a segway. More beautiful than you could comprehend.

[variously2]

shit, that thing really does look like a nerd chariot.

[neogeon]

@variously2 no kidding, get a skateboard with some big wheels like any other sane individual. Oh, and the skateboard would fly by a Segway on a downhill segment.

[knutfheifer]

Look at 2:27 pmsl

[drunk2thepowerofsick]

segways look fun for like the first 5 minutes. then you realize how pointless they are. plus id be so embarrased to get one. they are useful for only short distances. the distances people used to FUCKING WALK. before everyone got obese and sweatty.

speaking of obese and sweatty - god bless america.

[debuskey]

check out funny Segway videos..crashes and more...click on my name

[acaudill317]

who cares they are fun and good for running to the corner store.

[neogeon]

worst invention ever, it's called a bicycle numnuts. A bicycle uses no fossil fuels and can go 40 MPH or faster depending who's riding. Oh, and you don't look like a fucking retard riding one.

[31NST31NZ]

Yes except the person riding it loses a lot more energy, and is therefore less efficient in the long run.

[neogeon]

oh my god I hope you're joking.

You realize you just made that argument, an argument about chemical efficiency, to a Mechanical Engineer, right?

I'm going to just walk (click) away and pretend I didn't just hear (read) the dumbest, most flawed statement I have ever witnessed in my life.

[31NST31NZ]

Well to be honest I know it's not the best argument out there, because what the hell I honestly don't care about some guy on a Segway.

But for the future you should actually somehow prove me wrong instead of stating that you are a Mechanical Engineer, which may or may not be true. Even if you were one that doesn't necessarily mean that you are just smarter than everyone else...

I was also talking about traveling a long distance on a segway vs. a bike. Face it, on a bike you get tired faster.

[neogeon]

OK, well, since you literally asked for it, here goes:

#1 at 10 MPH, the rider would succumb to either heat exhaustion or frostbite before they got anywhere substantial in all but the most favorable of conditions. 10 MPH may be fine for a postman in NYC, but it is not a viable means of transportation

#2 it's slower than a bike...by alot...fail.

#3 the segway runs on electricity, which comes from fossil fuels, which pollutes. It also needs to be charged frequently and for long periods.

[31NST31NZ]

Thanks now I can admit defeat because you actually proved me wrong.

Good fight, and good luck in your future arguments =)

~31N.

[MagnusRulerHardt]

Bikes aren't as relaxing.

[frosty9595]

What if you charge your segway with solar panels?

[neogeon]

still an idiot...

[meeatfood2]

@neogeon I don't know where you got these facts, 30 seconds on google would tell you otherwise. An average person goes at about 15-20 and professionals can do 30. Sometimes on sprints of the tour de france they get up to 50 but that is extremely rare. Also since when has standing up made anyone look retarded?

[neogeon]

@meeatfood2 The point was that a bike can easily go a hell of alot faster than 10 MPH (and, tbh, even 10 mph is kind of unsafe for a segway on anything but perfect pavement) and doesn't need to be recharged.

Also, are you REALLY protesting about the cool factor of the segway? Simple test: drive one down the street and tally the people that say "wow that's cool!" and the people that say "PFFFT, WHAT A JACKASS!" and get back to me. Comic Con and Anime fans don't count.

[meeatfood2]

@neogeon ... and once again, you're talking out of your ass. All segway, at least the ones on their website go up to 12.5 mph and 4/5th of top speed is easily reachable on all terrain (on the x2) I'll admit some people may think it looks stupid, however let me ask you this. Who the fuck cares what other people think? A large majority of people you'll see on the street you'll never see again!

[neogeon]

@meeatfood2 k, keep thinking that, make sure and tell me how much ass you get in your stone wash straight leg pants, oversized dragon t-shirt, long-but-not-shaped greasy hair, anime frog hat, generic all-white "tennis shoes", and miscellaneous random leather pouch neckless. Appearance makes a difference, and Segway screams "I am socially retarded!"

[meeatfood2]

@neogeon Wow, so now you're completely abandoning your whole "scientific" argument and insinuating the way I dress? You really are sad, next time don't make shit up.

[neogeon]

@meeatfood2 um, no, my statement that bike>segway still stands in pretty much every way possible. The fact that it makes you look like a huge tool is just icing on the "NO ONE SHOULD EVER BUY THIS!" cake.

[Atomicpie18]

@neogeon Bitter much? And for no reason.

[ElGeneral18m]

i think that product was an uber failure.

[AceIsWild18]

Damn those things are fun just to scoot around on!

[professorkipling]

i think segways are uber

[FredFerdberger]

Get the Boom out of the shot!!

[juan11967]

Estos segway pense que eran seguros, pero veo que son muy peligrosos, aun si sabes manejarlos, facilmente te rompes una pierna, un brazo o hasta el cuello,, yo nunca los usaria, ni dejaria que mi familia los use.

[Syezzer]

Lame... :O

[Jaanfo]

Damn, even at 10 MPH those Tumbleweeds find their way onto the front of your, uh, ride? They really are menaces!!!

Amusing video!

[neggy1989]

yanks fuck your awful.

[Catfish365]

This looks truly excruciating...boring beyond words

[bodyboarder3452]

i know i love segways but what's the point of this

[kthankxbye]

Alon is so cute

[blakasassin1]

death traps lol

[JTTDProductions]

Awesome site man keep the site going strong...

[icefire436]

2:33-2:43 Best Part!!!!!!!

[steroidssavedmylife]

kool we think we gonna have segways on our show soon actually! u guys r great

[circusboy90210]

skeateboarders unite if segways can use sidewalks so can you. of course I allway's thought being as the key word in sidewalk is walk all other activity's other than walking or streetperformers should b banned.

[pudgimelon]

why do you guys keep letting hunter drive things? he's a menace :-)

[xxLextalionesxx]

Isn't driving on the shoulder illegal?

[DCUnited4]

not in coolsville, usa

[xxLextalionesxx]

You're awesome!

[foxracing152]

not when ur on a segway

[laddyy]

I want to marry the guy at the 2:26 minute mark....and then make love to his anus and mouth on the wedding night.

[ManRayDali]

That's actually Guy Smiley from Sesame Street.

I'm surprised that he was available for the trip.

[Cur92mcg]

You should have put the part when you hit the tumbleweed in the movie haha it would have been hilarious

[stewy0327]

Good job guys, watched the whole thing and thought it was great, enjoy the dollar!!

[destructormc]

every1 go sign up at ourstage for them u get 10mph free

[Aztecboy1]

these guys must get laid all day and night from this amazing peice of work...i'm really glad i watched this video, seriously every american should watch this..

[usjc001]

There's 3 minutes of my life i will never get back...wow that was boring.

[ACTORDAVIDTRAN]

Haha suicide tumbleweeds and slepy boom mic operators. Great docu btw.

[spootboy123]

2:29 lol best part

[tehriaz]

this is boring

[neondeception]

I would want to jump mine, lol maybe see if i can get any tricks done in a halfpipe haha

[XRateD308]

lol, now i want a segway ahahahha

[klerkan]

lol :) Il have ordered the movie on amazon, il have waited soo long for it :)