Freeman's Mind: Episode 14 (Half-Life Machinima)

[ht448]

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!

[Cactusman129]

he has a giger counter in his suit, because hes trendy

[MaxaMatt]

beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep

[lolwtf9009]

*beep, beep, beep, beep, beep*

[asparagusoffice]

"Do you know who ate all the doughnuts?"

"Do you know if leptons are compound particles?"

OH SNAP

[unknownuser109]

im watching you

[Elflovag]

He's not neurotic, he has narcissistict personality disorder. Check wikipedia, he meets nearly every symptoms :)

[TheJulioPassos]

porra? 3:39

[TONYXXXIFICATION]

lol No Subtitles :D fail

[subzeroroundtheworld]

CTHULLU FTW!

[subzeroroundtheworld]

Press 3 for *beep*

[joplimat]

lol leptons.

[Roosterswe]

You'd think a physicist would know that you wouldn't break your legs jumping in a moving elevator. You have as much speed downwards as the elevator does. Unless it's accelerating it wouldn't even give you more hang time.

[Noratek]

You know what the real question in HL is?

Who the hell ate all the donuts.....

[Redwild10]

@Noratek  g-man

[assdffsasd]

Whats up with all the pregnancy video sugestions???

I see 8 on my screen. Thats not normal.

[Blasphemisaurusaoe3]

"Sounds like someone's frying bacon and smacking their head against the pan" LOL I can't stop imagining that and laughing

[bryanstudios055]

Why is there a video of a 1 year old Indonesian kid 9 months pregnant with twins as a video recommendation

[MUNFMUNFblaster9000]

at 1:18- 1:19 turn on the captions and it will say: weight people tunnels to track down whatever is left of the land of tea why. IS THEERE SOMETHING WRONG HERE?

[merlinperezrocks]

my theory is the alegator will not grow in a tight habitat

[Alxitment]

1057000th view!

[MrFlaberis]

Doodle Dog

[Hangmanl]

Do you know who ate all the donuts?

[9picklepowers]

Not to be racist, but have you noticed that all the black scientists are the ones complaining about donuts?

[jpcod5]

1:40 lol

[ztaddar1]

the only jenea is gman wich you saw several times

[torokk21]

Only Gordon Freeman can take anything out from 100 yards with a shotgun

[Zona737]

Omfg I can't stop watching it

[SNITZ0]

I think if Valve ever made Freeman had a voice it should be Ross

[nicobellic987]

i know why valve delted fremans voice : he talk toooo much

[YalcomMacob]

Yeah, he'll get hungry if he dies.

[BigMintsBrainbox]

Sounds like somebody's frying bacon and smacking their head against the pan

[pseudonamex2]

Wow! When you watch these consecutively you really have to appreciate the talented writing and voice acting of Ross Scott! Big thumbs up for being SO consistent with this series over the years!!

[best4volcom]

"YOU"RE A BUNCH OF MEXICAN JUMPING BEANS!!"

[randtheman688]

how th f*** is "A one year old girl pregnant 9 months with twins"

a related video!?!?

youtube, yo be messed up!

[DarkChaos451]

@randtheman688 it depends on the tags that the uploader put

[randtheman688]

@DarkChaos451 i know but seriously...pregnant 9 year old...

[madman101ish]

@DarkChaos451 i read the tags... where is the connection? it does not make sense! THIS WHOLE WORLD DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!!! is my degree wrong or is the world wrong?

[Badgaldinger]

@Caboose039 Pretty sure they're not.

[Charicards]

Will this PSVita ad fuck off already

[tommymartin2001]

porn 

[NeburLP]

FACERAIL 5:35  c:

[Caboose039]

Are leptons really compound particles? The world may never know.

[Zero8654]

THESES VIDEOS HAVE THE WEIRDEST SHIT IN THE RELATED VIDS.

[CrossPavlov]

I don't know that, but I do know that they're Fermions :P

[VannahWilson]

Lol, "gravity is so biased!"

[VannahWilson]

"At least this shotgun won't deceive me. It's full of pellets, not LIES!" Haha!

[425599167]

@VannahWilson

To be fair, lie-filled shotguns are formidable weapons in the right hands.

[madman101ish]

@425599167 so they're not good in the left hand?

[Bittergamer1886]

@425599167 The power of lies... is a curious thing.

[garbagemessiah]

corey thompson: medicine man sent me here

[SSVCloud]

you're not supposed to like him, are you?

[punkypenguin321]

114 people own mutant prairie dogs

[iheartcartoons1]

Man with that many clicks he would be growing tumors by the next day! DX

[scottofengland]

oh....its you....BUT YOUR CLOSER

[xxx223xxxx]

if that was one of my wishes i dont wanna waste -shoots gun- oh oh sorry ill just leave now :)

[Zmistake]

I want gordon freeman do all my physics experiment... :)

[TheOnlyLeftBehind]

"Aha! Wood is not bulletproof!"

That was painful to hear.

[wackydude7]

click on this number something funny will happen 10:00

[carlmbowen79]

you know, normally you would PANIC if you were attacked by little green things that puke on you AND you were stopped at a dead end with..... toxic waste/ weird colored pee/ the pee of the little green things. Uh, yeah. So, answer what YOU think the green stuff is.

[harryo94]

The shotgun is not filled with cake

[LordShadow95]

i play at this game in Sven Coop

[mrevil0001]

As annoying as these ads are, I guess youtube needs the money to pay for all the servers they use, otherwise we would have to pay to use youtube.

[iansayfol]

113 people's shotgun are filled with lies, not pellets

[Balphezar]

@iansayfol Nay, good sir...

113 people don't know if leptons are compound particles.

[killer5364]

@iansayfol 114 People's now.

[KITTIESONCRACK]

Letting me know ahead of time, that im descending into hell LOL

[WeAreCDK]

beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

[0Shadianna0]

Lol. too damn funny

[abdo1597413]

5:32 if Freeman was in "cloverfield" we might have had a whole different ending

[Lucas2111000]

NO!?!?! DO YOU KNOW IF LEPTONS ARE COMPOUND PARTICLES!?!?!?!

FRIKKIN DONUTS!!!

XD

[miauw62]

'its filled whit pellets, not lies!'

[JBommer4488]

"What? Where? There's nothing here. You're crazy!"  LOL! : P

[Shadic4101]

i bet on a day off u could make 2 episodes n 1 day

[stillalive0013]

"your a bunch of mexican jumping beans!!!!!"

"...........................be­ep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep "

"god i'm gonna go crazy doing that. " that was soo funny XD

[nightmaremachine13]

ok total fucking random question but wat if that dude was a genie and u do get 3 wishes in the game?

[VGCutsceneTV]

''Finish him'' dude we cant, Freeman has Guns =O

[bobepuhuh]

GRAVITY IS SO BUYUST.

[blink182rob88]

Is he saying that he wants to fight Cthulhu?

[halfNERD17]

1:02 lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda lambda

[ninjer010]

your a bunch of Mexican jumping beans

[ninjer010]

do you now who ate all the donuts

[sorlag110]

"I bet if I jump now I'd break my legs landing trying to catch up with it"

and I thought Gordon knew physics

[massivive]

@sorlag110 gordon does know physics, if he jumped on an elevator that is going down the elevator will keep going down while he goes higher generating a longer fall distance between gordon andthe platform

[BlueprintHD]

im hugry while watching this

[beta0blaster]

gravity is SOOOOO biased

[dunbal67]

5:40 beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

[VaginosaurusRex]

each episode has less and less views...

[StuffedAnimalPlanet]

do you know who ate all the donuts?

[nsr4interpol]

So it's an on-rails shooter? ^_^

[andreafosho88]

He beeps alot in this episode. I like it, it's funny.

[giantplattypus]

Freeman is a true scientist.

*Pulls lever* "So, what did that do?"

[Duskworker]

i die inside every time he uses a shell to break things... and in 10.5 when he took on the door

[ninjer010]

your a bunch of mexican jumping beans LOL that explains it :D

[ktkrissa]

n o shotgun for u bithchh

fh

gjfghjmjkjjkh

[cooolkid125]

Do you know who ate all the donuts?

[chaoticpix93]

@cooolkid125 I had to laugh when I came to that guy. I was like, the entire facility is going NUTS and you're wondering about doughnuts????

[Technos72]

@cooolkid125 NO! Do you know if leptons are really compound particles!? Freaking donuts. XD

[XenoAlbedo]

*after its all over, freeman is getting a checkup*

doctor: ok lets take a look at yo- *geiger counter starts clicking like hell*

doctor: eh? WTF? STAY BACK! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!

*doctor runs out door

[Necro12511]

@XenoAlbedo

The hell kind of checkup invloves a geiger-counter?

[XenoAlbedo]

@Necro12511 freeman is always in his suit. its got a built in geiger counter

[777Baneboy]

I like how it has red lights. Let's me know I'm going to he'll.

[RandyLeeSnyderJr]

Gravity is so biased!

[ahcproductions]

You know, none of this would have happened if he had just taken that job opening at aperture...oh wait.

[iamadonutface]

@ahcproductions Aperture has robots of death... while Black Mesa has alien outbreaks of death...

[MicrosoftPoitsPlz]

3:50 is another crowbar.

[theazzrap3r]

yet again the dislike bar looks like justin bieber's penis

[EffectsLearner2]

@theazzrap3r

you can event seen a red area

[tobbe971]

press 5 and 7 lol



[wolfen1113]

5:38 houndeye faceplant

[9wormy]

Gman is a Genie

[sab2fan24]

press 4 then 1 its fun

[gussthefatcat]

GO FREEMAN GO YAH YOU GET THAT SHOTGUN YAH YOU SHOOT THAT GUY YAH!!

[peacocean]

press 6 then 8... they probably just ruin it

[Banx2345]

@TheDarkAvenger041 Actually he uses noclip and sounds to make it LOOK like he's climbing

[BTCRAIL202FILMS]

Press 7 :D

[TheFugiapple12]

press 3 :D



[zachisbeter]

5:41 beep beep beep beep beep beep

[fatalheromaster]

takes forever to watch :'(

[DalekJamie12]

Wait thats silo D locked secruity room. How do black Hodine get in

[BlackJacke1]

did somwhon saw that alien flying in the air at 5:33

[killerpacdot]

I can't die here! "FINISH HIM"

[wolfgangleader3]

beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep yeah im gonna drive myself crazy doing that

[Flowersim]

Patient: Okay, so what dieseases should i look out for?

Doctor: Well, Fremintitus is a popular disease, it's where you are addicted to a show called 'Freeman's Mind', Silly show that is..

Patient: *writes down show name* Could you say that again? Freemans... what?

Doctor: *facepalms*

3 Months Later

Patient: This is Freeman's Fan ordering you to give me a blood test!

Doctor: I don't need too...

LOL

[Icebolt666]

The great things about these videos It also works as a Walkthrough :D

[TheDarkAvenger041]

@Icebolt666 Not really, he's using invincability, unlimited suit energy, and several mods that allow him to jump higher, climb, ect.

[alexis327100]

@TheDarkAvenger041 can you use those cheats in a non-steam version of this game like if you didn't buy this game from steam website but from some where else because that is what my nephew did and i can't use cheats

[TheDarkAvenger041]

@alexis327100 Yeah, you need to go into Options>Advanced Options>Turn on console, The default button is `/~, it'll open a gray box where you can enter various commands such as "god", or "sv_infinite_ammo 1"

[alexis327100]

@TheDarkAvenger041 so you can use cheats on a non-steam version of this game

[TheDarkAvenger041]

@alexis327100 Yup.

[ninjer010]

@alexis327100 no not really only hacking it will work unless its for computer



[alexis327100]

@TheDarkAvenger041 where is this "options" thing in the main menu of half life 1 or somewhere else plz reply

[12combo]

@Icebolt666 no it doesnt becuase he uses cheats but i guess it can help you through the "puzzle" parts of the game

[vilkas8]

@Icebolt666 Except he takes shortcuts that normal players can't take.

[lolfish1108]

@Icebolt666 I know right? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[ajkriz86]

@Icebolt666 yeah but some little things aren't like they're supposed to be. His Gordon is a bit more skilled than normal, like when he's doing pull-ups and stuff :D That could be a bit missleading for someone who never played HL.

[JSKish11]

@Icebolt666

Not really, Ross Scott misses a lot of secret stuff in these videos.

[xXgordenXx]

@JSKish11 he means by getting past levels to beat the gae not looking for secreats.

[nicolasgrard]

@Icebolt666 This is a comic walkthrough ^^

[Icebolt666]

@nicolasgrard Thank you to probably the first person to not state that he is using cheats thank you :) And it's kind of helped me on where to go in some places. ^^ Have a nice day.

[ElTequilla]

@Icebolt666 not exactly. The enemies seem to go down much easier, and he sometimes climbs/scales obstacles which are otherwise impossible, so he takes shortcuts

[Icebolt666]

@ElTequilla Yes i now know if you read what i put before you'd see everyone has been saying what you have pretty much. I'm am now that little bit wiser on that this is not a 100% helpfull video on how to complete the game :)

[IdoF47]

@Icebolt666 I went ahead straight to hl2 stuff, so i'm watching these to complete the story :P

[Flamer991]

@Icebolt666 best walkthrout ever

[Flamer991]

@Icebolt666 best walkthrout ever

[antonfatso]

@Icebolt666 well, sometimes he uses noclip, and that kinda annoys me when I use it as a walkthrough. But it's still pro

[031000ron1]

@Icebolt666 But... the videos run on valve time, so...

[omegadoomknight]

" fifty thousand spaghetti leaves popping up and down where think people wont notice that" okay maybe audio beta just got bad@zz.

[omegadoomknight]

" I think for this evening its filled with pallets not lives.

" beta audio ftw.

[jsx6x]

god when he shot the shotgun for the first time it scared the living shit out of me XD

[Alanith]

Hey you aren't really a genie are you? Cause earlier I asked for a shotgun, but if thats one of my three wishes then *BLAM* OHH GOD, SORRY, SORRY, I'll just go.

[Starweardo]

them: State Hospital how may I help you?

me: Yeah hello, I have a disorder.

them: what is it?

me: I can't stop watching a series...

them:so?

me: It's Gordon's Mind!

them: HOLY CRAP!!! WE'RE COMING RIGHT AWAY!!!

[Thomasquwack]

ITS FILLED WITH PELLETS NOT LIES!

[killstreakism]

"what was that guy saying, that this is a military coverup .WHAT IS HE SMOKING?"

[Msrandomfangirl]

WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! at 5:36

[superluigi545]

the next day....freeman owned a waterpark at disney resort =3

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@superluigi545 YAY

[blink182rob88]

@superluigi545 and a tumor the size of a baseball

[superluigi545]

@blink182rob88 OR DID HE? DUM DUM DUUUUUUUM!

[tomtommo21]

why is ray romano in half-life?

[BrandtLandr]

It's filled with pellets, NOT LIES!

[jllman94]

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[SRMTHFGLover1]

Where the Hell the Advertisement came from ...

[hunter701535]

112 people didnt get a shotgun.

[keeperofthecheese]

BEEP

[TheQuakeIV]

When he thought about dropping a grenade on the explosives, the way ross said that made me think he tried that at one point... hehe.

[tsunamaisurfer606]

the house he wants sounds like my grandparents house lol

[monkeydluffyzoloful]

anybody want to tell me what a kathulu dog is?

[jumonji123]

@monkeydluffyzoloful Cthulhu. Wikipedia it :3.

[Kioikio]

Military Intelligence

Hit crate of explosives with a crowbar for some free ammo

[iamnotamouseok]

"beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepb­eepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbee­pbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep- yeah, i'm gonna go crazy doing that"

[TinShadowcat]

5:33 I love how that houndeye does a somersault and lands on its face.

[GeneralNobody]

I think it's hilarious how those 2 guys in an earlier episode were surrounded by lasers and turrets and one one them says "Do you know who ate all of the donuts?"

Same here. Blah blah blah opposite end of the base, do you know how ate all of the donuts?

[Azazel91]

You sure talk a lot.

[EddieOJ168]

111 people are Mexican jumping beans

[BubblesTheMushroom]

So much for those 2 wishes!