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  • *GASP* Seinfeld said ass!

  • @zombiecarrot watch the documentary comedian, or the seinfeld extras, he curses more than you would ever imagine.

  • Oh god I love this guy

  • What's the song at the start and end? Anyone know?

  • he still has it!

  • Jerry Jerry Jerry.

  • the "say hello for me" joke was originally a George Carlin bit.

  • @TheCroatiaKid EVERYTHING was originally a george carlin bit :D but you shouldn`t try to copyright jokes, you would kil comedy :)

  • I love his comedy routine. I hope they have a real cast reunion for Seinfeld not on Curb Your Enthusiasm. And some of ya'll don't have to the F-word every time your barely frustrated or when don't agree with someone. There other people who on youtube that feel the same way.

  • @AJAGrimm7 AGREE with you totally. I was thinking of starting a campaign to stop the F-Word and maybe other swears on Youtube. It's really so irritating when people say WTF to everything just cause they are so stupid and can't understand anything. Let's band together and cut the F-Word out of Youtube...

  • This guy is a legend

  • "Cancelled show" Hilarious!!!

  • talking about Kind and regards, Carlin already did it.

  • "Happy Birthday, MoFo". Wow, that's the closest you'll see to Seinfeld swearing during a stand-up!

  • @harish1105 You obviously didn't listen to his HBO special, I'm Telling You for the Last Time all the way through.

  • You're trying to use college words. It didn't work.

  • The subtly of his jokes seem so off stroke its amazing. i highly doubt me analyzing his jokes was part of his preparation. I look at it as some things being meticulous and to cumbersome to remember or even react to as there happening. Something so off the radar of your attention even if it happens daily. When someone has a different outlook view etc. what is perceived as cumbersome or meticulous could be very different. interesting to hear others perceptions especially when comical.

  • @tcpwrap Subtly? Idiot.

  • @SoCalDualSport unfortunately, the comment it's self didn't get absorbed. I apologize if i included a word not carrying the same definition as the intended word. Simple mistake and often made i might add. I can understand one wanting to correct the mistake, more so when feeling a bit defensive. I have never claimed to be talented in grammatically correct speech, more so the ability to properly translate my perception into text. Forgive the mistake and include your thoughts, if any, on my comment

  • @tcpwrap Nothing

  • @tcpwrap Whoa somebody learned to use a thesaurus. Too bad you can't spell too right!

  • @Trouter92 In any language, there are various words with similar definitions. Most do not match up perfectly in every context. The difference between a person who continues to use the same word and stretch its definition into any context and me, understanding there is a difference. I didn't use a thesaurus nor do i claim to be a grammar professional. When you realize the ability to convey your opinion without sarcasm, you will see the benefit of a vocabulary containing more then whoa.

  • @tcpwrap- I don't know what stupid bullshit you're all arguing about over youtube, but yeah man your writing makes no sense.

  • @tcpwrap I'll write it in an easily understandable way. You can use words, with similar meanings, these words might not actually hold that same similarity in every context. That is why they are similar and not the same. If you choose to use the same diluted word in every context, then you lack any impact with your speech. That is the basis of a blanket word. Spice up your vocab does not require a thesaurus on hand, requires understanding of what you want presented and choosing words for context.

  • @tcpwrap Agreed, although you just replied to yourself!

  • Sienfield just shat on Jared from Subway

  • thats gold jerry, GOLD!!!

  • I could stay and listen to this guy and his hilarious stories all day long:)

  • how is this funny -_-

  • @MrBigpopo its one of those types of humor that you either love or hate...personally i LOVE this f-ing guy!

  • I miss stuffed crust.

  • The best comedians I swear always end with going back to the very first joke.

  • "... in fact, give my regards to your balls, cause you really got a pair!" LMAO. Seinfeld is still hilarious.

  • If I could be even close to how awesome he is, my life would be complete. So unique and funny, yet a white version of Bill Cosbey. I love Jerry!

    "I'll tell you what I've been doing, nothin' ". He's a genius!

  • Imagine the pounds one wants to loose as ground beef,can exercises alone burn this much fat ?

  • God i love this guy, he is a genius!

  • Stop clapping halfway through the joke, idiots from the past

  • @thatwasfintanstack They're still probably idiots.

  • ... of all the things to complain about. It's sad that Jerry himself, the guy you're "standing up" for, would probably think you're comment is retarded.

  • This is one of my favorite of his stand up buts! This and the one with the pop tarts and iPhone bit.

  • This crowd of idiots is really fucking with his flow

  • @goldeneye908 His stand up crowds are always like that, because unlike most comedians, he has a bunch of punchlines, not just one at the end of a minute long story lol.

  • @rockettransam911 this^, use fucking common sense if you know whats funny you should know else your not funny and should stfu

  • @TheMrsir91 That sentence made absolutely no sense what-so-ever.

  • @goldeneye908 hes a seasoned professional with a lifetime of experience in comedy... i think he's used to clapping mid-joke... :/ doesnt mess with his flow AT ALL

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  • @goldeneye908 A prime Jerry controlled his audience, not vice versa. A good comedian never blames the audience. That's just rust.

  • jerry, you are the funniest man alive. i get your humor. i love your humor. i live your humor. the thought of you makes me smile. the sight and sound of you makes me laugh. it works for me.

  • the one stand up that's actually funny from Seinfeld and nobody finds it funny?...hm

  • Letterman's comment at the start made me laugh, but I was bored for the rest of it. Didn't laugh once. He really isn't that funny without Larry David there to bounce ideas off of.

  • carlin rip off 1986

  • Still the best ever!!

  • hes like a guy we have ovr here peter kay, never really swears ever and is the funniest man alive .. cheek him out if ya never seen hi b4

  • @bigsinger1981 Wow, you are so right, all the other comedians swear and tells racist jokes for laighs but jerry does not, never occured to me before........hmmm...

  • Genius. He's the greatest. Hasn't lost a step. His timing is perfect!

  • Genius. He's the greatest.

  • what song does he come out too?

  • @fisher32495 Move on up- Curtis Mayfield.

  • he should have a show

  • ok I'l tell u what's driving me crazy. Those boring vloggers their videos reach 300k and 400k so easily and this funny dude gets only 200k!!! PPl need to grow the fuck up!

  • he's so verbal savvy and slick. a real modern master of comedy.

  • Say hello for me!

  • i tell you what i do. Nothing.

    yeah i know what you thinking, that sounds pretty good.

    you thinking "i might like do nothing myself"

    well i'll tell you something. Doing nothing isnt as easy at its looks.

    you have to be careful.

    because the idea of doing anything,

    which could easely lead to doing something - that would cut in to your nothing.

    and that would force me have to drop everything.

  • Got to be the best stand up ever(after Gervais!)

  • the reality is if the audience didnt clap for 1 minute per weak gag, there is no fucking way any of the late night comedy shows would make it to 20 minutes of material, let alone a full hour.

  • yeah the audience ruins the timing of good jokes of comedians on this show.

  • I can see how someone would not want to perform stand up when every sentence gets a minute long applause break.

  • 3:33 = "You've gotta come see the baby!"

  • damn good life...doing nothing and getting paid for it

  • wow, the audience claps every joke. so fucking annoying let him do his thing

  • que buena noticia

  • fukin jew

  • If I had two more hands I'd give this four thumbs up!

  • i love his voice!!!!!!!!!!!

  • perfect ending. that is a true comedian, it ended like an episode of Seinfeld with everything coming together.

  • @nickmordo

    Why does every great comedian mock him? He blows. There's a reason he used a laugh track on his show. Because laugh track sitcoms attract the stupidest people in the world.

  • @Grungadin People mock his voice, and name one other comedian whose TV show was as huge when he/she became an actor. Exactly. Haters gonna hate, and if other comedians hate him why is he doing a comedy special with Ricky Gervais, Chris Rock and Louis C.K.? And most Seinfeld episode had a live studio audienec; Everybody Loves Raymond used a laugh track every episode. Nice try, though.

  • @Grungadin he didn't use a laugh track you idiot. the laughing was the audience.... dumb fuck

  • no baby could replace jerry seinfeld! whats he talking about?

  • is there any place on youtube where you can see new Jerry Seinfeld material, like from within the last years? Everything I see on youtube is mostly from the "I'm telling you for the last time:" and Letterman, Leno, etc. But nothing new. Is there any new material? anybody?

  • my dream is to have a lunch in a cafe with mr. seinfeld

  • I wonder what Kramer (Michael Richards) is doing now???

    Haven't heard to much from him since 06. Not much of a career to throw away anyway. No shows no movies. Seinfeld that's it!!!

  • @rdsanchez1966 michael richards has been in plenty of things. e.g. airheads, the michael richards show, so i married an axe murderer, curb your enthusiasum, etc.  they're small parts but that's all he wanted i'm sure. he was so type-cast after seinfeld he didn't want to play a hundred different kramer's for the rest of his life.

  • @dw061787 In the night sky there are all different sorts of stars. Some shooting stars that are here today and gone tomorrow. Some long shining stars that others use to navigate by. Some bright, some not so bright, some who burned out but we still see their residual light. Same for Hollywood stars.

    None the less one has to assume that anything you do or say will someday appear on Youtube with so many motion picture phones out there.

  • Now i hate Babys

    Verry funny

  • forgett jerry, Jarred is awsome!!

  • Did he just say mo fo? Thumbs up for Jerry Seinfeld

  • i love sarcasm!!! hahaha hilarous!

  • Omg it's awesome!

  • i found this hilarious. maybe its just his kind of humour that tickles me, cos i see a lot of negative comments round here. I also dont think many people understand how difficult standup can be when you remove racial insults, swearing, sex jokes, blah blah blah. think of your favourite comedian. doesnt matter whether its chris rock, robin williams, eddie murphy, whoever. to be this funny and say nothing more explicit than "ass" is really quite a feat.

  • @dinabio1 Brian Regan, Stephen Wright, Jim Gaffingam.. should I keep on going? :))) peace man, i feel what you mean

  • How 'bout NO!

  • He definitely got a little more cynical and uses a little rougher language, but just as funny.

  • Wow look at his hair...

    HE IS OLD!!

  • umm.... not that funny :/

  • Is it just me, or is there anyone else out there who agrees:

    Seinfied is neither puny, or funny? --- please comment. --- Be nice.

  • @andy18401 He grows on you...you have to respect him to really get him. And the best way to do that is to watch the show. I didn't like it at first either...at first.

  • @andy18401 naw, you're just really stupid

  • Happy birthday to you, mofo

  • Didn't smile, didn't laugh once. Some things never change.

  • impeccable timing.

  • I don't mean to be "like that", but I love Seinfeld... :-)

  • Class Act, one of the best if not THE BEST comedian!!

  • Defiantly a comedic genius

  • Why can't it be called, "Bad-cow" disease or Sad-Cow" disease?

  • i dont like this crowd. so.. fake

  • Well, he used to be funny.

  • The clapping is annoying to me and Seinfeld.

  • Give my regards to your balls...

  • pretttyyyyy, prettyyyyyyy.... prettyy good

  • Jared will probably drop dead in the ING marathon

  • It would be really cool to see a Seinfeld Reunion 2012 !!!

  • "happy birthday to you mofo".......nephew said this to me the other day......he's 3 course he bad as hell.....

  • you guys are stupid. he was giving jerry a hard time about the end of his show. it was a joke, lighten up

  • Does anybody know the name of the music they play when he comes on the stage ?

  • @tpi2007 It's 'Move on up' by Curtis Mayfield. :o)

  • @viveladecadence Many thanks!

  • seinfeld was never cancelled, jerry was too tired to make anymore, he dicided it was done. (actually he wanted to end it after season 8, season 9 was a gift to the fans)

    thanks jerry

  • Hello from Dave!

  • George Carlin did a whole bit on "giving your best" years ago. Way funnier too.

  • Did i just hear Jerry Seinfeld say mofo?

  • @ANNABECKDK oh yes he did

  • Jerry, Im making kick ass comments here - where are you???

  • i know he wasnt cancelled!! it was a joke ! you people are torturing me!!!

    Whats the deal with all you people??? Who AREEE these people???

  • @TheDantan194 WHO. ARE. THESE. PEOPLE!?!?!?

  • @TheDantan194 More like, what's the DEAAAAL with these people?

  • Jerry I do not like your neglecting attitude. I am putting you under a spell until you do what's right. The mommy spell.

  • you're the best! God bless you Jerry!

  • i was waiting on the Seinfeld theme song to come out during the stand up. =(

  • They don't bleep ''mofo''? They bleeped the F in OMFG once, for fuck's sake.

  • There a secret to being funny?

  • good set, Jerry!

  • He is the man!!!!, the best of all time, I really miss his show, I think he must make a comeback season and thats it, just one , c´mon Jerry...

  • I'm normally a big fan but that was not his best piece of stand up.

  • cancelled!? with 75 million viewers larry?? the greatest show of all time, cancelled? lololol

  • Seinfeld didn't get cancelled, they offered jerry 5 million an episode to go for 1 more season but he turned it down. go watch the video "seinfeld rips larry king"

  • Seinfeld was not canceled, they just stopped making it

  • @ortzinator Seinfeld chose to quit, they offered him 2M per episode and he turned it down.

  • @Chareb94 that's what i meant

  • @Chareb94 guess he wanted to end it at the height instead of on a downward spiral, or he was already so rich he didnt need any more.

  • @chrisman714368 It's actually funny...The cast of Friends demanded 1M per episode

    each to continue, so NBC canceled it :) NBC ofference Seinfeld double that to stay and

    he turned em down...That's cool! There is a damn Seinfeld episode for EVERYTHING in

    life!!

  • @Chareb94

    That's not true about friends. They GOT $1 million per episode each. Charlie Sheen makes $2 million per episode of two and a half men. The actors and actresses of friends decided not to continue same as Jerry did.

  • @supercrazy No they didn't.

  • @Chareb94

    Research it.

  • @supercrazy No need, if you had a leg to stand on you would've quoted :) Duh?

  • @Chareb94

    ditto.

  • @ortzinator it was in response to Seinfelds rant on Larry King when Larry King wanted to confirm if it was cancelled or not. I don't think he was serious tho cuz he's always an ass when he goes on Larry King

  • @ortzinator LOL YEA

  • @ortzinator letterman was joking with him after that larry king interview that got him mad.

  • @ortzinator Jerry Seinfeld canceled NBC.. legend

  • @kenny10penny ...ary

  • @ortzinator actually Jerry didn't want to do it anymore....the network offered him like 5 million an episode to continue but he declined.

  • @ortzinator I guess that was the joke

  • @ortzinator lol sarcasm fail.

  • always the same hair style

  • He ended his tv show about nothing and then starts his comeback tour with a joke about nothing this guy is too clever.

  • gota love seinfeld man what a legend !!!!!

  • Martin and Eddie Murphy is way better than this guy.

  • @Soo35cool martin?

  • @Soo35cool martin? steve martin ?

  • @smurfarooney2003 Martin Lawrence

  • He didn't return to comedy here, he kept doing stand up after Seinfeld

  • Funny stuff!

    But this doesn`t explain why he "returned"

    to my computer...

    Check out my latest video!

  • ear rape!

    

  • I'm so gonna quote this next time someone asks me to say hello to somebody from themselves.

  • why do americans think everything is funny and that life is a joke

  • @cameron4235 because everything is funny and life is a joke

  • @cameron4235 Im canadian and I think everything is funny.

  • @cameron4235 because they love to suck arab dick

  • @cameron4235 because of people like you on the internet, seriously though, take a chill pill

  • @cameron4235 Because it is a joke. Why so serious?

  • Mixtape About Nothing - WALE

  • Jerry thanks for some clean intelligent comedy without cursing, racial slurs, or bigotry of any kind that makes us think

  • it is rough

  • Successful Jew is Successful.

  • @RabidPosumisGod your sentence wasn't grammatically correct. You see, you should have wrote, "The Jew is Successful." Your comment, "Successful Jew is Successful," makes no sense.