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uhhhhhhh am i the only one here who is completely horrified and bewildered by this? looks like it would snap your dick accidentally, and i seem to have a hard time being aroused by space invaders. i can't really think of any other game it could be used for, either. how the hell would you play metal gear if the only options you had were left, right, and pump? and the game ends when orgasm is achieved? how does the game know when you came?
@Deadboy99 There is the Rez vibrator pack thing that came out for the Dreamcast and (I think, not sure) the PS2. Although that wasn't really even intended for that kind of purpose. Or was it?
It needs another strap for your nuts so that if you were playing a game that required shoulder buttons on the gamepad (you know like L & R) you could just play with your balls using your free hand. Left nut = L, Right nut = R.
I wish they made one compatible with the Super NES. Your dick could be the D-Pad and different strokes and differently applied pressure on key parts of one's shaft could emulate the buttons .
I would buy that one, since my girlfriend loves Donkey Kong Country and StarFox.
.......wow....o.o this is really sad. Especially since its on atari instead of a modern system where pressure and everything would allow you to play halo...I know! get a second dick and double jerk on modern systems XD
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no if you use this you CAN NEVER BE A WINNER IN LIFE so keep on playing games and with yourself till you get so good at it, to make it enougth for a life time, no girlfriend would find this nice, cute, or even normal
Maybe, realy maybe: I may be in the "right mood" when playing games with chicks like Lara Croft but otherwise this will never work with me while playing COD4 or Lock On
HELL YEEEAAH!!! GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THOSE! So I can have more fun and POWERA~~! I hope they remake this for the Wii version come on Nintendo.. Gotta make some Rated A games for us adults for fun! don't you agree everyone?!
just, LOL :)
josypit1 1 month ago
Great video? Or Greatest video?
BrianJLeong 3 months ago
Where can I buy this??? It doesn't seem real 2 mii!!
GrapingHell 5 months ago
to do list: circumcise---->get the world record
JackZeroZ 6 months ago
Officially on my wishlist.
LeTravino 6 months ago
Unfortunately using this device will make you even a bigger loser in life.
iLoveEatingPie 6 months ago
FAAAAAKEEE! NO ONE MASTURBATES WITH THE LEFT HAND!!
hauzOfLeprechaun 6 months ago 9
"Gameplay continues until sexual orgarsm is achieved. Now even if you lose in the game, you can still be a winner in life."
lmao :DDDDD
mayaramah92 6 months ago
i can see this all play out
mother-jonny what are you doing
jonny- im trying to get to the next level*fapfapfapfap*
poestal2011 6 months ago
this is very disturbing
alfred9787 6 months ago 2
"Now even if you lose in the game, you can still be a winner in real life"
No, you can not. Not if you try to masturbate and play video games at the same time.
holycrapapie 6 months ago
jajajajajaa... ta bueno....
juliogoz 8 months ago
lol atari gaming is such a turn on :D
sharosaurus 1 year ago
My caterpillar shoots other caterpillars
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perplexfraction 1 year ago
I'll take 20
DeadlyDilemma 1 year ago 4
....well!
Mettic02 1 year ago
you should have used a bigger joystick.
Borin81 1 year ago
Soon, as an another accessory for Nintendo Wii
DoritosBR 1 year ago
uhhhhhhh am i the only one here who is completely horrified and bewildered by this? looks like it would snap your dick accidentally, and i seem to have a hard time being aroused by space invaders. i can't really think of any other game it could be used for, either. how the hell would you play metal gear if the only options you had were left, right, and pump? and the game ends when orgasm is achieved? how does the game know when you came?
KotoRyu 1 year ago
@KotoRyu all those questions can be easily answered if you actually THINK about them for, oh, more than 3 seconds.
Arcterion 1 year ago
@Arcterion no they aren't, fag
KotoRyu 1 year ago
@KotoRyu Then you are a simpleminded imbecile.
Also, homophobe.
Arcterion 1 year ago
@Arcterion you lack sufficient evidence to come to that conclusion, fag
KotoRyu 1 year ago
Only a sick-fuck faps on a videogame
Chemazan 1 year ago
Now even if you win in the game, you can still be a loser in life.
tiagoversuti 1 year ago 6
wow, i don't want to know how you play street fighter...lol
phillthegod 1 year ago 4
Is there a female version of this?
Deadboy99 1 year ago 4
@Deadboy99 There is the Rez vibrator pack thing that came out for the Dreamcast and (I think, not sure) the PS2. Although that wasn't really even intended for that kind of purpose. Or was it?
TheSightWaves 1 year ago
@Deadboy99 Actually that could be possible, just make rub up, right, rub down, left, rub to the left, up, rub to the right, down.
cary123 1 year ago
SCIENCE!
notxenon 1 year ago 4
CRAVINGS!!!
Lemanic89 2 years ago
It needs another strap for your nuts so that if you were playing a game that required shoulder buttons on the gamepad (you know like L & R) you could just play with your balls using your free hand. Left nut = L, Right nut = R.
isahn80 2 years ago 6
I ROFL'D at 0:33. Peeuuu Peeuuu Peeuuu!
philsense 2 years ago
If sony makes this for the PS3, the PS3 will win the console wars!
philsense 2 years ago 3
I wish they made one compatible with the Super NES. Your dick could be the D-Pad and different strokes and differently applied pressure on key parts of one's shaft could emulate the buttons .
I would buy that one, since my girlfriend loves Donkey Kong Country and StarFox.
BohemianBlasphemy 2 years ago 3
This invention desserve a nobel prize!
Germeka 2 years ago
i would master that
module64 2 years ago
Did anyone else see the reflection of a second person in the screen? Awkward...
sonicthemonkey 2 years ago 32
just a stalker/peeper, nothing to worry about.
Borin81 2 years ago
@sonicthemonkey cameramen
MrDevic 1 year ago
is there a two player option? :D
bachterman 2 years ago 3
What if you cum under the most stressful parts of the game? That is the only problem with this shit... besides that you only can play alone
TheCrabstick 2 years ago
How about playing Battletoads with that thing?
lewa123456 2 years ago
I never thought the day would come...*shudders*
o.o
yosoccerboy 2 years ago 2
This is fucking genius.
bbopthebeast 2 years ago 7
hahahahaha nice dude
8lackeye125 2 years ago 2
WTF
1xbabyface 2 years ago
I suddenly wish I had a penis....and an Atari o.o
bakazeldafreak 2 years ago 32
Hawt, if you want one i can give you one...
TriniDaddi 2 years ago 4
odam hell yes ;D
bakazeldafreak 2 years ago 3
you've got too much time (and other things) on your hands
L7world 2 years ago 3
you need a fucking life
srjadenkorr 2 years ago
WOW
RobLives4Love 2 years ago 2
LOL!
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tciyzx 2 years ago
.......wow....o.o this is really sad. Especially since its on atari instead of a modern system where pressure and everything would allow you to play halo...I know! get a second dick and double jerk on modern systems XD
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ipwnyouu 2 years ago
hilarious
Sturmvogel0840 2 years ago
I want a PC version.
plumbr37 2 years ago
I want this so bad, probably gunna end up building one. It's gunna be a bit of a challenge, but it should be worth it in the end.
Dovir 2 years ago
the perfect multi player game for you and you're friends!! i just wonder why anyone didn't build it before NOW?
muttemaster 2 years ago 2
Finally, a way for nerds to score...
plastique45 2 years ago 5
W
T
F
?
Lystesia 2 years ago
what the fuck is that o.ó
yassag0 2 years ago
it is called Dick, maybe you dont know what it is
ipwnyouu 2 years ago 6
DO WANT xD
that's hilarous :D
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upeqfy 2 years ago 2
Any highscores yet?
7degreez 2 years ago
hmmm now you can go jack off to custards revenge :D
ichbinstark 2 years ago
Where can I order one?
Hakkersson 2 years ago
I want one for the sake of wanting one. Even though im a girl XD
DreaChu 2 years ago
imagine how you could use it...Nintendo Wii can go get fucked
RollOn23 2 years ago 5
OMG
yaxxe18 2 years ago
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And for the women we present: Joypussy??
Omg, get a life..... and a real girlfriend!!!
SgtKokken 2 years ago
I ROFLED ;D
Hildoz2 2 years ago
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no if you use this you CAN NEVER BE A WINNER IN LIFE so keep on playing games and with yourself till you get so good at it, to make it enougth for a life time, no girlfriend would find this nice, cute, or even normal
LunitaMarisol 2 years ago
Maybe, realy maybe: I may be in the "right mood" when playing games with chicks like Lara Croft but otherwise this will never work with me while playing COD4 or Lock On
Ndriana 2 years ago
holy shit...... is that an atari 2600?!?
benc422 2 years ago
LOL!!! This will undeniably be available in porn shops at some point.
voltz15 2 years ago
Damn, why do I have to be a chick????
smoothorn123 2 years ago 7
HELL YEEEAAH!!! GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THOSE! So I can have more fun and POWERA~~! I hope they remake this for the Wii version come on Nintendo.. Gotta make some Rated A games for us adults for fun! don't you agree everyone?!
MEGAMAN64XXX 2 years ago
there was a dude in the background!
sammyr331 2 years ago
Yeah, a stalker. He was probably whacking off to the guy whacking off his Joydick :P
SensenetDK 2 years ago
ROFL
tskxnewb 2 years ago 2
make a version for pc using a "mouse" also..:-)
jonnylocktong 2 years ago
lol @ tissues
EmoHunting666 2 years ago
Lol got to get that shit
XxS14y3RxX 2 years ago
. . .
jensue12 2 years ago
How long before Nintendo catch on to this for the Wii...?
mousegonemad 2 years ago 7
I wish I had a dick.
JUST so I could buy this.
Holy cockles.
MandiandSophie 2 years ago 6
you COULD use it on your boyfriend though i don't think he would complain ;)
UltraNerdsOfTheWorld 2 years ago 4
Wrong in so many ways! xD
Moonchild1607 2 years ago
I will trade a PS3 for this shi***t,!!!!!!
bin10101 2 years ago 4
Holy shit! =D
Veivari27 2 years ago
WAAHAHAHAH!!! best thing I have seen in years!!!!
nehomar2005 2 years ago
dude!!!! watch out!, there's a man behind you while you masturbate!!!
marcocen7 2 years ago 8
I would win every time
Blay194714 2 years ago 4
Make a female version and I'll be impressed.
saintzenn 3 years ago 5
This is too fucking awesome to describe. XD
Diwil 3 years ago 2
The reflection from television :D
gombie 3 years ago
......... ...............
talatalalatalata 3 years ago
moving down might be a problem if you have a boner
ImSmarterThanYouBorg 3 years ago 2
please tell me its real, please tell me its real......
no1mumbler 3 years ago
it is
MastaRikta 2 years ago
WOWO~~~, TOO........
waterwb 3 years ago
dont hate, masturbate!
xH3LiiX 3 years ago 6
hay ke ser un pobre retrasado social para jugar esa wea de juego
Intelchile 3 years ago
THE GAME
NeoGioMira 3 years ago
Damnit, I just lost the game.
DjRadioIbles 2 years ago 4
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Zilk3r 3 years ago
lol wut
KrypticGuy666 3 years ago
there's a dude in the background
lol
InfinitiProject 3 years ago
Lol, ver 2.0 has vibration functions included.
whiteslash 3 years ago 3
Wat. The. Fuck?
krotoslol 3 years ago
My two favourite pastimes rolled into one. I bet somebody already made that joke.
weatherboxlisp 3 years ago 6
loooool
PunkyLemming 3 years ago
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Yeah you're a real winner in life if you use this.. :/ What the crap
DonLeone137 3 years ago
...why?
DarkNightRJ 3 years ago
where can i buy one ??
nobben85 3 years ago 6
Lol...
Cursarion 3 years ago
Do I need two hands to hold the joydick? cuz I use my other hand to hold the samich!
fahed79 3 years ago
Hahahaha!
danimal2888 3 years ago
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fahed79 3 years ago
haha
johnprice420 3 years ago
YES.
Aussie27Legend 3 years ago
Fucking brilliant!
MonickerL 3 years ago
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This is disgusting
intheshitter 3 years ago
So uh, how about that guy standing around behind the player. Visible through the TV's reflection. What's he up to?
Amiculi 3 years ago
it's in 2 player mode. Nothin' wrong with that..
Tripp393 3 years ago
yeah 2 players means mutual masturbation.lmao
NeoOne110 3 years ago
Cameraman.
Manji14 3 years ago
Cameraman? Maybe? For alternate camera angles?
...
...
I have no idea.
mstrswrd 3 years ago
hahahaha... where can i get one
Wtf20007 3 years ago
hahaha nice!
Loviekinz 3 years ago
that is the best goddamn idea i've ever heard.
hailloki 3 years ago 3
At last, a game my girl friend can play!
ruthlessx 3 years ago 6
Thats gonna be a quick game
mpd19666 3 years ago 7
Holy fuck! Thats hillarious.
highwayguy 3 years ago
wow. I'm... no-... wow.
unoriginallywitty 3 years ago
gonna buy that! now i can really get intimate with my C64! :P
Borin81 3 years ago
bwahahaha omg
DaXzOr 3 years ago
el futuro ha llegado. Premio Nobel ya! jajaj
jozz2 3 years ago
Wonder if it works with Stroker
qwaH 3 years ago
Dawm i need a Joy Stick.
makosharkman 3 years ago
Call me when I can use it as a Wii controller and then we'll talk.
Spectreman 3 years ago
feedback features... WTF!!!
kimosab3 3 years ago
Hmm, you can see there's someone in the reflection on the TV at the end. lul
dash1dash2 3 years ago
I want to see his face...
isaacwn 3 years ago
i'd play McKids lol.
no wait. i'd play mario party 1 where there's the games where you have to spin the stick as fast as you can lol.
cyclopz007 3 years ago 4
Wtf? I'm pretty sure rapidly spinning your boner would hurt
Gregd8888 3 years ago
question is, why does this guy have a dildo
StreatZy 3 years ago 8
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cechovirshininkas 3 years ago
....WHAT.
That's all I could say.
GoldenHeartNeko 3 years ago
DDR on heavy mode anyone?
CollegeJoe 3 years ago 3
i cant imagine playing contra on that. ouch
punisherevil 3 years ago 3
lmao
Gimmeabreakman 3 years ago
Wow, it's actually real, they show you how to make one at the website. Needless to say, do want.
Tripp393 3 years ago
DO WANT.
solidkingcobra 3 years ago
So fake. But funny.
TacoBellManager 3 years ago 2
Humor, please let this be humor.
newsriffs 3 years ago
LOL
Kelthx 3 years ago
Best ever
kuni45 3 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
JoeNostalgiaReturns 3 years ago
YES.
Godlance 3 years ago
Fuck yes.
darksagerk 3 years ago
maybe this is why people heard sex sounds on Xbox live?
macbook56 3 years ago
holy shit xD
bevylawd 3 years ago
...wow
NintendoFanGirl 3 years ago
I want to play Street Fighter with that.
FreezeCrackerFun 3 years ago 3
HADOKEN!!! *orgasm* XD
kuro123 3 years ago 2
LMAo
gthotie5 3 years ago
The creepy guy watching in the background in the reflection is weirding me out!
shiftlessxl 3 years ago
He's not watching, he's playing.
Rey3127 3 years ago
Sweet.
THISNAMEISSWEET 3 years ago
Hm... best invention ever?
Aerach89 3 years ago 3
Finally I don't have to decide whether I want to jack off or play video games! Thanks Joydick!
tropdars 3 years ago 8