The Survival Coffin - France

[deuceheavyweaponzloc]

wow he must be a old timer lol if its for survival at least make it bigger so you can have room if you do wake up lol all this stuff he saying you can do lol u probably cant event move you arms when its closed

[sheairs]

This invention only needs some Premature Burial Mints to make it perfect. Google it.  ;-)

[MsDrummermike]

,Opens up loads of possibilities, OK, in my Coffin, id like a plasma HD TV, mounted,

Then Id like a full case of Whisky, My CD collection with CD player 100 fags and lighter (one that works) , Id like a toliet in the normal place not in my cofffin a ladder to get in and out of my grave, just in case I need somthing from the local shops, Kettle, loads of coffee and three meals a day, Ho- not to forget my skeleton-key, for my safe.

[Lisha616]

This guy doesn't take into consideration that when people bury you, you're DEAD.

And even if you do somehow "Come back" you're not just going to spend your life living in a box. Where's his shovel? And one bottle of water isn't going to last you. Gramp's need's to pack himself some toothpaste too.

[TVrawks301]

Very interesting! Now: how the crap do you get out of it & back above ground?!

[tandis97]

who would even get in a coffin and say dig me down lolololololololo

[REPOTAG]

It is not even a legal requirement even in the USA to embalm as far as I know- its a scam because most familys think they legally have to embalm but the going rate for freezing prior to funeral is $20 dollars a day.

I agree with what someone else said: cremate him- or if he says he plans on digging his way out then bury his azz upside down LOL.

[GuruOmega]

psycho... who want to live in a coffin :/

[semiLivedj]

i think they should tell him their going to cremate him and see if he downsize's it to fit a urn.

[Tenonem]

LOL?

[xJenxBabyx]

Toilet paper,

Now thats disgusting.

So you plan to do a shit. + what happens after that?

Good invention but doesnt seem right.

[StealthGoblin1]

@xJenxBabyx Should have installed a bidet.

[javialpalo]

hey loco! i came up with this idea years ago! return my idea you old man , or i ll bury you alive. si vu plie.

[emmelawrence]

I admire his dedication to his invention... but doesn't he know that we can tell when people are dead with modern technology... sounds like somebody just wasted 20 years...

[UntoldSecrets1]

this is stupid. he is gnna die of no food or water...

[EOINC8]

yes but who would buy things like that and the camrea would crush most of the coffin would crush

[ladyspy84]

Hey instead of "Jail Cells" and such how about we put our rapers, molesters, murderers, etc etc. to me that seems much more suiting for a criminal of these kinds.

if I was a criminal this would sound much much worse to me than a nice lil jail cell and ppl to see and good food to eat, and pick a job. and watch TV etc etc...OH yeah that really sounds horrible 0_o

maybe one of these would help muahahaha

[REPOTAG]

bury them alive and let the victims familys watch them on camera LOL- oh, don't give the TP either.

[Harvey030547]

with a clotted cream accent

[Harvey030547]

nutter

[joergroeber]

The coffin supplies nearly everything, but I miss the main stuff: oxygen :-( 6 feet under, the coma patient will survive for minutes, then rest in peace for eternity.

[DONSUGE13]

this guy is out of his fucking mind

[ClamLuvr]

That would make a cool minimalist apartment.