Kids Say the Damnedest Things

[gracei98pettyfer]

@brunetediamondz14 he is FAT so what? that sorry excuse for a child ABUSES his mother NOT the other way around... your eyes probably have -110 vision if you can't see what everyone else is seeing

[MzBoohBah1]

He Actin Likee Herr Daddy!

[The808gamerk]

I would slap the fat right out of that little fucking cunt

[crag1957]

sell the fat tub to a zoo

[Oscar847]

He share himself

[Oscar847]

ahah i remember watching this as a kid

[DrkJay777]

@spicenew lol

[DrkJay777]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­HHHH!!!!!!!!! THAT KID NEEDS MY MUTHA'S DARK SIDE!!!

[nawfsiide]

he need his ass whooped

[Ramenlver]

I'd kick him out of the house for a few days and see how long it takes for him to be crawling up to the door begging to come back. Have to show kids like that the REAL world, then you'll get the respect.

[spicenew]

this kid needs some medicine. In my family its called an ass whoopin. usually done by a belt.

[brunetediamondz14]

Thts rude to call him fatty in your discription. He's abused and ur calling him fatty? You know. Put ur ass in his situation and see how it feel to be called fat.

[cyrusjzsocool]

@brunetediamondz14 i hope your being sarcastic

[supermanguyis]

this kid is about my age now so it wouldn't be illegal to beat the living piss and shit out of him now would it?

[Lidtoo1]

i know the cure for that kid..... a good ass whooping

[Dynamisoflife]

They are both to be wronged. The child should have heeded his mother's warning to quit, but the mother should not have aggressively and forcefully gestured for him to cease his actions. Parents should be PEACEFUL, PATIENT heads of the family not FORCE ORIENTED, IMPATIENT dictatorships.

[bzipyy2212]

hAHA if he had my dad and he slaped my mom and or said shut up to her he would get his but beat so bad he wouldnt sit for a month not abuse punishment

[TheColby413]

Warm up the pimp hand

[minniv268]

real life cartman

[DOPEKR3W801]

WHITE PEOPLE and children hahaha its fucking hilarious

[cavalierfan2008]

I remember the first time I threw a punch at my dad... OH I GOT DESTROYED!

[wippymike]

I was I could meet this kid and beat him up, cause that's what he deserves!

[heyitsart]

I’m not condoning violence, but this mom seems like a manipulative bitch. When a child is this badly behaved, it’s most likely the product of bad parenting. I personally feel that she knew how to coax this “performance” from her emotionally high strung, pink shirt wearing, fat kid.

[bigsacashi]

what a fat little faggot.

[jazjaz130]

I want to hurt him. Like, right now.

[lizard81288]

South Park...Rage issues....He must have a small penis..

:D

[chriztafa]

"We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self

esteem." - by Billy Graham

This is the problem we face in our western societies today

[kickhimhardlah]

1:58 is when he dies if he is my kid

[AirsoftFilipinoStyle]

This kid doesn't know what he's doing. Time to knock some sense into him.

Whatever happened to Honour Thine Mother and Father?!

[xAhoshix]

i love how kids love to pretend they didnt really hit them

[TheAVAMythBusters]

Oh my god, i will beat the shit out of this kid....

[Lateontios]

who slaps their mother in the face on TV

kid's stupid

[LifeUpInTheSky]

Waaaay... He's got way too much estrogen that boy

[ThisCityMustFall]

A True Future Sadist...

[Nathanpenn618]

kids a pussyyyy

[nagihaga]

im a kid and id kill this kid before i hit my rat dog

[NerdyArtGirl]

LMFAO for real...lol I wish he had my mom hahaha. He'd be hiding in the closet , trembling. Even as a 24 year old, I can't tell my mom "shut up".

[toyota295]

kick his faggot ass

[joshyman12312]

if he was my kid...hed be dead

[icedfirion]

I hate this woman, shes violent while on a television show so to see what she might do behind scenes its cruelty. This mom pushed her child to the edge and now the child is persecuted for it?

[heyitsthekid]

@icedfirion you watch the full thing? this kid lied they caught him and he fessed up. Some kids are beaten close to death and never, NEVER get a word out. she agreed to be on this show knowing what this kid would say and you honestly believe him? ill let him live a fraction of my childhood and he'll see how easy he got it. oh and before you start commenting about my childhood, i was homeless and my daddy delt crack.

[sayidiy]

@heyitsthekid lol awwe /watch?v=DksSPZTZES0

[heyitsthekid]

@sayidiy thanks its nice to know you'll go so far as to send me a video. it truelly amazes me how people react to one another these days, just goes to show how ignorant and disrespectful we are.

[ihatejewsandracists]

@heyitsthekid Nobody wants to hear your story on YouTube... It's hard to feel pitty with a brief background and saying "if only he was in my shoes" So just stick to giving and opinion =P

[heyitsthekid]

@ihatejewsandracists yea i know what you mean thats why i, at first, hesitated to post it. if you read it carefully my comment was not a plee for attention but more of a sarcastic tone at the end. but hey people have their opnions so thank you for yours

[ihatejewsandracists]

I say make em fight 1 on 1...

[nikaelajohnson]

m,he goin get the tarter smacked out his teeth.And I'd be DAMNED if my Roman put his hand on me.

[nikaelajohnson]

That mom is a punk.If he tried slappen a black mo

[PrimeConsciousness]

LMAO! I totally shit my pants laughing when he bitch slapped his mom on national TV. What a Cartman. It's like South Park is a cartoon documentary of modern America...

[PrimeConsciousness]

It's my body and I'll do what I want! LoL. Reminds me of that South Park episode...

[Jackalofdeath]

pester a child until they lash out

put them on national tv so you can get your 15 second of fame

wow what a surprise, you corner your child and it lashed out, wow call the press, we got a huge story on our hands.

[RANGERZ223CENTRAL]

Hey 60ftt or watever shut up that kid is a dumb ass dramatized little bitch who thinks he's never wrong cuz whatever he says is allwaayyysss rite BUT IT'S NOT HE JUST NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUK UP AND GO BACK TO STUFFIN POTATO CHIPS UP HIS FACE HOLE

[ionrookie1]

20 minutes!!! ??? he should be on I survived!!! :S

[60fft]

that kid got balls

smart kid

we should treat others the way we like to be treated.

so mom shut up and treat ur kid nicely OK!

he is a good kid and he just wanna be treated fairly and that;s it.

[DylanTheVillyn]

@60fft

That kid doesn't have a bad parent he has a case of "Future wife beater syndrome" sometimes it really isn't the parent, if you watch the other vids on this episode of Dr. Phil, the kid says "I HATE YOU!" and even claims to have been abused by his mother, that's right the squeamish woman who won't take a stand. Tell me that's the parents fault, bullshit, that's just a vindictive mind at work.

[60fft]

@DylanTheVillyn man wat r u saying

i think u saying shit

nothing makes any fucking sense what in earth is Future wife beater syndrome.

[rtrs04]

How the hell does he make the sound effect everytime he swings his arm?

[flamer41]

@rtrs04 LOL THATS WHAT I WAS GANNA SAY!

[slingdang]

that mother does seem like a real bitch

[TheKillerbeeyo]

She appears to be strict disciplinarian but c'mon Cartman you can't make a good case when you're slapping the shit out of people on national television. Cartoon Cartman is better at telling lies then this fatty.

[DecemberPeach]

"It left a mark..... for about twenty minutes" LOL. Not a good alabi kid.

I agree, he's lying through those lovely little wicked teeth of his. If I was his mom...

....

[PaxtonFat]

LOL sound effects



[Schrodt712002]

This kid is prolly either sitting in a group home, or in juvy right about now

[TheKhanification]

@spunkloaf for this comment get off youtube right now or shut up

[mrjazz747]

That little snot nose is lying through his teeth about the volume driving him crazy. When you're on a plane you're given headsets to listen to music, and no matter how high you turn the volume up the person next to you cannot hear it, so that stupid brat was lying for to get attention. If he slapped me I would have knocked his a** off that chair and then some.

[iDeniseTV]

This video makes me support abortion

[AresCassell]

What a sweet little child

[kkk8799]

if i only point my finger at my mom she would beat me

this kid is messed up

[FDAdenied]

Seriously, I'm so glad I got raised with the discipline I got. The worst thing I could ever hear, even after mom had her turn was "You wait 'till your father gets home"

[gibsonlespaul2]

@predator666ism *Thumbs up* I stand Corrected!

[gibsonlespaul2]

That's where you whip out the belt and whip the shit outta his fat ass.

[jacobscamell]

You have to be so weak to parent like this. My mum was similar to this, but we never hit or slapped eachother so it was manageable. I think families can have mutual respect rather than the parent totally dominating over the kid, such a relationship creates air headed morons.

[RandomCrap96]

Okay, first off that kid is a tard. Second, he's a fattymajig.

[MONTYNESSFUL]

after he slaps her.... he knows shits goin down

[haloclipz]

first of all let me say the comment below me is wierd lol. but yeah if anyone knows him can u please let me beattm up

[gators11000]

i like it when hes about to cry and how he sits... straddling the chair ever so gently with his fat body!

but yeah id for sure destroy this kid with my fists and mind!

[brian7044]

this kid gonna be a pimp one day aint taking shit from no woman

[brian7044]

ill punch him in his chess and make him stop breathing

[johnnylovesfootball]

where's the dad?

[59567750]

@WoogityBoogity263 no way, Cartman is cool xD

[MrTubalum]

If that was my child i would give him up for adoption to a foreign country... china sounds good.

[shetlandponytje]

if i was you're mother i just give you a verry slat back ! you are a idiot !

[DontScatter]

if this kid was my brother, he would be hanging from the ceiling with an extension cord around his neck

[randomblork1919]

That kid needs a good beating.... :P

[randomblork1919]

@randomblork1919 A REAL good beating.....

[cynicalrealist1]

That kid is going to get his dick wenched off in prison after he beats his first girlfriend.

[HustlinGangsta]

damnedest?

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[shyislandgurl101]

OH NO HE DID'NT haha. Hes gonna get it when the cameras off haha.

[teewoods]

Nothing new most white kids do this! Oh and white men have been known to rape their daughters, so this is nothing shocking! ITS THE WAY OF THE WORLD

[heatherzhere]

holy f*** i would never dream of slapping my mom honestly id feel so bad

[rr7firefly1]

Stupid fat brat needs a thorough beating. How he gets away with his behavior defies logic.

[trickdyt]

I would've punched that little fuck in the throat.

[Sixx0809]

If I would have acted this way as a kid, my dad wuld have shot me in the foot!

[MiYaGibeats]

This kid lives in her house, he eats what she gives him, he cant even watch his own clothes, he wears the clothes she buys, yes you are in control you fat kid if you were in a Mexican family we would have corrected you with a hell of a whippin.

[TheMafiaguy22]

1:06 i control my body, THAT IS WHY YOUR FAT

[nadiabear12]

omfg hell no! omg if my kid was yelling at me like that...its all over i would hella slap my kid...that is REDICULOSE a child should NEVER raise their hand to an adult! that is terrible im suprised that kid didnt get arrested for assult!

[blaizethefootylegend]

lol kid thinks he can talk to people like that. Put him in the street see how long he lasts 

[kimberlymarie21990]

Little brat kids who put their hands on their own mothers... I'll be their ass myself! They DESERVE the belt!

[nezpercenathan]

My father used to carry a .38 Special, if I had acted like this kid, he would have raised his eyebrows, shot me, then went back to reading his newspaper or eating his dinner or whatever he was doing at the time.

[Luxicha13]

he deserved to slap her. IF anyone ever left a mark on my arm for 20 minutes i would do the same! that is unacceptable.

[TinySllim]

@Luxicha13 Are You Ficking Re-Tarded You Stupid Cunt???

If My Youngers Dne Tht Id Beat Thm Myself Tht Child Deserves To Get Mashed And You Do To You Fucking Retard Id Love For My Family To Treat Der Mum Like Tht Jheeeze

[TheLANC95]

@Luxicha13 Your more retarded then the fatass in the video. Well... almost.

[WolfReflectionz]

That< actually left a mark for about.... 20 minutes xD

[jhouse0970]

wow and this kid is going to one day be released into the world! great parenting MOM! true case of spare the rod spoil the child... good luck kid trying to find some other place to stay try the streets see how you like that shit you little shit!

[jhouse0970]

wow and this kid is going to one day be released into the world! great parenting MOM! true case of spare the rod spoil the child...

[rachelgracebaby]

damn.

my mom would've slapped me back 10x worse if i ever slapped her.

[Rflyon]

Lol he asks her a question, then slaps her when she responds? God this kid needs a beating.

[BloodPLusFan13]

IF HE WAS MY KID I WOULD BEAT HIM TO A PULP

[undergroundrap95991]

1:58 Bad parenting

[smellmyfartgas]

my dad woulda stomped me to the ground if i ever bitch slapped my mom.

[Dodge844]

Looks like someone needs a facerape...

[joetrouble069]

WTF??? 

[poptart159]

YOU ACTUALLY LEFT A MARK FOR ABOUT.......20...minutes

[pyrohydro123]

Hahahahahahhahahahahahhha fat kid

[tennischickypoo]

if i ever acted that way when i was little... i would get my ass kicked!

[torch1028]

This kid is pretty mature, I mean... He's so young but he's already learned that the best way to show a woman how you feel is with Physical force... to the face

[Luxicha13]

hahahahaha... i mean i see why he slapped her, she did leave a mark on his arm for 20 MINUTES... lol

[litledevel15]

@Luxicha13

that actually made me "lol" " for like 20 mins!"

[wazwaz25]

thumbs down to the spoiled kid

[DokoDoggy]

WHOA 20 MINUTES WOW!

[pcgarbage]

LOLSLAP !!! RIGHT IN THE FACE BITCH.

[angieteddybear]

o lord he needs to be spanked........real bad lol

[canzi98]

i would of beat my son if he slapped me

[rockergirl83]

"You're not the complete boss of me!" Oh my word, my mom would have brought down God himself on my ass if I said that. 

[dpman72]

That fat little bastard would be on a respirator if he had done that to my mom. Me, I would just drown the fat tub of shit. This is the result of liberal child rearing.

[Zooni2]

@dpman72 What makes you think these two are liberals. It's a case of missing the structure and discipline a father provides.

[30stm4life765]

did she seriously just say "Dude"?

[APDvader]

i need somewhere else to stay... all this lady does 4 me is give me a place 2 sleep, spoil me, and feed my fat ass. *snifle*

[Rachamacha]

He sounds frikin gay, and I'm not saying that because he hasn't gone through puberty...

[hacienda0910]

awwwww lets give the poor fat ass a doughnut

[LINDENSPADE]

*SMACK* LET Meh SPEak!

[FOBfan118]

id be dead if i treated my mom like that. im not shittin yea. id be buried in my backyard.

[Naomiiiish]

Oh my god

That was awful.......

[IMAFANCYMAN]

haha awesome.

[Arora13]

Fucking kids.

[GQOfficial]

that kids so hypocritical. like when his moms talking he keeps interrupting her and she does nothing. but when she interrupts him h has a fit. fat fuck

[FatalitysniperX]

"SMACK" ROFLPWNED hahaha

[AFKCPU]

the kid is so spoiled like he sais all this and a day later he will get a new fucking xbox shoes and a new pink shirt

[xXGEN3000KBMXx]

in my family you would have gotten the ass whipin of ur life!

[0bar0bar0]

just kill him already............. :0

[l0vErBoy737]

im sorry for the family who has to live with that little fat ass kid

[mymarleyisgone]

omg shoot the little fucker right now. i feel sorry for that poor mother

[BuckyKatt321]

she needs to taser that little bitch then cut off a finger

[aiswright]

thats imposible for and im 9 slaps his my friends mom broke a hanger and hit him he got cut bad

[dustingronemann101]

IT EVEN LEFT A MARK? FOR TWENTY MINUTES?!?!?! omg! that is brutal! haha

[rebawag]

Hes a wee shit !

[thecanuckmovielord]

Parents should be able to discipline their kids and if they can't do that, they should have their kids taken away.

[princeofallsaiyans11]

i really wanna beat the shit outta this piece of shit

[aTastyJenga]

OMG IF HE DID THAT TO ME I WOULDVE WENT PUMA ON HIS ASS XD

[toki197]

HIS FATHER AND MOTHER SHOULD BEAT SOME SENSE INTO THIS BRAT TRYING TO AKT LIKE A VIKTUM

[youkommentar]

you know what? the mother shouldn't hit him no matter what he did. if the mother can hit her child then so can the child hit his mother. that's just my opinion. also if he's a pain in the a.. doesn't give her the right to hit him. do anyone agree with me? i feel so bad for this child.

[toki197]

WTF LOOK AT THIS BRAT HE DESERVES PUNISHMENT @youkommentar

[bullsnake70]

@youkommentar I've got no sympathy for his squeaky-ass voice.

[TrueGamerX]

I'm going to go ahead and say the three words that about 99% of America feels when they see this kid slapping his mother...Late Term Abortion.

[IhateMEXILANA]

@TrueGamerX lol south park

[iAREprincess]

If i did that... i dont think i would be living today. That son needs to go to juvie and or have the crap beaten out of him!!!!! I would say he needs a little bit of both!

[clamp0576]

20 min my ass i'll kick that kids ass

[RakiePK]

kid is a baller

[BlondeSakana]

Hilarious. She deserved it.

[JasManii13]

@BlondeSakana Wat Doo U Mean Shee Deserved It ?? Noo Matter What The Case Is Thee Child Should Never EVER Hit The Parent Back At Such A Young Age . He Got No Home Training .. Smh ..

[DARKmirror70]

DUDE IF YOU WERE IN MY FAMILY (WE'RE ASIAN) WE'LL FUCKING CUT HIS TONGUE OUT OF HIS MOUTH lol....

[OneWingedAngelCloud7]

@DARKmirror70 Lol I agree... I'm also Asian. I would seriously just hit him really hard so he can learn his lesson.

[BrianEaZy]

@DARKmirror70 LOL he would turn into a BBQ PORK BUN sold right in CHINA TOWN LMAOOOOO

[DARKmirror70]

@BrianEaZy HELL YEAH ;D... new porkie workie :)

[Duvmasta]

@DARKmirror70 isn't that barbaric?

[DARKmirror70]

@Duvmasta HA YES.. YOU BEST KNOW THAT I WOULD CUT HIS DAMN BALLS OF IF HE BE ACTING UP

[torch1028]

@DARKmirror70

I'm white, I'd get beaten with one of my mother's motorcycle boots

[pyrohydro123]

@DARKmirror70 Fuck you sick asians.

[DarrenFlood1995]

Im glad Im a boy so when I become a father I can beat the shit out of my children if they disrespect me or my wife

[ace41r]

Watch Russel peters show where he talks about indian parents.

Father says to son "i will kill you and make another kid, then i will say the new one how stupid the old one was" these kids needs to be treated like that".

Search youtube for russel peters indian parent.

btw if i did this, i would not only be totalled but also kicked out of the house :D

Im from india and parents are extremely strict here (respect elders, discipline, study well).

[8059875]

@ace41r completely agree with you im also indian and my father has trashed me up quite a few times for good(being a bully to some girls at school) and silly (not studying) reasons.And i have to say some kids do need some ass kicking specially kids like this brat.If i slapped my mom i would not be in this world.And for those who say its the moms fault in this vid that is possible but not likely seeing how she behaved when he slapped her...he probly got it from his friends something.

[ace41r]

@8059875 Thank GOD our parents are Indian :)

[8059875]

@ace41r Amen to that.

[ruzzzler]

wow what a fucking pussy me and my friends trade punches that leave marks for sometimes days.