That Sucks: People

[Aerosmithrockr1]

Um yah that pizza better fucking run, but not to fast, that wouldn't be fair.

[doggehbark]

I fucking loooove jesse campbell! XD

[borami22]

eeeeew.... the poor tattoo guy... he must have had some juck private part jobs... eeeew!!!!

[tadshackles]

The last lady was HILARIOUS!

[Toxicdude12]

sucks box, sucks

[djghostonthewheels]

move that bus, heres your shoe, stop having kids,hahahaha,awesome

[roboptions]

Hahah. Very funny fat woman. But why would I eat the pizza and the donut when I can eat the fat woman. Her pussy probably tastes better than the pizza or the donut.

[southernboygonebad]

What sucks? Northerners suck. We'd be better off had the South won...

[sarahsue85]

i want just the josh sneed section... how do i get it?

[leonVKL]

okay let me check this suck box website...

[SharePaul]

a copple of fags youre guys dont know what is really sucks!

[suckamsears]

after 3:41.....BOOOOOOOOO

[seanyfarrell]

i wouldnt dought she would eat the pizza 2....

[meatspinner1989]

female stand up comedians suck.

[roboptions]

right on brotha. Not many female comedians that make it on their material and not their cute and being tolerated!

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions When I walked into my dorm room for the first time, I heard "Are you Anthony?" coming from someone with his back toward me storing things in the closet. "Close, I'm Bob." He dropped the box on the floor and walked over to me and introduced himself as Greg. "Fifty-fifty chance, figured I'd take a shot. It's nice to meet you."

[IfIonlyHaddaBrain]

@meatspinner1989 At least they're doing something. What's your contribution to society?

[spaceh0g]

\/ shut up bitch

[usaearthling]

What sucks? A fucking moron that continually refers to women as bitches.

[sikhflow]

true that lol

[roboptions]

What sucks? Is bitches hating their name!

[usaearthling]

and assholes that look like you. no wonder you call women bitches, you belong in a gay bar with your booty propped up, using your dick as a kick stand. moron loser.

[roboptions]

So now i have to be gay since i had the balls to call your bullshit. Your the asshole and you can't get to me by calling me names angry child. Grow up. Dumb bitch. bitch bitch bitch. Ah that bothers you the word bitch. bitch bitch bitch read it more get yourself pissed off by reading bitch.bitch hahaha bitch.

[tokyogirl002]

@roboptions yeah well... I call men pricks all the time :3

I mean prick is soooo not rude... It's just your name.

[roboptions]

@tokyogirl002 Prick is my name is that why after i fuck you in the ass you blew me and taste your own shit and now i'm supposed to be the prick for that shit breath.

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions Sounds Kinky! Gay motherfucker!

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions "I’m gonna blow too, man!" I screamed as I pressed my lips against Greg’s and shot the biggest load ever.

We were exhausted and took a quick shower together and then crawled into the same bed together. We kissed and knew that we had each found a soul mate who we would be sharing many more experiences with in the future.

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions I clutched at Greg's back for stability as I pumped my hard-on against Greg's.

"I think I'm almost there too..."

I was moving my hips fast and hard, as I felt Greg lose control. My roommate's body was jerking in my arms as Greg blew his load, hot cum gushing all over both our crotches.

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions "Don't try," I told him. "I can't wait to feel you cum all over me."

"You got it, pal. Careful though, I'm liable to soak you."

"I don't mind you soaking me if you don't mind me soaking you."

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions His precum was dripping on my dick. I wrapped my arms around him and drew him down onto my stomach and chest. God his body felt so good against mine. Our dicks were now wet with precum and lube and rubbing against each other’s. I grabbed both of his butt cheeks and drew him closer.

Greg was starting to breathe hard. "I don't think I can last a whole lot longer, man."

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions We were now both naked with our cocks bobbing in each other’s hands. Then Greg told me to lay back on the bed while he crouched over me. He leaned his face down to mine and we kissed deeply. An awesome feeling passed between us as Greg's dick head gently touched mine. Both of us moaned softly as I arched my back causing my entire shaft to press against Greg's lubed one. I could feel his balls rubbing against mine.

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions his hand out of my boxerbriefs, and lifted himself off the bed enough that I could lift the front of his underwear away from his crotch and slide them off. Greg's boner slowly emerged, standing slightly away from his body and bobbing in the open air along with the rhythm of his heartbeat. Slowly, Greg pulled his underwear down and off my body as well.

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions "Hey, why'd you stop?" winked Greg as his fingers brushed against my bare balls.

"Sorry, just thinking." I reached back over and started to jack Greg off through his boxerbriefs... rubbing the palm of my hand up and down my roommate's bulge. Then my fingers moved up higher, to the waistband of Greg's underwear. I hooked my thumbs under it and tugged. Greg got

the hint, pulled

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions "She was great, but... well, we broke up last week Besides we never did anything like this. I love jerking off and always wanted to do it with another guy, but never found a guy who would jerk off with me."

"I never have either. "I also always wanted to."

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions "I dunno, maybe he'd have joined us!" Greg laughed.

"Well, I've been wanting to do this with you ever since the first day," confided Greg.

"So have I." I agreed. "But I was trying not to think about it 'cause I didn't think you'd be interested since you have a girlfriend."

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions "Me too," I breathed. "It feels...really really good."

"Yeah." Greg was busy rubbing his thumb up and down my trapped shaft and watching a wet spot form toward the waistband.

"Good thing Anthony's not here right now. He might be freaking out."

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions "Very very good friends," I gasped while giving Greg's hard-on another squeeze. For the next couple of minutes, we sat together on my bed, enjoying the feeling of massaging another guy's penis while having our own massaged in turn. Then I sat up further and used my other hand

to lightly tickle Greg's balls through his briefs.

"Mmm, I like that, Bob," encouraged Greg, grinding his pouch against the palm of my hand.

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions Greg's head snapped forward; I glanced up from my prize to see a hungry, determined look on my roommate’s face. Before I could react, Greg was reaching forward to plant his hand firmly on my crotch.

I was in ecstasy and a very loud moan escaped my mouth. Greg chuckled. "Not so loud Bob, we don't want the whole dorm knowing that we're getting to be very good friends."

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions Greg's dick head under my fingers, and the heel of my hand was pushing down against Greg's balls. I wrapped his hand around the throbbing pole and gave it a squeeze through the cotton.

"Oh wow, Bob, yeah..." Greg had succumbed to the feeling, his head lolling back and his mouth open. I grinned and started to rub my thumb back and forth under Greg's dick head.

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions I moved closer to him and then laid a hand on Greg's thigh, glancing into my roommate's face for confirmation. "Do you mind?"

"No, man. Go ahead."

My hand began to move. Up and off Greg's thigh... across to his crotch... and then back down. I bit my lip as i felt Greg's cotton-covered dick throb at my touch. I could clearly feel the ridge of

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions "You're looking pretty hard there, pal."

"I am now."

"Scoot over here, I can't see you too well where you are."

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions "I could definitely use some," I grinned.

"What are friends for, huh?" I grabbed it and said thanks. Pulled up my briefs and sat on my bed.

"You know," he said, "as long as we both need to do this..." as he sat down at the far edge of my bed.

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions was watching him. So I, too, stopped jerking and lay still. Then Greg pulled the covers back and swung his legs out onto the floor, pulled up his briefs, walked to his dresser and then over to my bed.

"Hey man," whispered Greg. "Looks like we're up to the same thing and, uh...I thought maybe you could use some of this" as he offered me his bottle of lube.

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions I could easily make out Greg's shape under the sheet and the shape of his dick on his fist’s down stroke. He moaned as he shifted flat on his back. As I watched my roommate my hand slipped beneath my sheet and grabbed my own throbbing cock.

Suddenly Greg stopped and I didn’t know if he knew that I

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions But now I would be able to see him sleep across the room. I was very becoming attracted to him and was hoping that somehow he and I might get together in that special way that I dreamed off.

One night as I glanced across the room in the dark, I saw movement regular rubbing movements under his sheet. My eyes adjusted to the gloom, as his fist continued its slow but steady exploration of his dick.

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions Anthony moved out of our room to share one with a buddy. It was mid semester so we did not get a new roommate. So Greg moved from the top bunk to Anthony’s old bed. Although I would miss seeing the bulge in his underwear from his morning hardon as he faced me as he got out of bed.

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions I could smuggle a tissue under the covers and sneak a hand down into my boxer briefs for a nice slow stroke. It wasn't as pleasant as using lube, but it was better than nothing. Greg was quiet too but I could see his springs move as he was pleasuring himself. I would jerk off when he did so as not to be obvious.

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions Over the next month, we got used to one another's schedules. I resumed mt jackoff schedule, too, after the first few nights. Anthony was pretty quick to fall asleep, plus he snored, and I discovered that as long as I was quiet and discreet,

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions I barely paid attention to the other guys stripping to their underwear although I thought I caught a glimpse of Greg looking over at Anthony. As Greg climbed up into his bunk I thought I saw a little movement in the bulge in his jockeys but that wasn't very likely

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions We finished putting our personals away and then head to the dinning room for super. We would figure out the sleeping situation later; there were a single bed and a bunk bed. It was decided that Anthony would sleep in the single and Greg and I in the bunk bed with me on the bottom and Greg on top. We were tired and decided to hit the sack early so stripped down to our underwear and got into bed.

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions Just then another guy came walking through the door. "Waz up roommies?" said the guy who had to be Anthony. "What's going on?" "Unpacking our shit. What do you think we’re doing?" said Greg.

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions "I wonder when Anthony's supposed to get here?" I wondered aloud. "I'd like to know too. We’re from the same home town and went to high school together. He never said anything to me about it, I only got one really short e-mail from him all summer."

[roboptions]

@usaearthling My dick as a kick stand that sounds like a complement. So you not going to joke about my erection problems? Kick stand. So you saying you horny? Haven't got laid in a while cuz men look for nice whores not whores with attitude problems?

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions I was off to my second year of college and would be sharing a room with two other guys, Greg and Anthony. I was excited to see who would be my roommates.

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions Best roommate ever

[emoluver713]

haha....donut first.....and for dessert pizza!!!

[roboptions]

Why eat the donut the pizza is more healthy so skip the donut hand it to the bum cops.

[digitaldown]

sucking sucks. i prefer chewing.

[lonlywolf44]

lol, "I'm gonna eat some pizza after that donut" HILARIOUS

[Xxmimicwolfxx]

i have the DWP shirt the dude was wearing at 1:05!

[WrestlingNFunny]

the first comedian seemed like he smoked a shitload of pot or somethin'... he was mumbling some bullshit i couldn't fuckin' understand! "yeah y'know istshaujheoraqqfffleaus and yahhiuenk ojjayy it's ralflyaeak and it's like a f*ckin congaliineofpepple and noone side yet".. WHAT. THE. FUCK?

[linux750]

the girl at the end had a good set of jokes.

[fashionHRocks]

you what sucks : my mother sucks yeah she's freaking driving me crazy

[notis23]

You are a bear...

[rabinshmuley]

hahah XD ;LOL

[Xinoutorah]

Haha it's interesting because every time I watch her do her comedy I don't really think it's that funny until like the very end. Like I am sitting here like wow she's sucks at comedy, oh wait that's was pretty funny, oh wait hahahahahaa that's hilarious...

[tronuD2]

fries at mcdonalds that arent hot and fresh suck.

[CooAzNGuy]

i always ask for fresh ones

[qbulb]

What sucks is the swearing. The best comedian that has me laughing NEVER swears.

[fikle]

so true, swearing is just going over the top

[xMetal707x]

The last one was the best XD

[talleyho12]

thats one of the only funny chicks ive seen.its nice

[GuardianMike]

when u work at a retail store and the customers with bad breath, like they haven't discovered the toothbrush yet, always get in your personnal space to ask you a question.

[bertolt81]

The bear thing is great :)

[FlamingHomelessDude]

I FUCKIN HATE THE OCTO-CUNT

[LtShock]

Why do people keep complaining? Don't like it, don't want it. Go fuck yourselves. No one cares that you're unsubbing. Stop the video and leave. Thanks.

[utubewannabe]

4:24

LOLed so hard.

[djjezza]

rooftop is sucking the hardest out of everything so far

[blakemcclelland]

Sorry. This is absolute crap. Un-subbed.

[skatekoh]

0:53

u know what sucks?

"small balls" :)

[IC1101]

Yellow teeth again.

[silntdoogood]

Sorry rooftop-unsubbing.

Nothing good can last forever I guess. I'll check up every once in a while like I do with mahalo, and a number of other channels, and should any of you go back to your old styles, I'll be back.

-Spence

[Synard13]

Rooftop sucks

[fratboyfrat]

FRIST

finally geez i never get first.

[henriko95]

And you didn't get first this time either....

[fratboyfrat]

...

fuck

[TheOneTheOnlyBatman]

no..

[TooMuchCartoons]

"I'm eating some f*cking pizza! That sh*t's goin' down!"

That had me in stiches.

[jossjoss40]

Second then?

[Googleman15]

ya first comment LOL jk

[skateboarder2]

fuck you