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  • Unfortunately guys he died... But then he came back to lofe.to make the same stupid fault

  • I've seen several programs on this kid, it's not the first time he's had shark trouble, seems he liked to stay in the water when he needed to pee. Pee has blood in it, even in a healthy human. He was told to quit peeing in his wetsuit.....DUH. People just don't get that being ankle deep in the ocean is like being alone out in the wilderness, it ain't a fucking swimming pool.

  • @damnonii one bloke said he pees +has been attacked 5 times :o

    he mates dont pee in the sea +havent been attacked.

  • @dav00ss That actually happened off a beach near Adelaide in South Australia not WA.

  • sorry, the arrows got it wrong shark 1 was actually on the left.

  • because its real

  • this happened to a young guy in W.A australia he was being towed on his boogie board by his friends in a boat and 2 massive great whites tore him in half, they could only watch it happen.

  • MOTHER OF GOD I WOULD HAVE SHIT MY PANTS

  • lol why do 335 people like this?

  • two sharks?! oh man i would poo my pants!

  • biggest idiotic remark! "there is a shark in the water" ... really?

  • Wow

  • Dude that's mad! staring a shark in the face?? Must be thinking death right there...

  • HAHA guess who's never going surfing again...

    Me.

  • i used to be a surfer like you until i got my leg bit off by a shark :(

  • Your lucky you weren't a big fat whale or they would eat you all up .

  • WTF

  • shark 1: you come from the right shark 2: you come from the left.

    Good setup, now get that poor hippie bastard lol

    MWJAMMWJAMWJAMJAM

  • Playing with water is like playing with fire..

  • i lived in south africa

  • @tsffmw kudos to you.

  • the guy at the bottom of the wave is shitting his pants haha

  • Best Attack Analysis Ever.

  • He was lucky not to get hit by those two big yellow arrows.

  • @winterka100 i know one pock and he is dead

  • Unlucky would be getting eatin. He got lucky by living.

  • so unlucky ... two shark in once.

  • Οη μυ γοση! Ι ψαν νοτ βελιεωε τηατ τηατ ηαππενεδ! Τηατ ις σοοοο σψαρυ! Ιμαγινε ηοψ ηε δελτ!!

  • ser atacado por 1 tubarao é rarissimo mas pra 2 junto ele deve ter um cheiro bom em kkkkkk, mas tbm pelo jeito que ele falou depois do atk acho que se cagou todo, se pa os tubaroes desistiram dele pelo cheiro da bosta daí kkkkkk

  • Ehhh what the fuck was the African guy saying and anyway that guy sounded australian

  • Did they record this with a fridge?

  • I had to watch this two times to finally understand what the hell he was talking about . . . man south african accent sure is hard

  • This was recorded with a toaster

  • Yoda is in action!

  • @gecko793

    Nailed it.

  • すごい

  • (;゜0゜)うぁ~‼

  • Yeah i probably woulda shit my pants

  • why the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!do these fools go in the water when there is a possibility of been attacked and killled!!!!!!!!fuckin wasters!!!!

  • @Keepinitreal2011

    OMFG!!!!!!!!1111ONE

    why do people get the fuck in their cars and drive!!! are you serious?! you could be fucking killed!! and those people who play sports!! what jackasses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @gecko793 :sarcasm:

  • i thought sharks don't attack you unless they see blood ??

  • is it just me or did that guy just get attacked by a shark?

  • @iillyyia Well yeah. It's in the description of the video. "2 sharks attack surfer". What bit of that didn't you understand?

  • @2110Shaggy IM STILL NOT SURE DID IT GET HIM OR NOT?

  • Why is he holding a giant tampon?

  • next time use Hero GoPro HD Camera its tiny and shots in fullHD! :)

  • Hmmm....think I'll dress up like the prey of the most terrifying thing in the ocean and take a dip

  • next time you get attacked by two great whites, dont you wanna use a GoPro 2

  • UNREAL!!!!!!!!!!! infowars.com wake it up sheeple...lol

  • Scary

  • ...some australian okes pulled me out of the water... clasic slang my bru

  • @dorkfuck1 china

  • Tag team shark wrestling. Should have tagged his surf partner in as two opponents against one is unfair.

  • Caught a wave back in after being attacked by two sharks...LIKE A BOSS!

  • This is the reason i never go swimming in the ocean, sharks are an APEX predator, WE are food for them.

    THE OCEAN IS FULL OF THESE THINGS. AND MANY OTHER NASTIES TOO!

    DUMB DUMB DUMB

  • reuploaded......

  • @mummytumy well ! well ! well ! they play a bit too hard over here ! .. not really my favorite pet !..

  • Ow my fuckin god, sharks live in the ocean, WTF!!!!!!

    

  • shark attacks mostly happen to people in them wet suits cause there black and the shark thinks its a seal/ sea lion. i think they should make people wear white coloured or lighter coloured wet suits not make black ones, this could probbs stop shark attacks.?

  • sharks are the most harmless living creature on this planet i have many friends who live underwater and have of shark pets , i can speak many shark languages as well. he properly just kissed you

  • Your lucky, cuz shark didnt eat you XD

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  • read the comment atop they just want to play lol bahahahah ok shark man hes lucky they eat people all the time up here

  • That's scary....

  • How cool would it be to tell people those are shark teeth bites in my board.

  • The shark decided they should see other people.

  • Wat u don't see in this clip is chuck Norris is lurking just behind the sharks and as they strike they see him an think ...fk this shit I'm off

  • lmao i surf in that exact same place as that guy. Nahoon Reef, East london, south africa

  • Hey osomy, Mr I'm-better-than-white-south-af­ricans-cos-theyre-racial-eliti­sts, I hope the irony isn't lost on you.

  • and they continue surfing in sydney harbour

  • stupid cunt

  • im from australia and they just wanted to play,they do it all the time.

  • @mummytumy a few too many wanting to play in W.A. at the moment?

  • @mummytumy you dont sound australian...

  • @mummytumy

    How close do they come?

    I just stay in the red and yellow flags :D

  • @mummytumy do they play with their food ?

  • @mummytumy Are you serious? They just want to "play" when these things happen?.....

  • @mummytumy Yeah that's true..if they actually wanted to eat him he wouldn't be alive and he'd be shark poop lol

  • Now that is one hell of a story to tell at a campfire...I fought off two sharks!! Ikr!! Im a fucking badass!!! Lol thats what i would do...just say you punched the shark in the mouth, thats why your hand got hurt!!

  • Osomy u need to be put down

  • I used to be a surfer like you, then I took a shark to the knee

  • He took a shark to the knee.

  • Man! Lucky as there was another shark to deter the first one to let go otherwise he would of been lunch :z crazy footage!

  • @AusShuffleHD - that's what I was thinking. Lucky rare occurrence.

  • Nom

  • It's pretty bad when you need English subtitles just to understand an "English-speaking" person! lol I think need to stop calling it English and just say they're speaking "Englishish". ;-p

  • I am white working class , and you white south africans make me puke. There are loads of you pitiful bastards in the uk now, cause of the slight power change in South Africa.You are parasites but you all seem to want to be the exception to the rule you are not 'racist opportunists'

  • @osomy What the fuck does that have to do with the Video you retard

  • @JunkyardAngelXx the fact he is a whitey in south Africa, your astounding, I bet your family is dead proud of you, the sharpest knife in the drawer hey.

    Apartheid profiteers.

  • they looked into each others eyes...... as the shark went in for the kiss they both relised they were in love

  • white sod in africa. Even the sharks resent your fascism

  • @osomy dude, come and say that over here

  • srry bu it looked fake. srry

  • Preparing to shit pants in 3..2..1.

  • Theory is that they where not hunting together, had they not collided he might not have escaped.

  • Tip if u r prone to pisssing in ya wetsuit u will end up meeting with a big Noah I have fished 44yrs worked on trawlers had few yachts they r highly intelligent and were showing off to each other here plain who can get the dips hit on the board first ! If they wanted to eat him he was two pieces bet he had a wee or two in his suit b4 the encounter ,remember no wee weed in sea it's a scent all mammals hav in common !

  • seriously, i'd fucking kill anyone who randomly came in my home and started surfing around in it?!. JUST. STAY. ON. LAND. simples

  • @Xtheflyingdoucheman

    Well put, sir ...well put.

  • Okay this has me thinking. And I can't help but ask, what if these sharks are becoming to think more strategically. Almost like how dolphins and whales cooperate to catch fish. What if sharks are adapting to hunt in packs? If so, what does that mean for the marine environment? Just a thought. And BTW I'm sure there are flaws in my theory but hey I'm no expert.

  • @settah17

    when sharks get together to mate, they work as a team

  • I definitely enjoying every little bit of it I have you bookmarked to check out new stuff you post

  • WTF was he saying?

  • Menage a trois with sharks...cool dude! Might I suggest girls next time?

  • This guy has actually been hit 4 times, and a mate (about 3m away) was hit another time. So either he's the luckiest guy in the world, or the unluckiest?!

  • He's MINE!, no he's MINE! Doh!

  • the shark caught him????

  • That's Crazy, he got off easy, lucky guy!

  • sharks enjoy waves too ^^

  • What a fucking white man do in africa?

  • stupid surfers you never learn not to go in the shark territories ...

  • very lucky

  • @fargreed

    Nobody gives a fuck about your stupid "DONT READ THIS..." bullshit.

    Fuck off and acctually achieve something!

  • which pixel is the shark?

  • @alcatelthuhybrid normally i hate these commands but i agree , we need hq

  • @alcatelthuhybrid The one that looks like a shark.

  • @alcatelthuhybrid omg lmfao at your comment, thanks

  • @alcatelthuhybrid shut up faggot and go back to your 1440p ultra 3d highdefinition tv. Fuck

  • Chuck Norris says, "Well done. Fuck you shark. Fuck you right in your shark face." 

  • hmm do you know what this means? BLACK MAN "CAN" SWIM.

  • shark sandwich 

  • Either way you look at it you would think that this dude was fucked. But for some reason he managed to get away from two sharks. I'm blown away!

  • ok guys I meant fish and seals and that stuff but they would usually not eat people because where they live aren´t a lot of people.so guys can you please stop writing something like"you are such a dummie sharks don´t eat only fish *bla bla bla*" THX

  • Did you record this with your anus? And ..... Scary !!

  • that must be cool but scary

  • oi shit for brains ... itsmyopinionpal .. well pal we all have opinions .. and mine is just because i don't protect what i watch , does not mean u have to follow what i have been watching on here .. like i said .. wierdo.

  • They weren't sharks,they were donkeys

  • I saw 3 sharks, not 2 !!

  • happy he survived this =) i mean,sharks eat fish not meat, i think they just thought he is a special kind of fish or something so don´t be mad at our beautiful friends in the sea ;) we like having little adventures we should be able to take the risks =)

  • @mariyiful actually sharks do eat meat, surfers get attacked cause they look like seals which is the main diet of great whites and tigers.

  • @emma231182 i know ^^ that´s what i meant by saying a special kind of fish. english isn´t my mother tongue that´s why i´m mixing things up sometimes. sorry for that

  • @mariyiful sorry... did you really say that sharks only eat fish???????? WOW!

  • we meet again overused comment...

  • that waht you got for not paying attention to your minimap GANKED!

  • p.s stop giving ambulance men / women unnecessary calls to make .. and let them deal with people who have not purposely put there own lives at risk .. case closed.

  • @anyone173 Yeah good plan. Don't ever exercise or get out amongst nature... (cuz bad things live there) That way the ambulance people can focus on those having heart attacks and stuff. Oh wait a minute! That would be the same people who chose not to exercise wouldn't it!! Not exaclty a genius are you?

    PS Let's not get in cars either - "purposely puuting our lives at risk" Cuz then we wouldn't have car accidents would we? DUH!

  • @anyone173 There is a risk of dying everyday, every hour, minute and second of your life. N it all started from when you were born. Just by being behind your computer there is risks. We're talking about, earthquakes, tornados, hurricanes, escaped rabies monkeys from the zoo, crazy mom etc etc... The question is.. Are you going to live your life fearing for the risk of dying or death itself.. or you gonna look it right in the face and laugh and go off and live your life to the fullest?

  • @JamesOHKO Grow up

  • How ignorant are ppl?? There are more dog attacks in America in one day than shark attacks in the world in one year!! But do you avoid going into parks where dogs are?

    If this keeps you out of the sea - then you're a wimp. Just be sensible and listen to expert advice understanding shark behaviour a little. The times sharks feed, their habits, what attracts them etc. 

  • it dosnt suprise me the sark let go they dont like ppl. normaly they will bite shake an spit u out. unless the r really hungry then they circle u till u die....i use to luv the sea now u cant get me into a river

  • if you know there are sharks in the water, you gotta have balls to go in with em. but dude, its south africa... its like great white central

  • @daspense Not any more brother, I think they all just moved to Western Australia! Three deaths in six weeks! I'll stick with hang gliding thank you very much! And they reckon hang gliding is dangerous! Ha! The worst I've got to deal with is eagles, and ummm gravity...

  • @pjumpy you think shark shield sales might go up?

  • people are stupid

  • the sharks probably saw the story about the rise of eating sushi in Australia, so they go for bit of surfer sushi. Seems fair to me.

  • omg thats sucks! but thank god he is okaayy!

  • Wow! If that was me i would dunk under tge sharks and catch another wave to get away!

  • Wrooonngg, leave them alone .. and stop dicing with death .. idiots .. Oh by the way just thaught id remind you , that's where sharks live .. duh.

  • @anyone173 Yeah.. great response anyone173. Let's all hide under our beds and never take a risk or get amongst nature. I bet you're thrilling company.

    I live in Australia. If I followed your useless (and patronising) advice I'd never leave the city.

    Man up dude

  • @Itsmyopinionpal My relatives live in Australia , but what the hell has that got to do with the video ???? you on drugs or something.... Well abit of advice ... stop your crying n moaning if you get attacked by one.

  • @anyone173 Wow. You're not too bright are you? I'll explain, Einstein. You said on your comment that sharks live in the sea - ergo 'don't go in the sea'. My comment points out that if I followed your (dumb) logic I wouldn't go anywhere at all because there are more venomous and toxic creatures in Australia than anywhere else in the world - even in my back yard. As for crying and moaning, I've dived with sharks and will continue to do so. I will also continue to ignore morons like you.

  • @anyone173 Seeing YOU call THEM idiots is hilarious. What are you... 10? Maybe when you grow up you'll grow some balls - until then, you keep warm and tucked up, well out of danger, there's a good little boy.

  • @Itsmyopinionpal Im gonna laugh my ass off when your balls get bitten off

  • @MrGino3334 I'll continue to wreck dive and you can do what you like... but whatever you do, don;t have any fun - it might be dangwerous. You wimp.

    BTW, You'd look a lot dumber with no ass than I would with no balls. Learn to think through your juvenile responses loser.

  • @Itsmyopinionpal Well little girl.. if u people know when sharks are not hungry you won't be attacked ???

  • @anyone173 Exactly - and I haven't been attacked have I, smart ass.  DUH!

    BTW Little girls don't have balls so might be hard to bite mine off huh? You're an idiot. Like I said before, think about your pathetic responses you cretin.

    Another woeful FAIL

    You are obviously completely ignorant on this topic sonny - give up and go back to your sad, scared world.

  • @Itsmyopinionpal So you think just because i don't go swimming with sharks, i don't have a life knob.. oh well tell your mates when it's shark teatime eh .. and they might not get limbs bitten off .. duh

  • @anyone173 Knob? Yet another dumb, childish response. Check the facts junior. I never said you don't have a life. You implied it's dumb to swim in the sea because sharks live there. Well on that basis it must be it's dumb to walk in the woods cuz bears live there... It's dumb to hike in the bush cuz snakes live there and it's dumb to hike in the jungle cuz spiders live there. I'm sure your life is thrilling. Being a keyboard warrior is sooo exciting - and no danger at all eh kiddy?

  • @Itsmyopinionpal STOP stalking my other vids ive watched wierdo... other wise im gonna report u .. u freak

  • @anyone173 Report me!!! Oh no... what WILL I do - Jeez I'm scared..

    What do you think youtube is based on you cretin? It's VIDEO sharing. DUH!

    You get dumber by the second. If you don't want people to see what you've watched, then take it off your profile shitforbrains. Your brain must REALLY hurt sometimes huh?

  • Respond to this video...  No dick ur not understanding... poeple have to drive cars to go to work to make a living n support family .

  • @anyone173 haha, damn ur such a sissy, thank god for real men like me who give u the right to be a little pussy

  • @anyone173 ... i thought sharks lived inland in the city and have jobs just like the working class man...

  • @justinpp100 - Right. And acted out by James Wood.

  • @playmkr278 ...yes, yes indeed.

  • @anyone173 Thought* And just THOUGHT i'd remind you, we are humans. If we wanna swim in the ocean and surf we are gonna do it. Fuck the sharks. Intelligence for the win.

  • @caractucus4 too right man fuckn beach is beast as

  • The shark. More commonly known as, "The Asshole of the Sea"

  • I was checking out some surfing vids before my first surf outing.

    Yea, ummmm

    I wonder if I can return my new surfboard.