Star Trek Humour - Funny DS9

[RainBirdLori]

Ah, the look on Leeta's face and the way she held that fork. You could just hear her thinking about planting it in Quark's ear, could you not?

[hitman12]

.....................bye

[Amar7605]

Quark serving his employees lunch? WTF?!?!?!?!?

Oh yeah, and Leet's "brains" are great, too.

[johnalang]

I met Chase Masterson once...she does have nice "brains"

[trier4952]

haha..apparently sexual harassment laws don't exist in the 24th century

[WavemasterAshi]

@trier4952 The FCA doesn't recognize such laws.

[trier4952]

@WavemasterAshi well in that case, I'd love to have my defiant set a course for her worm hole.

[Devil2maylaughhaha]

@trier4952 Not on Ferenginar they don't, Rule of acquisition number 94 - Females and finances don't mix. Look it up yourself lol. Or rule 113 - Always have sex with the boss.

[stylgiannoutsos]

michelle obama is  a ferengi in disguise

[jimmyboo121]

Jesus Christ I laughed so hard!

[JustShane123]

I love how Armin delivers the line "sure you do honey, that's why I hired you", with that sarcastic laugh in his voice. Such a talented actor!

[Austindude3954]

Nice brains :P

[katinkagirlie]

SFdebris is right. Leeta does look like a chipmunk. ^^

[chakotay24]

@katinkagirlie It's just the outfits. LOL

[Stalin111]

Bwahahaha, quark rocks.

[Altairograph]

LOOOOOOOOOL that line of Quark cracked me up, thanks for the upload!

[edinscot56789]

Quark's always hilarious when he's being a jerk

[holodock]

You sure her name is Chase Masterson? I'd say Mace Chesterson is waaaay more appropriate :D

[FetidToecheese]

The way he says BAAYYE cracks me up

[Andreazor]

That chick's hot as hell.

[Bigjohnsbulldogs]

@Andreazor

yea she is met her at convention, not much of a talkitive person but yea.

[chakotay24]

@Bigjohnsbulldogs did she sing. I was at a convention where she sang both solo and with James Darren. All I can say is wow her looks may be fading but her voice is pretty good.

[TalonExt]

now take those brains back to the dabo table where the customers can get a gooood loooong look at them. LMAO Quark

[Miracle490d]

@TalonExt Quark is such a pig!!!! But he's funny. 

[Lamporre]

Man it's a bit of a waste to pair Leeta up with Rom. He was such an overrated character.

Now, if she'd been with Garak... That would have been a great inter-species pairing.

But of course, Garak had Ziyal, which was a relationship that should have survived the finale.

[tubegeldoff]

I agree, but Ri'ifzx and Bl*sc'i'mar are left out of the equation on that one. Oh wait, I know nothing of Star Trek...

[JustPhilNY]

Byyyyyyyyyye.

Rom has such a wonderful way of stretching out words.

Hiiiiiiiii! I'm Rom. This is Nog. That's Brunt....

[Superapeaholic]

Dam! Leeta... HOT!!!!

[Gradeniner]

When did leeta and Rom get married because in one episode Quark says Leeta is his sister-in-law

[josda1000]

"Call to Arms" (season 5, episode 26)

[LadyMeridon]

I love Rom! He is hilarious!

[Cocknockerofl]

DS9 is awesome. All hail Quark.

[jimmymortis]

Lol "I must be doing something wrong" "Meh, I always thought my brother was gay"

[TMLeafs]

Gotta love her DDS9's!

[deusAtheismus]

Bye... :D :D :D

[Myuutsu4life]

Aw, I like Leeta. She's a lot more intelligent than people crack her up to be. Same with Rom. xD

Still, a very funny moment.

[EyeOnTheTV]

mmmmmmm Leeta

[BendyCowgirl]

LOL Quark's a bitch

[spacespace2]

great scene, quark is awesome

[Foebane72]

I don't get it, Worf is offended by the cup his prune juice came in, YET he still DRINKS it! :/

[DesShai]

With brains like that, she's got to be the smartest person in the Alpha Quadrant!

[silentbill247]

Don't make her mad,make her laugh...ALOT!!! (jiggle,jiggle,jiggle)

[colleenau82]

Great episode, horrible scene, not funny at all...insulting

[eeektavius]

Mmmm...Brains

[yousini]

hahahahahah ............ BBBYYYEE

[ramzahnY]

Funny?

[AppleaLJ]

You can just see she's halfway determined to stab him before he leaves. xD

[Xero328]

Quark...Treating an employee like shit...The legend of solid business practices continues. Now if only he'd slap her on the ass on the way back to work...

[spacespace2]

lol

[datamarine0651]

Keep in mind Quark is Ferengi. They're women are basically rubbish in their culture. And damn that bitch is fine!

[triskalguilo]

Quark is such a sexist prick, I love it :D

[aleutgirl86]

that wasnt funny at all

[Squirrel36]

You don't think that's funny?

[Squirrel36]

Dude, as much as I LOVE Quark, I think he can sometimes be a very cold-hearted and nasty.

[cpepinc]

Yeah I miss the good old days! DS9 had it's moments

[refuckulate420]

damn nice tits.

[DantarBlade]

She should have stabbed Quark with the fork!

[aleutgirl86]

thats what i was thinkin

[Squirrel36]

Leeta looked like she wanted to pulverize Quark in the end....

[OrionSyndicate]

I wouldn't mind pulverizing Leeta in the end...wink wink nudge nudge

[batlin]

I admire her for her brains. Her big, bouncy pair of brains.

[bassdemon16]

DS9 is the best! Leeta was so much more than eye candy to the series too.......

But she did have a great pair of brains

[Aierith]

heheheheheheh BYE..........

[OverlordJake]

I miss DS9.

[ucemujeproblem]

Hahaah, aaaaa, bye!

[R8erNation636]

Jeez... who knew that Bajorans have breast implant technology? Must've gotten 'em from the Vulcans.

[Xerothn]

B..YYYEEEE

[tersieface2]

MOOOGIEEEEE!

[mosprime2]

pimp....

[finalfrontier1701]

Leeta is hot!

Quark is da man!!

[mao12345]

Rom is hilarious too!

[gv1955]

Id say hes down trodden, yet i never feel simpathy to the man cause he is an idiot.

[Clonetrooperkev]

Hey may be an idiot in the social light, but he fixed a holosuite using a spatula for crying out loud!

[gv1955]

Ok he has 1 good feature

thats it though.

[Squirrel36]

That's not all....he becomes The Nagus at the end....

[gv1955]

And if he still acts the way he does in the last deeo space nine he will ever be.

Killed (to good for him)

or

Bring his society crashing down.

[inbetweendreams92]

LOL Quark for the absolute win

[Squirrel36]

Quark is a DAWG!!!

[Cyke101]

Rom cracks me up!

[BrightOranje]

She talks like a complete ditz....but what an (upper) body, eh?

[Xondar11223344]

I love how Leeta looks like she wants to stab him with the fork.

[qetoun]

Bajoran girls are easy! :)

[Squirrel36]

Except for one red-head Bajoran girl, Kira Nerys...

[themysteriouskiller]

'I have brains'

'sure ya do, thats why I hired you!'

hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahh­a!

*dies laughing!!!!!*

[Jukesette]

"Now take those brains back to the Dabo wheel so the customers can get a nice, long look at them."

[ee01akk2]

Some nice cleavage right there.

[spartan22alpha1]

I like the one. Prophet motive episode. bashir and odos talk.

"I have a friend at Starfleet Intelligence. And she has a friend who has a cousin who's married to the assistant of one of the members of the Federation Medical Council."

[elastacurl]

Actually she's Bajoran

[EnterpriseKnight]

with brains...

[mikiroony]

Big round brains... Mmmmh zombieee...

[Charmolution]

And club sauce...

[alin1975]

Isnt it amusing how not matter what planet someone is from, no matter whether he has gills or feathers, or whether his people resemble mutant spiders.... for some reason they always find human females attractive.

Great clip though, one of my favourites.

[MrSinister1979]

That's because in the 24th century, race is unimportant. And because human females are hot ;)

[sarkat100]

nice to see that the good looking human (or Bejoran) females alaways find them attractive, even with feathers or gills! She chose him over Bashir - like you would (not)

[gariadara]

but, she's Bajoran, not Human.

[DJgaZman]

my god Leeta is a babe.

[danwat1234]

Hey! I thought this was a blooper! Stupid blooper tag!

[obsidiantech]

I'm sure if a hot chick like that shoved her tits in the face of an insecure dork, he'd probably run off to. Gotta love Quark, at least he doesn't hide the fact he's a pig.

[georgekostaras]

Quark us such an asshole. He cracks me up.

[Gekko135]

damn, Quark is a jackass. shes pretty hot though

[Insanitist]

BLUE GUY!

[MightyTrebor]

She's so Beautiful and he's so freakin freaky, even for a ferengi. No wonder he's so shy it hurts!

[andymiller1979]

lita has a hot body

[deezvids]

Chase Masterson is such a hottie... :-D

[dechha1981]

Woudn't blame her if she stabbed him right in the lobes with that fork.

[wesley1125]

He'd probably enjoy it.

[crimsondeath00]

Rom's awesome

[kotor87]

B~ye~

XD

[DarExc]

lol

[jet85225]

Nice rack.

[DerBorod]

loool

[strongmike]

hahahaha

[bluecadillac]

...then he hands her a fork, that Quark is fearless with women!

[MrLazy27]

that is harsh quark!

[stochastikos]

this is why star trek enterprise failed.. no comic element. every previous star trek had some comedy mixed in.

[AnimeLoverGirl]

SEXIST! SEXIST!!!! XD, sorry, I had to do the Yuffie Kisaragi thing b/c someone said it too. XD, but it's funny. I got boobs like that!! Nah.. JUST KIDDING! :P

[superyounan1]

lol, ladies ladies please! Yes its sexist, thats the point. StarTrek aliens are exemplified parts of the human psyche: the

Bajorans reflect our spirituality, Klingons our bloodlust and violence, and the big eared FERENGI are

chauvinists + money grubbing. Sexist yes, but its satire first. This is funny not because she has big boobs, therefore shes an air head, but because of how preposterous that type of thinking is, and how unexpected it was to hear it. So now you can laugh at it guilt free

[niuchemist]

I never thought of it that way.

In one scene, Odo comments on how Major Kira just seems to gloss over a contradiction in her religion (e.g. the new Emissary replacing Sisko). Yet she doesn't see it as a contradiction. It reminds me of how some believe in evolution and creation at the same time.

[dechha1981]

So that's what Bajorans represent. It's interesting also that their levels of religiousness vary from Atheist to believer to fanatic. And then there's Khai Winn...

[sparklebtt]

That's not funny. It's sexist.

[redplague]

They are not that big in real life. I know because I've seen them.

[gar2244]

must be nice...

[wesley1125]

Yeah, but they taste really good.