Pokémon Black / White WiFi Battle #65: Metapodcast update + RU match

[Iife]

Am I the only person to get the LOTR reference?

[orichalcossaiyan]

Have Cloudsliberation on hope I said his name right.

[Leonurdinho959]

Hypothetical situation , your married and you switch bodies with your wife, would you have sex just to check it out? (from pka)

[135adman]

@Leonurdinho959 you can't take pka's opening quesiton bro!

[JameelWilliamColeman]

@Preeminence21 yeah

[FreakyZeldaFan]

you should battle PIMPNITE

[uekisanoriho]

how many cookies does snorlax eat if you could elove a pokemon who would it be why dont some people have eyelashes if a ditto says ditto to everything does it end up in awkward situations why are there no cookies in the cookie jar what does the ice cream pokemon taste like do u watch lamas with hats and if not why not why dosnt wobbafett wobble if bacon tastes like cookies would it be better if cookies tastes like bacon would they be yummy

[GunMonkey696]

if you were a gym leader what type would you use?

[kvotheoffire]

If you could live in bliss for the rest of your life at the cost of having someone else suffer for it, would you and why?

[Countrymusiccrazy]

I was wondering if there was a way to do wifi battles at level 100 without having to level my pokemon up to 100.

[chaosdestroys]

@whatson98 i have a none touchscreen ipad kind a rare

[JameelWilliamColeman]

If we lived in the pokemon world, what reigon would you live in and what kind of trainer would you be?

[TehAwesomeKid]

@JameelWilliamColeman I would live in Hoenn. I would get my starter pokemon as a Torchic and train it all the way up to blaziken. That way, I can sweep through pretty much EVERYTHING in the world. :D

[Preeminence21]

@JameelWilliamColeman Not to be a jerk, but is that really interesting?

[jac93874792384]

PokemonAMD

[legomaker500]

Tell me please whats use full about speed?

[kmacahilas]

would u eat sushi made with magicarp?

[psycologo121]

what if pokemon could hold 2 items?

[Patackra]

Wassup with the Quagsire disrespect? Gastro is better, but wooper tops all :D

[humanshoe69]

Some people don't know to use quagsire :/

[MyOsoblanco]

Sonic

[AntiNews1]

What is the minimum amount of money you would need to amputate a limb, and which one?

[UltraDialgaX]

If you could choose 6 pokemon for your team in real life, what would they be?

[CleverProfileName]

Q how do you use swalot efectively?



[Ciucer]

Here's a situation, imagine if all of a sudden status inflictions were removed from the game.

[Alphaninetysix]

@Ciucer Then stall teams would be completely erased. It's and re-tiering.

[Jon1818]

How tall is ur average pokemon battler? lolz (4-foot?)

[Traestaree]

How much would you pay to fuck your fav. celebrity

[TonyFlygon]

Oh yes, you asked for non metagame related bs questions, you'll get 'em.

1) Would you rather inhale a years worth of farts from Don Vito (Viva La Bam) or sniff a dog shit from 1 centimeter away for a straight day?

2) Would you rather grate your face with a cheese grater or peel your lips off with a potato pealer?

Even though this was disturbing enough, here comes the killer:

3) Would you rather film your parents having sex or have your parents film you having sex?

Sorry!

<3<3

[FromothoC0rp]

new youtube channel similar to PMP but run by you and E-Lo???

[PTHpoleon]

If you could pick 2 pokemon to help you rob a bank who would they be?

[TKMNue]

Topic: Why do you think that Pokemon has been striving for so long than most other games/series. Ex: Digimon

[sazandoring]

whos stupider homer simpson or peter griffon

[battlewithoddthings]

@sazandoring you for saying "stupider."

[sazandoring]

@sazandoring dumber

[ninjalex08]

Defensive Quagsire with Unaware moves: Swagger/Stockpile/Recover/Scal­d is beast. Don't underestimate him. Unaware cancels swagger boost and they hit themselves hard. Toxic would probably be better than Scald since Scald removes their boost making them not hit as hard, but it'd be useless against taunt users. You should try it out sometime.

[975kool]

@ninjalex08 If it had toxic instead of scald it would get completely get walled by any steel type.

[DoinkTonberry]

i thought it had base 65 special defense.

[HIHIDARUMA4LIFE]

when ur u streaming again??

[2406Blackbird]

Automize, cuts off useless parts of the body (emo) raises speed 2 stages and halves weight. If Agron hold pumice stone, it is at 1/4 weight and low kick will not do that much

[PinkAmpharos]

Hah. I named my blastoise from Diamond Turtlesoup

[IBlunts]

I think you got quagsire's defense mixed up with its special defense.

[pattu16]

How often do you cut your nails?

[jung9965]

if you could change a pokemon's type which pokemon would you change and why!

[SonicNineTails]

Question: Take your top favourite gen (gen 1-5) and make a team out of the pokemon in that gen with the abilities from today (normal or dream world) with no ubers with the exeption of blazikin for 3rd gen. (you can have a team of 3 pokemon or higher. 3-6 pokemon on a team).

[TheFlamingCaterpie]

Q: What would be your perfect 1st gen team?

[G0LDUCK]

Are you a boy or a girl?

[moah2012]

wrong quagsire has base 85 defense and base 65 special defense, check smogon. But otherwise great battle!

[yourname34543]

Q: ur part o a military group and u have been going to war for years now and the enemy has captured all ur freinds and hafe ur family but u discovered a secret to end the war but in doing so ur friends and hafe of ur family will die would u rather end the war knowing they will die or would u save them but leting the war go on for another 15 years

[Sabin41]

Topic : How much Wilechase looks like Meg from Family Guy

[darksantos1]

@Sabin41 i thinks thats what i was based off.

[lylee028]

I learn new things every time I watch Rik's battles.

[kookoodude32]

If pokemon were real and you were about to start your journey,what 6 pokemon would you have? you can only have 1 starter 1 pseudo-legendary and no legendary :o

[thedogisfat]

If you had to have the head of any celebrity attached to your shoulder whose head would you choose?

[HyJinx]

If all legendaries were auto banned to ubers, what do you think would change? What pokes would we see more of and less of because theres no need to counter the legendaries?

[6ftHax]

why not feature some smaller youtubers instead of big ones?

[Preeminence21]

@6ftHax Mrohbe

[DyNaMiiKex]

How much money would it take for you to give a man a full blowjob with swallow job & all?

[xLastSurvivor]

If you had to blowtorch your balls for 5 minutes or bang a nest of barbwire for 5minutes , which would you do?

[Moynul321]

could u try and say this like arnold "you idiot he didn't die he was skinned alive!!!" & "get to the chopper ahyeohroh"

[Moynul321]

u sound like arnold schwarznegger "metapAd cayst" LOL haha

[Cascu5]

can u design the worlds most annoying team without using smogon sets?

[MrTHEcdt314]

Favorite turtle pokemon?

[TheHomunculi]

FrostyPixie for Metapodcast (also the win)

[slayer999100]

FROSTYPIXIE 4 METAPODCAST

[Acrobatiks]

Frostypixie as a guest? :D

[pikachuparadise]

ask them what inspired them to start competitive battling

[UnknownInsidez]

Q for Metapodcast: Gastro or Quag?

[xPSRiSe]

@UnknownInsidez he answered that in this vid.

[UnknownInsidez]

@xPSRiSe yes Rik did but I want to hear other opinions as well

[bakumaster529]

Have u ever walked in on your parents doin it/would u rather drink your dads semen or your moms period blood

[Jackgraham12]

@bakumaster529 thats just wrong

[Koaifications]

i have a question!

can i have a dollar?

[djdwibbit]

how did you guys come up with your usernames?

[Awmgnoob]

Talk about the pokemon 'community'

[wazadude2]

get scott back on the podcast.

[DrewPwnage]

If your choosing someone to interview man I'll be interested in getting on the metapodcast ;D that would be awesome

[IrochigaI765]

uhh Vaporeon is almost physically bulky eventhough its special defense is higher =.=

[chakracannon97]

HAVE MUNCHINGORANGE ON THE METAPODCAST! PLEASE? :DD

[Kevianontheroad]

You're in a remote place, far from civilizartion. You just won against Wilechase in a battle. He's a douche, so he tells Yukimura to throw a Flamethrower at your hotel. You can save 2 of this 3 things. You wouldn't have anything else:

- Your old Poochyena, he's old and he'll die eventually, but still you love him that much.

- Your wallet and phone. (You're in a remote place, so you MUST ask for help. Wile wont'.)

- Money (You'll be able to buy thousands of Poochyenas with that money. Is a lot.)

[7399Martyn]

What are some of your favorite quotes?

What order of importance would you put these? money, fame, health, happiness, love.

[Puupsbacke123]

what do the people in pokemon eat ? Tauros Miltank and Oddish ? They cant just eat berrys .

[isusport]

as a guest probably inertfury

[zornster]

would you make out with justin bieber for a thousand dollars?

[DarthChocoboz]

can i be a guest? Otherwise Scott

[DarthChocoboz]

would you do a threesome with your parents for a million dollers

[lightingshad]

If you can can kill (Remove from Excistance) any Legandary Pokemon who would it be and why? And what new legandary pokemon would you make to replace it?

[ctjbonner]

for boys: would you suck a dick for the ability to fly?

for girls: would you eat a pussy for the ability to fly?

Flying defined: like not some bullshit flying, no its like superman fast powerful controlled flying

[sorathefox123]

would you eat a gastrodon with a kingler for a farfech d

[JaydenRecard]

Just imagine you are living in a house with a single mum, and you don't know who your father is. What would you do if you found out that your uncle is actually your dad?

[MultiDanKim]

DAMN THE YANMEGA WAS GOOD.

[SagaciousSilence]

Question: if heaven exists, what would you want god to say to your as you walk through the pearly gates?

[ReferenceMaker]

Would you suck a dick for the chance to have any superpower? Which power and why?

[TheGraahk]

Kyprotonic?

[Boooyah21]

Sizzirp!!!! I can't believe you haven't had him yet..

[SuperCoreyhenderson]

q: why do guys in pokemon community say the girls playing pokemon are ugly yet there either decent looking( as in not hot but not ugly either) or ugly them selves example wilechase >:(

[naitsirhcjin]

@SuperCoreyhenderson that wombat girl is ugly

[AtmosphericRay]

If there is a gen 6, should they use different types for the starters? For example, dark fighting and psychic as oppose to fire/water/grass?

[skateboarding]

would you rather take a dump in your own shoe and walk around the mall for 2 hours or drink the water out of a porta pottie?

[MCR123455]

A lot of people complained about the starter trio in 5th gen's typing, Emboar being Fire/Fighting and the other two being mono type. In your opinion, what type combination would have been better based on appearance and personal desire.

[bladesofice63]

Question for pod cast: should white people be able to use the n word and its slang version ( if black people use it why can't we)

[yourname34543]

@bladesofice63 we can already say it

[20joejoe12]

What is/was your favorite subject in school?

[bitchasswolfboy]

i dont know how close u are with him, but for a guest it'd be really super kool if u got the killer nacho on the podcast, hes like one of my favorites and hes a great guy and an amazing battler, i hope u guys get him as a guest

[Soriitelle]

What is your favorite pokemon based upon looks?

[Supersexysceptile]

Do you play spore

[Supersexysceptile]

Do you like tacos if so what is your favorite type

[Supersexysceptile]

What's the best moment you've ever had in pokemon

[Supersexysceptile]

Who's dick would you rather suck elo's or rick's

[PokeRimKiz]

A Metapodcast topic I would be super interested in is: How to become involved in the competitive community. Basically: What you need/costs of that. Really, how one moves from a "pokemon online" battler to a "wifi battler".

[LightRuler003]

do you want to see my cotton panties?

[SpartanJuan17]

if your told your gonna be trapped on an island for two weeks and are given a portable dvd player with infinite battery life and told you can only bring one movie with you, what movie do you bring?

[Asillyman]

how often do you have gay dreams/fantasies?

it's okay to be honest :)

[betaman4567]

did you ever get in trouble in school, if so what was the worst thing you got in trouble for?

[TheDogbert7]

would you rather watch a porno of you and your girlfriend with your parents or watch a porno of your your parents answer from everybody please

[NeoKingGhidorah]

You should do an episode on movies for a change of pace.

[mekillyou13]

who do you listen to in terms of music?

[fistpumpininja]

you should have killer nacho

[mekillyou13]

was there a girl in your past that you wish you had done things deferentially with? i know its a personal question but try and answer

[stopcallingmegothic]

base 85 def o_o

[gat0rcrazzi]

3654 2120 8938 my name is Sean inbox me if u want to battle or trade :)

[kikohoff]

I touched my non-touch screen lol

[ApimpednamedRubiel]

whats the least amount of money it would take you to have sex with another man?

[IceColdMilkDrink]

Would you shove your fist up a guy's ass for 1 billion dollars?

[spaffy152]

for 1 million dollars would you stay trapped in a glass box with no entertainment devices for a month without any other human contact but food and water is allowed?

[Stinkfist194]

who is your favourite porn star?

[Stinkfist194]

get pimpnite on the metapodcast.

[bigheadmario1]

Too bad annotation links don't work on iPhones.

[Sesaaan]

Have E-Lo as a guest. Oh wait..

[giffyhunter]

Hey I was wondering if you could take a look at my OU sun team just send me a msg and ill send me a reply or something

Thanks

[M3lonsLov3]

Would you ever consider using ingame teams( you know, the team that you used to beat the game) in a wifi match against someone elses ingame team?

[xmaverickxninjax]

If you can choose only ONE of these things which would it be? All the porn in the world but you can't fap to it. All the money in the world, but you can't buy gay bacon with it. All the food in the world except for bacon (both kinds)

[nextbikerider]

@xmaverickxninjax all the money in the world you could buy pornstars

[iamthetie]

I can see how Quagsire could be pretty effective in 4th gen with his typing and Water Absorb, but Gastrodon is just so amazing in 5th gen with the Storm Drain ability.

[Mohawkrulz]

For the metapodcast.

Would you have sex with your mum to save your dad's life?

(Just so you know, I didn't come up with the question, in fact one of my friend's did and asked me it.)

[Straven93]

question: what pokemon move best yourself

[LocalChamp9139]

If you were stranded on an island alone with absolutely no way to get any food, would you be able to force yourself to eat parts of yourself to prolong dying?

[RAPTall]

I'm actually a fan of using a somewhat offensive Gastrodon with max HP and SpA. If you can predict a water move to get a Storm Drain boost, it can do some work.

[RabicuMoet]

For the metapodcast ,

Question 1.

WITHOUT GOOGLE. How do snakes urinate and mate?

Question 2.

If Pokemon items existed in real life what would you be using? (focus sash , lum berry etc.)

Oh and @Dangerous36m I think you can touch annotations on the HP Touchpad since it has flash and lets you use the big boy youtube.

[Jamangie1000]

Who do you guys think would win in a street fight Spade or Shofu?

[Preeminence21]

If the person you were engaged to marry had an accident and became a paraplegic, would you go through with the marriage or back out of it?

[Preeminence21]

You discover that your wonderful one-year-old child is, because of a mix-up at the hospital, not yours. What would you do? Would you want to exchange the child to try to correct the "mistake"?

[PokemonWaterWarrior]

Just letting you know, Blastoise went UU. Tier changes havn't been implemented yet, but when they do, you'll need a replacement.

[Preeminence21]

Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?

[xmaverickxninjax]

@Preeminence21 i c wat u did thar . because metapod is in between those. :D

[Preeminence21]

@xmaverickxninjax :D

[MrAlphaKirby]

Say, for the metapodcast...

What Pokemon would you use to represent each of the classes in Team Fortress 2?

i.e. Zoroark=Spy...

[Alphaninetysix]

Do you like mudkips?

[Gimpy109137]

would you **** a todadile?

[SuperChase101]

Would you rather eat a gopher and watch a watermelon, or eat a waltermelon and watch a gopher?

[TheAcousticKind]

I'm Ferroscott bitch.

[iDrawdE]

Not sure whether this has been asked before, but being in Netherlands, have you ever smoked weed?

[ryanr554]

If the answer is 6 what is the question?

[Gimpy109137]

@ryanr554

question is....what goes with 9......

[naetoru610]

Quagsire has 85 defense, not 65. Its special defense is 65, though. Meanwhile, gastro has 68 defense and 82 special defense. In other words, Quag is quite viable as a physical wall while Gastro is fine as a special one.

[Dangerous36M]

@naetoru610 Yeah, I mixed up the defenses. Gastrodon still has a much higher HP stat though and because of that makes for a better overall defensive poke in my eyes.

[92pianist]

@Dangerous36M people just like using quagsire in RU because of unnaware. there is alot of setup stuff in ru

[ApimpednamedRubiel]

@Dangerous36M quagsire does get unaware however which cant be overlooked because it might be that crucial thing that stops your opponents sweep dead in its tracks

[Midnighthobo89]

@Dangerous36M Gastrodon also gets stockpile. i always use him as a mixed wall, even out his defenses and theres so many opportunities to set him up, even one stockpile makes him pretty unstopable unless you get toxic stalled or hit by a x4 grass attack, even living a grass gnot from most pokes, but just barely.

[shadowkid017]

Do any of you play Magic or Yu-Gi-Oh?

[Spakiness]

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE TYPING GHOST/STEEL TYPE?

[Preeminence21]

Do you find it strange that many of the pokemon who get good dream world abilities, aren't the ones who need them the most? For example: Speed boost Beedrill instead of Blaziken.

[dergnhy]

Get hair stuck in your gum, or gum stuck in your hair? Heh

[ssbbreplaysnp1cs]

gastrodon is the one who doesn't weigh a lot

[slanglabadang]

You guys should try to get Tim on the podcast.

[TheRandomvibe]

Would you rather tongue kiss a haunter or smack a snorlax on the butt?

[RichyBabess]

Gastrodon might be better, but Quagsire is infinitely more awesome.

[SkyShaymin2010]

Would you rather have your parents watch the first time you had sex, or watch your parents first time having sex?

[lightsaber1000]

would you suck off chase for 1 billion dollars

[charmedmaniac84]

Have you guys ever "Liked" a video from a fellow Pokemon Youtuber only because he/she is your friend and you really didn't like the video? Or do you rate the video honestly, regardless of who it is.