Skyrim: DOVAHCLEAN!

[videogameaddicsattic]

by the NINE divines HA you are a stormcloak

[PaulThePuppetier]

THIS DIRT NEVER SHOULD'VE COME HERE

[Epic7310]

0:37 don't you mean "By the eight divines?" They citizens of Skyrim don't count Talos

[fitzeoin]

I've not said it in the last statement but they're great ads and you're good but either you can do better or there's someone better I do like you're style but I feel you could be as good as Paul Rudd or even N.P.H (Our Lord Almighty)

[fitzeoin]

I do find ripping off Cilit Bang ads humorous I do but as mean as this will sound which I honestly wish it wouldn't putting yourself in the ads is not working lad.

[clawhunter432]

way to steal my idea dick head

[123ssecret]

somthing tells me ur a stormcloak DIE REBEL

[DrGamingNatioN]

3 Men 2 Hammers and 1 Bag

[KamJam991]

Your thing at the end is kinda patronizing. "Do this stuff and I won't kill ya."

[TheBluephenioxrage]

Deathbysquid2011. You are a stupid fat Irish fuck you don't know anything dumbass

[TheBluephenioxrage]

I. Do hate you but I still like this

[GarretOakamber]

Daedra are Androgynous you know........

[Brosauras]

0:33 that's an oreo, :O

[dirtbag183]

DOVATASTIC!



[petercoffin]

@dirtbag183 It stops criminal scum, seriously.

[Carsf100]

i lost it at 'by the nine divines, right?'

[zuukiy]

i am the 22,222 viewer :3

[arctos52]

Wait wasn't Tamriel worship banned by the Imperials? So it's by the eight divines.

[Duntbothadana]

@arctos52 Do you have a girlfriend? lol

[arctos52]

@Duntbothadana no im 12... XD

[sinisteroglop]

@arctos52 Tamriel is the name of the continent, the Imperials banned the worship of Talos.

[D4K44R1]

@arctos52

Talos worship, Tamriel is the name of the world or continent, whatever it is.

[SealDude]

What number do I call?

[riordylol]

I do like the idea of cleaning the dry blood on my hands,

I love skyrim

[deathbysquid2011]

love it, where can i get some dovahclean???

[jalynnb27]

This is pretty funny :)

[roboturf]

Hey Pete. Were can i by some Dovahclean? ;3

[PazouwhProductions]

In there tounge he is DovahCLEAN DRAGON CLEAN! FUS RO DAH

[ChiefRunningWall]

May I have your internetometer to give you all the internets in the world?

[reidhasguitar]

Whatever happened to Nerevarclean?

[cooltroop2]

Look a bit like Woodysgamertag

[PattarTheFattar]

I find it horrible that the ad is half the time the video is -.-

[Assassin0fwar]

Peter, you're probably the most underrated Youtuber i know. Just don't sell out like the other.

[petercoffin]

@Assassin0fwar Thank you very much. Thing is I'm not much of a networker. If I was that I probably would be overrated because people would be telling you that you should like me. I try to let my work stand on its own and hope people like it rather than get other (bigger) people to tell you to like it. But that's just me.

[videogameaddicsattic]

@Assassin0fwar *cough* fred *cough*

[MrBentyWenty]

I didn't like it until he said that it would "STOP CRIMINAL SCUM"

[petercoffin]

@MrBentyWenty That is actually how I got the entire idea.

[AcE4o]

dwarvin oil, blisterwart, and ecotoplasm make nothing their is an ingredient that u haven't told us

[TheThevideogamefreak]

lol @ 0:25 there is bad audio lag

[riordylol]

Dang, the blood of my enemies dried on my hands...

I'LL TAKE IT!

[BurnMeWithYourWords]

Peter, I applaud you. :) You sir, are awesome.

[petercoffin]

@BurnMeWithYourWords Awesome, thanks!

[TheMysteriousDumbaz1]

somone should make a dovahclean mod. lol

[shadowmaster1995]

Actually 8 devines coz talos has been outlawed so he must have his head removed

[MrLolfreak21196]

its too bad the weapons and armor don't break in skyrim. Better show this ish to the guys in Oblivion.

[flyboy248]

mod incoming!

[metalmario789]

in their toungue hes dovaklen OCDBORN

[salagallll]

get Dovahclean, which will "Stop Criminal Scum !" made me laugh !

[Kit572]

If they had television in Skyrim, i bet you this would be a comercial :D

[MisterDoctorRubix]

i thought he was spray a FUS RO DAH out of the bottle

[johnny850k]

I WANT AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YEAH GIMME MY ARROW TO THE KNEE I WANT TO BE A GAURD AND GET FIERD!

[shadowmaster1995]

@johnny850k >-------> there u go an arrow 4 ur knee

[pallekan]

Can it remove arrows from the knee?

[shadowmaster1995]

@pallekan it arrow in the knee 

[nebilmlloyd]

i there time, its dova clean, cleaning horn, SHINY STUFF, DOO DOO DOO DOO DU DOOOO

[Wandplank12]

so in english it's dragon clean... okay

[ytsrik70]

@petercoffin it was not nice

I was buying dovsclean with an imperias moneyl but it was to dirty so used the dovaclean to show it was a coin but the impearal saw me and shot an arrow in my knee

[TheUnleashed360]

shouldn't it be DOVHAKLIIN?

[petercoffin]

@TheUnleashed360 Do cheesy products ever get anything like that right?

[Sonicforever231]

@petercoffin

DovhaKleen?

[ImDoinYourMum]

@TheUnleashed360 no

[NachyoLulz5596]

Who else is gonna go try mixing dwarven oil, ectoplasm, and blisterwart

[petercoffin]

@NachyoLulz5596 It would be awesome if someone posted what that did.

[SasukeUchiha1951]

@petercoffin done and done it will be up when ever i get all those matierials

[bartman464]

i use dovah-clean to get the blood stains out of my pants' legs when i take arrows to the knee

[ytsrik70]

i used to use dovaclean all the time but then i took an arrow to the knee

[petercoffin]

@ytsrik70 Nice.

[dem123mas]

dovah means dragon so this is dragonclean?

Can i use this to clean my baby dragon spike?

[kingaceed]

that guard was from oblivion?

[kroqgar78]

Lol he isn't is sync with the audio at 0:23

[1979darthvader]

Can you make a full version of the song please?

[petercoffin]

@1979darthvader I'm not sure we can.

[1979darthvader]

@petercoffin Why not?

[random4922]

it got stolen by imberials?

[nissevogteren]

i want to buy it

[jedne2]

FUCK THE THALMOR! TALOS IS A GREAT NORD HERO AND GODKING O F THE NORDS!

[acedarkwolf]

@jedne2 talos was just a man who was a hero just because he didnt take an arrow to the knee

[ilovesos3190]

lol awesome commercial. song was pretty funny.

[darkbeast1001]

DOVAHWSOME

[petercoffin]

@darkbeast1001 Wow, that actually works really well.

[contributer1]

What do you do you call a female dovahkiin in kitchen.

DOVAHCLEAN

[Drizzit30]

@contributer1 ah and yet another sexist joke thanks to video games.

[contributer1]

@Drizzit30 its not thanks to games. i always make racist and sexist jokes but im not racist or sexist, i just enjoy making jokes based on relevant things with actual sense to it rather than some stupid joke like whats the deal with airline food.

[stickcell337]

Eight Divines otherwise you'll get your head cut of my imperials...

[Scarfy397]

I heard Ulfric uses this stuff to clean his clothes after killing faithless imperial scum. I also heard Sheogorath likes to drink it....

[shortymiget52]

i used to be a skyrim like you, but then i took an adventurer in the knee.

[NovaRift]

Mmmmmmmmm I am pretty upset right now. I thought this was some epic dj edm rap mix mashup and then jumped to the page and noticed that it is a 4 minute and 21 second advert for Meckanizm TV.... Really? Why is the ad longer than the video? :'(

[fububoi]

hey you should go back to your kimi kobayashi girlfriend :D you little dip shit washed up fucker your so fucking pathetic xD

[zane0butler]

Even my mum laughed

[zane0butler]

That was funny

[zane0butler]

Remember your fake girlfriend lol

[Smellmenoweww]

I watched the whole video waiting for the moment that involved arrows and knees.

[Thunderman75290]

How much gold does it costs?

[ticktockticktock]

Wow so you are the famous guy who faked having an hot asian girlfriend. HMMMM 'Kim kobayashi' rings a bell ?

[TobyTurnerspeedUp]

@petercoffin

no new video this week?

[evianfrenalp]

this is Kimi please take me back! you are best lover in all japan/korea! i miss our entirely real relationship! the one where you weren't a delusional schizophrenic and dated "yourself" for months! i love how much you're not a creep and your lack of mental issues turn me on! take me back! i love you long time! (but for real this time!)

[DFTF2]

How's Kimi these days, bro?

[evianfrenalp]

@DFTF2 Peter is a good man. Why, do you ask? Because I am an Asian woman (Japanese, totally not Korean lol!) that knows Peter's girlfriend and they're totally in love. Like, really in love. And he does have a penis with the girth of a beer can. Why do I know this? Because she told me when we were in the bathroom at a fancy restaurant! Tehe!

[DFTF2]

@evianfrenalp This is all of the evidence I need. I withdraw all judgments of His Holiness, Obviously Not a Virgin, Keeper of the Sanctity of Veiled Racial Misogyny, Peter Coffin.

[RaphaelWCWong]

Dude I heard you made up a girl to be your girlfriend. Thats sad.

[zoem22]

aanyone seen kimi?

[reidhasguitar]

What happened to Nerevaclean?

[SonofDarkknight77587]

8 people dont have DovaClean

[Shadowdancer21b]

It's as easy as Fus, Ro, Dah.

[ReannaExplosion]

"By the 9 Divine" Don't let the Thalmor see this...

[imasunhater]

Love the song at the end. :D

[petercoffin]

@imasunhater Thank you!

[oPuertoVoice]

@petercoffin In Theyre Bathroom He is DovahClean, CleaningBorn *FLUSH -TOI -LAT!!

[Lego20001000]

when does the live thing start tonight

[coolsemero]

lol that an oreo isn't it peter? the rusted septum

[petercoffin]

@coolsemero It's a lens cap, actually.

[Shoran000]

I used to clean things with Dovahclean, then I took an arrow to the knee

[I3loodyDeath]

I went at the store to buy some Dovahclean, but then I took an arrow in the knee

[petercoffin]

@I3loodyDeath Haha

[GabrielCorpsegrinder]

@I3loodyDeath Pathetic,

[BowWow452]

@I3loodyDeath Uh, yeah. Shut up.

[kruthix]

@I3loodyDeath Dude seriously your not funny! Why can't you think of somthing original instead of just usinga meme that lost its kick a week after skyrim's release.

[amadeofan1]

@kruthix He got a "Haha" from someone, so obviously he is funny on some level. Don't be mad bro, just move on and let peace lead you to happiness

[john95713]

the audio is not synched

[Salaamguy91]

Dovah-riffic!

[petercoffin]

@Salaamguy91 Dovah-ricious!

[wolfeedarkfang]

I saved a ton of money on bounties by switching to cleaning up the evidence with Dovahclean.

[Vlogandotherstuff]

DOVAH-tastic!!!!

[UniCornsNDaleSana]

Cx i love this game soooo much i rather sell my three brothers and my fog to keep this game

[petercoffin]

@UniCornsNDaleSana I would sell my fog too.

[wolfsorrow100]

...whats to stop me stealing it..along with everything else you own?

[ACBfan17]

No arrow to the knee jokes?....fine...I used to live in a dirty house..but then I got dovah-clean....

[reidhasguitar]

Nine? I think you're a heretic, and you shall die a heretics death!

[djdellone]

yo peter wasn't this on machinima??

[petercoffin]

@djdellone Yes, they get a two week exclusive on things I make for them, then I am allowed to post it on my channel.

[KirbyCrossing]

lol I'd buy that.

[thecityboy781]

DOVAH-tastic!!!!

[DOVUSOPERIOR]

No arrow to the knee joke ?

[Ricktard1010]

By the Nine Divines? Fucking Humans.

[petercoffin]

@Ricktard1010 Everyone hates that I included Talos.

[Ricktard1010]

@petercoffin Yea I'll admit I still get confused when anyone says 8 Divines ingame. It just ain't right.

[23045678]

@petercoffin but but but.... I HATE the thalmor

[Revanstar14]

You...have made fun of Azura for the last time, Dovahkiin.

[emiliuc17]

LOL XD

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Peter.

Is Dovahclean safe for snuggies?

[petercoffin]

@Blargaldalien It would probably eat right through it!

[TheKungFuProductions]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY GOLD.

[supleted]

@TheKungFuProductions By the eight, we only take septims!

[WafflecakezGames]

@TheKungFuProductions ahaha, hero!

[IansCheese]

Your looking skinny :O

[gallaros9]

Isnt it hilarious that when Machinima shows it, everyone complains how it sux, yet when a Y-star points it out, its all of the sudden awesome...

[petercoffin]

@gallaros9 What do you mean?

[gallaros9]

@petercoffin well, when i first saw it on machinima, i thought it was great and quite a clever joke.. yet they ended up with 100 times more dislikes than you have back then.. dunno how much they have now... what im saying is that because of that small "bad video spam" reputation that Machinima has, people start to see every clip that isnt Arby n´ the chief, freemans mind or similair as bad... thats why you have a better like/dislike feed, because people expect you to make good stuff

[petercoffin]

@gallaros9 Ah, okay. Sorry, just didn't completely understand.

[starkiller5150]

@gallaros9 what he means is when someone like RayWilliamJohnson points out shit like this it becomes instantly cool and hip even if it was gay and stupid before he pointed it out. Pretty sure Ray wasn't the one who pointed this out, but he was just an example.

[gallaros9]

@starkiller5150 its not exactly what i ment, but its a close call, its simple comercialising, you buy what you see

[RandomosityRules]

Lol

[reecemenzo]

This video is Legendary dont you mean?

[halo3junkie55]

So confused I thought I saw this like a month ago....

[petercoffin]

@halo3junkie55 On Machinima, yes. A few weeks ago. They get a two week exclusive on content I make for them, then I am allowed to post it on my channel.

[halo3junkie55]

@petercoffin Okay so I'm not going crazy....

[DAEDREKWARRIOR]

this video isnt funny... i didn't dislike it but i mean fuck its not...

[kpes2]

@DAEDREKWARRIOR let me guess someone stole your sweet roll

[not1336]

@DAEDREKWARRIOR I agree, it's cringe worthy

[DAEDREKWARRIOR]

@not1336 ik i did cringe

[hollytabatha]

I need to get me some dovahclean!

[MrFuzzyelvis]

roflmao awesome