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  • 65 people are the dog owner.

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  • "$300 fine...I think I'll kill my neighbor too". Love those lines.

  • @CODBORULER im watching it in 2012 :D

  • I lolled all the way through this song!

  • WOW what a good value i think ill kill my neibour too... LOL

  • 65 people are with PETA :3

  • a chihuahua is a real dog regardless of how its tret, but ppl like to dress them up which gives it a bad name !

  • They say a dog is man's best friend, but NONE of my best friends humped my leg, took a piss on my carpet, or ate cat turds. ;-)

  • Hello people of Country nature my name is Anderson. Do you like this song? Ofcourse you do. it is a very funny and uplifting song. So Enjoy that damn song from those Canada guys and LOVE IT I TELL YOU OR I WILL BE OUTSIDE YOUR DAMN DOOR.

  • He put the dog in my forgiving hands but then... it starts to bite, so i strangle it with all my might xD

  • You mean whipped and beaten?

  • chihuahuas can be lovely...when they are treated like dogs and not like human babies. i train dogs for a living so i know

  • @sweetjozie your 100% right because I had Yorkshire Terriers and i treated them like a dog and they acted like a dog (kinda makes sense).

  • LMBO This is the anthem for my circumstances. O_O 

  • This song is perfect for me, my neighbor bought a chihuahua, it barks all night.

  • as if youve repeated yourself you cunt lmfao !! its biological a chihuahua is smaller than a cat ...

  • Most dogs bark incessantly either because they've never been trained not to bark or because they are left alone way too often.

  • ill tell u why people think there rats because fukin paris hilton the slut .. dresses them up !!!! i have 3 chihuahuas in my family and they get tret like a dog so for all them people that think like that your fukin thick

  • i cant stand it when people say chihuahua's arnt proper dogs they clearly are ! and for the record ... the people that hate them, i couldnt give a flying fuck about you !!

  • @supermakeup21 Sorry buddy, just because somewhere along the line a cruel man tricked a family of rats into thinking they are dogs doesn't mean they are.

  • Sonsab***!! BUMPUSES!!

  • "How to Know its Not a Dog"

    If i can easily drop it over my back fence, NOT A DOG

    If it is the size of my dogs poop, NOT A DOG

    If it bounces when it barks, NOT A DOG

    Its a Yappin beeny baby thats what that is!

  • Thumbs up if you can relate to this song o-o

  • @theblackcatofchronos stfu noob, u ruined my fun with your stupid comment >.<

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  • it's 11 PM. I have to get up at four. the fuck dog wont shut up. >.<

  • not as bad as my neighbours..........

  • fucking dog bastards

  • Whoa what's with all the people commenting that they all want to actually kill a dog now? What are you people 5 years old or something? It's just a song, I highly doubt that the Arrogant Worms actually want people to go out and kill dogs now because of it... Some people really need to get a brain and stop going along with everything they see on TV or hear in a song like retarded 2 year olds... XD

  • Next door to my pa's house, there's a dog there that barks incessantly. How I wish I could kill him. Heck, three hundred buckeroos isn't much to pay for. Just go and do it. Although, the guy would probably get after me, if I did it.

  • Reminds me of the neighbours I have... They've got a chiwawa and I don't like them either...

  • Reminds me of the bishon frisché on the other side of the road. The little fucker keeps on barking to everyone.

  • can't sing is song

  • I just love sitting here and imagining him strangling the dog or slipping on a tuuurrrddd.

  • who is watching this in 2011

  • @CODBORULER  :D me

  • @JOEXDJOEyyyyyaaaaaayyyyy :D

  • @CODBORULER Not a single person.

  • @CODBORULER only 43 people in the last 4 months. I wonder when the rest of them are watching...

  • @CODBORULER i do right now

  • @CODBORULER not me.

  • @CODBORULER nope 2012 YEAH!

  • @CODBORULER no, 3011

  • If you have to bend down to pet it, it ain't a dog.

  • funny i kill my neijbor tpo

  • the dog scares me T.T has a diabolic face :O

  • chihuahuas are goddamn abominations anyway

  • I did actually enjoy staring at the chihuahua(:

  • BEST SONG EVER :D

  • AH I HATE CHIHUAHUAS! Wenever I see one I want to kick it!! :(

  • I love dogs and all but I hate the tiny dogs when they bark. >_<

  • i hate dogs i wanna kill the dog behind me

  • lololololol

    

  • Trevor Strong is my "Student" teacher for my grade 10 Civics & Careers class. I think it's flippin' awesome. I don't know why his songs don't have more views... Seriously, this is my favorite out of all his songs.

    Anyway, ON, CANADA FTW!

  • @DrakeDraconia

    *Chuckle* You are funny..

  • 61 people also have mutts, not real dogs like Huskies and St. Bernards.

  • 61 people have dogs that turd on other people's lawns.

  • Gotta kill the dog... Gotta kill the neighbor... Gotta kill the cops too... just kill everyone. And I mean EVERYONE.

  • @IndependentBlackSoul Awwwwwwwwwww dont kill me I am a Phantom so it wont do much good I'm dead anyway so dont try it heh.........

  • I thank AMV Hell 3 for introducing me to this song.

  • If it is smaller than my cat, it isn't a dog.

  • @Greatkingrat88 Jeff Dunham rite?

  • @DXtreme96 lolwut?

  • @Greatkingrat88 If i can drop kick it over the fence its not a dog. If my labs crap is bigger then it, its not a dog.

  • Why isn't their a video guys?

  • DAMN YOU

    

  • oh i have a chihuahua..that makes me the neighbour

  • i <3 thisa song

  • HAHAHAHAHA SOOO FUNNY my dad went to school with one of these guys

  • @ezugbu cool

    

  • Hahaha lmao "I slipped on a turd and was sure it wasn't mine" :)

  • I love this song, despite how mean it is.

  • Chihuahua is spelled chihuahua! Not chiwawa.

  • my grama hates the dog next door!!!

  • @ golf11117 i think there part fuckin cat

  • i love this f'ing song

  • id reather have a huge ass husky not those ugly ass ratty dogs

  • @tex747 i know right like fuck those dogs are like rats

  • Un... whens it over?

    

  • Wow!  What a good value! I think I'll kill my neighbor too!

  • I hate those weird little rat-dogs that celebrities carry around in their purses. If it fits into a small handbag, it comes out of the dog class

  • This is genious!

    

  • if it can fit under you shoe... in aint a dog

  • i hate chiwawa's and most small dogs

  • the chiwawa is a real dog bred to catch rats hinse the big ears small bodys loud barks and its sense of "im bigger than u" mentality so yeah they are real dogs for a real purpose . . . although they are fing anoying most of the times >_>

  • I think we can all relate to this

  • @Nato583 Yah but 300 for a fuckin dog???? I wouldnt pay 10 dollars! lol

  • aint is not a wor but i love this song it is very very funny

  • @ratsnach wor is also not a word, so i would like to inform you of this very important message, this has been typed out with complete disregard to grammar, but all real words, so focus very hard on this last VERY REAL word, FAIL!

  • @TheEthman13 If it also bounces when it barks it aint a dog

  • My neghbors had a dog like this. exept this was a bloodhound, almost as tall as me at the time. It somehow gnawed through the brick wall and attacked me at night. so then my mom "accedently" ran it over 20 times. now he is no more. hooray! and besides, it was the top convict for a recent murder.

  • "Wow, what a good value, I think ill kill my neighbor too!" I rofled.

  • @Nbccool as did i :D

  • 60 people have never lived next door to a kick-me-dog.......

  • omg he slipped on a turd o.o WHOS TURD WASIT?!?!? oh wait its just the dogs

  • I want to kill my neighbors dog, just stepped in its waste on my way home from class. Got dog crap all over my boots. I hate dogs so much.

  • XDDD *squeezes my dog* Don't you dare come close to meh dog!

  • I am the 1000th like! I WANT TO KILL THE DOG UPSTAIRS!

  • I want to kill my neighbor's dog.

  • 60 people lived next door to The Arrogant Worms' house

  • I've got two huge Newfoundlands. They scare away Jehovah's witnesses. And rat-dogs. I love them. So much.

  • my neighbors own three chiuauas....this is my theme song ;~;

    also....I have a freak labrador retriever mutt....try to kick it and see if you still have legs to do it with XDD

  • @kittenLORD89 same here but my neibors have 5 chiuauas and I want to drop kick all of them

  • @chaynejr1 oh god I feel so sorry for you D:

    XD unfortunatley my neighbors also have like a bazillion kids and their always screaming.....that and the chiuauas make me respect serial killers ;~;

  • @kittenLORD89 holy crap to you I salute

  • my neighbors own three chiuauas....this is my theme song ;~;

  • I love this song it's so funny XD

  • nuts work! make sure you give alot.

  • HAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wtf

  • 60 people killed the dog next door and was arrested for it

  • one animal was harmed in the making of this song

  • if i can kick it in my neighbor's face it's a cat.....if i can kick it over my fence it's a chihuahua if i kick it and it throws cash in the air...HOLY SHIT! it's my mom!!!

  • Great song. Shame I actually like the dog next door :P

  • I have a dog, but he's a Rodegian Ridgeback and German shepard mix, so try to strangle him and see if you still have your face.

  • i got a new dog, it is a wired haired terrier and NO ETHMAN YOU CAN NOT KICK IT OVER MY FENCE

  • @TheJuicywaffle 5 bucks says me and ethman kick your dog over my house

  • 57 people like dirty little rat dogs.

  • HALARIOUS song XD

  • I have one... SHE IS EVIL! Well, actually it's my mom's so she is really protective. If I even go near my mom she will lunge at me!!!

  • I hate pit bulls and chinchillas because there basicaly an oversized rat.

  • @viper10011 nah pit bulls r worse its as if they they hit a brick wall at birth

  • @stefrockets My pitbull is the sweetest thing in the world(;

  • some times i think off rigging up a gun so that every dog that comes into my garden gets what it deserves 

  • Part funny, part aggravating...I can't stand yappy dogs too, but the reason many of them are yappy is that irresponsible owners simply lock them up and never give them attention. Often they're left in the heat with no food or water. I don't understand why people even get pets, if they're going to ignore them and stick them outside. Dogs get lonely too!

  • @Kailys3 your half right but they don't lock them up they just keep them in the back yard and don't even bother with them they just want attention

  • Lol, I found this song hilarious! I have a chihuahua, but she's the exact opposite. She busts any chihuahua theory wiiide open. She never barks, she never does gross things, and all she wants to do is curl up on people's laps. XD Still found this funny.

  • I think that thing is gonna bite my fucking soul.

  • Some dogs just aren't pleasant, like some people. Chihuahuas are the anti-pug. Sad all those silly people who actually saw the movie thought they'd like one, because even a chihuahua doesn't deserve that sort of owner.

  • Ha, I heard about a guy who visited Mexico and came back with a rat. He thought he had bought a chihuahua NO JOKE.

  • @ThatOneRandomGuy194 Holy shit, I saw the same story on TV

  • I love it!

  • 56 people have chihuahuas!

  • Non-violent solution: Mail both neighbor and dog to Siberia. (Not that the violent solution doesn't seem fairly satisfying)

  • Only $300 for killing a dog? You can get sent to jail for a long time for just hurting a dog. That guy was lucky.

  • @khoraski Only in the US with its retarded animal protection laws , in canada ,we kill what we want how we want it because we can ,hahahaha.

    They have no intelligence ,no soul ,and yeah ,if id kill my neighbord's chihuahua i'd probably get a fine around 300$ too , hahaha

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  • @SovietMudkipTheTiger In Canada you can still get sent to jail (though it is only for like a year or two) for killing a dog (or cat...or horse...but you get the point)...and also get a fine...plus some people are even banned from ever owning animals (legally at least...you could always not register them...and go through the whole jail and fine process again). Also the fine is normally more then $300...but that depends on the situation.

  • @Karebear0711 If its not your dog , nothing prevents me from buying a dog and killing it myself

  • @SovietMudkipTheTiger that actually depends. If it is your dog and you kill it through an abusive/inhumane way then you can be charged with animal cruelty under the criminal code. Though if you were to kill it in a way that is not considered to cause "unnecessary pain, suffering or injury to an animal " or to “willfully permit unnecessary pain, suffering or injury” by a third party to the animal then you probably wont get charged at all. Though all that is circumstantial.

  • @Karebear0711 I think decapitated with a machete can almost be taken as painless , hahahha almost.

    Beside ,its not like anyone will miss any dog I kill and bury in a hole , no one will investigate the death of the little fucking shit

  • @SovietMudkipTheTiger Sure. Though i guess it would be easier to do so if you lived in the country (without close neighbors). If you lived in the city people would be bound to notice (you get nosy neighbors) either by the fact that they saw you with a dog and now it's gone, or the fact that you are digging a random hole to bury a suspicious bundle. And why would buy a dog just to kill it? (if you don't like them don't buy them - that's what pounds are for...they get to kill legally ;) )

  • If a dog poops on my lawn and makes love to my leg it's not a dog, it's dead meat.

  • A chihuahua almost ripped my lower lip off. Note to the world: Do not, i repeat, DO NOT stick face into pillow cave

  • Love the backing. "Chihuahua, chihuahua, chihuahua, chihuahua, chihuahua..."

    Just that is stuck in my head... it's not fair... chihuahua.

  • Man are they ugly. Usually when I see a guy walking a little shitbrick "dog" like that I think....'that guy lost an argument....

  • @HBOMB99 proving that the greatest evils stem from women

  • this song is amazing rofllollmfao

  • A chihuahua is useless on every level.. not even good as a side dish

  • Small dogs = toe rockets....i hit with my toe and it goes like a rocket :P

  • if I can kick it over my back fence it aint a dog

  • @TheEthman13 lol jeff dunham

  • @TheEthman13 jeff dunham ftw.

  • @TheEthman13 Well it wouldn't be anymore at least

  • @TheEthman13 jefafaa dun-haaam (.com) reference ftw

  • @TheEthman13 then what is it

  • this song was made for me. my neiboure has a chihiahua and it barks all night

  • I wish i could rig up shotgun in a way that when a dog comes into my garden it gets blown to doggy heaven

  • I call em' toe rockets....cuz when I hit them with my toe,,they go like rockets XD my friend has one....I FUCKING HATE IT

  • so i grab an axe and off i go

  • okai... now that's just crazy...

  • it made love :C

  • if its under a foot tall i hate it. if its name starts with chi and ends with huahuas it has no right to live.

  • I just found about this group through a film called stupidity what a fun group! reminds me a little of the dead milkmen

  • this song is so true... 300 isnt much to pay.

  • they aint dogs, they're footballs. Just like a pigeon isnt a bird, its a sky rat

  • @HorseRider11223  true true

  • if a dog can't fend off intruders, I don't call it a dog. that's a TOY. Or a rat.

  • an easy solution to this problem, ask if the dog wants to play baseball! DUH!

  • if its called a dog and it loks like a rat and i can punt it i call it a chihuahua (thanks for the spelling tip from silverlom60)

  • listen from 1:27 to the end. this part is for theresa

  • my bunny is the size of a really small chihuahua. that an't a dog

  • if a bucket of KFC has more weight than an animal its a rat

  • lmao

  • I dont see why everyone hates chihuahuas.... i mean if the neighbor lets their dog bark all day and night, its their fault. My chihuahua is well trained and barely barks at anyone.