House diagnoses Conan

[skillsz0rs]

Thanks for the laugh track, I do not know when to laugh.

[josephfiennes14]

PAUSE QUICKLY AT 0:08 AND LOOK AT HUGHS SEXY FACE!!!! :O

[Jmblinn13]

Age... 92. Or 12.

[SpartanXan117]

Pffft HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

House puts his hand on Conan's crotch then when Conan runs outta the room, House tries to whip liquid off his hand!

xD!

[yamanito]

Haha

[CamillaHeggoy]

WHAT!!!??? Conan???

[MrXGLWalker]

Dear Journal:

Its been 20 days 3 hours and 5 seconds since I started looking for ColeCola12´s comment.

Im starting to get tired.

Im starting to.......

.....lose hope......

[cowdust51]

@MrXGLWalker just fucking go to their profile and browse comment history

[KitFoxune]

@MrXGLWalker

Last comment I've seen from ColeCola12 was on Page 13... Didn't see any other after that...

[allemann]

@MrXGLWalker

"

He is english you dumbfuck

ColeCola12 4 months ago

"

[BlankPageNumberXIII]

@MrXGLWalker Better drink your own piss, will boost morale.

[rockywb00]

Sean Connery. Diagnosed by house I'll take medical terms and conditions for 500 TREBEK

[linkinparktvbr]

Lupus!

[fantask1]

Who is Conan?

[eat666shit]

@fantask1 o'brien or the barbarian for the rest of you ...

[DarknightVader]

I thought he was going to smell his hand afterward.

[slim240293]

'House diagnoses James Bond' would've been better...

[nellie2581]

I like Hugh Laurie's American accent

[seankmcclain]

Oi! I'm a ginger, I just think it's a funny term.

[HAPPYKAT926]

@aeoliandorian , that was truly offensive. Ginger is a slang term.

[Aeoliandorian]

He's so Ginger he could get cancer from a crescent moon.

[majorboogie1991]

its TB you idiot

[Jallorn]

What does Conan say at the end there?

[JMS1493]

Its MS

[jimene89]

Love this!

[AwkwardizeMyLife]

Must be Lupus.

[Khazadum246]

@AwkwardizeMyLife It's never lupus.

[JMcH]

My diagnosis...

...he's a ginger!!! Get him!!!

[JMcH]

I have never loved House more.

[whataradialacks]

Sarcoidosis. That's my answer

[Crosby4hyg]

Was this actually from an episode of House? I thought I'd seen them all and I don't remember this.

[Malakian720]

@Crosby4hyg Nah its a clip for conans show

[JMcH]

@Malakian720 - Emmys, not his show.

[Malakian720]

@JMcH I stand corrected! Or because im on a computer....I sit corrected..lol

[JMcH]

@Malakian720 - It's okay. I can see how the two can be confused. He's not funny on his show or on the Emmys.  Or anywhere else.

[LordMagtheridon]

@Crosby4hyg it was a part of opening video for when Conan was hosting the Emmy's

[TheHuMoCa]

It was probably lupus

[SkrateBeastin]

Diagnosis: Irish?

[imsohornynwet]

lol

[bradwolf07]

Age 92...or 12

[tubenachos]

House and Conan, epic.

[soundatstage]

age 92 or 12 xD

[VRtechman]

Really?! LOL! Guess I missed that one!!

[DurzzToxin]

:44 You must be a Weasley!

[YoonaNeomuYeppeoSeo]

Did anyone notice House shaking his hand at the end, as though he had something wet on it? Hmmm I wonder what that's supposed to imply.

[beinstine]

Conan is a truly ugly guy.

[stgenerations]

That wasn't funny at all.

[wowthungsten]

@stgenerations We're going to give you pills for that. A lack of a sense of humor is quite within the medical profession's ability to cure nowadays. You're in luck!

[kaister901]

Holy crap i knew conan was tall but after seeing him stand higher than hugh then it really hit me of how much a giant conan really is....

[sivret20]

OOH put a feather in your cap... i love that expression he has on his face

[mac19971]

Possible AlBINOOOOOOO... XD

[yankees3936]

Fucking hilarious. OOOh What a Feather in your Cap

[sentry786948]

about 40 europeans are total losers and have nothing better to do than talk crap about another country on the internet. way to thumbs up. a few more and youll surely defeat the nation with your youtube comment.

[braun3812]

Looking for ColeCola12 comment now.

[zhangkristina]

@braun3812 me too... think it got deleted.

[dannielpreto]

@braun3812 Why? Now I have to look for a comment that might not even exist :(

[ijtpijtpijtp]

@braun3812 It's really not that hard, just press ctrl and F and type in ColeCola12

[rsmagedark39]

@ijtpijtpijtp Came here to say that.

[dchalf10]

@braun3812 Or you could not, and just grow a dick...

[awesomeonejess]

Lol crazy comments, directly attacking one another is a logical fallacy ^.~

[ckdafinest]

your a woman right?



[Tuthei]

@sk8tafrnk I'm skeptical of your use of the word revered there and consequently your superior intellect ;-)

Let the games begin . . .

[heathledgerish]

people just need to stop arguing and enjoy the fucking video!

[DarkMoonGeneral]

Love this. Also Hugh is From England the one people are confusing him with his Hugh Jackman he is the aussie.

[KristineMendoza13]

I love how house analyzes people!

[CarpMaster2007]

Pretty much Gingervitis.

[keyblok]

Conan is taller than Hugh? It can't be...

[lolpauve]

It's Tarja Halonen's disease

[Nubble18]

It looks weird when House is shorter than someone else :DD

[pawlakppp]

@Nubble18 it's strange but... you're right ;)

[wowthungsten]

@Nubble18 But then Conan is -very tall-.

[Peetonium]

Age? 92... or 12...

[kaitlinan]

SO TALL

[Javjean]

Or twelve.

[MadHattery101]

After a massive attack soon after Conan's visit, Dr. Gregory House was able to correctly diagnose his patient with having the notorious genetic disease of gingervitis.

[pocahontas777777]

@kdog120587 i know right.

[CouchSynchs]

Doctor, how does the prognosis look? Looks good!

[toucansam3]

I'd like House more if he was English.

[bigtoken90]

@toucansam3 so hed be the docotor?

doctor who joke

[toucansam3]

@bigtoken90 Huh?

[ColeCola12]

@toucansam3

He is english you dumbfuck

[toucansam3]

@ColeCola12 Hugh Laurie is English, the character House is American you fuckhead.

[ProdigalSon16]

@toucansam3 i think he was joking

[toucansam3]

@ProdigalSon16 I don't think he was, he thought he got me and failed and will never be heard from again.

[ztztzyzy]

@toucansam3 wrong. Hugh Laurie is in fact Aussie.

[toucansam3]

@ztztzyzy Incorrect! Hugh Laurie was born in Oxford, England in 1959.

[lolpauve]

@ztztzyzy epic fail

[ztztzyzy]

@lolpauve hey genius,can't you come up with something other than that overused phrase? i guess i should expect that from a teenybopper that has kutcher on his/her/its channel....

[lolpauve]

@ztztzyzy Now your just trying to defend yourself. What do you mean by that Kutcher comment?

[ztztzyzy]

@lolpauve it's "you're"....read between the lines....

[sk8tafrnk]

@ztztzyzy You're an idiot. Have you ever heard an Australian accent in your life... OR have you ever used Google before?

Obviously not. Google was a tool invented to give morons like you a chance to not seem morons. Maybe you should try it sometime. It will change your life.

[ztztzyzy]

@sk8tafrnk nah, that was done to see how total idiots like you would react. obviously you got your panties in a bunch, calm down, idiot, you reacted like someone who wishes hugh would give him an anal probe. it's so easy to bait tards like you lmao

[sk8tafrnk]

@ztztzyzy Nice cop out. Just between you and me.

They invented Google for morons like you. To give you a chance to not look like a bloody idiot before you go spouting off about things you don't even know. Then you wouldn't have to spend any time thinking of a way to make it look like you knew what you were talking about from the start.

Use Google from now on. It will change your life.

[ztztzyzy]

@sk8tafrnk as i said, it was to bait idiot trolls like you and you bit, it was NOT a copout. i knew from a show he did with letterman that he is from england. google is not the only source of such info, moronicus. you have a strange fetish with hugh....maybe he will give you that anal probe as a lark and fulfill your sick fantasy.....whatever waves your flag....

[sk8tafrnk]

@ztztzyzy It didn't say Google was the only source of info. Even well well sourced peer reviewed paper should be revered with skepticism and not hailed as your only source.

You've probably never dealt with somebody of my superior intellect before, so I'm going to give you a courteous warning. Don't mess with me. I'm 10 steps ahead of you and I can tell you didn't know. You're only burying yourself in idiocy.

[forestferret]

@sk8tafrnk you're a cocky one aren't you? If you're so great why are you hanging around youtube? Get a life yeah?

[sk8tafrnk]

@forestferret I'm cocky? No, you're an idiot!

I don't have enough time for this nonsense. I have really important things to do. No time to waste.

[ztztzyzy]

@sk8tafrnk you kept saying google this, google that and NEVER mentioned any other source. "it didn't say google was...." and, "Even well well (sic) sourced peer reviewed...." "superior intellect" indeed. when did i mention a "peer reviewed paper"? superior intellect? feh! don't mess with you? like pointing out the obvious, that you don't proof read your own comments? if you were "10 steps ahead" of me, you wouldn't make those grade school errors, mr. faux-superior intellect....

[sk8tafrnk]

@ztztzyzy Are you fucking retarded? Google isn't a single source. It's an engine that gives you access to millions of different sources. You can look up scientific articles, from which I am witnessing, you would greatly benefit from reading.

Do you expect me to drive to the library simply so I can see if they have books you need? No. Fucking Google it yourself. You look up library books on google too. And you can buy books... and look up reviews to find good ones.

Hope you're learning.

[ztztzyzy]

@sk8tafrnk i just posted that i didn't mention books, you keep bringing that up.so, who needs to learn?

[sk8tafrnk]

@ztztzyzy You need to learn.

[ComedyNurd]

@ztztzyzy Really lame cover for your ignorance. In this day and age, Google is actually quite informative. Far more reliable than an old-print encyclopedia, considering it is updated daily.

[ztztzyzy]

@ComedyNurd really lame comment for your stupidity. read my comments again, genius, as in google is not the only source for info....

[ComedyNurd]

@ztztzyzy I never said anyone was "stupid," nor did I say Google was the only source for information. Stupidity and ignorance have very little correlation. Unless you are unsure of the definition of "ignorance," you should re-read my previous comment.

[MegaBumblebee666]

@ztztzyzy I wish but u are so wrong look up Hugh Laurie in IMDB and it will say that he was born. James Hugh Calum Laurie

June 11, 1959 in Oxford, Oxfordshire, England, UK

[hagenar]

@MegaBumblebee666 He or she probably had confused Laurie with Jackman.

[MegaBumblebee666]

@hagenar Damnit I'm australian how could I forget about Hugh Jackman. You're probably right about this, very easy to confuse the 2, thanks.

[ztztzyzy]

@MegaBumblebee666 i know that. see my comment to gayboy sk8afrnk = s.k.-ate-a-frankfurter lol

[ztztzyzy]

@MegaBumblebee666 btw, the above comment to gayboy frnk is directed at him only, not you. take a look at his channel and the negative comments. he is a self loathing, anti-white, miserable troll and looks like one too! that's why i don't take his comments seriously....

[DarkMoonGeneral]

@ztztzyzy

Hugh is English. Everyone knows that. ToucanSam is correct.

[lavaheadlvr1369]

@ztztzyzy ...are you retarded?



[ztztzyzy]

@lavaheadlvr1369 no genius, how am i able to type if i were? how did m.i.t. miss a prodigy like you?

[lavaheadlvr1369]

@ztztzyzy Plenty of retards type well enough. Like you they have no idea what they are saying though. Hugh Laurie is English, he was born in Oxford. I must wonder if you are just Trolling or if you really are this stupid.

And just so you know, you're being outclassed by a teenager.

[TheShnitster]

@lavaheadlvr1369 yea bro thats some classsy shiiiieeet riiigggghhhtt thuuurrrrr

[lavaheadlvr1369]

@TheShnitster I don't think you understand what the definition of class. I'm not using profanity or any general vulgarity, and I'm conducting myself in a more adult manner than this person who didn't even attempt to confirm his facts as well as yourself who intended to mock me in an open forum. So yes, I am being classy.

[ztztzyzy]

@lavaheadlvr1369 a teenage moron.....read my posts....i knew laurie was english when he discussed that with letterman, ya dildo

[lavaheadlvr1369]

@ztztzyzy oh, so you're an unimaginative troll who does nothing but bait people. my bad. you must be fat from this, so I'll stop feeding you now, Troll.

[ztztzyzy]

@lavaheadlvr1369 so you're an unimaginative reponder that does nothing but troll other peoples posts. oops you must be a special ed student, my bad.  now do what you implied and go away....

[PromiserOfDeath]

@toucansam3 lots good British Actors out their.

[MrCm1515]

@toucansam3 wow you seem MADBRO

[frittern13]

@toucansam3 it aint weird that somebody thinks he is amarican so just calm THE FUCK DOWN!

[toucansam3]

@frittern13 What are you talking about?

[frittern13]

@toucansam3 read youre own comment before you ask stupid........

[toucansam3]

@frittern13 I read my comment numbnuts and what you said still makes no sense.

[VONiiE8]

@toucansam3 funny, cause Hugh Laurie is actually English xD

[toucansam3]

@VONiiE8 yes he is...yes he is

[susankohistany]

House looks like Chris Martin from Coldplay

[streetcat93]

Christopher Walken, Hugh Laurie, Dennis Hopper, Best Actors.

[DarkElement003]

psshh we all know what Conan really has, a serious case of the Ginger-itis.

[jtpruzz]

@DarkElement003 i thought that said Ginger-tits.

[AbyssEndless]

The NBC logo clearly says it all

[bamabelle327]

"Possibly albino." lol, Conan.. he'll always get the pale jokes.

[tobi1480]

@bamabelle327 Plus a ginger, so he has no soul...

[katelync0]

"age..92...or 12"

[UtopianGaia]

crap

[DJHeroMist]

was this an ep?

[DragonBleu01]

@DJHeroMist Are you moron or what? It isn't House MD episode, it is just a fucking intro of Emmy Awards.

[DJHeroMist]

@DragonBleu01 i dont watch the emmy's so i didnt know that and i didnt see like the first season of house and the second.... so i didnt know is all. or it could of been a skit for his show lol :\ no need for the name calling man... >.>

[TheTechnoTurtle]

@DJHeroMist Did you not hear the live laughing in the background?

[DJHeroMist]

@TheTechnoTurtle wasnt paying attention to that.... 

[IolhBallerinainParis]

What THE BLOODY HELL do you need those F&CKING laughters on this ADORABLE video?

[nonamer88]

@IolhBallerinainParis They are laughs from the audience you god damn moron.

[svtcontour]

@nonamer88 LOL I had to laugh at that.. I cant believe someone thought that whoever uploaded the video overlayed a laugh track or something :)

[blackflame100]

"It's Lupus."

[matthewweihl]

@blackflame100 NEVER!

[Mshalamov]

Let's rule out amyloidosis

[kodatastical]

At least we know it's not lupus...

[rzbrzotrzBGD]

@kodatastical just wait for the DD, it will pop out eventually. I laughed so much on your comment, thx

[vinceoniep]

@kodatastical It's never lupus xD

[melkon1an]

@kodatastical everyone posts this comment on every fucking house video

[wildperson]

@melkon1an

Common reference. U mad?

[karrarthejackal]

@kodatastical Its never lupus .

[kiomn]

@kodatastical "its never lupus"

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

House & Conan= EPIC WIN!!

[bossbower]

I thought he was gonna sniff his hand at the end

[doyoulikesprinkles]

SURREAL! This is so hilarious, even years later!!

[LoycoFactory]

omg conan is so tall hugh laurie is actually SHORTER than him!

[Darusdei]

@LoycoFactory conan is 4cm taller not very much...

[loocow1554]

what episode is this?

[TheYael1995]

@loocow1554 its not a house episode you schmuck its for the emmy awards XD XD

[fredmomma]

@loocow1554 idiot

[loocow1554]

@fredmomma ow well i am sorry i am not a fag who watches all the meaning less awards americans give out to make them feel better for being so fat

[imtheskateboarder]

@loocow1554 And I 'm sorry that they don't teach you how do read the discription box below youtube videos in whatever country your from. I'm also sorry that you are so bored in said country that you comment on a video you know nothing about and think it makes sense to call everyone else fat.

[fredmomma]

@loocow1554 lol true but its still funny that you thought this was from an episode of house

[loocow1554]

@fredmomma yea kinda i didn't think it was actually but it looked like a good episode so i thought i would check

[coolboy2153]

He's been diagnosed with lack of comedy, or low c.