Gimli's Rap

[EvilMushroomProd]

u should of doen full song(i own the cd with this song on it(extended version) its liek 3 mins not 2)

[arsieiuni]

@EvilMushroomProd You should have read the full comments on the end and then you'd know it happened by accident and therefore comments on what I "should of doen" must be appealed in writing to Eris.

[jaspertheking4life]

thumbs up if you want Gimli for president of Earth

[TheThinkbo]

I have watch this so many times but it gets better and better

[arsieiuni]

@TheThinkbo Alcohol makes it almost actually good. :)

[Juro120]

Great rap.I like it

[jokosar97]

man this rocks it's perfect i love it

[deadpool32123]

screw icp 1 star

[arsieiuni]

You sir, speak profoundness beyond your years. At least 12, I'm imagining?

[drunkenboxer123456]

ICP blows cock

[arsieiuni]

I don't actually think Violent Jay denies this fact.

Cheers.

[SuperProofman]

прикольно!)

[arsieiuni]

... WHAT?

[SuperProofman]

прикольно!)

[arsieiuni]

... I'm scared.

[puggle7882]

The voice fits Gimli perfectly. Haha when it talks about hanging out w/ freaks Frodo.

[arsieiuni]

At least someone gets it. I've been watching comments scroll by for months now that suggested no one gets it...

[Timo13124]

Der bass is geil

[arsieiuni]

According to Google Translate, you said: The bass is : (pick one!) randy horny raunchy lecherous fertile rich luxurious wicked rank brilliant I think all of the above is appropriate.

[adamd2010]

try putting number 1 n=dubz and tinchy stryeder together ith the fight scene in the fellowship in the dwarven mine u ave 2 get it right but it works

[larsinator64]

das geilste lied auf der welt

[arsieiuni]

I think that's Rammstein.

I am pretty sure they aren't the ones doing Lachenhaille... not that I'm bothering to look up the spelling.

[TraceurDajed]

Englisch!!

[arsieiuni]

You got a "c" caught in your English there... you might wanna get that checked out.

[Krokohase]

OMG my subwoofer xD

[arsieiuni]

Sit on it.

Lol.

[paranoidude]

LOL Lord of the ICP!

[arsieiuni]

They are on a magical journey to the mystical realm of Shangri-La to do the bidding of the Great Milenko...

[Firespectrum122]

i got a funk...

"MOTHA FUCKA!"

XD

[arsieiuni]

What would Youtube be like if half the comments weren't someone quoting the video directly. Hah...

[Mukadez]

Metal ftw.

[arsieiuni]

I'm particularly fond of Aluminium.

Say it like you're British "Al-yu-MAIN-ee-um".

[kiuaskivi1]

best in youtube!!!!!!!!

[kryzoolr]

AIN'T YO BIDNESS, How I act!

AIN'T YO BIDNESS, Don't get slapped!

AIN'T YO CONCERN, WHAT WE DO!

LESS YOU WANT YO, Face Slapped Too!

[arsieiuni]

YES! I just love people who reply to vids by ... quoting the vid.

lol

[PlayerTristler]

Gimli an die macht :D

[arsieiuni]

I'm not sure what you said exactly but thank you sir!

[0bJect0f33l]

he says that gimli will have the power

[arsieiuni]

You sir, are smarter than Google Translate.

I'm not sure if that's saying much, but you have my compliments!

Cheers!

[0bJect0f33l]

thanks ^^

[TheMagicManju]

Yeah mann!!!^^

[melindastrassekonig]

Very funny Gimli!

[lolwashere]

can i still date ur daughter i mean i gotta i like the way she taste.......hahahahahhahah fucking alarious

[Wingdefender]

I hate Rap and Hip Hop.

Metal!

[arsieiuni]

I am also not a fan!

I think Gimli would like Metal too if he were exposed to the right artists. Brutality seems to fit him.

[jargoseth]

try Gorgoroth ;P

[arsieiuni]

I think he died in Mortal Combat.

Thanks though!

[Unit403]

you should make one with amon amarth ;)

[arsieiuni]

I can't understand what they are saying between the overpowering guitar and their voiceless screaming efforts.

Personally I prefer Manowar for my Norse-themed metal. At least I know what the Hel they're talking about.

Of course, the third LotR wouldn't be bad set to Blood of the Kings... but then this is the part where I remind everyone I didn't make this video on purpose. :)

[vaultking101]

Perhaps some Metallica, then. I personally think that Legolas's preference is Polka. The hobbits like Bluegrass, Aragorn's a fan of the Beatles, Gandalf likes Reggae, and Boromir simply prefers belly-dancing.

[arsieiuni]

I abhor the idea that Aragorn is a fan of the Beatles. Too much respect for the man for that shit. :D

[vaultking101]

Right. Maybe...Rolling Stones? Bangles? What then? Weird Al Yankovic?

[greatlotrfan]

agreed \m/

[arsieiuni]

Throw it up.

[natehead]

Did you miss the title of the video? Why did you even bother clicking it if you hate rap and hip hop? Just so you could tell the world you hate it. Way to go chuckle-nuts. Mission accomplished.

[arsieiuni]

"Chuckle-nuts"... thank you. I peed.

And before you guys start into the "talking to myself' commentary again, I'm just three months behind on replying to comments so it's no doubt spamming the front page with my replies. Chuckle-nuts. I lol'd.

[iloveh900]

lol

[PhePheBill]

haahahahah awesome

[gamerguyPlonks]

song sucks....

[Alexoro5]

nice song

[borat935]

i like it

[jimiammo]

too bad ICP songs are so horrible.

[arsieiuni]

I used to think they were funny when I was a teenager but I have slowly evaporated my collection over the years over just losing the taste for it. A few songs are still good... but not that good.

[TWubs93]

are you reacting on every reaction you get??

[tanngull]

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[arsieiuni]

Chicken Shit?

[bleach7833]

XD Haha that was hillarious

[arsieiuni]

Why thank you. :)

[bleach7833]

You are welcome

[szapikaszapi]

i like this sound, what is it?

[arsieiuni]

"Rocket Man" by Elton John.

[carazide]

Hey!

Love this video :)

And the music!

Only bad thing about this is the thing at the end, annoys me everytime ( should have stuck with ICP :) )

Oh hey, still, it's the cleanest version on youtube, so i'll keep listening :D

[arsieiuni]

It's called Lachenheil ... I think. It's by some other band that I thought was Rammstein... and found out later I was wrong...

I have always found it amusing... has this almost... 80's sound to it for most of the song... just in German. Then suddenly, Chipmunk voices and the Deep-voiced scary German Guy starts the "Lalalala!" 's... and yeah... that's hilarious to me.

Sorry. If you want to hear the whole song, this isn't the best vid for it. Maybe I'll post something...

[MrEatbrainz]

if gimli did rap in the films this is probably what it would look like

[Grimtone20]

gay

[arsieiuni]

That's what all the other fangirls said too.

[djcrunkz]

haha i love it . seems like gimli would really rap on this video lol 5/5

[LoLTrolli123]

this is very great :D i like it ;)

[14DEADSOUL]

lol i keep coming back to this vid cos its so funny. and i just read the comments lmao. if it sucks why do you take your time and waste it righting 'this sucks' lmao losers. i still think this vid is bloody funny though.

[arsieiuni]

Because they sport a 3 word vocabulary.

"This", "Sucks", and "Awesome!"

Such is the You Tubes. -_-

Glad you enjoyed it.

[Lightbringer09]

I favourited it, becos its great, and I like to watch how u are sarcastic to the haters xD

I was almost about to insult u just to see how u would answer.

So uhmm, how should I put it?

How about:

U fuckin suck!!

JK its great man :P

[arsieiuni]

(Okay I'll play along!)

Hey, everyone's entitled to their opinion! If mine were the only world view I was able to witness, I would lead a drab and colorless life wrought of the fantasy of my own self-centered perspective... It is the opinions of others that add color and flavor to my life. For your gift of verbal spices, I should think that I owe you far more than my recreation of a once in a lifetime phenomenon. Thank you, sir. You have been my Crayola today.

()__Blue__()>

[Lightbringer09]

Thank u, it was great... I like the video as well xD

[arsieiuni]

XD

The greatest thing is seeing how pissed someone will get over my replies to their hatred being incredibly friendly sounding.

So they set out to make me feel bad, end up feeling angry themselves, and making me really happy in the process. lol

[josiemcccarthy666]

HAHAHAHAHAH OMG Indeed these replies are fkn A!

[KiraWithCupOfTea]

nice ;) really suits him

[KiraWithCupOfTea]

Hahahaha!

Youre genius (that about your comment answers)

and video... cool *nosebleed* that voice really suit him :P

Greetings.

[arsieiuni]

Now that you say that... yea it kinda could be a good voice for him. I honestly never thought of it like that... it was more "what' was said that I paid attention to. But then I've never really been the type to *nosebleed* over dwarves. (No offense, just not for me!) But with the right accenting, Violent J probably /could/ do a decent Gimli voice.

[kursaki]

what song is this? im kidding but really nive vid! XD

[greenpea246]

Ha ha! I think this is brilliant - really works with the whole Dwarves/Elves hatred! And I love the 0.40 bit with Frodo! All in all, funny video, and loving all of the witty/sarcastic replies to negative comments too!

[arsieiuni]

I know! Frodo looks so wigged out in that part, and he's got so much strange mental stuff going on... and then the song is basically talking about being freaked out and crazy. Hah. :)

[09TheSims3]

What's the name of the song?

Just kidding!

[Winga1011]

this sucks

[arsieiuni]

Thank you for the C&C. Your words are by and far more inspiring and enjoyable than my video. I'm honored to have someone as important and busy as you leaving comments on my minor efforts.

[Vader1232]

Great job....lol.

5 stars :D

favorited.

[Vader1232]

Great job lol.

5/5 stars. Favorited.

[VictoriaNejdling]

Sorry but it's so booring. Not funny.

[arsieiuni]

That's alright. I'll try harder next time, just for you. Victoria Nejdling. How do you say that by the way? ... seems like it would be cumbersome on the lips but I'm very interested in the sound. Nejdling sounds like it would be an interesting sort of creature's young. Heh.

[HELLOclan]

hahaha

[satircon]

this sucks

[arsieiuni]

Such verbosity should be immortalized in appropriate memorial. Perhaps, one day, I shall quote you in a novel or remember you to the press when this truly masterful video has made me rich and famous.

[OKKOMOK]

this sucks

[arsieiuni]

I couldn't thank you enough for your well-worded and thoughtful reply. It's people like you that give us reason to share our talents here at Youtube. Thank you, sir. You have raised the bar on humanity.

[slaphappypenguin]

this still sucks.

[arsieiuni]

Fantastic! Glad to be of service!

[krillin6]

1 out of 5 stars

[arsieiuni]

I get my own star? O_O A whole star just for me? I didn't think the vid was THAT great...

Will it be called "Gimli's Rap Star"? Because that just seems like a bad pun or a sarcastic response one might make to a flame on the interwebs.

[borat935]

the guy below me is a fucking retard this is awesome , look especially how the music blends in when the peoople are talking and when they get confronted by arrows

[arsieiuni]

Yeah... If you pay attention to thoughts of the Elf vs Dwarf discomfort in the LotR world setting, you can see that this just kinda fits. It's funny. Hence, I shared.

But as for the guy below you being a retard, don't worry about it. The Furies are already going to eat him for his slight against Fate, I'm sure. :)

[Regnomus]

haha youre pathetic. this sucks

[arsieiuni]

Well considering that this video occurred by complete chance, I would suppose, rather, that you mean to say that Fate sucks. In that case, I'm not standing near you. The Furies are pretty nasty this time of year. Though Tisiphone is pretty hot actually. Hehehe...

[Zalazzmar]

lmao. im gonna put this on favorites :D

[arsieiuni]

Hurray! XD

[borat935]

i gotta say best and my current fav music vid :D cant stop watching it :D

[arsieiuni]

Really? Oh my gosh, thank you. :)

At least someone gets it. XD

[wresst]

hahahhahahaa

[borat935]

fits so perfectly

[badonkadonkgrl]

wat song

[14DEADSOUL]

1:30 on to the end is perfect and i love when the elf says 'mutherfucker' lmao!

[arsieiuni]

Hah! At least you got the idea of the vid. That puts you ahead of about 97% of viewers so far, if the comments are indication. o_o Thanks!

[storkie1]

omg i luv ur sarcastic comments ^^ its fun 2 read

[arsieiuni]

It's also fun to see how pissed off people get over them. :)

[storkie1]

i can understand that yeah XD =)

[mukluk9878]

dude your comments are great

[09TheSims3]

Agreed, I'm pretty good at sarcasm too.

Well nice video, "Gimli and his 5 +1 stars"!

[BigMofHoketown]

wer das liest is dumm!trotzdem geiles lied^^

[arsieiuni]

I don't speak German but your ^^ seems happy so thanks! :)

[How2Piano]

I liked it a lot! until... 1:25. the mouthing than was just weird. though, 1:31 made laugh the most! all in all it was a great video and worth the time I took out of my day to watch it.

[arsieiuni]

Glad you enjoyed it. It gets funky at a point or two but there's a couple of points that make me lol a lot. I like how when it cuts back to Gimli after the Elves show up, he says 'maybe I don't even like you!" ... just great since it's Dwarves vs Elves with the classic fantasy genre hatred. You know? Thanks for watching and commenting!

[Regnomus]

fuck u asshole this sucks ass

[arsieiuni]

Your intelligent feedback is appreciated. :)

[Regnomus]

keep your dumbass mouth shut

[arsieiuni]

Once more, you have proven your definitive superiority with intellectual discourse and critical evidence.

Have a good day, sir!

[darkskid999]

it's icp's Aint Yo Bidness whoop whoop mcl ninja

[mockiman]

geiles vid

[TeejusMcTeej]

huh...

[jrector]

awsome

[brekkiemid]

slecht bad

[arsieiuni]

To each his own. *Shrug*

[huuyyoo]

WHAT SONG??

[arsieiuni]

LOOK IT UP! OR READ THE CREDITS!

Damn I can't believe how stupid some people are. It takes LONGER for you to ask me, and wait for a reply than it does to type a few key lyrics into a freaking Google Search. It takes LESS time even to watch the farking credits at the end of the video!

[Kukulza1337]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[huuyyoo]

WHAT MUSIC?

[arsieiuni]

WHAT READING?

[BLACKGIANT2]

lol!!

[Honorzeal]

That made my day:

"WHAT MUSIC?!"

"WHAT READING?!"

Rofl xD

[darkrose0726]

wow that was cool! Gotta love ICP

[anythingnew]

climax of the song was nice, but should of added more different clips as well.

[arsieiuni]

Eh. If you read the credits you'd realize this isn't a purposefully compiled music video. It was an accidental phenomenon recreated for your amusement. I didn't try to make it good. It just is what it is. I find it humorous.

[southpk12]

what is that song called

[arsieiuni]

Read the credits.

[AubeFonce]

HAH XD rather fitting. Insane Clown Posse, right?

[dgdbg]

i said u were talking to urself since u seem to be replying to ur own comments :P

[arsieiuni]

Well the comments display differently in my controls than they do on the main page. It's annoying. You can't see it in thread trees like I can.

[damflorida123]

nice video

lol

[LUNCHBOX762X39]

nice use of icp

[BathosMetalDrummer]

o m g stop talking to yourself XD

[arsieiuni]

Screw you guys. :P

[dgdbg]

are you talking by yourself?

[arsieiuni]

Okay, weird. Second person to say this. Why do you say I'm talking to myself?

[Urbanhero96]

FIRST

[arsieiuni]

...What?

[Isumasi]

Wow you're talking to yourself.

Cool. Haha funny Video. Fits gimmli, but I don't know why...

[arsieiuni]

Talking to myself? What?

[arsieiuni]

Oooh ho. I see why you're saying that now. It's the way comments appear on the main page... hah....

Youtube really needs to fix the way comments display. On my comment page where I approve comments and reply, I'm actually replying to other people in tree layouts. Here it just shows the latest comments without the comment trees.... great... lol.

[deathspecters]

You shall have my bow.......And my axe!!!!!

[phobochay]

Axe is worthless if it isn't +3

[arsieiuni]

Depends on what level mobs you're pwning.

[helanteri]

You truly sucks at making videos!

[arsieiuni]

I know. The crazy thing is, if you read this one, you'll see that I just shat it together without much care because I wanted to recreate a phenomenon that we experienced by complete accident. It's not precisely my magnum opus. But that said, I never called myself a master video maker or whatever.

[halodrumzrule004]

wat song is this?!?!?!? its awsoeme!!!!!  just wondering plz respond (dun say gimli's rap plz rofl

[arsieiuni]

It's called: I Can't Read by T00b-N00bs.

[daalanparsonsproject]

Bill bailey woulda been better playing this guy

[arsieiuni]

...who?

[davideluca0bella]

lol

[Mandolid1]

this sucks

[arsieiuni]

Y..your brain has the... shell on it.

(Awesome movie reference defeats internet flaming. :3 )

[xReFeaRx]

loll

[bigyam69]

wot a load of shit !

[arsieiuni]

Indeed, sir.

Glad I could be of service.

[Jimmylloyd91]

pitiful bet ur proud of that

[arsieiuni]

Doubtlessly, sir.

The star rating suggests that everyone in the world agrees with you. We've just promoted you to King of the Net. Enjoy your post.

[BrassieN]

Song?

[arsieiuni]

Sigh... in credits.