Scottish Star Trek

[gomagash]

I didn't understand any of that.

[MultiFunkalicious]

understand bits of it and im from glasgow as well, its that aw that north shite they're talkin.. ken wit a meen like haha

[TheStartreker1]

Ha ha soooooooo funny I am Scottish and this all makes sense to me

[Tiger2394RS]

If you arny scottish it isny funny but i am and this is fucking hilarious!

[beguilyn]

I need the universal translator for this one! lmoa

[Eilzombie]

Supenmanu :

scottish is a mixture between English and German?

shuuuut up ya tool

do some history!

[pdm28cin]

More like Scandanavian (Vikings), Celts, and some of the Angle and Saxon blood. Germanic tribes for the most part.  I'm pretty sure its where a lot of indigenous peoples went in 1066 when my boy Billy the Ass-Kicker came and laid down some shit up on that island. Better do some history, study up on that Magna Carta yo.

[DeafFret]

where's the subtitles?

[acanthopleura]

fucking brilliant

[cyborgtom]

hahahah very funny heh i luv it i cannae stop watchin it

[phadedvision]

"Set phasers to malkie"

LOL!

[UnoSemper]

BHAHAHAHA

[JerichoKru]

uuummmm....what are they saying??? Their accent is so thick i can't tell!

[Mp5xPAISLEYxMp5]

LOL you need to be scottish to understand it HAHAHA.. i could tell you but i cant be bothered translating it all lol.

[SugarDemon1035]

I didn't understand half of this, and it still made my sides hurt!!!!!

[SpikeXtreme]

i pissed myself when i saw this on TV..thxs 4 posting!

[movieboi]

I love the Scottish accent! What part of the country? And the way the first woman rolls her "R's"!

This is just hilarious! I can't stop watching it!

[lukasLKR]

O Christ!! ;-)

[Ienjoyinlife]

hahaha....looool

[Nellissima]

Yeay!

[MGEnterprises]

brilliant!!!

[itzoccor]

it's hilarious, I just cannot stop watching it.

[sidious1977]

well this is as best as I can make of it, as I'm from the West coast of Scotland, and it does change a bit from Coast to Coast

[sbicia]

Sidious1977:thank you! thank you! thank you.

Silvia (Italy)

[Akyho]

three things just for the other people mainly.

1 Dafty means: idiot,stupid or fool.

2 Malky is a headbutt

3 and its och not uch...och means och.

i think Dr sanchez put i best

Dr. Sanchez: I know "mon" means man, but I don't think "Och" means anything.

[rabioza]

@Akyho Malky is a kicking or beating.

[Rabbclark]

@rabioza Malky is actually a headbutt in scotland

[rabioza]

@Akyho och is gaelic for 'alas' and ach is gaelic for 'but'

[sidious1977]

(Right Ensign, give me warp factor 10, we'll open this big bastard up, and see if it is shit off a shovel right enough!)

No danger, get your belts on,

(You'll not catch us wearing belts like a bunch of big poofters!)

Capt! (what?) will you let me go to the replicator, I'm starving? (Yes, as long as you bring me back a mug of Royal game soup and a couple of outsiders)

[sidious1977]

Capt...(What now?)There's a right big whore of a spaceship coming towards us, and you want to see the bastarding size of the thing, it's a good one or two times bigger than us you know?

I told you before, any more of your pish and I'll stick this right in your cracker boy!

(What are you doing you dafty?)

Well I'm just taking a go on the holodeck and I'm holodeck daft you know?

(Set phazers to Malky!)

It's like nothing we've ever seen before captain you know!

[sidious1977]

He's dead captain, no pulse or anything!

Will you stop looking at my Arse you pervert?

Captain we're meddling with forces we can't possibly comprehend.

You know you find yourself gagging for it?

You've got no chance of getting your hole, your an android, you've not got a knob!

Uch away and don't talk pish!

[Blueslipstream]

I'm sco'ish daft, ken? I may need to find a written transcript.

[ElizabethUhura]

If this was accutally a show i would so totally watch it!

[ElizabethUhura]

What did they all say at 2:14

I heard, "ass", "aye", what are ye doin'", "ye pervert" and "bastard"

[sammyboi1453]

"auch, away ye go, dont talk pish"

[Supenmanu]

once you figure out that scottish just a mixture beetween english and German, it's pretty esay to understand (-:

[khalithistle]

ahm holodecked aff, ken?

[isthatallyoucando]

I'm Holodeck daft, ken.

[EssenceOfHope]

The only words I think I heard were 'bastards', 'ass' and I think 'cider'. Other than that, have no idea what they said.

[Spliffter]

Neither "ass" or "cider" are said at any point.

[DamienDrake]

That's funny. I heard "ass" AND "cider"!!!

[DamienDrake]

That's funny. I heard both "ass" AND "cider"!

[BenGruenberg]

Doc McDonald says: "Stop keeking (staring) at my arse, you pervert."

[Spliffter]

No, you didn't. What I stated was fact, not what I 'thought' was said.

[Spliffter]

The word "arse" is used at one point, and the only thing sounding remotely like "cider" is when he mentions soup, and asks for a "couple of outsiders" (of bread) to go with it.

[weeboz]

no bad!!!! but a dinnae ken whit thur on aboot!!!!

[Hellotheres]

fucking hilarious lol

[keeny2006]

nae danger, get yer belts oan!

freaking hilarious ... love Chewin' The Fat! Got them all on DVD! :D:D

'Captain, there's a great big whore o' a spaceships comin' right taewards us!" lmao

[Toolpusher]

If ye want brutal extraterrestrial threats sorted oot a million light years fae hame, call on us Scots.

We've got the baws, the fanny, and the brains.

We dinnae come cheap mind, we want shift allowance and double time fur weekends ;)

[nomidamus]

lol

funny!

[ScotlandsNumberOne]

ha ha ha, i love chewin' the fat

[starmedic]

This is RICH! Freakin' HILAROIUS!

[gypsyroseuk2001]

pure dead brill

[Chew55]

"Taysiders In Space

In amongst ye's"

Fuckin quality.

[amforbes]

och awa an dinnie talk pish, 'kin brillient!

[jollyroger1990]

hahahahaha on yersels!!

[connork11]

its like hee haw av ever seen before captin

[padraicofchina]

I'd love to see the aliens they encounter.

[aurora42]

go on ye scottish trekkies!!!!!

[daowned]

lo Holographic Dundee Pub

[satan666himself]

SET FASERS TAE MALKY

[TacitusMercutioNight]

btw, teeside ent in Scotland its nxt2nucastle

[TacitusMercutioNight]

sos thort it sed teeside i dnt no wher tayside is

[killerbanana6661]

...it really is in Scotland, its not far from where I am. Please note: The River tay (thus: tayside)

[DJCrossan]

I live in tayside =D its in Dundee in Scotland!!!

[Fayth160]

HAHAHA LOVE IT, someone gotta upload some more sketches, or maybe a full show :)

[trash65]

love it 

[Keano69]

It's class innit

[Loobi2shoes]

YAAAAAAAAASSSS!!!!