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  • Great job keeping your cool brother. I'm going to try that recipe.

  • Mmmmmm!!! :D

    

  • somebody get that man a VitaMix!

  • soak my nutts hahahahhaa

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  • add a little water and it'll blend

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  • You are making a great job. We apreciate it so much!! from Rome....

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  • @dblvon whats a lurker? D:

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  • the white reverend X

  • U have perfect skin... Also... You look like the guy from fools gold

  • I think this video was perfect showing the reality that sometimes things don't go as planned but you make it work for you and you did that Dan-great video-respect and love

  • Lurker

  • Awesome recipe. I'm doing this next week. :)

  • are you a vegan? how can i try to totally phase out meat in my diet. right now my goal is too become a DV, diary vegan, since i like pizza and lasagna so much. I gave up pork about 10 years ago but still have a weakness for beef, poultry especially when i eat out since vegan is not that popular in society. Right now most of my meals are vegan but still have that craving for meat at times.

  • I don't think mother nature made that blender you have there.

  • @Verseaurainbows hmm. i think that sometimes also.

  • you did understand that the blade couldn't cut the veggies because covered in seeds, didn't you?

  • you people are gay.

  • I get a boner when I see your hot bod. Keep it up. You know what I mean Baby.

  • man you're so cool with the muscles and stuff XD

    dude do you feel sometimes that you're not functioning well? like, lack of vitamins or energy? that you need meat to function? thanks for your answer

  • this is soo fucking hilarious 

  • Dan the man with the master plan that make your booty wiggle and jiggle like gelatin

  • What's a lurker?

  • May 9 2011 luker! Awesome concept to fine dinning, Your attitude and love for humanity should could be spread around!

  • Lurker - now put on a shirt and stop putting your damn leg up. You went from cool- Jesus-hippie to fag in like 0.3 seconds when you did that. Not that you are - I'm just sayin. Cool vid - maybe I'll try it.

  • @xxxBlackMagicianxxx I had no idea fags do that lol, cool and fag are just 2 overused words meaning everything and nothing ;)

  • LURKERRRRRR

  • jesus cooks?

  • @FjordMusic Jesus is American.!

  • @downunderdemocrat You wish

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  • DUDE you are the one who encouraged me to go vegan and get a much better and healthier life

    Thanx Dan you are the best :D

  • THANK YOU! you trully changed my life and you make everything look so delicious!

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  • I like to spread avocado on my romaine lettuce leaf mmmmm is so delicous =)

  • "The lurker is a zerg unit that may attack only when burrowed." - SC1&2wiki

  • hahahahaha this video is funny, i like you :)

    very educational

  • @startatts No, that's not normal.

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  • Ive been eating a lot of celery... but I noticed it makes my mouth go numb... is that normal?

  • "so i like to soak my nuts"...i lold

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  • Getting frustrated keeps ya a human

  • Thanks for keeping it real. "Raw food for the masses." tm ;-D

  • What were you upset about....that's the same crap that goes on in my kitchen daily : )

  • lurker. sup

  • I loved the video. I love the recipe.

  • if you make a video and it turns out so poorly that you need to preface it with a disclaimer.... perhaps that is a sign that you should junk it... just sayin

  • if you make a video and it turns out so poorly that you need to preface it with a disclaimer.... perhaps that is a sign that you should junk it and start over... just sayin.

  • truth is dan isnt the happy happy jolly guy he comes off to be..you can tell. SORRY DAN but your true colorz shine threw...might as well go smoke a joint..thatd u pry already do.

  • I WANNA SUCK HIS NIPPLES

  • TOUCHING YOUR HAIR ,WITH OUT GLOVES.. NOW THAT IS RAW...

  • "I like to soak my nuts..." HAHAHA I love your videos!

  • uhmm .. Luurker ! :D

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  • Lurker Lurker Lurker :)

  • Lurker!

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  • I feel you dan the man I can dig it hahaha

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  • I think your thoughts from this video would be a fantastic introduction page to your recipe book! I love playing with my food, too! Can't wait for the birth of your recipe book! Love to you and Krista!

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  • lurker :O)

  • @OxyContinBalls Yes, hemp like cannabis. Most nutrious thing you'll find here!

  • thanks for the tips dan, i have a congestive heart failure and i'm saving up for a juicer and food processor so i can start eating clean. you motivate me to become healthy. thank you so much, oh and your awesome and funny...

  • LOVE this.. awesome....REAL.. funny.. cute.. and LOOKED quite yummy ... ya'll are a very real, loving wonderful couple being the change you want.. love and light.. and LMAO..

  • Lurker, but I did subscribe.

  • crap that dosent loook goof at all worst vegan food ever

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  • sometimes a lurker

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  • I am curious, are you living a Self-Sustaining lifestyle? Curious because I was thinking about switching to a Raw Food Diet, also because I have Colitis, but RAW food and Self Sustaining goes together so well, more so in permanently hot climates.

  • this is loose. im pretty sure anybody could pull a crappy recipe like this out of their ass... lol they have raw awards? what?

  • Hippie, put on a shirt before you film!!

  • Nice video!!!!

  • thinking avocado..and some bell pepper, perhaps :)

  • keep on eating good food dude!

  • education is fun since Dan w/masterplan......!!!!!!!!!

  • dude i recommend adding a little olive oil to help blend your paste

    

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  • The whole pate sounds great, but collard greens? yuck. Okay so I'm a picky eater, but maybe I can wrap it up in a whole wheat tortilla or something. Anyway, love the Captain Morgan stance you got going on. XD

  • *new lurker*

  • I'm a lurker, and I think you are amazing! I'm new to your videos but your energy is contagious!! Thank you for all that you do!!

  • Thanks a lot for this. I'm a new vegetarian and am in desperate need of tips and recipes. :D Your humor really makes this video fun to watch too. ^_^

  • @thiefessa healthyvegan does some great videos on here. It's the 5th video in the related column (at least it is on my browser).

    Also, soy mince is great. I discovered it recently. Amazing

  • A lurker. LOL

  • This scrawny bloke needs to eat some proper food with meat in it. Get rid of all the bio/seed/veggie shit and get down Taco Bell for a decent Burrito.

  • Lurker in Saudi Arabia, Peace 2 U

  • delicious! peace

  • lurker...contemplating on how to eat better foods. good vid raw and unedited..

  • Things happen, this should have been called keeping it real ! :) It's ok, really !!! Lol !

  • yeah.... i can dig your soaked nuts

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  • Hey Dan,

    great video. Keep them coming. You got me juicing and 80% raw! Loving it!

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  • process the nuts, put in bowl, process the veggies, put in bowl, mix with spices, etc.

    I get so tired of big-batch nut/seed pate' so i make very small batches.

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  • Lurker here too :-)

    Don't be so hard on yourself, I loved the video. Things don't always go just as planned in anyone's kitchen so seeing you stick with it and having you tell us to keep playing with it until we get it right is helpful and encourageing :-)

    Much appreciation for your efforts!!!

  • lurk-o-rama!

  • TOTAL FRIGGIN LURKER !! lol Im gettin better. So robotic, its breakin up though.

  • The recipe sounds yum! :-)

  • i am always a good girl...darn it! ;) are there foods you eat every day? Id like to know what best to stock my pantry with.

  • lurkers? I'm french lol .. n have no idea what u mean my man

  • lurker :/

  • It was very intertaining video.Sorry,  I do not know what does lurker mean.

  • I assume he means a person that watches but doesnt comment/subscribe.

  • @Natalyaandall It means someone who is watching but doesn't comment, so no one knows the lurker is there.

  • lurker :P

  • Lurker..... :S

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  • where do you get those carrots from, every time you do a video with carrots i always wonder where you got them because they are always huge!

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  • Lurker!

  • Lol you are cute in this video! And yes we love you!

  • loves~

  • Lurker. I am following you on yt while I am figuring out for myself what kind of high raw plant based diet fits me. Good info + inspiration, thanks Dan and Krista!

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  • Lurker :-) Love the videos!

  • I'm a lurker by nature but I try and comment when I watch raw food vids because I understand the more popular a vid is the more likely it will be found on youtube.. and as a rule I rate all raw food vids 5 and comment if i can think of something to say just so others can find raw foods too.

  • Lurker. But I prefer to think of myself as an observer. I observe and learn :)

  • Nice recipe.

  • normally if i were watching someone else i would have switched off... but you have the x factor Dan... awesome vid! you have done so much for us all here so we are with you through thick and thin! I do not believe i am a lurker... what's that anyways??? ohhh one of those... hahaha nah no lurkin here babe xxx love to you and Krista! x

  • Great vid Dan you learned something I learned something the vid turned out great , the more I learn to make raw foods the healthier I can be. What's a lurker?

  • LURKER

    ((I reply sometimes ... but mostly I watch. I'm on day #5 of 95% Raw Foods & Vegetables.))

    Side Note: I made a really nice home made soup the other day because here in Upstaet NY Winter is NOT over. It's still 10-20 degrees every day and freezing at night (typically below 0) and I need heat!

    So sometimes cooking your vegetables in a soup is okay too, right Mr. Dan the Man?

  • What makes this video perfect is that it shows that not everything goes perfect ;)

    Recipe is beautiful, you are beautiful and life is beautiful...even with its challenges. Well done Dan. Can't wait to try this. Looks delicious. <3

  • This recipe looks so incredible and delicious! Very Creative too...only a raw food chef like you could come up with!!! Thank you for sharing Dan!

  • I enjoy the present moment-ness of these videos...

  • dan my man!! this is food in the raw, baby! this is the real way sometimes it goes!!! this aint frustrated by any means!!! no sweat! u wanna see frustrated, try seein me create 15lbs o' carrot juice n the morning and cleaning it up! hahaha.. what do u mean lurker? im lurkin' lurk lurk baby! love ya. u make my dayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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  • it worked out in the end! It looks really delicious!

  • Great recipe, can't wait to try! Not sure if I am a lurker, but I can't get enough of your videos, does that count? Thanks Dan :)

  • I dont have a problem eating this, its just the time, effort and lack of energy! Wish i had my own chef, I would easily lose 20 lb. in a month if so.

  • I fiddled when making raw garden burger goodness too. It's part of the deal. Fiddle about!

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  • I'm so NOt a lurker, but more of a stalker. LOL

    Kidding!

    Anyone up for joining me on my first juice feast?

  • Mmmm...lime juice and a jalapeno, yeah :D

  • This vid was perfect. Its good to see that you are a human being that gets pissed off too! Thanks for the vid brother dan.

  • What exactly do you soak your nuts in Dan the Man with the Master Plan?

  • im assuming water? Thats what I do

  • Pretty much a lurker but have sent you a message before. Love the videos and have seen about every single one since i discovered you. Thanks for inspiring me to get on the right path.

  • So easy! Thanks Dan!

  • Lurker, lol! But i love your videos!

  • Mostly a lurker! Love your videos! Its good to know someone else makes a mess while preparing meals!!:)

  • lurker. :-)

  • You're so sexy

    Nice burger :)

    Super hot

  • I watch them all, rate them, but comment rarely; not sure if that makes me a lurker. :-)

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  • That vid was crackin me up man, when u said "Keep the smiley face on" NOT A LURKER!

  • Thanks Dan, I look forward to your videos everday! I'm going through the first few months of juicing and still eat some cooked foods, but I'm about 70% raw, and it really helps my marathon training and overall health, vitality and energy. The first thing I notice when I eat cooked foods is that the vibrant frequency of my energy goes away, and I feel more lethargic! But I still need it now to keep me balanced as I learn!!

    YEAH BOI!!!!

  • Man this looks yummmy.

    Wicked recipe buddy!

  • the original" lurker" checking in.

    got a day off.

  • @motoxbuddy whats a lurker?

  • someone who just hangs around and watches without doing much -not participating but not moving on either.

    heres another def.:-Chiefly Computers. to read or observe an ongoing discussion without participating in it, as in an Internet newsgroup

  • gratitude for your generous sharing of wisdom- a huge dharma to teach intelligent ways to eat food of love and light.

    gratitude for all that you do.

    aum

  • SOAK YOUR NUTS EVERYONE!

    Dan i got my Breville this morning! rock on!

  • D Man, have you seen the book "Play With Your Food" by Joost Elffers and Saxton Freymann??? It's expensive but SO CUTE and SO CHARMING. They make the most AMAZING creature food art out of raw foods. It is a delightful book for all ages, especially adults who want to connect with their inner child.

  • actually this was pretty entertaining because you were frustrated. it's all good:)

  • You could just edit your videos

  • I'm going to have to try this.

    Thanks soooo much for what you do Dan!

    YOUR AWESOME!!!!

  • Dan, I saw it coming. You overloaded the cuisinart.  It would have worked had you chunked the carrots and celery FIRST, then add the dill and finally the sprouts. But it makes a pate. Do you have something that looks like a burger?

    I will start some sunfl. sprouts tonight to make this for super bowl. It sounds delicious.

  • Lurking like a lurking lurker would lurk if they could lurk as a profession.

  • lurker....I thought this was great, learned alot more than if it would have all gone smooth.I constantly have the same problem with my blender.

  • Great video! love it,love it,love it! Always a favorite,doesn't even matter if the recipe is good or not... It's all good!

    xoxo

  • i am the opposite of a lurker, b.c i am too involved..lol..good recipie, but i am staying away from the fat...getting into too much trouble with the 3 letter word...even a little bit slows me down

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