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  • Lmao !!!! your right it don't work on older women ..... I have a nice man ... and he already asked me my ring size :)

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  • SUBBED!!! Funniest shit I've seen in months. And all of it true. I'm a bit of an asshole to my GF sometimes...and I have a meaningful, long term relationship with her as result. :D

  • This is sadly true. lmao.

    -_-

  • the problem is that the wrong guys say the right things.. :))

  • Did this nigga just turn me down?!

  • Moral of this story:

    If you want pussy now, be an asshole.

    If you want pussy in the next 10 to 20 years, be a nice guy.

    Lmao.

  • I love his lips! <3

  • 0:48-0:58 funny af

  • sad bt *sigh* smh oh so tru

  • LOl I love it!

  • Sexy asssss.

  • Lmao! so truee lol

    

  • you dont want no weak man so its true but if they too much of an a**hole than WE have PROBLEM s**t beat his a**

  • @MeloButtercup Dhats What I'm Sayin.. And If He As Much As An Asshole An Beat Me, I'm Beatin That Ass ! No Pussy For Him Either ! Get The Fuck Out My House !! XO Lol xDD Okay I'm Sorry.. But Yea I Think Assholes Are Good :P

  • I chase weirdos! now thats entertaining and theyre usually nice guys

  • man up ...swing yuh dick

  • stop bein the nice guy and show her who wearin the MUTHAFUCKIN PANTS.! lmao

  • The Background music LMAO

  • Lmfao

  • 2:00 ahahah Lol

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  • Hahahahaha ;D truuuue.. (x

  • NICE GUYS = BORING && PREDICTABLE

  • "*GASP* the fuck you mean you don't want no pussy!? Did this nigga just turn me down?!" lmaoooooo

  • lol U ACTIN LIKE A BITCH

  • - But I do want a guy to show his emotions.... BITCH SHUT UP!

  • he is so cute

  • this nigga the truth lmao

  • dafuck you mean you dont want my pussy did this nigga just turn me down?

    2:09 lmao!

  • y his pants so big

  • Press 4, he begins to talk in parseltongue.

  • listen at 1:14 lol

  • Lmao! "hey i got some pussy for you (smile)" " (pant pant) NO!" " the fuck you mean you want no pussy did this nigga just turn me down!?" CTFU!! to funny

  • real talk

  • warning this video is not directed to all women... just 99.99 % of dem

  • that face at the end sexy....

  • lmao!!!! PLZZZ do a video bout facebook.. check this lol i found my husband after 13 years on fuckin fb 2 weeks later after we talked bout movin in together and shit here comes da bby momma drama shit! talkin all dat shit bout not being wit him but she wanna give me a heads up!?!? BITCH** SHE FUCKED UP EVERYTHING FOR HIS DUMB ASS LOL.. GUYS FB IS NOT GOOD FOR NIGGAZ DAT CHEAT ;) i had to let it out lol

  • "Bitch, SHUT UP!" lmfaoo

  • LOL. He says gullible wierd at 4:00

  • YET !!!!! 

  • man up ... why u doin all this 4 me?? why u so perfect u actin like a b!tch

  • 1:30 and 2:00

  • hey i got some pussy 4 ya i know hes not gonna turn that down lol

  • Did you do the WINDOW SEAT PARODY?

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  • ROFL AT 1:40 XD

  • "Babe Can You Massage My Feet?? *Lifts Foot Up*" .... "NOO!!"

    LMAO

  • look up "ASKING ALL THEM QUESTIONS" its a killa lmao!!!!!:)

  • omg!! when he pulled them pants all the way up i bout laughed myself to death!!!!!!

  • *GASP* fuck you mean you don't want no pussy?!

  • NO!!!!!! lol

  • Why did he pull his pants up so HIGH^^^^^ @1:30??!!!1

  • His female voice sound so much like MJ lol

  • lol his lady voice is soo interesting lol

  • this is so true

  • THE FUCK YOU MEAN U DONT WANT NO PUSSY?!?!?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHA

  • Spokenreasons rocks!!!! i Luv why you asking all them question!!! <3

  • daz soo damn true...

  • YO 1:59 - 2:20

  • (whispers) "Thats a serious fuckin problem tha ball is on her court! lmao

  • idgaf wat u say i reallyyyyy want a nice guy.

  • Even though he says this video applies to only 99.99% of women, i sure 99.99% of the females that watched this try to convince themselves that they are in that 0.01% when it in reality they are the ones who make up that final 9.99% that REALLY don't know what they need. that 0.01% of real females already know the deal and are able to laugh through the entire video and not have 2 thoughts about it! *Truth*

  • Lmao at the females who believe they're that 0.01%, I seriously doubt it

    The part he left out is that nice guys are really the stupid ones cuz they get the used up pussy that all the assholes have run through, don't pay these hoes no mind lol

  • I died when he said ASSHOLE !!!!

  • guess i'm the 0.01% then. :b

  • Damn Man Up.. Acting like a bitch !!! LOLZ

  • Ohh Shiiit xD Its true though.

    Today 6 people on my Facebook in a relationship.

    Tomorrow 6 people single again :P

  • BITCH SHUT UP!!!! lol

  • my girl that 0.01 cuz im a sensitive nice ass hole

    

  • if he don't speak the truth on every video i respect this man.

  • no aha

  • lol i got some pussey for ya

  • YOO U GOT ME DYING :) LMAO

    

  • "Wat the fuck u mean u ain want no pussy"

  • i cant say I've never been with an asshole but the guy I've been with for the past two years is a nice guy and i can seriously see him in my future.

  • Ayye this is my strategy,it works ;)

  • Omg... FACTS ! =T

  • NO! NO! NO!! Lmfaoo.

  • @animecrazylover1 Lls maybe I need to be wit u cuz I don't like being an a**hole to girls jk but it's fucked how it is now... But my gf broke up wit me I guess cus I'm nice... Nd then the next day she tries to go out with who I though was my freind.nd he's a complete ass has nothing to offer nd da he ugly as fuck .. Lmao guess that's just life

  • I think you're a lot cuter now.

    I've been watching your videos for like 3 years..

    the very first one i watched was 'being born gay'

    now i watch these and i'm like DAMNNNN he sexy af!

  • nope not true ... - nice guys do have to wait long till they get pussy ...but at least their the romantic ones and 89.9 % of the girls in the world i'm sure "LOVES" romantic ..!!

  • THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT NO PUSSY?!?!

  • ANGEL2REMEMBER...LOVE IT....PRESENTATION...ON POINT...THANK GOD IM THE OLDER WOMAN THO...YOUNGIN CAN DAMN SURE GET SERVED...AND PASSED TO MY HOMEGIRLS...LMAO...THE GROWN AND SEXY AKA ASSHOLES!

  • I be 21 years virgin strong. Unapproachable as fuck WUT WUT

  • 2:02 LOL

  • Gasp.... Da fukk you mean you'on want no pussy! Epic Line!

  • OMG HE SAID BE A MAN, SWING YO DICK

  • Looks like Derrick Rose

  • It's funny how I'm a girl and I think this is 99.99% true .

  • " But I do like a nice guy.." No you fucking don't!. His female impersonation is like.. LOL!

  • hiz eyes r pretty

  • His lips almost as sexy as mine=)

  • 0:56 is my favorite part lmfao

  • This funny and so true most people including myself learn this the hard way. Once you learn your lesson you get plenty of pussy and none of the grief.

  • I guess I'm the 1% who's young and dont take a**holes!!!

  • so true

  • As true as this may be about younger women liking assholes, as you said it isn't 100% of women!

  • && thats how niggas gets CHEATEDD!!

  • @KissMyAss1239 It's a paradox, if we act like an asshole you'll cheat on us for a good guy. If we act like too good of a guy, we'll get cheated on for an asshole. It's why a lotta guys cheat. For example, sex vs money. Guys have a higher sex drive, so we want sex more. Girls care about their appearance a lot more than guys, so they want money more. So if she wont fuck, he loses interest, same way she would if he's broke.

  • follow @yobitxhluvink

  • Best video Ever

  • Dats whats up feelin Dis

  • WHY YOU SO PERFECT??? LOL

  • funny!

  • 2:08 ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • this is the truth. But i like a nice guy lol

  • @AshJones2195 lol! no you don't

  • Lmao 00:49

  • nigga u the shit!!!!!

  • lmfao!!!!!!!!

  • haha very funny but sadly true...i just commented on ur other video cuz u were being a bigger douche than usual but ur so sexy. i love it!

  • lol. I love my nice guy. and yea. he aint goin NO fucking where. :] but i dont get bored of him.

  • Bruh, You go! Where do you get your breezies from?

  • Lmao you be trippin but so TRUE

  • I love this guy he's so truthful and at the same time sexy as hell...Thats talent

  • aye that right>>>>>

  • YOU ACTING LIKE A BITCH!! LMAO

  • i want a nice guy who is good at pretending to be an asshole

  • @amibbdos thats a great idea...i think i'll consider that lol

  • i think ima be a asshole for about a week and a half

  • WARNING: this video is not directed to all women only 99.99% of them...lol.CUTE!!

  • STAY STRONG!! lmao

  • Same here!

  • I'm mad cause this is so true. lol

  • Man up! Swing Yo Dick! LMAO!!

  • LMFAO HIS FACE AT 2:06

  • just emailed this to my bf.. maybe he'll catch the hint xD

  • When I think about it...all the assholes I dated....lasted longer than the nice ones, wooaaaaaaaaah :O

  • @ChelsieLeaaaa That's sad

  • @Andrews2490 I know.. lol but then again, not a whole lot of 'nice guys' seem to be interested in me sooooo yeaaah. :p

  • But I Do Like A Nice Guy,,,,,, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T !

  • "No you fuckin dont" lmao

  • He Just Spoke The Truth .

  • Lmao so true and funny

  • His Female voice...lawddd lol

  • This Guy is GREAT!!!!

  • WARNING!!! this video is not direct to all women only 99.99% of them

  • u cute

  • Been through my share of assholes...But I don't want an overly sensitive man but dont need an asshole...I want someone who can keep me thinking and a bit of a challenge{but not crazy with it} I guess a Taurus type man! lol...Them Taurus' are a mess! But they keep you thinkin'...{Not saying I only date taurus' but that was just an example!

  • lmao datz true 1:58

  • and if any man knew what women needed - their wouldnt be so many single men in the world!

  • Nah... perfect is dull and being an asshole is a quick way to get dumped - then again.. im not ur regular girl

  • lmao. Them bitches just want a ring

  • omg the girl impressions. xD

  • lol 0:55

  • Man up, swing yo dick!!! But don't try it on older women!! Ha Ha! love it!!!

  • Typo...I meant are you the a**hole that the "99.9" of the women your talking about need ?

  • Are you that asshole 99.9 need ?

  • Sadly true... Smh lol

  • His girl voice is funny af ....lmao

  • 1:09-1:15 Sooo true MAN UP lol aaay w

    ats up wit his hand on 1:46 lmbo!!!!!

  • im going tho this now...he just too nice for me

  • I like u, u cute!!!! Love these videos!! LOL

  • i do want a nice guy ..NO YOU FUCKING DONT! .......kmsl i love spoken reasons

  • MAN UP!!!! SWING YO DICK!!!!

  • FUNNY AS ****

  • my boy spokenreasons kno everything

  • "But I do like nice guys.."

    "No you fuckin' don't. :| "

    lmaoooo!

  • xD

  • REALEST SHIT I EVER HEARD

  • @MrRashadHoward True that.

  • lmao this nigga too real

  • LLLLOOOOOOOOOLLL!!! SOO FUNNY AND TRUE! YOU ARE MY FREAKEN HERO MAN!!! FAVORITED, SUBSCRIBED, LIKED, EVERYTHING!:p

  • hahahaa this nigga funnyy

  • lmao tht nigga said she gone say "damn tht nigga sayin no to everything i gotta get my power back" rotfl

  • fuck you ron paul!!!!!!!!!!!

  • actually ...at 1:23 you scared the shit out of me with that soundeffect

  • Fuck bitches. Real talk.

  • the fuck you mean you want no pussy?! did this nigga just turn me down?

  • 1:40 "can you massage my feet?" " NOOO!" the number one rule man up...baby want my p****?! *breathes heavily, freaking out* NOO! LMAO

  • LOL 1:18 "Thats a serious fucking problem" got me laughin