Shappi Khorsandi - Selected clips from The Apollo

[adeng96]

rofl lmao.

the difference between iran and iraq. "we're the one's WITH weapons of mass destruction" lmao

[cheesyballs]

who else wants to ram her ass till she passes out

[000widescreen000]

showparak does mean butterfly in Afghan persian (Dari), Her mother must have been Afghan

[boodaba]

@000widescreen000 Iranian I would say, cause of her last name... But either way shes cooool... :)

[boodaba]

@000widescreen000 Iranian she is, but either way she is cool.... :)

[cheecheet]

lol I love her!

[BreadyJam]

I hate people who comment the videos saying that they hate so and so. If you don't like it, don't watch it. Simple!

[hosseinthc]

Excellent

[watcher18893]

fuckin hate her she sucks

[jackgreaves18]

I'd come on her face

[786Noor1]

true 6:19 that happens a lot in asian boys - specially in secondary schools

[vulnerabledonkey]

Shappi Khorsandi is quite possbily the worst female comedian I have ever seen.

She plays up to every stereotype males have about female comedians. She is holding other funny female comedians back.

[andwhat93]

This woman is amazing !

[farinaz2]

You are very funny & cute. Proud to see a woman from Iran on the international stage.

Keep up the good work........

[CapitalBhoy78]

Fucking awful and you are the least hilarious woman in the world,always with the Iranian jokes pfft give it up!

[dageezerboi]

very nice...how much? shes pretty cute

[sweetgirlbjd2010]

LOL Shitattack

[smurfarooney2003]

whats wrong with being circumcised?

[NeekTheNook]

@smurfarooney2003 its that the mother in law thinks that her religion requires it.

[nickleus1977]

@smurfarooney2003 depends when and how you do it =) orthodox judaism requires the rabbi to suck off the skin he just cut off, with his mouth.

[laurenceb1056]

Soooo funnyyyyy :')

[MrSupaAli]

Not remotely funny.

[Meggners]

haha - brownies :) funny xx

[Elcore]

HAHA ISNT IT FUNNY HOW SOME PEOPLE ARE MEN AND OTHERS ARE WHITE AND SOME ARE BOTH MEN AND WHITE?

[RoRoTheGreat96]

"Oh! I must go round! .. Compare spices.." That bit made me laugh so much.

[codownni]

Your not ethically British, get over it.

[fhbochum]

شاپرک خرسندی 

[otispowell2]

Can someone explain the india and bank joke please?

[aidan123456789987654]

@otispowell2 i think she means cause the call centre for her bank is most likely is the far east.

[otispowell2]

@aidan123456789987654 hmmmmmmm lol

[RoRoTheGreat96]

@otispowell2 Because the call centres are in India, I believe. (:.

[patsomewhen]

"I must go round, compare spices" LOL

[hazmataz69]

is she foreign? she hardly mentions it. christ what a dick

[Naharim]

"Little black girls are whores of Babylon" XD

I almost died at this moment.

[armyofmeisbliss]

obnoxious little runt.

[MehganOo]

she is so cool :D funny as hell :L

[TheHippo18]

@ashyboi2k7 I'm not narrow minded if I have seen tens of female comics and none of them have been funny. And it's true what I said about this stand up

[akiugn]

Every Comic has a main subject. Using that subject doesn't make you 'unfunny' it just depends how you carry it. Shappi has a very witty outlook on her background and her race is certainly not the only thing she talks about. A very funny comedian indeed.

[slipbuddy]

lol she is soooo sooo funny :D she is amazing :P x

[TheHippo18]

She is really unfunny and shit coz all she talks about is ethnicity and she is a woman and there are no funny women comics

[ashyboi2k7]

@TheHippo18

Ur very narrow minded

[peter7409]

useless talentless fat thick boring slag. what a waste of space. how the fuck is she funny. funny as aids. how did she get on the apollo. i get it. but who shagged it.

[sedgambit]

Shes great but some jokes NOT referring to ethnic/racial differences would be cool too...

[UnevenScrotum]

@sedgambit Agreed. Same with Stephen Amos, Omid Jalhil (dont know how to spell it), that fat Nigerian lass off mock the week etc... They all seem to have one just the one string to their bow. Although they're a bit shitter than Shappi

[paddyleblanc]

Lovely to look at but boring as whale shit

[zzzaaa09900]

oh i am muslim. and im iranian.

every time

[amazingraisin]

Stupid iPod predictive text. Faves*

[amazingraisin]

Great comedian. One of my faces.

[NoScopDjoo]

16 people thumbs downed this video because they are rascist just because we are iranian or they are sexist towards women. Thumbs up If you agree

[superyingyang]

SHES PERSIAN HER HUSBAND BRITISH

[Philmymonkey]

Why would I want to watch a female comedian there is only one female comedian and that is Joe Brand, all other female comedians are CRAP and that isn't no lie everyone knows it's true, females are not as funny as males it a scientific fact.

[incongra]

This woman should cover her face and her legs. It clearly states in the Hadith that a woman's exposed flesh is like uncovered meat.

[ChibiPandaa]

@incongra Well she's not religious. So leave her alone. :3

[incongra]

@ChibiPandaa In'sh'Allah, she will be circumcised when Sharia is fully implemented in the UK.

[ChibiPandaa]

@incongra It won't be. Trust me.

[Rainmakerlola]

@incongra

:| what the fuck

[MrPonko]

This is slightly funny, but really I've only about 90 seconds and I think it's bollocks.

This slag needs to lose weight and buy a new joke book seirous.

[MrPonko]

@MrPonko Nah actually I'll recant and apologise. I won't write anything nasty and vicious about her. I just don't want her slandering Islam and insulting the Muslims Holy book or Prophet or somehting like that.

[saumaun92]

@MrPonko I was raised by Muslim parents and taught their beliefs and values, but I was free to choose what I wanted. There are things in the Qu'ran is actually quite disgusting. And the bible is equally as bad.

[MrPonko]

@saumaun92 Well, I won't show any open hostility towards this Shappi woman or insult her so long as she does not openly insult Islam.

It's your choice if you chose to reject or leave Islam. You do not harm Islam at all in any way, or the Muslims, or God. You only harm yourself and no one cares. But you will have a narrow and constricted life in this world, and you will go to Hell forever for rejecting the True religion.

MANY accept Islam each day, Islam is superseding without you as canyou see

[saumaun92]

@MrPonko Listen to yourself. I will go to hell because I don't have the same beliefs as you. Do you see the problem with that? I don't give a shit if any religion is spreading. The only thing religion does is spread hate and bigotry. God can hit me with a falling piano for all I care. Oh wait, I forgot, he won't. Because he can't. Because he is not real. So STFU and live your life without wasting your time on that shit

[MrPonko]

@saumaun92 oooh me oh my. You seem to have gotten terribly wound up, angry and upset, are you sure you don't believe He exists and sure you won't recieve any punishments? Seems like you're telling me porkies judging by your tone. Why so serious?

Yes, God will send people to Hell forever if they reject his true religion. The people that suffer that fate deserve it, were warned, and had the chance to earn his love and pleasure and go to heaven. But they chose Hell and this is what they'll get.

[Oxpost]

@MrPonko You are aware of the fact that we created god, not the other way around. Without us imagining that he might exist, he never would've from the start. And if god really exists, he's either naive as fuck or just plain evil. If he's truly almighty he should have known that giving man free will was not a very bright idea.

[MrPonko]

@Oxpost Typical comments by a retarded loser atheist that sucks the toes of Dawkins and the likes.

No, He is not naive or evil. He is the most merciful and the most wise. But the people are wrongful to themselves, he does not wrong anyone.

As for the idiot liars whose backside you want to rub your face against and whose toes you want to suck (Dawkins, Hitchens etc), they description THEY give to God is a very nasty one. But they are biased and deceptive snakes.

Go shine liar Dawkins shoes.

[Oxpost]

@MrPonko Typical comment by a narrowminded religious fanatic. People are allowed to think whatever they want without being insulted for it! I'm not a loser just because I don't agree with your view of what's "right". To you there is a god who's merciful and almighty and all that stuff, but I just don't see how there can be a God. that is my opinion and I'm not retarded just because I don't believe in him. So stop being such a bully/douche and grow the fuck up!

[jnorth]

@MrPonko: Loose weight? Really?

[nooblet2222222]

wow shes good XD

[leew23]

"But you know, Sha--"

She's foreign.

"But you know, Shaparakn means butterfly in Persian."

Aww. I looked it up in a Persian dictionary; it actually means moth.

Such a funny person, she is brilliant!

[samwisegamgeese]

Just finished the book "The beginners guide to being English"....so funny!

[javadem]

This is very Good

[MrMikeDando]

Read her book "A beginners guide to acting English", it is really good.

[mta89kurd]

@MrMikeDando yeah read it, was very interesting.

[bvazvan]

She is a great Iranian (Persian) comedian. Watch her other Persian speaking programs with Hadi Khorsandi in Youtube.

[bvazvan]

It is very good that now also our English friends find out that how colorful sense of humor Iranians have. We make thousands of jokes every month even about our politicians. And no wonder why the best comedians of England and US are from Iran e.g. Shappi Khorsandi. Jalili, Moz etc. Enjoy the Taste of Iran!

[thedonnawonna]

What a breath of fresh air ....very funny

[safeena57]

she is hilarious, shes got the same humour as me!

[TALKCalgary]

Very funny :-)

[robotentity]

"It gets a bit....deathy."

ROFL!

[videoreff]

I like this Act, but the canned laughter technician should be, ehm, disciplened.

[forgottenartform]

@sophiabushfantastic i completely agree with what you've said it's very refreshing to see people talk openly about themselves. and it's always best when you can relate to an issue (bilinguality as an insult - always funny when you mess up)

[lnForTheLongFaul]

Is she Iranian? It's just that she never seems to mention it.

[JigareTehroon]

@lnForTheLongFaul Well she has an Iranian name she also did say she was born in Iran and fluent in Persian, thus she's Persian :)

[nightname6]

" No, Shittake little blond girls are angels . little blond girls are the whores of babaloyn " LMFAO !!

[nightname6]

* little Brown girls are the whores of babaloyn " LMFAO !!

[vermin089]

@nightname6 ROFL

[kumar1rocks]

Do u know how lovely u are????????????

[JigareTehroon]

she's hilariousssssss hahahaha 'mashallah che FAT-TE' HAHAHAHA my mum says that too loooooooooooooooooooool

[nigeebaby]

Quaaaaaaality !!

[ElMoShAuN]

She's shit.

[kaliyuta]

what i like is she never used bad language to make her point.Most comedians even asshole peters feel the need to use bad words to sound cool or something.She has a very classy persian style shes so nice.

[fairyland693]

so funny :)

[AlbanZap]

Persian? pfffffft, farsi...

[EzzaDeep]

Shes amazing :') <3

[hpugwashee]

Come on my face she says,,, ha ha ha... how very cute shitattack

[super92]

she succeeded in making me laugh out loud. automatic tick in my book

[iiluffyu1]

well if she dont take the piss.. other people will... n they do. what she is doing, like many other GOOD comedians is bouncing back on racism.. she is taking her own religion n saying all the things people say behind her back, to basically show.. she doesnt give a toss.

[LenxKat]

@iiluffyu1

She's not religious, so I'm not entirely sure which religion you're referring to.

[kimonoqueen]

@gregotha

I don't know but since it says "selected clips" I hope they were just interspersed references to her race. The person who made this video was probably more interested in her being funny about Asians / Middle Eastern people so shoved them together. I HOPE lol

[theamirof]

well the reason comedians from other cultures mainly focus on cultural jokes is that if they don't, no one would! A comedian not "from other cultures" never goes through what these people do so he/she cannot talk about it.

I think it's refreshing actually.. i mean let's face it, we're all getting tired of marriage/sex/man and woman/dating jokes.

I think she was funny! ;)

[nabi2310]

@ gregotha,

She is a traitor who is willing to make fun of her culture for a few bobs...sad really!

Iran has over 2500 years of civilisation...the current regime of Iran is NOT a representative of Persians!

[wiltner]

lighten up she is a very funny woman. To many American's Iraq and Iran are 'sinister' countries. She is helping to dispel that.

[ashkank2002]

@nabi2310 ah shut up but seriously take it easy its just comedy. I think we all should let go of  2500 years of civilisation and make something of ourselves so we don't have to look back 2500 years to find pride.

[nabi2310]

@ashkank2002

So you think humiliating Persians in the name of 'comedy' is acceptable?!...this is not "comedy", it's pure humiliation of Persian culture and civilisation!!!

All patriotic Iranias were appalled by her remarks about Iran. NO other ethnic minorities would make fun their culture!

Persians have contributed a lot to science and technology and we will NEVER forget our glorious past!

Also, it's people like her who normailze racism!

[ashkank2002]

@nabi2310 I never said that, if you feel humiliated by her jokes I think that's your insecurity, the audience do know that its comedy and no one takes it seriously.

when you say all patriotic iranians were appalled who you are talking about? As I said people who have nothing to offer now obsess with the past. Being able to make fun of oneself isn't necessarly a bad thing.

[schizophrantic]

@nabi2310

She actually makes fun of those who don't know anything about Iran. And what Iran has been has nothing to do with what she is now. Right now it is kidnapped by some fanatical, backward mullahs, making her the only religious regime in the world.

[elric7737]

Hilarious

[MrLukasDiSparrow]

cum on my face

[keagleeye]

yeah at the end she says cum on my face..(Come on my facebook)...

[choicesman2000]

thanks shappi ring me maybe not lol

[axelfUK]

Drop-Dead Gorgeous and just as funny... maybe even funnier!

Ikijju, you must love having piles, I wouldn`t know not having had them! :-)

Ain`t the Persian language beautiful...

As for the last bit, it put images in my diseased brain I cannot remove ;-)

[lkijju]

as funny as piles.

[naganokumas]

Thanks for the giggles.

The gag at the end, dare I say it, from 7:05, was most gigglesome.

[jospatulani]

"I must go round there... compare spices"

That's truly, truly hilarious. She's a very talented comedienne.

[persianshadow1]

she is pretty and so funy.

[PlankofWood1]

Which brings up the question - Since the kid's dad is a comedian, and the kid's grandad is a satirist, would he not have the best family get-togethers of all time?

I envy him.

[bmofano]

why would it be hard she lives and was raised in the uk clearly very english anyway

[goodsoundgirl]

hahhahaa!! doroste!! haa

[YekAdameRadif]

lol

[jeepobwan]

Funny and hot, noice.

[touriaification]

she looks paki

[dizzin0nz]

LOVE HER!!!! brilliant! first saw her on rove......

[jackwhitesguitar]

yup, at last the antidote to Omid Jalali - he's ok but she is really funny

[prettyoddftw]

"come on my face" XD

[lilprincessolivia]

shit attack HAHHAHAHA!

[DearMeNoUserName]

I'm Iranian :) and i love you haha.

[scratch885]

Very good. I love this woman she is so funny.

[JennnnAndVicky]

she's soo funny =P

[SophiaBushFanatic]

This women has me in stitches, im glad we have one Iranian or middle eastern person being so open and honest about their country rather then hiding it or be offended. She is funny but not disrespectful. I could laugh for hours watching this women. I'm glad she has some English sense of humour as other countries wouldn't accept her witty sense of style!

[KH4L1Q]

yes definitely i agree, and am sure others agree too.

[karz12]

dont confuse iran and the middle east ty.

[arminshadow]

yeah its to big difference iran got tehrangeles and is located in "oropa" beghole iraniha

[saboohy1]

@karz12 totally agree

[domchon]

stop being so picky you douchebag!

[Stroolet123]

@SophiaBushFanatic Wat about omid djalili

[bvazvan]

It is very good that now also our English friends find out that how colorful sense of humor Iranians have. We make thousands of jokes every month even about our politicians. And no wonder why the best comedians of England and US are from Iran e.g. Shappi Khorsandi. Jalili, Moz etc. Enjoy the Taste of Iran!

[yellowcougar18]

@SophiaBushFanatic

Check out Maz Jobrani, he's a middle eastern comedian who lives in America. He's hilarious, and pokes fun at common stereotypes, and middle eastern family relations. Very funny.

[jefryslash]

@SophiaBushFanatic She's Not the Only Persian Comedian !

Check out Maz Jobrani , He's Super Funny

[ardley216]

"eree.. its like dissin ma culture innit!" LOLOLOLOl

[Iminthecarsi]

I would have sex all over her

[x1star1x]

she did the same material at the birmingham michael mcintyre comedy roadshow

[ardley216]

and it made me laugh everytime!! :D

[bigglego]

@x1star1x she always uses the same material

[kemmay198193]

MICHAEL MCINTYRE (L)

[dramaqueen7777777]

Where can you get the full version?

[stakeshifter]

I'd hit that.

[mojoglowgo]

'When i was at school, people couldn't say my name so they used to call me shitattack, teachers can be so cruel'

[kemmay198193]

LMFAOOO !

[capsBeatz]

i'd hit

[Tiespes]

you want a comedian?

search for GEORGE CARLIN

[williammoomoo]

omg iv been trying to find his name for ages thank you (y)

[Tiespes]

Fucking rubbish!

not funny at all!!

[ShezLDN]

she came to my school montpellier primary school ealing

[ebr2003]

She is great, Persian woman are very classy.

[theaisan]

Lovely.....

[reza4]

lame

[JennnnAndVicky]

funnyyyyyyyy

[blueboy680]

She is gorgeous !!

[assassin296]

agreed