Shatner on Mountain Climbing

[wandererlain]

Anyone who believes that a man can have a sexual fantasy and ejaculate over a fucking hunk of rock has serious psychological problems.

But I still love Star Trek V.

[wandererlain]

Come on, Bill! You didn't REALLY climb that mountain and putting this whole erotic slant on it doesn't sit with me, you old faker!

[iLOVENATURE2011]

yes, i agree with you. it must be their passion to the sport that gives them the courage to risk their lives... all for the passion...

[chockchoola]

There's no teeny toes! O.O

[bosshog7169]

Everything Shatner says is deeper than anything you will ever say in your life

[rahxun]

my brain automatically remix this.

[TheArcticPhoenix]

Pah, Picard banged the borg. All of them.

[wandererlain]

@TheArcticPhoenix If he was a fan of Tetsuo, then I think so.

[KaptynxQuerq]

Is he... Is he seriously serious? In ALL seriousness?

Oh, Shatner. You think you're being poetic. XD

[wandererlain]

@KaptynxQuerq Nah, he's romanticising the whole thing. Seriously.

[Annihal101]

So... banging alien chicks isn't enough for Kirk apparently. He has to bang entire mountains now.

[sonic8005]

Wow. Captain Kirk CAN do anything!

[DrCowboyFace]

This video speaks to me. I see a four-foot tall slender monster-like Captain Kirk (colored red, for love) conquering a monolith of blackness, brownness, greenness, death. It's a love for life and death, and love is a connection. Suck it, Picard!

[pearlsfortheswines]

Unless the word "mountain" is used here as a metaphor for "breasts" this story makes no sense!

[roxye33pr]

SO GAY!

[Mornza99]

@roxye33pr the mountain could be female therefore he'd be having straight mountain sex

[Beergut222]

He is high. It's the only explanation.

[c64c64c64]

i would like to climb a mountain made of tittays

[rishian222]

WHAT

THE

FUCK

[BequiCake]

the mountain is SPOCK!

[orionpax55]

@BequiCake Oh, great, you made me vomit on my keyboard, jerk.

[stevenmiles]

I wanted to make love to the mountains and had to call the ranger to get me unstuck.

[zagacks]

Iiiiii'mmmmmm Willliam Shatnerr?

[ZackBarzahd]

It's scarier when the music's gone ._.

[kletterkajo]

he is absolutely right, I love mountains! I get the same feelings about them which I get while thinking about my girlfriend. best thing: to go climbing with your girlfriend :-)

[EphemeronRadiance]

You know guys, this makes a lot of sense. I mean, it's absolutely the sort of thing you'd come across in a highbrow literary analysis essay. What he says is bold but it's honest and logical.

[RMCDisciple]

Shatner is the weirdest dude on the planet.

[rosierosierosielou]

At first I was like "Oh, I see where he's going with this. He has a point... Kirk climbs the mountain because he can." And then, with the mention of making love, I knew Shatner had lost a tiny piece of his mind.

[Shyreenify]

Make love to the mountain? Is he serious?

[ThatAdelaideGuy]

@Shyreenify He's Shatner.. Hes ALWAYS Serious.

[CarbonCopy68]

honestly, this is a very interesting analogy for having a certain determination to succeed. I like it! :P

[KarinMikazuki]

I want to make love to a mountain too

[hshadow86]

Batshit crazy, but that's OK.

[LeaderOfTheRedNinjas]

all you people are fools, you cannot see the wisdom here

[CounterNerd]

is he there or is it green screen,you guess.

[darkkarma]

Anyone know where I can find the full thing?

[simonjeste]

@darkkarma watch?v=Kestt5BI3eg "Shatner at his Peak" , i think that's it?

[Woubits]

Spend a couple of minutes flicking through 'Freud For Dummies', and hey Presto, you're a Media Intellectual ...

[TheCratt]

To make luv with the mountain to envelop. Kapitin Kirk wants to make luv to the mountain.

[dudewhosaysarrh]

@TheCratt Maybe -after having had every good looking chick in the galaxy at least once- he got bored and wanted to try something different ^^

[willthack13]

The mountain is pretty hot...climbing a mountain is like sex, with big lumps and condors crawling out of cracks.

[Sirhcislo]

Highest rated comments are funny, but the people ho wrote them obviously don't understand the true meaning of his words in anyway..... At all (PS I love the remix :))

[gawainjay]

oh dear

[fiddelerselbow]

He wants to make love to the mountain

[Bestmanme08]

Shatner dedication in great new bio (All About jeffrey Hunter) at kindle! Just $1.09!

[TJmoneymaker13]

He's reciting William chapter 3, verse 1 in the book of Shatnerology. The book is three dollars on ebay. Your world will be opened.

[xenonecromera]

lol, even funnier than the remix

[nickmimes]

no he's not being serious... shatner does this stuff all the fuckin time to take the piss. he's still doin it today!

[NameInVainProduction]

What. A. Guy.

[SatanicFilmHouse]

WOW.

[jaydude214]

he is the most badass person ever

[bokonon14]

Malory? It's Hilary, dumbfuck. Malory wrote Le Morte D'Arthur.

[opiate9]

@bokonon14

Actually, it was George Mallory who supposedly said that. But he is a dumbfuck, I'll give you that.

[CastorGrayson]

@bokonon14

George Herbert Leigh Mallory (18 June 1886 8/9 June 1924) was an English mountaineer who took part in the first three British expeditions to Mount Everest in the early 1920s

[PewCast]

WRONG. idiot.

It was George MALLORY, the guy who climbed Everest.  Learn something before you criticise someone else, moron.

[r1ch1etheman]

mountain shaggers?

[cathalc08]

whoa

[TheLostDirector]

I CAME.

[wandererlain]

@TheLostDirector BS

[fgda10]

and everything becomes SO clear!

[crazyrabbits]

The climb. Is going where no man has gone before.

WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE.

[turtlewings]

so THIS is where it came from!

This makes more sense... at least now I don't think Kirk is trying to hump El Capitan.

[Bestmanme08]

Shatner dedication in great new bio (All About Jeffrey hunter) at amazon!

[DedyPhlincke]

It sounds silly as shit, but there's an element of truth to that.

[chainsoar]

Shatner is my fucking hero....the guy is ALWAYS funny.

[amandabreeann]

i just pooped watching this.. omfg shatner....

[camalach]

People always take him so seriously when hes clearly joking. Unless hes not. Which would make this AWESOME.

[flyworld3]

Remix was WAY better.

[agonybooth]

I didn't know about the remix when I posted this, it wasn't an attempt to be "better" than anything.

[Nuclearman2]

I'm actually glad I saw this and watched it a million times, BEFORE I ever saw the remix. It makes the remix even more magically brilliant.

[Pladicus]

@agonybooth He wasn't noting a failing on your part, simply how awesome the remix was.

[gma4389]

@agonybooth Remix was WAY better.

[AcidRooster]

@agonybooth

well it shouldve been!

[RCD608]

@agonybooth

LOLUMADBRO YUSOMAD LOLUMADYBROUMADBROY

[Cds56]

@agonybooth I love all of the little parts you hear between this and the remix

[SirDeathboot]

@flyworld3 The remix was better than... the original footage? Okkkk...

[Duckenheimer]

@SirDeathboot Yes.

[SirDeathboot]

@Duckenheimer To explain -- We all know the remix is *better*, but saying it's better than the original footage seems a bit pointless. ;P It's just the original footage.

[ultrakisc]

@flyworld3 Besides which - the source must be known for the remix to be truly appreciated.

[drinkinale]

the scary thing is that hes being serious

[kimborambo]

Shatner is weird like that, you never know if he's being serious or not

[cosplaybandgeek]

@drinkinale

Yes. He is clearly insane. ;)

And we love it!

[977Sarah]

@drinkinale I Dont know if he is being serious, beause it is kinda hard to take shatner seriously with anything!

[R0ADR4GE]

Shatner looks like my grandpa

[MissChelDorado]

Mine too!! Not joking!

[FurryVideos]

You love the rock, don't ya? She is a sexy beast ain't she?

[zombijrky]

That would hurt

[carcharodonshark]

That's gotta be the most bizarre video clip I have ever seen. Something wrong with that boy!!

[NishidoKa]

I wonder if there is an actual medical term for people who get turned on by mountains.

[Balthusdire2008]

I wonder, but I dont really want to know.

[Lonestarr1337]

Mountophilia no doubt!

[prilstrudel]

@NishidoKa

Alpinophilia maybe?

[DeathKeeper]

@NishidoKa

It's called Mountiandickitous

[bjam89]

@NishidoKa Vounofile?

[RandomMocker]

@NishidoKa There is; objectophelia.

[DogsAreCoolRight]

@NishidoKa There is one for people who love fuckin' trees, so we're probably at least on our way to a definition.

[JustMissJac]

@NishidoKa If we're considering it a sexuality, then "vounosexual" is probably right.

... I totally didn't look up the Greek word for "mountain" just to answer this question... Totally...

[prahanormal]

lol wut

[jimbo734]

making love to a rock must be pretty rough

[zomgZorroDelTaco]

Is anybody else a little turned on right now?

[Nuclearman2]

Seriously, I lost my girlfriend because she was so obsessed with mountain-climbing that she was basically never around. For some reason, it makes me so, so happy to hear William Shatner spout out such absolute shite about the subject and its air-headed fans.

Thank you Captain Kirk.

[NDKalltheway]

Can I get her number? Climbing is awesome, sorry you couldn't keep up

[dunmerdude]

Next Shatner will Kirk grab the Mountain.

[MoltenPlastic]

Wow. Talk about a dry hump...

[fluffyman85]

Yeah... sure Shat, you keep thinking that.

[bloodrunsclear]

Hmm...ever get the feeling there's something Shatner isn't saying aloud?

[Nuclearman2]

Aw...

Aw...YES!

This is so, so beautiful.